Lipstick Bitches: 27 April 2008

Friday, May 2, 2008

What Are You Seeing This Weekend?

I've seen Mister Lonely. It was good. Trippy, but good. I'm probably going to see Iron Man.

Sometimes There's No Other Word. Fierce

Confirmed. Insane.

Mariah is officially Mariah Cannon. Well, at least she doesn't have to change her initials. Mimi and Nick Cannon have gotten married, according to Linda Cannon, a family member of Nick's.

"He called us and told us all about it. We are happy for him. If that is what he wants then we are happy for him."

Apparently the two, who have been dating for a month, got married in the Bahamas at Mariah's new house. The next question needs to be if she got married with that Hello Kitty bandage she's been sporting for the past couple of weeks. Fuck that, ten bucks she got married in a Helly Kitty swarovski crystal wedding dress.

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Tommy Does Oprah

Tommy Cruise is going to be on Oprah today! Set your TIVO's, bitches!

She's In My Town?

Miley Cyrus was at Disney World yesterday trying to clean up her image after the whole Vanity Fair debacle. That Vanity Fair picture is so creepy.

Anyway, I knew I should have headed to Disney yesterday. I go like twenty times a year and know the place like the back of my hand. Yes it gets old but what else is there to do in Orlando. I used to go to Sea World a couple of times a week just for the funnel cakes by the dolphin tank. True story.

Song Of The Day:

Cool by Gwen Stefani. The song can be found on her album, Love, Angel, Music, Baby.

Picture Of The Day:

What In The...

Speechless. Bai Ling's fierceness leaves me utterly speechless. Wait, what was she doing at the premiere of What Happens In Vegas, anyway? Who cares, bitch is crazy fierce. Emphasis on crazy.

These Two Should Have Totally Dated

I'm indifferent about both Cameron Diaz and Ashton Kutcher, but I think that together they would have been so annoying, it would have been entertaining. Plus, he's hotter than Justin Timberlake. Just as douchey, but hotter.

Here's more of the two at the premiere of their new movie, What Happens In Vegas. I think I'm going to pass on this one

Besitos Por La Manana

The Osbournes are so gonna buy this: Glorious Nonsense

What's your favorite item of clothing?: Fashion Frappe

Chunky is the new black: Vogued Out

Beauty of the week: Beauty Logic

Love of hate Madonna: Mahalo Fashion

Thursday, May 1, 2008

Undecided

I'm not sure if I love this outfit or really hate it. I think it's a downgrade from the outfits she's worn before to promote Iron Man, and I think I should hate it, but I don't know.

Here's more of Gwyneth Paltrow at the premiere of Iron Man in Hollywood.

The Hulk Trailer

I completely forgot to post this yesterday. It looks pretty good, but not much different than the first Hulk disaster of a movie. Just with Edward Norton.

I Hope She's Not Breast Feeding

Christina Aguilera was spotted leaving a restaurant last night needing help just standing up. Homegirl was drunked up! Fun!

A friend of mine's mom drank all throughout the third trimester of her pregnancy and all while she was breast feeding and he turned out, well, not normal, but not a total trainwreck.

Besitos Por La Tarde:

Chanel galore: Vogued Out

Have you BUI?: JQ Lounge

The future of fashion: Coco's Tea Party

Coachella fashion: SICK.

Bacon Lollipops?: Ashcan Rantings

Way To Kill A Good Show

Not only is Project Runway moving from Bravo to Lifetime (WTF!!!), but it's apparently going to be moving from New York to Los Angeles for the sixth season.

Fail.

I'm sorry to the L.A. people out there, but New York is fashion. I thought it was a joke when they moved ANTM to L.A. but then again, ANTM is in itself. I honestly think this is a really bad move. Every time I think of L.A. fashion, I think of Juicy Couture, Ugg Boots and Christian Audigier. Not pretty.

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Are We Being Punked?

Or whatever the hell that Ashton Kutcher show is called? Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon have reportedly gotten married, according to Latina.com. I don't believe it. Sure, Mimi is batshit crazy but getting married? If this is true, I bet they end this mess in anullment. Or they need to get this crazy train on Divorce Court, like Gary Coleman.

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SATC On Oprah

Don't forget, bitches, the cast of the SATC movie will be on Oprah today!

Quote Of The Day:

“But, if you watch Sex and the City, like the way the friends are, the way that it’s dry and they all have distinct characters - that’s a thing we try to do on our show. It’s my favourite show! I love it!”

-Miley Cyrus, on how she wants Hannah Montana to be like Sex and the Ciry.

