Saturday, October 20, 2007

Jonathan Rhys Meyers In Rome



Jonathan attended the premiere of August Rush in Rome at the second annual Rome Film Festival. He seems a little egotistical to me, just some things I've heard around, but he's so hot. Especially in The Tudors, even though I object to him being cast as Henry VIII.

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Lilly Allen at Fashion Rocks



I completely forgot about posting Lily at the Swarovski Fashion Rocks gala. I apploud her effort in trying to be a classy lady, but I'm not loving the dress. It covers up too much and makes her look heavier than she is. Plus it looks uncomfortable and she looks uncomfortable in it. That dress makes my teeth hurt because of the material. And it feels itchy.

Something nice? The shoes are kind of cute. Not on her, though.

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New Sweeney Todd Trailer!

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Harry Potter Shocker!



J.K. Rowling has revealed that Dumbledore was gay! Joe read from the book and answered some fan questions at Carnegie hall. The Leaky Couldron reports:

First, the biggest revelation of the night came when Jo revealed to her audience the fact that Albus Dumbledore is gay and had fallen in love with fellow wizard and friend, Gellert Grindelwald. This elicited a huge reaction and prolonged ovation. So much so, it promoted Jo to say:

"If I had known this would have made you this happy, I would have told you years ago."

She should have come out with that in the last book instead of writing that horrible epilogue. Sigh. My little Dobby...

She also revealed more things that you should probably read at the source, if you've already finished the book or if you just want to be spoiled.

P.S. - This totally reaffirms my theory that Ian McKellen should have been Dumbledore after Richard Harris. Sigh

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Guess The Ass: Revealed



Jessica Biel! She was at a football game with Justin Timberlake and a friend grabbed her ass. Brazilliant!

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I See Nipples!



Uma Thurman attended the Swarovski Fashion Rocks and showed a little more than she wanted. You know what, fuck that, she knew what she was doing. That dress is hot, but it looks like a five year old threw some glitter on her curtains and tied it around her body. OMG, that's what it reminds me of, when my friends and I used to watch the Oscars and take all of my mom's curtains and turn them into "fancy gowns". Sigh. Oh, to be 10 again.

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Joss Stone At Fashion Rocks



She looks gorgeous but what I want to know is if she still fucks for tracks?

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Friday, October 19, 2007

Video of the year?



Belinda won Video of the Year at the MTVLA Awards last night with this video. It's ok, I guess, but not Video of the Year worthy.

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Victoria Silvstedt at Fashion Rocks



Victoria Silvstedt's beautiful amazingness attended the Swarovski Fashion Rocks gala. Why I love the blonde tramps, I'll never know

Hold up:



Who the hell is Jamelia and why the hell did she steal Vicky's dress?!?!?!? That bitch does not know what fierce is. How dare she wear the same dres??

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Heroes Sneak Peek!

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This Is A Public Service Anouncment



Kids, don't do drugs, don't drink too much, don't tan too much, don't do anything that'll make you look anything like these two in the future.

Donatella Versace attended the Swarovski Fashion Rocks gala with Iggy Pop. Am i dirty for finding him somewhat attractive. Not now but a couple of years ago. Ugh, I need help

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Thank God!



Joaquin Phoenix brought the sexy back! He's been looking a bit rough recently but at the Reservation Road premiere he was looking ultra hot. Sigh. I knew my letter would hit you where it hurt

Hey, lookie who else showed up:

Jennifer Connelly:

Ok, I don't mind the shoes but what the hell is up with that dress?

Alison Lohman:

Awe, I heart her.

Tara Reid:

Uh, what was she doing there?

And the rest, which included Amanda Walsh, Paul Bettany, Mira Sorvino, Mark Ruffalo, and Jane Seymour



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Britney's Blackout Promo



I just want to know why Brit-tit is putting out an album now? I mean, what, is she going to go on tour with the ki.... oh, that's right. She lost custody of them. Sigh.

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What Are You Seeing This Weekend?









I really want to see Rendition and Things We Lost In The Fire, but I'm going to have to see 30 Days of Night. What, I told y'all I had the Josh Hartnett crush!

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Mariana Seoane Naked!



Mexican actress Mariana Seoane gets naked for H Extremo magazine. Damn, I don't even swing that way and I can admit she's got great tits. I have no idea why I'm obsessed with boobs.

Anyways, check them out after the jump. WARNING! NSFW (obviously)!











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ANTM Sneek Peak: Episode 6

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Final Version of Ace Of Spades By Lisa D'Amato

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Me No Likey



Cate Blanchett attended the premiere of Elizabeth: The Golden Age at the Rome Film Festival. Hmmmmmm. I usually love Cate and whatever she wears, but this dress is horrible. From the waist up, it's ok but that green mess is scary. But I do give her props for originality. Oh wait, maybe she dressed up for Halloween! That explains the green.

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Pot, Meet Kettle



Jordan is still flapping her lips (not her coochie lips, unforch) about Posh Beckham, talking about her bad skin problems.

"I do feel sorry for her in a way, but she craves attention.

"If she looks rough she shouldn’t go out like it should she?"

Hypocrite, much? This is the same person who has discussed ever detail about her life, including getting her boobs and coochie fixed up to how big her gay husband's cock is.

I still love her, though.

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Models, Models Everywhere...









Claudia Schiffer, Kate Moss and Naomi Campbell (with Dolce and Gabanna) attended the Swarovski Fashion Rocks. I loved the idea of Naomi's dress but it was just too much. And I wish Claudia would've done something "bigger" for the red carpet. The dress that she had on later was amazing, though. And Kate looked gorgeous, I don't care what y'all say. Knobby Knees and all.

P.S. - I wonder what Claudia thinks of her ex, David Copperfield's alleged rape charges...





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I'm Going As Beth Ditto For Halloween



I think it'll be the perfect costume! Plus, I dig the "Cleopatra" eye liner. Beth went to the Swarovski Fashion Rocks gala yesterday but was told to keep her clothes on because Royalty would be attending. Beth is a fan of stripping down at events or onstage.

I would've said screw that and stripped anyways. I mean, why not! More press!

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Jakey Won't Be The Only One Not In It



According to OK! magazine, Heath Ledger is in negotiations to star in a sequal to Brokeback Mountain. The story is about Heath's character Ennis, coming out of the closet and coping with being openly gay in 1963 Wyoming.

Heath's ex-girlfriend and baby mama, Michelle Williams, played his wife in the first movie, which is where they met and she got pregnant fell in love. No word if she's going to be coming back for the sequal, but I doubt it. Jake won't be coming back (obviously), because his character died in the first one. Sorry to spoil it for those who haven't seen it, but it's been a couple years already. You should have.

