Lipstick Bitches: 07 October 2007

Saturday, October 13, 2007

Jade Love

Y'all know how much I adore Jade Cole (ANTM Cycle 6) and I found some amazing pictures of her, Renee (cycle 8), and AJ (cycle 7) on Top Model.

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So my bf and I were just watching Comedy Central and this guy Daniel Tosh was on. He left it on because he loves Comedy Central and I didn't complain because not only is he hot, but he's pretty dang funny. STFU, I like geeky guys. Check him out below and watch the rest of the videos after the jump!

Number Five For Lauryn

Young, Black and Fabulous is reporting that Lauryn Hill is expecting her fifth child with Rohan Marley, son of Bob Marley. That would be great news except for they're supposed to be estranged and he's moved to Ethiopia. This will be her fifth child with him and his seventh. He has two from a marriage when he was in college. Congratulations, I guess.

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Speaking of Posh...

More pics of Posh on Ugly Better! After the jump..

Bitch Better Watch Herself

Jordan was on British talk show Friday Night with Jonathan Ross last night where she talked shit about Posh Beckham

"I love her boobs but I wish she'd admit they're fake because they are.

"David's talented but what does Victoria do? Nothing."

Uh, she doesn't have to do anything, she just kind of is. Speaking of doing things, what the hell does Jordan do? Except for blowjobs?

Bitch better watch herself, I love her but Posh will always be my #1 ho.

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SATC Movie Spoiler Pics

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CariDee on Gossip Girl

Here's a screencap of CariDee on Gossip Girl. She's supposed to be appearing on the sixth episode of the show this season.

At least she's acting. If she can't hack it as a model, might as well try acting.

You've Got To Be Kidding Me

This is supposed to be Britney's album cover for Blackout. First of all, wasn't that the pic used for the VMA promos? Recycling much? Everybody is talking about how this isn't the cover that it's going to be "awesomer". I'm going to disagree. Everyone said she was going to have an amazing performance at the VMAs, that didn't happen. Then after she sucked opening, they said she would perform again. Didn't happen. And then everyone said that her video that was released on ITunes wasn't the official release, that it would be premiering on TRL. Well, it did and it was the same shit. Sigh.

New Maroon 5 Video!!

Here is the official video for Won't Go Home Without You by Maroon 5. This is actually one of my favorite songs on the album and I love the video.

This Is Gonna Suck

I want to love it, I really do, but I have a feeling this is going to be horrible. First of all, ScarJo isn't that great an actress. Second of all, Nat-Nat Portman's English accent annoys me (V For Vendetta). But then there's Eric Bana, and he's fucking amazing. So I'm going to give it a chance when it comes out.

Dirty Sexy Money Star Checks In

Samaire Armstrong, who plays Juliet Darling on Dirty Sexy Money, checked herself into an outpatient rehab program for "personal issues".

"Samaire Armstrong decided to enter an outpatient facility to deal with some personal issues in a therapeutic atmosphere and is doing very well," the rep said in a statement Friday. "She continues to work on her show and will be completing her treatment in a matter of weeks.

I love her character on DSM and wish her luck!

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ANTM Spoilers...

Who makes it to the final two on ANTM.....

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More Hotness For Star Trek

John Cho, pictured first, the hottie from American Pie, has been cast as Sulu in J.J. Abrams's new Star Trek movie. Chris Pine is still not signed on for Kirk but Simon Pegg, pictured second, has been cast as Scottie. Whoot whoot!

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Where Was Richard Gere??!?!?

Julia Roberts was honored by the The 22nd American Cinematheque Award in Beverly Hills on Friday and not as many stars attended. I mean, Nat-Nat Portman will show up to anything and Tom Hanks...wait, why was Tom there? Gary Marshall, who directed her in Pretty Woman, also showed up.

P.S. - I totally feel like watching Closer.

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Friday, October 12, 2007

I'm Not There Poster

This movie looks interesting. I think it's different, and I like different. But hopefully it's entertaining...

She Won

Remember when all the guys in middle school would argue over who was hotter, Carmen Electra or Pam Anderson...yeah, Carmen won.

She's getting longer in the tooth but she still keeps it hot. And I don't even swing that way. Being stupid drunk doesn't count, though.

Carmen attended the launch of Virgin Airlines America's first flight to Vegas.

