Saturday, October 6, 2007

Here's the new poster for 10,000 BC. It looks like it's going to be amazing in the CGI department but Steven Strait is starring and he's hot, but not great in the acting skills. And Camilla Belle is also hot, but she'll never be Raquel Welch:

Divas Unite

Posh Beckham and Dita Von Teese met up on the red carpet for the Chanel show at Paris Fashion Week.

I love Dita, but bitch needs to get a tan.

Hey lookie who else was there:

Oh, Lily. How I miss the old you.

Here are more pictures of the girls, including Karl Lagerfeld and Kirsten Dunst, at the show.

Lily Allen says she's lost weight by being hypnotized. She has recently gone from a size 12 to an 8 and blames mind-altering sessions on showing her to eat properly and work out more.

"After the hypnotism, I want to go to the gym every day, otherwise I feel really bad.

"I just want to get more toned and healthy. I'm really good about everything at the moment - I've never been happier."

Yeah and you've never been douchier before, either. Something tells me the fucked with you in more ways than just losing weight.


Que Sucia!

Kelly Osbourne says that she was so nervous while performing onstage in Chicago as Mama Morton, she threw up in her mouth.

'I threw up in my mouth. I thought, 'What am I going to do? There's no bin here'. So I had to actually swallow it and then through the whole first scene all I could think was, 'I hope Annette [who plays Velma] can't smell my throw-up breath'. I was so scared.'

Ugh. I think it would've been a better show if she just threw up on the stage. Now that's entertainment, folks.


Argentine tattoo artist Kat Von D, who stars in reality show L.A. Ink, graced the pages of Maxim Magazine.

Um, yeah, Isla Fisher did it way hotter earlier this year.

It was Brad Pitt, bitches! Brad is filming his new movie, Burn After Reading in NYC with George Clooney.


I've broken my own vow. Tony Barretto, Britney Spears's ex bodyguard, is calling for a child abuse investigation against Britney Spears.

His lawyer, Gloria Allred, has said that Tony met with officials at the Los Angeles County Department of Children and filed a referral last week.

"The referral asks for an investigation into Britney Spears and her behaviour with her two young children," Allred said in a statement.

"It was our understanding at the end of the meeting ... (that) the department will investigate to the best of their ability," Allred continued.

"It was important that we filed because the department has no legal power to investigate unless there is a filing. Now that we have filed, they have the power to open an investigation."

Part of me thinks he's looking for more publicity. He could've done this right after leaving Britney or even before. But then the other part of me remembers that we're talking about Britney, here.


Paris and Nicky Hilton celebrated Nicky's birthday on Friday at LAX in Vegas.

I've always thought Nicky was the normal Hilton until she starts defending her sister's actions. I'm all for family and shit but if that was my sister, I wouldn't be saying a damn thing.

Lookie who else showed up:

DJ AM. Is he getting fat again? He had gastric bypass a couple of years ago but he's starting to look a bit chunk again.

Lo! Awe, she needs to stay away from Paris. That's the kind of dirty that don't wash clean.

There was a time where Nicole Kidman was beautiful. She was natural and had long beautiful red curly hair.

Well, that time is gone and now she looks like a grandma. The hair is too processed and is quenching for some conditioner, the face is way too botoxed out. What happened, Nicole?

Nicole attended the New Line Cinema's 40th Anniversary Gala in NYC yesterday. Check out more of the pictures below. But I'm warning you, they're pretty scary.

Ben's Brother is this amazing band from the UK who you may have heard on a Dentyne Ice commercial. Their song Stuttering hasn't been commercially released yet but you can hear the entire song here.

Click play below to check it out!

Lindsay Lohan is no longer in rehab!

Amidst rumors of failing a drug test, Lindsay checked out of the Cirque Lodge Rehab Clinic on Friday.

"She's finished the program," one source says. "Lindsay is done, but she may come back for outpatient treatment. She over-extended her stay because she wanted to. She could have been out awhile ago, but she chose to stay."

True, she stayed longer but I honestly don't think she's ready to go back to California. She's said to be staying in Utah for outpatient treatment with the help of her father, Michael Lohan.


So yesterday I was out with my mother and I started singing a song. I tend to sing outloud so it wasn't a big thing until I realized that I was singing Gimme More by Britney Spears. I don't really listen to her songs so why the hell did I know every single word to that GD song? Ugh.

Anyways, since I sunk to a new low by paying to download the Brit-tit video to that song, I am going to compile all the Brit-tit news from the past two days in one post. I can't take anymore Britney!

Britney missed her first supervised visit with her kids on Thursday. They were supposed to meet with her at her home but according to Britney, she didn't hear the intercom when they tried to buzz into her house because the intercom wasn't working. Right.