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They Better Hire Ewan McGregor



Courtney Love is going to executive produce a movie about the life and death of Kurt Cobain. Expect this to also win an Oscar, if Courtney stays out mostly out of it, but knowing her she'll cast herself as herself and Kate Moss as Kurt. Troy screenwriter David Benioff will be writing this.

Ewan McGregor was amazing in Velvet Goldmine, where he plays an Iggy Pop type of rockstar that actually came off a lot like Kurt Cobain. Plus he's naked, so go check it out if you haven't already seen it.

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Jeffrey Wright Is Awesome



Jeffrewy Wright will be playing Muddy Waters in Cadillac Man. The movie is based on the rise and fall of Chess Records. Matt Dillon will be playing Leonard Chess, co-founder of the label.

Expect an Oscar for someone in this movie. Probably Jeffrey. Dillon'll get nominated but not win.

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Swarovski Fashion Rocks



A multitude of bitches and ho's attended the Swarovski Fashion Rocks gala yesterday in London. I have to admit that the Fashion Rocks in London looks a hell of a lot more fun than the one in New York.

In attendance: Alicia Keys, Beth Ditto, Heather Graham, Donatella Versace with Iggy Pop, Claudia Schiffer, Kate Moss, Lily Allen,Naomi Campbell with Dolce and Gabanna Naomi Watts, Uma Thurman and Victoria Silvstedt.

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David's Been A Bad Boy



David Copperfield is currently being investigated by the FBI for rape. A woman in Seattle, Washington claims that the magician raped her while she was on vacation in the Bahamas. A rape kit was not used and she reported the rape to Seattle police as soon as she got back to Seattle.

Yesterday FBI agents raided a warehouse and seized David's computer hard drive, a digital camera and 2$million dollars in cash.

Who in the hell keeps 2 mill in cash in a warehouse? Seriously?

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Does Anybody Still Watch This Show?



The names of Celebrity Apprentice have been revealed. Yawn. I cannot stand Donald Trump. It's the ego thing I was telling you about earlier. I'll probably watch some of this, though. Making fun of psuedo celebs while they're out selling hot dogs on the street is usually fun.

And now, the cast:



Omarosa: Evil bitch from The Apprentice and The Surreal Life.
Lennox Lewis: I didn't know but my bf tells me he's a boxer. ::shrugs::
Gene Simmons: I'm going to love watching his ego clash with Trumps's.
Tito Ortiz: Now THIS I'm loving. Not for Tito but because they'll probably show Jenna Jameson on there at some point.
Stephen Baldwin: Uber douche turned holier than thou Christian.
Carol Alt: Former supermodel. Or not, depending who you ask (Fred Norris).
Vinny Pastore: Big Pussy from the Sopranos
Jon Cena: WWE wrestler.
Marilu Henner: Elaine from Taxi

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Orlando Still In Trouble



Orlando Bloom is being investigated by the L.A.P.D. for hit and run, because he walked away from the accident he was involved with last week, according to TMZ.

According to Orlando, there was a paparazzi van who cut him off, which is why he swerved and hit the parked car.

I'm not sure what to believe here. I mean, if the police really wanted to investigate him, why didn't they get a drug test right then?

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Here is Orlando walking around L.A. looking hotter than hell. Sigh. Please don't send him to jail. His ass (literally) won't be able to handle it.

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Renee and Monique from ANTM at Fashion Week





Monique from Cycle 7 and Renee from Cycle 8 walked for Jenny Han at L.A. Fashion Week. Monique is best known for rubbing her panties on Melrose's sheets while she slept and Renee is best known as being the bitch with issues in her cycle. Cycle bitches, unite!

Monique looks ok but who in the hell put all that makeup on Renee? That looks awful and makes her look a lot older than she already looks.








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Britney's New Album Posters





These are actually quite nice. Photoshopped to hell, but hot, especially the one in color. Color me shocked.

P.S. - They should've totally used that color one as her album cover.

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Josh Hartnett at Fuse's The Sauce



Josh Harnett visited The Sauce yesterday and didn't say a word about Rihanna. I'm thinking it was just a drunken lip-locking session. I totally get it though. I had the biggest crush on Josh when I was in high school. Shut up, he was crazy hot in The Faculty. Great movie, btw.

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Listen To This: Julieta Venegas



Julieta Venegas, who won Best Pop Artist last night at the MTVLA Awards is an amazing artist you should really get to know.

California born, Tijuana raised Venegas gives everything she's got into her music and mixes genres effertlessly, going from poppy to folky to even adding a mix of Reggaeton to one of her tracks from her latest album, Limon Y Sal (Lemon and Salt for the non-Spanish speakers). Check out her song, Primer Dia, featuring Dante Spinetta by clicking Play below:



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CariDee's Modeling?!?!?!?





I'm shocked! Holy hell, she's actually working! So what if they're low-rent Chloé, she's still modeling. Whoot whoot!

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Eva In Mexico


Eva Longoria attended a party for Mexican Vogue earlier this week looking really cute with a bob. I usually hate Eva because, well, it's Eva, but I like what she's got going on here. It's friday. No time to be mean.

Here's more of Eva at the Mercedes Benz Vogue Gala Night in Mexico City.

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You Know Your Hairstylist Hates You When...

he/she does both this:


and this:

to you in less than a month. Or maybe Rumer Willis actually wanted it to look like that. Why? Ugh, so gross. OMG she totally looks like she grew 70's pubes on her head! That's a massive bush.

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Britney Cut A Deal



Britney settled the hit and run case by paying the owner of the car she hit $1,000 dollars in damages and rental car fees. That's it? I would've tried to get a hell of a lot more than that. I mean, it's brit-tit! The money would've gone to Cheeto's and Starbucks, anyways.

The criminal hit and run charges will probably be dropped but her driving without a license charge won't be.

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Belanova At The MTVLA Awards



I love me some Belanova. They attended the MTVLA Awards last night. Too bad they didn't win anything.

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Baby Borat!



Isla Fisher (finally) gave birth to a baby girl earlier today in Los Angeles. The father is Borat himself, Sacha Baron-Cohen. Congratulations to all!

Update: Different sources are reporting that Isla gave birth to a baby boy named Sadler James. I doubt they'll make an anouncement, since they didn't even technically anounce she was pregnant. Still, Congrats to them!

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Paulina Rubio at the MTVLA Awards



Paulina Rubio showed no signs of pregnancy at the MTVLA Awards last night. La Chica Dorada didn't take any awards home that night, though. I think she deserved Mejor Artista Pop (Best Pop Artist) but I'm glad Julieta Venegas won.