Halle Berry Still Cute

Halle Berry looks adorable, basically always has. And now that she's pregnant she's still keeping it together without overdoing it ::coughXTINAcough::

But then we get to those shoes....WTF?!?!? I think that my mom wore those shoes while she was pregnant with me, but that was in the eighties. Late eighties. I'm sticking to it, stfu.

Speaking Of Long Way Down

Ewan and Charley Boorman promote Long Way Down on John Ross. The mini-series will air on BBC2 over in the U.K.

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Long Way Down!

I can't wait to see this! Too bad we still don't know when it'll air, but the good news is it's going to be on the Fox Reality Channel.

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What Are You Watching This Weekend?

I really want to see Lars and the Real Girl. It's quirky and cute and Ryan Gosling is hot. But then there's Elizabeth, which I've been waiting for years for. Decisions, decisions...

P.S. - Click the pics to see more info about the movie.

Sexy Time

Spanish lovebirds sexed it up on the beach in Maldives. They're both hot as hell and probably have amazing sex. Sigh. Does it make me a bad person to have wanted to eff Javier when he played the quadriplegic in Mar Adentro? Shutup, we all know I have issues.

Pablo Montero Enters Rehab

Pablo Montero has finally admitted he has a problem with the cocaina and has entered rehab to get help with his addiction.

The Mexican actor, who just became a father again, copped a plea with Miami after being charged with drug possession as well as driving without a license in Miami. He has to complete one year in a rehab program that requires at least two hours a week of therapy.

Hopefully he gets better, if not for himself for his newborn son.

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This Bitch Is Hard

Foxy Brown refused to go to court today because her makeup, and hair weren't done. FIERCE! Then when they sent another bus to take her from Reicher's Island to the Brooklyn court, she refused to get on again because she hadn't eaten yet. Finally, they sent a third bus and she just refused to get on.

Umm, hmmmmmm. Isn't she an inmate? I mean, can't they just force her to get on. Tie her to the chains and drag her on the bus! How can someone miss court while they're in jail?!?!?

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She Moves Fast

Rihanna was seen with Josh Hartnett on TRL yesterday but it was after the show where the fun really began. Josh and Rihanna, who was last linked to Shia LaBeouf, was seen totally making out with Josh after their appearance.

According to Us, "the couple met up after her Thursday night concert at the Nokia Theatre in Times Square. The duo, sitting at a table of Dom Perignon and Pink Elephant Vodka throughout the night, “didn’t come together, but left together,” the witness adds."

I think they're cute together. Upgrade for Josh. I'm not sure if Josh is an upgrade or a downgrade for Rihanna. I think they're both hot.

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Orlando's Rep Issues A Statement

"Orlando Bloom, who was in a minor car collision late last night, is grateful that no one was seriously injured. Bloom called for help immediately following the incident. He spent last night at the hospital to be with his childhood friend who sustained a minor neck injury. He is thankful that emergency services arrived so quickly and that the ER staff at Cedars Sinai took such good care of his friend."
I hadn't reported on this earlier because I was asked to wait a bit by a friend, but fuck it. I'm posting the statement. Rebel, grrrr.

Orlando was in a car accident early Friday morning (around 2 a.m.) Drugs and alcohol were not involved and a passenger in his car, stylist Cher Coulter, was injured.

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Coke Breaks

The monitor who has been assigned to supervise Britney's visits with her children said that Britney seems to be doing good with her children and that nothing is abnormal, except for her very frequent wardrobe changes. ::snort snort::

What? You know that's what she's doing. Oooh, what if she's discovered Whippits. That would be hysterical. Or maybe Britney thinks that her life is a very long awards ceremony where she has to come up with different whacky skits and change her clothes every segment. Hmmmmmmm.

In older (by a day, bitches) Brit-tit news, she has been awarded a full night with her children. Why take them away if you're going to give them right back. That's like saving a baby deer from being shot at by a hunter but then stabbing it repeatedly with a fork until it dies.

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He Da Man

Al Gore, ex vice-President, and the U.N.'s Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change, won the Nobel Peace Prize earlier today.

" [I'm] deeply honored ... We face a true planetary emergency. The climate crisis is not a political issue, it is a moral and spiritual challenge to all of humanity."

In response, Bill Clinton said, "Nobel Peace Prize? So what. I cheated on my wife with a downgrade and got away with it. And what. First First Man 2008!"

No he didn't say that but you know he's thinking it.