The night before, “She checked into the Beverly Wilshire hotel. But early that morning, she realized it wouldn’t be right to have her first visit with the boys in a hotel. She needed to see them at home, with their things around them,” says the insider.

“She and Alli [Sims] headed to Brit’s Malibu house. They went to sleep as soon as they got there. Brit was up in plenty of time to prepare for the boys’ visit at 10 a.m.

“But she waited, and waited, and they didn’t show up. Alli’s cellphone rang, and it was Kevin [Federline’s] people, saying that the boys were going back to Kevin because she hadn’t answered the intercom at the gate!

“Brit didn’t realize the intercom wasn’t working. She begged them to bring the boys back. But they wouldn’t. She was devastated that they wouldn’t turn around.”

What the fuck ever. First of all, if you've got a house why do you keep checking in and out of hotels in the same area? Second of all, if you haven't seen your kids in a couple of days then why aren't you at the door waiting for them to arrive. Or at least call if you don't see them show up by 10:01?

Speaking of her babies, Kevin Federline is going to be recieving around $58,000 in child support a month and if he gets sole custody he's said to be recieving $77,000, according to her reported $700,000 a month income. That crazy bitch almost makes a million dollars a month!!!

And finally, Lynn and Jaime Lynn Spears flew out from Kentucky to be with Britney in California.

Hopefully Lynn helps Brit-tit get it together for the kids.

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Pete Doherty may face a murder probe because of his possible involvement in the death of actor Mark Blanco. Blanco died last December after falling from a second-story building during a party where both he and Pete were attending. Pete fled as soon as Blanco fell, before the police had a chance to question him. Investigators have ruled out a suicide.

Jonathan 'Headlock' Jeannevol, who was with Pete that night, retracted his original statement where he said he pushed Blanco because he was bothering Pete. He now doesn't know why he said that in the first place.


Friday, October 5, 2007

CariDee will be guest starring in Gossip Girl. I've never watched the show, the previews gave me a headache with that GD Fergie song, so I don't know if it's good or not. What I do know is that CariDee won America's Next Top Model and hasn't really worked as a model since she left.

CariDee will be guest-ing this November where she's rumored to be playing the girlfriend of an older man. ::shrugs::

Do you think her resume says "Professional Party Girl, Sometime Actress"?

I loved her but she's been sooooo disappointing.


According to the National Enquirer, Vanessa Minnillo has given Nick Lachey an ultimatum. She wants to be married to him without a pre-nup, or she's gonna split.

"Vanessa Minnillo has hit Nick Lachey with a wedding ultimatum - marry me by next year without a prenup or I’m gone! ‘Vanessa loves Nick, but she’s prepared to walk if he’s not willing to marry her,’ an insider told The ENQUIRER. ‘And she’s not going to get involved in a prenuptial agreement. She feels marriage is forever, and she doesn’t want to begin a lifelong commitment by signing an agreement that’s just an out for a divorce.’ Ex-boy band member Nick, 33, and the 26-year-old beauty are spending time between homes in Los Angeles and New York - and are nearly ready to seal the deal, say sources.

“As the Enquirer recently revealed, Vanessa has picked out an engagement ring - a platinum band with a large emerald-cut diamond in the center and two smaller emerald-cut stone on each side. She first spotted the sparkler at the Kentucky Derby in May. ‘But all bets are off in Nick forces a prenup on her,’ said the insider.”

Get that money, honey, you're not getting any younger and unemployment isn't cute after the age of 28.


It's Crazy Brit-tit Video Time, y'all!!!

Heather from Rock of Love wants her own reality show. Surprise, surprise. But she wants to do it with a couple of her bitches, including Chris Crocker. !!!!!

“[Chris is] funny and hilarious. He’s very flamboyant and he’s controversial, which is awesome . . . I think a reality show with the four of us in L.A. would be a great idea.“

Someone needs to get this ish on VH1, STAT!


Told Ya!

Jess and Bret Michaels are no longer together. But in reality, how can you be together if you were never really together?

As soon as Jess got back to Chicago, the New York Post is reporting, she hooked up with clothing designer ????. She then dumped Bret over the phone.

Classic! I love this bitch and the fact that she couldn't even keep it in her pants until the reunion show had been taped makes me love her even more.


Love Her!

Mena Suvari rocked her short hair out with hooker boots at the opening of Circa Nightclub in Toronto.

I don't care what aybody says aboyt Mena, she's fucking awesome. She doesn't take herself too seriously and she knows how to take a joke (unlike some people ::coughnatnatportmancough::).