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Daddy Yankee at the MTVLA Awards



I used to think Daddy Yankee was hot until my friend was his bodyguard for a while and told me he was a complete dick. No more love for Daddy Yankee! Plus, I hate guys who are egotistical, and not in a funny Kanye way. Puff Daddy falls into that category to me. Don't you hate when that happens?

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Belinda At The MTVLA Awards



Belinda arrived at the MTVLA Awards and since I'm not going to say anything mean I'm just going to say...wait a minute, I'm always mean. Fuck that, she needs to fix her hair and get that shit out of her eye. What, did she get fashion tips from Robert Smith? No, Belinda, the world is not that harsh that you have to cover your eyes with your hair to prevent from seeing it.

The eye makeup looks cute, though. See, something positive!

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Avril Lavigne at the MTVLA Awards



Although I don't necessarily like her or her songs, I have to give props to Avril for doing her own thing when it comes to fashion. Avril arrived at the MTVLA Awards in a sequined dress with sneakers, and looks totally cute. She always looks like she picked out her own clothes and didn't just hire a stylist, which is what a lot of these young hollywood girls do. Props to Avril! I'm still pissed she won song of the year for Girlfriend. Ugh.

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Diego Luna at the MTV Latin American Awards



Diego Luna looked hot as ever at the MTVLA Awards, where he hosted for the third time. Diego also took the opportunity to educate our young minds in the dangers of poluttion and about being a little more eco friendly to our planet. He narrated a clip showing various parts of Mexico City, which happens to be one of the most toxic areas. Good for Diego! I'm glad to see more stars getting involved in helping the environment.

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What Kind Of Fuckery Is This?



Los Premios MTV Latin America were held last night in the Palacio De Los Deportes in Mexico City. The show, which was hosted by Diego Luna, included tons of Latin American musicians as well as international ones which included The Cure, 30 Seconds To Mars, Avril Lavigne and Hilary Duff. But the surprise of the night (at least for me) was the fact that Avril Lavigne won Song of the Year for Girlfriend. WTF?!?!?! That's one of the worst songs of the year, how could that possibly be? Ugh, I have lost faith in humanity.

Those in attendance: Robert Smith and The Cure, Hilary Duff, Avril Lavigne, Juanes, Wilmer Valderama, Belinda, Paulina Rubio, Julieta Venega and a lot more. Check out some of the pictures below.







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Mejor Solista o Interprete -Belinda
Mejor Grupo o Duo - Mana
Mejor Artista Pop - Julieta Venegas
Mejor Artista Rock - Babasonicos
Mejor Artista Alternativo - Panda
Mejor Artista Central - Kudai
Mejor Artista Nuevo Central - Six Pack
Mejor Artista Pop Internacional - Avril Lavigne
Mejor Artista Rock Internacional - Evanescence
Mejor Artista Nuevo Internacional - Fergie
Artista Revelacion - Camila
Artista Urbano - Daddy Yankee
Cancion Del Año - Avril Lavigne Girlfriend
Video Del Año - Belinda Bella Traicion
Artista Del Año - Mana

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It Was Bound To Happen



Amy Winehouse was arrested yesterday with her husband, Blake Fielder-Civil, and an unidentified man for drug possession in Norway. Amy and crew were staying at the Radisson SAS Hotel Norge Bergen because she's been on a European tour and some of the other guests at the hotel complained about smelling strong pot from her room. Hotel staff called the police and when they police arrived, they found a small amount of pot so they arrested her, her husband and the unidentified man.

Harsh! Pot? I mean, come on. I thought Europeans were cooler about that than us prudish Americans. Although I'm a little happy about her getting arrested because maybe it'll scare her straight (I have hope, shut up) but I hate when people get thrown in jail for a little bit of pot. Waste of my tax dollars, in my opinion. I'm not a smoker but hey, why should I stop others from having fun, nah mean?

Amy and crew were released early this morning. Police said they all were very cooperative. Amy was supposed to be performing at the Peer Gynt concert venue in Bergen, Norway, but it is unclear if she still will. She's now luxuriating in the Hotel Norge's luxury spa spa.

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Do You Care?





It was the battle of the babes last night on Celebrity Rap Superstar, one standing for a hot chick, the other standing for, well, a lot of kids.

Which "Babe" took home the golden mic....find out after the jump!


Shar Won!


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Guess The Ass:


Whose ass is being grabbed?

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Picture Of The Day:


Keifer Sutherland last year at Halloween

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Thursday, October 18, 2007

Awe, It's MLP And Her Babies!



Mary Louise Parker and the nanny walked around New York City yesterday with her two kids, William Atticus and Ash.

P.S. - Can't freaking wait until the next Weeds episode! Who do you think is spying on Nancy?

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Love It!



Kate Winslet attended the Hugo Boss Black Spring/Summer 2008 collection show in New York. I love those boots and that dress. And her lol. Sigh. I'll never let go, Jack.

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Melted Sex In A Black Dress



More of Monica Bellucci at the Rome Film Festival

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A Little Too Much Red



Rebecca Romijn visited Dave on The Late Show and went in looking a bit like a clown. I'm a fan of the red lips, but not so glossy! It's looking a bit Ronald McDonald-ish and the over-powdered face doesn't help. I love Rebecca but she should know better.

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Drool



Cristiano Ronaldo in a new ad for something. I'm fluent in Portuguese but couldn't understand a word they were saying because I was focusing on him too much. Sigh.

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Britney Loses Custody Of Her Kids. Again



All visitation rights that Britney Spears had for her kids have been recoked because she did not comply with the courts order, says TMZ.

"We've learned Brit did not provide the drug testing people with contact information so they could reach her to facilitate the random tests, and that is what triggered Commish Gordon's action."

I love how about a year and a half ago we all thought Brit-tit was the responsible one and would get her shit together once Kevin was out of the picture. Oh, how time shows the truth.

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That's Just My Baby Daddy



According to the New York Post, Salma Hayek's fiancee and baby daddy, Francois-Henri Pinault, could possibly be the father to Linda Evangelista's one year son. Linda has never said who the father of her child is, but a source tells the Post different.

Shit, he needs to come impregnate me. I need to give birth to a cash cow.

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Poor Lance ::tear::



Lance says that he and Brit-tit used to be good friends, up until he told her he was gay.

"It was the night of her first wedding, actually. I was in Vegas with her, her dancers, her manager, and my boyfriend at the time . . . Her manager had already gotten rid of [her first husband] Jason [Alexander] - they'd flown him home. Britney was upset about what she had done. I felt bad for her. I knew she was about to go through a lot of crap. I felt the need to share something. So I sat her on my bed, and I'm like, Well, I'm gay!"