Hey, maybe if my apartment building supplied solar panels we wouldn't have to rely on the power company for electricity as much as we do and WE WOULDN'T HAVE EIGHT HOUR LONG OUTAGES. Just ~~venting~~ sayin'.

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Michi Rodriguez Sentenced

Michelle Rodriguez was sentenced to six-months in jail. Michelle had not complied with her mandatory community service and then lied, signing papers saying that she already had completed her time.

"[She] admitted violating her probation by failing to provide proof of completion of her community service and for consuming alcohol three times while wearing an alcohol-monitoring device," said the L.A. City Attorney's office in a statement.

The Judge also stated that she could not be granted early release.

You know bitch is like "VACATION!!!" You know she gets down like that.

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Picture Of The Day:

Matt Lauer as Paris Hilton

Ann Coulter's A Cunt

So what else is new? I love how she says that Christians are more tolerant but then goes to say that no other religions should exist but Christianity. Hypocrite, much?

P.S. - She believes that Christian's believe that they're perfected Jews? So she speaks for all Christians?

Milo In Prestige Magazine

Here's a glimpse at Milo Ventimiglia in Prestige magazine. Goddamn him and his fuckery. How can anybody not think he's hot?

Sorry, y'all!

I lost power in my apartment building so I couldn't post anything last night. Shut the fuck up, I paid my bill! I swear! It was an outage in the whole neighborhood, but only in parts of my apartment. Thank god the bedroom still had power but the sucky part was there was no A.C. I live for central air.

Anyways, I stepped out this morning and realized that it's getting colder which is such a good thing. I love cold weather and plus, YAY! Halloween's almost here and then Thanksgiving and then Christmas! I love holidays. Ok, I'll stop now. On to the gossip!

Thursday, October 11, 2007

Ruh-Roh...

Perez Hilton has been sued by Zomba Music, Britney Spears's record label, for illegally posting her songs on his website.

People love to bash Perez because he loves to bash people, but if the songs hadn't been leaked in the first place, he wouldn't or couldn't have posted them. Besides, in all honesty, nobody would have cared about the Britney CD if it wasn't for the hype, not only Perez, but bloggers everywhere built.

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Just Because: Milo Ventimiglia

Monica Bellucci Goes Blonde For French Elle

Monica Bellucci is fucking gorgeous, no matter what her hair color is. She needs to be cast in the Angels and Demons movie. That's who I pictured when I read the book.

YAY! Bobby's OK!

Bobby Brown says he was just at the hospital for a checkup and he did not suffer a heart attack yesterday. Looks like he's Pulling An Eva!!!

Yesterday his rep confirmed reports that Bobby suffered a mild heart attack. Apparently, he has no idea where that came from.

"None of it's true," the singer told the Associated Press Radio late Wednesday. "I don't know where the heart attack thing came from – I'm just fine.

"I did go to the hospital, to just get a checkup, get everything tested out so that I could go on this tour, and everything is fine," Brown said. "The doc gave me a clean bill of health."

Publicity stunt, alert! He should've just gotten arrested. That always seems to work and not backfire...

P.S. - My IPOD is set on shuffle and Could I Have This Kiss Forever by Whitney Houston and Enrique Iglesias is totally playing while I'm typing this.

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Hell to the NO!

What kind of goddamn outfit is that?!!?!?! My grandmother owns jeans like those, and I threw them out last week because they were tired on her.

Rihanna visited TRL and showed up looking tragic. I love Ri-Ri but this is not a step-up in the fashion department. I don't mind the nails, the bodysuit is kind of cute, I don't even mind the hat. But those pants?!??!?!

What About Thomas J???

Ana Chlumsky, who famously played Vada Sultenfuss in My Girl and My Girl 2, is currently planning her wedding to Shaun So, works for a contracting firm in Washington. The wedding, which will take place next March, will be a fusion of both of their cultures and religions, Ana being Catholic and Shaun being Chinese.

"Shaun's family is Chinese, and my family is Catholic. So we're going to do a fusion of the two cultural traditions."
Awe, congrats to her. I still can't watch My Girl without crying. Sigh.

Not to be mean (LIE!) but I thought she'd grow up to be hotter than she is now. Not saying she's ugly, because she's not, but, I don't know what it is. She reminds me of a cross between Hilary Swank and Jessica Simpson.

Here she is at the Conde Nast Traveler celebration of 20 Years of Truth in Travel at Cooper Hewitt National Design Museum in NY last night.