Picture Of The Day:

ANTM Episode 11 Pics

Check the rest out after the jump!

Photographed by: Tyra Banks
Theme: Roman Castle Couture

Anya:

Dominique:

Fatima:

Katarzyna:

Whitney:

Song Of The Day:

L'onde Amere by Keren Ann. The song can be found on her album, Nolita.

Interview With Katarzyna On CW

I love her. Homegirl needs to make it big just to fuck with Tyra.

Who Got Eliminated From ANTM This Week...

Saved:

Eliminated:

Covergirl of the Week:

BULLSHIT! I told you she would go home next. Tyra doesn't like to be proved wrong. What a fucking bitch.

Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Tag-a-roni. A San Francisco Treat.

Because this pretty much sums me up...

I've been tagged by the fabulous Molly at Ashcan Rantings and by Fashion Ivy, so I've decided to combine the tags and make one post about, well, me.

First up, 5 things:
5 Things found in my bag: Pink princess coin purse, 2001 holiday Mac bag/brush set, a friends' business card, 3 hair ties and a jeweled pill case.

5 Favorite Things in my room: my dog is usually in there, my huge jewelry dresser, my bed which is really comfortable, a photograph of myself an ex took post coitus hanging above my bed, and my black candle holders a friend bought me.

5 Things I've always wanted to do: Johnny Depp, Brad Pitt, Live in Paris, Live in Rome and find the fountain of youth.

5 Things I'm currently into: Astrology, Psychology, The Lord of the Rings trilogy (movies, not books), Miranda! and knitting/crocheting.

5 Impressions on Molly(Ashchan Rantings)-person who tagged you: Psychadelic, free spirit, groovy girl with an amazing sense of music, fashion and humor. I think that's five, right?

And on to six little things about moi:

1)My favorite movies of all time are Le Fabuleux Destin d'Amelie Poulain, Cidade de Deus and Lucia y El Sexo. I can watch them over and over again and still get that same feeling I got the first time I watched them.

2)I'm not a priss, but I consider myself to be a girly girl. Although I curse like a sailor, I don't like burping or spitting or any of that stuff. I always (usually) cross my legs when I wear skirts and I keep my nails clean. I also have to bathe twice a day. I've never gone real camping because of this. I'm ok with that.

3)My dog is like my child. I love that crazy bitch. I feel bad (for about a minute) for kicking her out of the bedroom when the bf comes over, so I set up some blankets for her on the couch. She still scratches the door at some point in the middle of the night, though.

4)I'm anal rententive. Things have to be in a specific order, like files on my computer, for example. I've spent hours organizing things and to be honest, it relaxes me. I can sit at the computer or even my mom's messy cupboard and take everything out, clean it, and put it all back together in an orderly fashion.

5)I love reading V.C. Andrews books. They're totally creapy and incestuous, but they remind me of novelas (latin american soap operas) and are usually always entertaining.

6)I'm not really romantic and am usually "the guy" in my relationships. I remember an ex lit all these candles and all I could think about was the mess the wax would make. And don't get me started on flowers.

I tag Zoe, WAT, One Teal Rat, Mey, and The New Jack. Choose which one you'd prefer to do.

Video Of The Week:

ANTM: VIVA ITALIA!

Best. Episode. This. Cycle.

This week, the girls are in Rome!

And Lauren is bored. I would be too, those bitches can be annoying.

And it’s time for the (first) quote of the week!

“Awe, great! My first step in Rome and I eat it on the ground. It was horrible!”

Anya, I’m starting to love you more and more each episode.

Blah blah, plus size model, blah blah. Why is she still here?

The girls get a small tour around Rome where they get their first Tyra Mail. Thank god there’s no more scrolling. That shit was super annoying.

They get to their house, which is amazing. I’m so jealous of these lucky bitches.

Later that night, the girls sit down to dinner but Fatima isn’t feeling well and is laying in bed.

Dominique wants Fatima to get it together, girlfriend. Dominique is under the weather too but you don’t hear Dominique complaining about it. Shoot.

Anya gets upset when the other girls, mainly Dom-Dom and Whitney, talk about Fatima while she’s sick. She’s like a flipping angel.

She ends up bringing Fatima dinner and laying it next to her bed. Awe. Can you spell, Winner’s Edit?

Seriously, this is the best I’ve seen Dom-Dom look.

Next, the girls arrive at a piazza where there are a bunch of Segways waiting for them.

Segways in Rome? Seriously? Ugh, so wrong.

I’ve actually segwayed in heels before. Not fun. Actually, I take that back, it was hilariously entertaining for my friends who were watching.