I thought Brit-tit loved the gays? They're apparently still neighbors in Beverly Hills but don't talk at all. Another one who lost contact with Lance was Marc Anthony. I didn't even know they were friends.

"We were boys. We had a good time - before he was married. He was surprised when I came out,"

I don't' blame the coming out that affected their relationship. I blame Jello. You know they're both crazy controlling over each other.

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Young Hollywood For Christian Louboutin









Kristen Bell, Ashley Olsen, Rachel Bilson and Hayden Panettiere attended the Christian Louboutin party hosted by Saks in L.A. last night. Hayden needs to stop dressing like a thirty year old and start having fun with her wardrobe. And let's not even start to get into Ashley Olsen. I thought she was supposed to be the happy twin...

P.S. - How cute are Rachel's shoes? I love 'em!


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Monica Bellucci In Rome



The gorgeousness that is Monica Bellucci attended the photocall Le Deuxieme Souffle at the Rome Film Festival. Perfection is never old or boring when it comes to Monica, in my opinion

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Stars Come Out To Support

A bunch of ladies came out to support the Viva La Cure Event Benefiting EIF's Women's Cancer Research Fund in New York last night.


Amanda Peet


Beth Ostrosky


Blake Lively


Brooke Shields


Gretchen Mol


Jane Krakowski


Joely Fisher


Kelly Rutherford


Kristen Davis


Mary Alice Stephenson






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Tyra Would Not Approve



Bitch has to learn to "model through the pain". Has she not seen anY episode of ANTM?!?!?!?

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Deborah Kerr Has Passed Away







Deborah Kerr, who starred in The King and I and From Here to Eternity has passed away at the age of 86 in London this past Tuesday. May she rest in peace.

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Perfection Is Getting Boring



Dita Von Teese is gorgeous, and I get that the retro thing is her schtick, but wouldn't you all love to see her in a different look, especially something modern. Or at least eights. Sometime in the past couple of decades would be brilliant.

Here's more of Dita at the MAN Magazine 20th Anniversary -Press Conference in Madrid, Spain.

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The C-List Party For T-Mobile







Kim Kardashian, Jenna Jameson and Carmen Electra partied at the T-Mobile Sidekick Launch Party. What I wanna know is if Carmen Electra and Jenna Jameson got into it. Didn't Dave Navarro leave Carmen for Jenna, or something like that?

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More SATC Set Pics!



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Video Of The Week:

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Nicole And The Maddens With Baby



Nicole Richie and Joel Madden arrive at a Sydney airport. I'm all for comfort, especially when pregnant, but wouldn't the first rule of comfort be no stilettos?

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Guess what CariDee is doing...







That's right, she's hosting another party!! I want to get paid to party, too! She does look better, though. Maybe it's the dress that's distracting me. Here she is partying it up with her boyfriend (who I conclude is sooo not hot) and DJ AM.

P.S. - His lipstick doesn't match hers...

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Jaslene Supports Learning


ANTM's Jaslene Gonzalez attended the 2nd Annual Entertainers 4 Education Alliance "Stay In School" Event yesterday in New York. That's hilarious because her spots as My Life As A Covergirl make her seem slightly illiterate. I have to admit that she doesn't look as bad as she has been seen recently.

Hey, lookie another Simmons:
Rev Run


Lil Mama:

Am I the only one who thinks she looks like a slightly lighter skinned version of Miss J?



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Rachel Smith aka Miss Usa



Miss USA attended the 1st Annual U.S. Doctors for Africa (USDFA) Gala in New York. Are you guys watching Pageant Place? I love me some Riyo Mori. She looks like the sweetest girl ever. But that Tara bitch needs to go.

Hey, lookie who else was there:

Russell Simmons:

Am I the only one who thinks his hats always look too big?


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Still Not Loving The Song



I loved Leon Lewis when she was on X-Factor but I'm not loving this single. It's too Celine Dion (ie Adult Contemporary) for me.

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Wednesday, October 17, 2007

ANTM Episode 5 Pics



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Photographed by: Mike Rosenthal
Theme: Fashion Gargoyles

Ambreal


Bianca


Chantal


Ebony


Heather


Janet


Jenah


Lisa


Saleisha


Sarah

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Who Got Eliminated From ANTM This Week...







What do you think? Do you agree?

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Tyra's ANTM Pics



These are Tyra's pics that go with ANTM photo shoots. I hadn't seen them up before and someone asked me for them, so here they finally are.

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Jon McLaughlin Is Dreamy



Jon McLaughlin performed at J&R Music and Computer World in New York earlier today. Why he's not doing bigger gigs is beyond me because his music is incredible. Go buy his CD Indiana! You will NOT be disapointed.

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Def Jam Says "No, Nigga"



Def Jam claims that Nas doesn't even have an album to put out, therefore can't already decide the name of it.

"There is no album release by Nas on the release schedule at this point," a source close to Island Def Jam Music Group chairman Antonio "L.A." Reid told FOXNews.com.

"And they would be unlikely to release an album with that title. How would that look at Wal-Mart?"

Screw, Wal-Mart, you shouldn't be buying Nas's CD's there anyways. Don't they censor all of their CD's? Tarjay all the way.

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Estrella!



Ricky Martin finally gets his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame yesterday. I'm happy for him, I really am, but when is he going to change that damn hairstyle? He's starting to look like a cock rooster. Or maybe that's the look he's going for...

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Stars Attend the Asian American Arts Alliance Gala



Margaret Cho, BD Wong, James Kyson Lee and Cassie attended the 25th Anniversary Gala of the Asian American Arts Alliance in Greenwich, NY last night.

P.S. - I miss BD on Oz.

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Miss J Does L.A. Fashion Week



ANTM's Miss J (aka J. Alexander) attended the Whitley Kros fashion show yesterday in L.A.

P.S. - Don't forget about ANTM tonight!!!

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Official Sweeney Todd Trailer



WOOHOO!!! Here is the official trailer for Sweeney Todd, starring Johnny Depp! I got it right this time! It comes out this Christmas. Who wants to go with me?

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It's Chrissy Bitch



Chris Crocker extended his 15 minutes of fame by going to the T-Mobile Sidekick LX Launch in L.A. I'm actually starting to not be so annoyed by him. Maybe it's because it really is like he's making fun of Brit-tit. That and she hates his ass. Something like Befriending your enemy's enemy? Something like that.

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Speaking Of Kid Rock



Here's Kid performing in Nashville, Tennessee. I just saw his episode on Howard Stern on Demand and he also said Pamela Anderson is broke. I believe that. I mean, what does she do, really.

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OVER!



Paris Hilton and her boytoy, Alex Vaggo have reportedly broken up. Supposedly it's because Alex is too shy for Paris. A source tells The Sun that:

"She loved his good looks, but she gets bored very quickly, and he was too shy and quiet for her. She likes bad boys."

Personally, I believe he's finally learned enough English to figure out Paris is a skank. But that's just my opinion.

Paris has also been linked to Kid Rock, recently.

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Vanessa Carlton On TRL



Vanessa Carlton was on TRL and I have to say, I am slowly falling in love with her new CD, Heroes & Thieves. I wasn't a fan of hers when she first came out, though. But Nolita Fairytales is awesome.

Hey, lookie who else was there:

Sebastian Bach:


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Picture Of The Day:



The Kardashians circa 1995

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Happy Birthday, John!



John Mayer celebrated his 30th birthday with his dad and Conan O'Brien at the Rainbow Room in NY last night. He's cute here, though. It's usually a hit or a miss with John. Maybe it's just the tux? ::shrugs::

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Girls Aloud For Samsung



The chicks from Girls Aloud launch the New Samsung F210 Purple. That's a whole lot of purple. They should have just hired Barney, he would've probably been cheaper.

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30 Days Of Night Premiere


Josh Hartnett and Melissa George attended the premiere of 30 Days of Night in L.A. last night.

Lookie who else was there:

Helena Christensen

Just friends? Rihanna was not in attendance...

Bai Ling

What in hell was she doing there?!?!? Whatevs, doesn't matter, it's BAI LING!!!



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Yo No Quiero Taco Bell



Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt made an appearance at a Taco Bell in ??? to help support ??? and raise awareness for world hunger. Taco Bell is apparently donating $10,000 to the World Food Programme in their name. For why? ::shrugs::

Hey, it's a good cause and sure they're getting camera time but at least they're not trying to pretend to be deeper and holier than thou because of it.

P.S. - Every time I think about getting porcelain veneers, I see Spencer and his horrible teeth and get discouraged.

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A Classy Affair



This was Pambo Anderson's wedding dress for her wedding to Rick Salomon. I say it's a step up for Pam. She wore bikini's for her last two.

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Lindsay IS A Homewrecker



Do you remember when no Hollywood wife wanted their boyfriends or husbands to work with Angelina because her magical vagina would mesmerize the dudes? Well, Lindsay is turning into the low-rent version of that. Earlier last month, Lindsay's rep denied Lindsay being involved in ending the marriage of Tony and Stephanie Allen. Stephanie said that Lindsay and Tony had an affair while they were at the Cirque Lodge Rehab Clinic together. Well, Lindsay's got a new ho and according to his ex-fiance, he dumped her for Lindsay and didn't even tell her!

Us magazine is reporting that Riley Giles, Lindsay's new boyfriend and a professional snowboarder, was until recently engaged to Bree Tierney. Bree didn't know they weren't engaged until she saw pictures of him and Lindsay in Ok Magazine!

“Riley just stopped calling Bree and never told her about Lindsay,” Bree’s mom, Tess, tells Us. “She found out by seeing photos. It destroyed her.”

Memo to anybody who wants to keep their boyfriends: Keep your boyfriends at a minimum distance of 100 feet from Lindsay Morgan Lohan!

P.S. - I thought people in recovery weren't allowed to date, especially other people in recovery?

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Camera Whore



Paris Hilton can't help people without helping herself. Her trip to Rwanda is going to be turned into a reality show. I knew there was something in it for her. For a second, just one second, I thought Paris might actually want to be selfless and do something for others without having an ultirior motive. But nooooo, not Paris. Ugh.

"I love having everything documented. It shows people what everyday life is like for me, how hard I work. There are a lot of misconceptions about me."

HOW HARD SHE WORKS?!?!? Ugh, I'm going to stop because I'm seriously starting to get pissed off and I need to breathe before I throw something. Again.

P.S. The fabulous images that I've been using for the past two Paris posts have been from the amazing site, Gallery Of The Absurd. Check it out for more wonderful pics of Paris and other celebs.

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I'd Still Eff Him



Slash reveals in his new book, , that he speant most of the eighties getting treated for STDs

"I remember spending most of my days off in and out of a variety of VD clinics . . . I was dating a porno chick as well as this sweet little junkie jailbait girlfriend I had."

Ugh, I know, I'm a dirty, dirty whore. But there's something about dirty boys that's a turn on. And I know, he takes the cake for nastiness, but I've always had a crush on him. I blame Axel and the November Rain video. Sigh.

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Drug Test Pending



Clearwater Police are waiting for the results of a drug and alcohol test for the crash involving Nick Hogan. Nick was involved in a car crash this summer when he crashed his Toyota Supra into a median. Although the roads were wet, the police report says Nick was speeding.

His friend and passenger that night, John Graziano was critically injured and is said to have suffered permanent brain damage.

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Bomba!



Jennifer Lopez's new album Brave debuted at number 12 this week, selling only 53,000 copies. Harsh! Not even the pregnancy rumors helped out with selling that CD. I don't think Do It Well is that bad of a song. Typical Jello song, though. I'll give the CD a listen later and tell you guys what I think.

Kid Rock's album Rock and Roll Jesus came in first place, pushing Bruce Springsteen down to second.

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New Amy Winehouse



I love most of Amy's stuff, but this is brilliant. Amy covered Sam Cooke's classic song for a BBC Radio 1 compilation.

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Click Play below to hear the original by Sam Cooke.

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Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Fucking Hell



I was totally waiting for Brit-tit's mugshot to make my Britney post for the day but according to the po-po in Cali, they're not going to release it. I passed out fell asleep at around four this morning waiting to find it online, but noooo. Damn the man! Fight the power! Fuck the police! I dreamt about that picture. Oh god, how I wish it was released.

Instead, I give you a photoshopped version of what it probably looked like:

Why does it glow? Because it's Britney, bitch.

In case you haven't already heard, Brit-tit turned herself into the police last night to be booked on charges for that hit and run accident she had earlier this year. She wasn't even put in a holding cell, she just checked in and out and was there for a total of 45 minutes. Seriously.

Sigh. How disapointing today has turned out.

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Brilliance In Video Form



If you don't already know, Rich at Four Four does an amazing ANTM recap which is fucking hilarious. Well, like myself, (God is punishing those who make fun of Tyra. Or maybe Tyra is doing it....) Rich's computer crashed and couldn't do his normal recap but instead did a video recap. Brilliance! Watch and be highly entertained!