Wow, there are “random Italian women” standing around with props dressed in high fashion just standing there waiting for tour guides? Rome is awesome.

After their tour, the girls meet Gai Mattiolo.

They have a small challenge where they’re dressed as Italian women in Mattiolo’s clothing and walk for him.

Wait, Dominique is natural? Naturally what, a man?

This challenge was complete bullshit. Dom-Dom, Whitney and Kat have the best walk and yes I’m biased. Kat looked and walked the best out of all those bitches, but of course,

Anya wins

a gorgeous dress that will look horrible with her skin/hair.

Seriously, this shit is a conspiracy. Anya is getting the classic Winner’s Edit and she’s winning all of the challenges and she doesn’t deserve them all. I’m not hating, since Kat is my fave, but Anya can’t walk. So how did she win this challenge?

The next night the girls get Tyra Mail.

Kata’s so smart. She figures out that they’re doing something for Covergirl, probably a commercial in Italian.

Lauren is pissed.

Hey look, it’s the Odd Couple.

And a hot director. Ok, he’s not that hot but I’d totally do him. The accent gets me every time.

Awe, Anya thinks it’s hard to walk and talk at the same time!

She did horribly, but damn, who’s that model? Now he’s hot. Sigh.

Kat did ok, but it was a little boring. She still did better than Dominique’s silly ass.

And it’s time for the second quote of the week!

I had to pick more than one, this episode was hilarious.

“I wanna be the freaking Covergirl. So Ima have as much fun with this as I can, ok? Shoot, if I can’t remember something, trust me, I’ll make something up”

Oh really, Dominique?

If you wouldn’t have told us that, we would never have guessed.

Lauren. Oh, Lauren. Just when I was starting to like you. Unlike Dominique’s commercial, which was equally as horrible, your commercial was just awkward and made me cringe. I felt embarrassed for you, and that’s never good because then I feel bad for laughing at you. And I don't like feeling bad for laughing at people.

Fatima did pretty well, even though her wandering eyes drove me insane.

Why is she still here? So fake. I can’t stand watching her, or that shiteous commercial.

And props to Mr. J for calling her out on her bitchiness and fakery.

After the shoot the girls head to the house where they get a Tyra Mail telling them…

It’s judging time, bitches!

I don’t get what Tyra’s thing with Whitney is. Honestly, her commercial was beyond horrible and she gives her props. Wait a second, Whitney is not only way over the top but is also “plus-size”. Hmm, who does that description remind you of:

Enough said.

Ok, now I’m gonna lose my shit. Kat goes up in front of the judges and calls Tyra out on mispronouncing her name every freaking week.

Tyra doesn’t give a fuck and tells her that commercial, which was one of the best ones, was flat and boring.

Paulina and the director disagreed with Tyra, and said that she was one of the best and nailed it.

But Tyra did not give a fuck. And after dismissing Kat, she mispronounces her name yet again and doesn’t care! If one of those bitches called her Thighra, she’d flip the fuck out.

Lauren is so over this.

In the end, it was between Lauren and Whitney

with Lauren going home.

I actually liked Lauren this episode. It sucks that she went home over Whitney, because she’s horrible, but whatever.

Besitos Por La Tarde:

Famazing shoes: Vogued Out

Birthday Lists: Shrinkering Hearts

Scarlett's new video: The New Jack

The gorgeous Nigel Barker: Mahalo Fashion

You better call Tyrone: Ashcan Rantings

This Is Gonna Suck

I'm a huge fan of The Mummy movies because I love anything that has to do with Ancient Egypt even if it's beyond fake. But this new movie is going to suck hard. Rachel Weisz passed on coming back and that alone should have stopped them from making it. She was awesome in the movies.

I'll probably end up seeing it in the theater, though.

Barf

I've totally stopped watching The Hills. Lauren's a bitch, Lo is annoying and Speidi need to go away. And this cover is just ridiculous. It's not horrible looking, but I'm so sick and tired of anything The Hills. It's a fake show! It doesn't even try to be real anymore.

Chi-Chis!

Halle Berry is the new Salma Hayek. Girlfriend looks gorgeous after just having a baby. But I'm curious to know what the kid looks like. And I'm also curious to know what her baby daddy looks like naked. Just sayin'.

Here's more of Halle out and about in Hollywood yesterday.

Picture Of The Day:

Yes, that's his daughter Brooke.

Cover Of The Week:

Who Wants To Road Trip To Boston With Me?