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Angie On Set!



Hey, they're better than pictures of her and Maddox going in and out of school. Although, I miss Baby Z. She lit up my life. Sigh.

Angelina Jolie has begun filming her new movie in Los Angeles, called The Changeling which is being directed by Clint Eastwood. I think she looks adorable with the wig. She should maybe get her actual hair cut like that. She's had the same style for years. Boring!



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Monica Or Penelope?



Seriously, I can't tell. I'm guessing that's Monica. They look so alike! At least to me. Then again I'm drunk for half the day and have confused a blanket for my dog on multiple occasions. STFU, It was a black faux fur comforter.

The Cruz sisters flew to Japan to present a handbag collection for Samantha Thavasa. They're so freaking adorable, I love it! I want a twin. Or a sister that looks almost exactly like me. I know, I have issues.

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Hacking Spree!

It seems like hackers had fun today! Both Heidi Montag's blog and Ann Coulter's website were hacked in, with Ann's being the funniest of the two. Both sites are currently offline



Ann's site was hacked and a letter to her readers was posted saying that everything she believed in was just a sham. Priceless! Click the picture above to see a full screenshot of the hacked page.



Heidi's blog was hacked in to post a blog about her and Spencer being the ones who spread the sex-tape rumors about Lauren Conrad. Yawn.

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My Dreams Were Answered!



Amy Winehouse and Pete Doherty will be getting together to record a song!!!

“We're just writing some new songs actually '1939 Returning' is one.”

He added: "I’m going to try and get Miss Winehouse to help me with it hopefully. They're putting it up on the internet next week I s'pose but I don’t know."

Hopefully Pete's newfound sobriety will rub off on Amy and her druggie husband. Or better yet, she should dump her husband and hook up with Petey. Oh, god, if they hooked up I would literally explode from happiness.

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Get It Girl!



Ivana Trump, 58, will be marrying her 35 year old boyfriend of five years, Rossano Rubicondi. Oh, god, how I love her. Not only is she rich as all hell by taking Donald's money, but she's hitting it up with a way younger dude! Hey, if Donald can do it, why can't she?

The couple will be getting married at Donald Trump's Florida estate, the same place where Donald and Melania held their reception almost three years ago.

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Project Runway Scandal!!!



**SPOILERS AHEAD!!**

Jack Mackenroth, a contestant on the upcoming fourth season of Project Runway, says he wasn't eliminated in the fifth episode because of his skills, but because he had a staff infection caused by his HIV.

According to a source who spoke with him, "He is saying he got kicked off not because he lost a challenge, but because he got a 'staph' infection and said his face blew up like the kid from 'Mask.'"
Staphylococcal skin infections can be especially serious for HIV-positive people. Some are also potentially infectious to others.

"He says he was the fifth designer voted off," says the snitch. "He is claiming that this was at least part of the reason he was booted."

Jack denies he ever said this but time will tell if this could be true or if Project Runway is pulling an Eva. Season 4 premieres November 14 at 10:00 p.m. on Bravo.

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Megan Fox Is Hot



I get it. If I were into that I'd tear that up. Ew, did I just say that. I need help. Ooooh, she's dating David Silver (aka Brian Austin Green). I'd totally hit both of them hard. Ok, seriously, I'll stop.

Megan Fox attended the Coco Johnsen Spring 2008 fashion show at L.A. Fashion Week yesterday. I love that outfit, btw.

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Ouch



T.I. is going to be held in jail until his court day on Friday and will possibly remain there until his trial, which could be months from now. He has also been denied bail. He was supposed to go to court today but it was postponed.

Also, the ATF released pictures of the guns that were seized at TI's house in Atlanta:



I never understood why people have so many guns. I guess protection but machine guns? Really? Are we planning on another civil war?

And finally, a source and friend of TI and his girlfriend Tameka “Tiny” Cottle says they are expecting their second child. Tiny gave birth to a stillborn baby earlier this March. Congratulations and good luck! In everything!

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Uh, You Already Have



Paris says she wants to leave her mark on the world. What, the herp on every casting couch in Hollywood doesn't count?

“Before, my life was about having fun, going to parties – it was a fantasy. But when I had time to reflect, I felt empty inside. I want to leave a mark on the world,” Paris told Newsweek.

The reason you feel empty inside is because you didn't have a ....wait, that's just to easy.

If you have time to laugh your ass off, read the entire article, located at the source.

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I Want It!!!



Someone buy me one! Tetley is a miniature pig that happens to be three inches high and five inches long. How freaking cute is that! Awe, I'd trade my Oracle in for a Pennywell miniature pig. They don't grow much bigger than a cocker spaniel. Or a cock. Yes, I just said that. What?

Tetley happens to be the smallest of a litter of eight, so those of you overseas go to Pennywell Farm in Buckfastleigh, Devon and get me one. Please?

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Ew, Enough Already!



I love me some Jordan. But I do not need to know the specifics about her vagina or what goes in and out of there. Except for Harvey. He's a miracle. Peter Andre spoke about Katie in bed.

"Katie is a filthy b**** and I'm her temptation.

"Everybody has fantasies and when it comes to sexual ones, when you close your bedroom door and it's just you and your partner, anything goes."


I do not need to keep picturing them having sex! I mean, all I can picture is orange sheets from all that spray tan and Peter bent over while Jordan pulls out the strap-on. Haha! Mental picture for you! Hurts, doesn't it.

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Didn't He Swallow A Live Goldfish Once?





Peta'll take anybody. Oh, wait. I already knew that when Pambo Anderson became their head spokeswhore.

Resident Jackass, Steve-O posed for a Peta anti-fur add. Click the second picture to check out Steve-O's lack of ass.

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There's A Spider Caught In Your Eye



Oh wait, that's just her eyelashes. Ew. Jenna Jameson walked for Heatherette at L.A. Fashion Week. Wait, can I judge L.A. Fashion Week by this? I actually don't think she looks that horrible here. Sure she needs to get those lips reduced and gain a good ten pounds, but still, better than before. Baby steps, people.



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Listen To This: Miss Dade County Feat. Trina



Miss Dade County (probably not the real title holder) has sampled No Doubt's Just A Girl for her song I'm Just A Girl and added in Trina (Ahhhh!!!) and turned her song into a hot track. Ok, I did not just say that. Ugh.

The song is awesome, in my opinion. But that may be because it's Trina. Who doesn't love Trina?

Click Play below to check out I'm Just A Girl!



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It's Chicks, Man

A whole bunch of celebs came out to support ELLE Magazine's 14TH Annual Women in Hollywood Event.

Jessica Alba

I always hate to admit that she always looks cute. Safe, but cute.

Kate Bosworth

Ugh, no comment.

Melissa George

Elvira called. She wants her makeup artist back

Scarlett Johanson

What's up with the hair?


Also attending, Alyson Hannigon, Amber Tamblyn, Diane Lane, Elizabeth Perkins, Emile Hirsch, Emilie De Ravinn, Jennifer Beals, Jennifer Connolly, Julia Louis Dreyfus, Kristen Bell, Lauren Bacall, Molly Sims and Topher Grace.







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Kim Kardashian at L.A. Fashion Week



Ugh, this is L.A. Fashion Week? Downgrade! JK! I won't judge L.A. Fashion Week on Kim Kardashian, that would be like judging Germany on Hitler. That dress is cute, though. Don't judge me, I like most things pink. Kim walked in the B-Free show.

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It's Alison Lohman!



Alison Lohman attended the premiere of Things We Lost In The Fire and looked super cute in pink. She'll always have a special place in my heart because I loved her in White Oleander.



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What Happened, Gabriel?



Gabriel Aubry showed up to support his baby mama at the premiere of her new movie, Things We Lost In The Fire, but I don't know, maybe it's just a bad night or whatever but he's not looking as hot as he once was. She looks fucking amazing. Maybe that's it. Seperatley he looks hotter but together she steels all the hotness away. ::shrugs::

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Colin's Special Son



Colin Farrell has admitted that his son has a rare form of cerebral palsy. James Farrell was diagnosed at seven months old with Angelman's Syndrome, which causes a developmental delay and also makes the child extremely happy with frequent and random bouts of happiness.

"There is no heartbreak about it, it's not a sad story. I'm incredibly blessed to have him in my life.

"He has enriched my life incredibly and I wouldn't have it any other way."

Awe, how sweet of him! When I worked at a medical office doing medical billing I worked with a mother whose son had CP and she told me once that although it was hard having a son in that condition, it made her happy because she felt that God wanted her to have a son with CP because he knew she could handle it and feel blessed by him.

Colin, who's been working with the Special Olympics since before his son was born, felt that it was the right time to come out about his son's condition.

"[Because] questions are being asked in the last year and because I'm very involved in Special Olympics I think it's just the right time for me to talk about the fact that my son has special needs.

"I didn't want people to think that I was embarrassed by it.

"I don't want to be getting up on my high horse but it would be nice if some people read this and were affected by it in a positive way.

"I think for people who have children with intellectual disability that me coming out and talking about it might be a small bit of solidarity and if that happens it would be good."

I agree with him in that it is a good thing to talk about and not hide children away like some people do. It's sad to think about it, but it does still happen, even today. Kudos to you, Colin. You'll always have a little star in my book, now.

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Monday, October 15, 2007

Eva Mendes In Maxim



Eva Mendes sexes up the pages of Maxim. I love her and still can't wait to see We Own The Night





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Guess Who Went Out To Party???



CariDee and her boyfriend Nick party it up at SET Nightclub in Miami.

Lookie who else was there:

Elsa Benitez:





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Listen To This: Kevin Michael



So I was watching MTV this morning and really liked a song that was being played. I google the artist and then find out that he, Kevin Michael, will be performing at the Maroon 5 concert that I already have tickets for. Woohoo for that! His single, that's out now, is called It Don't Make Any Difference featuring Wyclef Jean and you can check it out below.

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Please Don't Boil A Puppy



Twisted Pictures, the same company that produced Saw, is coming out with a new movie set to be released sometime next year. Kept is supposed to be a bloodier remake of Fatal Attraction. If you youngins don't know what Fatal Attraction is, it's a movie where a dude cheats on his wife with a crazy bitch and she goes mental and fucks with his head and with his family. Oh yeah, she also killed his daughter's bunny and put it in a pot of boiling water.

If it's going to take Fatal Attraction to the next level, please don't murder any more animals. I've got an oracle to think about. Fake hurting humans is ok, though. Duh.

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Who Knew



Who knew Tom Cruise's spawn could turn out to be that freaking adorable. Katie and Suri took a walk in a park in Germany where Tom is filming that Nazi movie. Awe, she's rocking the same haircut Saleisha has and blows her out of the water.

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You Know He Gets Down Like That



How come there were more people to honor drag queens then there were to honor Julia Roberts? Martin Sheen, Charlie Sheen, Rebecca Gayheart, Eric Dane, Kathy Griffiths, Katy Segal, Jon Cryer and Jennifer Coolidge all came out to support the 5th Annual Best In Drag Show FUNdraiser for Aid for AIDS last night in L.A.



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Uh-oh, Nas Is Pulling An Eva!!!



Nas has released the name of his upcoming album and you will never guess the title.....Give up?

"NIGGA"

I kid you not.

"On Friday night at New York's Roseland Ballroom, Nas announced the title of his next album: He said it will be called Nigga and released in December. A source close to the project confirmed the name on Saturday"
Is he trying to get little white kids jumped? I'm guessing no, he's just looking for a publicity stunt. Nobody's cared about Nas for a couple of years now and he needs a publicity stunt. This would be a big one.

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Aaaaaah!



And not in the good way. In the surprised/scared way. Cher needs to learn that going out with no makeup is not a good thing.

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My New Hero



Mandy Lynn, the Long Island chick on The Most Smartest Model, is telling everyone she's not an idiot.

“I’m very smart with computers and stuff like that. Nobody else there knew anything about computers.” the blonde bombshell tells OK!. “It’s a shame nothing on the show had to do with building a Web site or photo editing or video editing because that’s my strong point.”
Awe does that mean she doesn't win?!!?!?!? ::tear::

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I Don't Blame Him



Mitch Winehouse, Amy's dad said he wrote up an obituary for his daughter, just in case.

“When Amy had her seizure and was taken to hospital, I really thought that could be it. The doctors told us even a whiff of another drug could kill her.”

I honestly don't blame him. Hell, If I were her I'd draw my own obituary up, they way things are going with her. He also goes into saying that her husband is the reason why she's so fucked up.

“Blake is a bad influence on her and I no longer toe the line and pretend he isn’t. Until he came along she was staunchly anti hard drugs. For Amy and Blake to beat their drug problems, they have to go into rehab separately, and he won’t let her do that.”
Of course he won't, that's his cashcow and he's not letting that go so easily.

I agree with her dad, but the last thing she honestly needs is her family members going to the newspaper and airing her shit out like that, nah mean?