NKOTB are going on tour. Unforch for me they're not heading anywhere near Florida. Unforch for them, I've got a car and gas money. Who's with me? That shit is going to be entertaining regardless of how well the show is. Here's the list of dates and locations of their tour.

Sat 9/20/08 - Montreal, Quebec Bell Centre
Sun 9/21/08 Toronto, ON Air Canada Center
Tue 9/23/08 East Rutherford, NJ Izod Center
Wed 9/24/08 Uniondale, NY Nassau VETERANS MEMORIAL Coliseum
Fri 9/26/08 Boston, MA TD Banknorth Garden
Sat 9/27/08 Atlantic City, NJ Borgata Hotel and Casino Event Center
Sat 10/4/08 Chicago, IL Allstate Arena

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

ANTM: Those About To Walk, We Salute You

Whitney plus size, Lauren awkward, am I ever going to stop hearing these two bitch?

Fatima reveals that she doesn’t have her travel(s) document(s). Did she switch up that s just to fuck with us? Travels document? For reals? The situation was portrayed as heartwarming and of course they had to give Anya the winner’s edit and show her to be caring and wonderful. God, I miss the days of Eva the Diva. Bitch didn’t give a fuck. Boohoo, you can’t travel the world for free? STFU.

Wait, Kat’s getting camera time? WTF?

Paulina stops by the house for a small lesson. She’s there to teach the girls how to behave in a party situation.

And it’s time for the quote of the week!

“Hello, uh, Paulina. My name is Dominique. And your name?”

Oh, Dom-Dom. You bring on the lulz every single week.

I’m starting to hate Whitney more and more each episode.

If the ‘Tyra leaving ANTM’ rumors are true, Paulina’s taking over. I’d love Paulina as host, to be honest. Not only did she call Dom-Dom a tranny, but she seems to genuinely care and gives great advice. They seem to be molding her to take over for Tyra, since Tyra hasn’t had a “heart to heart” with the girls all season.

The next day the girls decide to cook. Lauren slices her thumb open while slicing an onion. I’m really squeamish when it comes to blood and I’m so glad that didn’t show that shit. They ended up taking Lauren to the hospital. Scandal!

Fatima gets a call from a producer who tells her that they’re trying to rush to get her travels document (ugh), but that she’s doing all of this last minute.

Apparently Fatima didn’t know. WTF, in every fucking cycle of ANTM, the bitches go overseas. Why in the hell wouldn’t she think of getting her papers in order? Or did she feel she wouldn’t make it that far. Hmmm.

Whitney again proves how much of a bitch she is and says that Lauren apparently doesn’t know how to use a knife.

But she sure does know what to use a wine glass for!

The next day the girls get a box with a bunch of lemons and limes in it. The girls are going to a party for 7Up.

Wait, more camera time for Kat? Woah, this has to be a record.

Whitney keeps bitching about being plus-size. Bitch, STFU. You’re not working your ass off. If you were working your ass off, you wouldn’t need ANTM to become a top model.

The girls get free dresses to go to the party by designer Jay Godfrey.

I liked Dominique’s dress the best. Which apparently was designed by Jay Giorgio

Whitney drives me insane. I hate that Tyra loves her so much. She obviously wants a plus-size to finally win a cycle, but this bitch needs to go. Her saying that girls who are thin don’t eat is such bullshit. Just because you’re naturally thin, flat or chatta (no ass, in Spanish lingo) doesn’t mean you have an eating disorder. And I totally thought she was going to flash the cameras her tatas. Thank god for double sided tape.

The girls mingle and meet up with some of the judges from the show. Ty-Ty wasn’t there, though…

Hey look, it’s Jaslene! Barf.

In the end, Anya ends up winning the challenge again. Ugh, she’s totally winning the cycle. I called that shit. Jaslene 2.0!

Her prize was a shoot for 7Up all natural.

She gets to pose naked (again), but this time, it’s for $10,000. Bitch. It’s hard to hate her, though.

Awe, Stacy Ann is super jealous :(

Fatima is still worried about not getting her travels document in time.

And surprise surprise, the producers schedule an appointment for her at the consulate at the exact time as their next photo shoot. Subtlety has never been a strong point in this show.

The girls then get a Tyra Mail telling them to pack their bags. It’s time to go overseas!

Final two, anyone? Ugh, I wish.

Wait, more Katarzyna? You know Ty-Ty had nothing to do with this. Bitch hates Kat.

The next morning the girls arrive at a private airstrip, where Jay is waiting there with a private jet.

Apparently the girls are doing a photo shoot and posing with a jet, and aren’t going overseas. Or so they think. Again, subtlety has never been a strong point.