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She Kind Of Has A Point



Tara Reid told FHMOnline that she never let her partying get out of hand, like Paris and Lindsay have. I ordinarily, as a fairly intelligent person (I said fairly, bitches, don't judge) wouldn't agree with Tara Reid, but she hasn't been arrested (yet) for drunk driving or drug possesion or any of that mess.

"You'll never read a story about me going out and partying when I'm supposed to be working, showing up on a set drunk or missing a day, never. But when I'm not working, why shouldn't I have fun? Am I supposed to stay at home and live in a cage?" She adds: "I was a party girl, but I played by the rules."


Yeah but honestly, when was the last time Tara Reid had work.

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Bitches need to learn to STFU



One of the luckiest women in the world hooked up with Robbie Williams and has now run to The Sun and blabbed about their time together.

"It was total rock star sex and everything you could imagine from one of the sexiest men on the planet.

"We did it in every position imaginable and at the last count I had in my head we had done ten.

"He was on top, then I was on top, then we did it with him behind.

"At one point Robbie carried me in his arms like I was a feather and made love to me while my legs were round his waist and he stood up.

"He made me moan with desire. Robbie clearly loved sex and I loved every minute of having sex with Robbie.

"After almost an hour of having sex all over his bedroom, on his Ottoman sofa and on his white carpet, we laid in each other's arms and cuddled."

Jesus, I think I just had an orgasm. Shutup, I'm easy like that. But wtf is the cuddling bit about? I'm so not a cuddler.

She even goes as far as telling them what Robbie told her about himself:

"He says he fled Britain as he is convinced his own people hate him and told me he has not had a girlfriend in years because he can't trust anyone."

Uh, yeah. No wonder he can't trust anyone when he fucks them and they go running to the tabloids. Dumb ho. She then says that he spent another day with her and didn't call her afterwords.

Hoes need to acknowledge the fact that they're bootycalls, accept it, and move on.

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ANTM: The Girl Who Goes Bald



It’s that time of week!!! Or should I say weak? Whatevs.




This week, ANTM started off with Victoria, Jenah and Lisa in the kitchen talking about how hard it is to model and that Victoria can’t grasp the fact that she’s a model.



Bianca talks about how difficult it was to be in the bottom two and Saleisha states that, oh yeah, wait a minute,

IT’S QUOTE OF THE WEEK TIME!!!



“I’m never gonna be in the bottom two.”

Stay tuned to find the hilarity in that comment.



The girls get their Tyra Mail and find out that it’s makeover time! I love these makeover episodes because they always cry and they usually turn the girls into uglier forms of themselves. But I actually liked most of these makeovers.



They’re taken to the Ken Paves Salon. Ken Paves is Jessica Simpson’s bitch and has a wig line (which I adore). More about the wig line n a minute



Tyra uses a big screen and a bunch of the photoshop to tell the girls what they’re turning into. Except for Heather because she’s staying the same:



The girls go ahead and start getting their makeovers. I loved Lisa's. I thought she looks amazing and Sarah's makeover as well. The rest fall into the upgrade category except for Ambreal, Jenah and Saleisha. But more about them later.













Ebony’s hair was so effed up under her nappy wig that that she even had glue stuck to her scalp:





Bianca’s thoughts:



You just wait, Bynxie



























Uh oh, Bynxie’s hair isn’t going to take the bleach it needs to go blonde and is already starting to break off…















And then the bad news. Bianca’s going to get her hair cut and then shaved off. They’re also going to throw in a Ken Paves wig to make her feel better. Tear:







Her hair is way too brittle and will break off if they put any more chemicals in, so they have to make her bald. First of all, that was such a setup. They’ve never been to the Ken Paves Salon and the thing he’s the most famous for is or slapping all those wigs on Jessica.



Can we just talk about Jai whistling Hush Little Baby as Bianca was crying and he wiped away her tears? Funniest moment ever in Top Model history.











After shaving her bald, Ken Paves says he made a wig for her. How in the hell is he going to make a wig just for her if they just found out they were going to shave her head? Told ya it was a setup.











Saleisha is supposed to get a cut like Louise Brooks:



A lot of people think she looks like Rihanna:



I think she looks like Tootie:



Or Toadie:











After the girls get home from their makeovers Bianca is still bitching about having a bald head. She says she looks like a boy but I personally like it better than that hot mess she used to have. Saleisha is also bitching about looking like a Beatle. Hey, I never thought of that:



But she’s right.



The next day the girls are taken to meet Nigel and his wife, who is a makeup artist. She and some other dude tell them they’re going to have to put some makeup on and get on a runway.





Sarah wins. Woohoo for Sarah! She had one of the best makeovers, in my opinion.



After the challenge they head off to meet Mr. J where he tells them they’re going to be different flowers for their photo shoot















I love how Jai pointed out Ambreal’s face was her weakness. I agree, her face is her weakness. But not in the way that he meant it.









During Chantal’s photo shoot Mr. J and the photographer were telling Chantal different things and it fucked with her head. She's a simple minded girl, people. Too much information will make her brain explode. Literally.

She starts crying about how she could’ve done a good job and didn’t know what to do. I would’ve just told both of them to STFU. But then they would’ve kicked her off for talking back…..



When they got home, Victoria totally makes fun of the whole idea of the photo shoot and of modeling and Chantal doesn’t even get it. And that brings us to the second QUOTE OF THE WEEK!!!



“You were not the best baby’s breath you could be, heeheehee”

God I love her.



Wait, is this what Tyra’s real hair looks like? Cause we haven’t seen what that is in years.



The girls meet up with the judges at elimination were Tyra gets to check out the monsters she's created and tear their self-esteem down little by little. But not Victoria, she'll have none of that!



During her evaluation, Victoria talks more shit back to Twiggy, telling her she didn’t have a prickly disposition, to which Twiggy disagreed and Nigel told her off again. I love how they bitch these hoes out for not having personality but when they show their personality they tell them off for it.



Ugh, I hate Jenah’s makeover. They should’ve kept it red.



Ok, so Ebony. When she was a bitch they called her out on it. Then when she was trying to be nice they told her to be her bitchy self again. Now they’re bitching her out again? Tyra and co. are so bipolar. Tyra tried to immitate her:



But Miss J did her best:





In the end the final two were Saleisha and Victoria, with Victoria going home:





Poor Vicky! But she doesn’t seem to mind. She knows it’s all a game and is probably better off. I love how she took her shoes off. She’s like, eff this ish.

Bye, bye Vicky! You will always be in my heart for telling that crazy bitch Twiggers off!

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Sunday, October 14, 2007

New Baby



Ex fuel hottie Brett Scallion