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Kate Moss In I-D Magazine

You know me, I love seeing actual models on the covers of magazines and I love me some Kate Moss. I still think she has it.

Is Anybody Going To Watch This?

Kim Kardashian and co.'s show, Keeping Up With The Kardashians premieres this Sunday at 10:30. I'm going to be busy watching Dexter, so if anybody watches it, let me know if it's good or not. I doubt it will be, but I tend to see the good in the bad. They had a premiere in Hollywood on Tuesday for it and everything. They even brought along their brother, Robert. He's a monet, though. Hot from far but far from hot up close. Sigh.

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Cate Blanchett In Harpars Bazaar

Cate rocks it out on the cover of Harpars Bazaar magazine. I still haven't seen Elizabeth: The Golden Age yet. :(

It's Brit-tit time, y'all!!!

I decided to take a break from all of the Britney news. I'm serious, I've been singing Gimme More all this past week and I need a break from her. And I was fine yesterday. It was a good day. Then her vagina happened. WHY DOES SHE REFUSE TO WEAR PANTIES!!!!! I think she wants the world to see her hoo-ha. I mean, honestly, if I was caught with no panties on I would make sure as hell to wear them every single time I wore a skirt. But noooooo, not Brit-tit.

In other Britney news, she skipped court today for another custody hearing. Does she want those kids? My mom thinks she loves the dogs more than she loves her kids, because she hasn't been seen without London since she got him.

And finally the release date for her CD, Blackout, has been pushed up. It was leaking all over the place and so they've moved the date from the ??? to ???. Yes, I'll probably buy that shit. I'm pathetic, I know.

P.S. - Click the picture above to check out her coochie again and cause permanent damage to your retinas.

Guess The Ass: Revealed

Told y'all it was easy. Oh, Britney. Those boots have got to smell like five year old Shepards Pie. Sigh.

Reason #578 Why I Don't Want Kids:

Isla Fisher's ready to pop out that little bundle of Borat. Hopefully she gets a lot of drugs cause that looks painful. Ouch, my vagina hurts.

Why, CariDee, Why?

Ugh, the shoes. The dress isn't so bad, but those shoes are horrible. And her hair is horrible. And the EVERYTHING IS HORRIBLE. I'm done with her.

Here's CariDee English attending yet another party (In Touch 5th Anniversary Party) in NYC.

Ricky Martin En Concierto

Hmmmm, say something nice..............I can't, I'm sorry. I'm evil, what do you expect. The next Juan Gabriel, ladies and gentlemen.

Ooh, wait, I've got a good thing. He's amazing about helping those in need and bringing publicity to problems around the world, especially those having to do with children. See, I'm not all that bad.

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Milo Makes Me Giggle

He's so effing hot. I mean, look at him. Emo haircut or not, boy is gorgeous.

Milo attended the premiere of Wristcutters: A Love Story in L.A.

Rendition Premiere

Rendition premiered last night in L.A. Meryl Streep, Jake Gyllenhaal, Reese Witherspoon and a couple of others showed up. I'm really looking forward to seeing this movie, it looks amazing.

I'm not digging Jakey with the beard. Usually I dig facial hair but not so much on him. :(

Lookie who else was there:

I ♥ Sylar. Zachary Quinto with glasses will make a girl melt.

Aaaaah, Shilinger! J.K. Simmons is really nice. We met him at California Pizza Kitchen in NY.

Maroon 5 In Concert

Maroon 5 performed at Madison Square Garden last night. I've seen them in concert once and loved it so I can't wait to see them next.

Here's one of my favorite songs off of their new album, Won't Be Soon Before Long, Nothing Lasts Forever. Click Play below to check it out.

ANTM Makeover Pics

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Bianca

Chantal

Ebony

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Saleisha

Sarah

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ANTM Episode 4 Pics

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Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Who Got Eliminated From ANTM This Week...

What do you think? Do you agree?

Oooooooh! Paulina Rubio's In Trouble......

Paulina Rubio could face up to a $4,000 fine and 36 hours in jail for posing naked with the Mexican flag. I kid you not.

Paulina posed with the flag for Cosmopolitan and goes against Article 56 of Mexico, which states the proper and legal uses for the flag.

Uh, I've seen a donkey show in Mexico, yet they want to fine this crazy bitch for posing nekid with the flag? She was probably wearing a thong, anyways. Her hair is a bigger offense than anything she would do to a Mexican flag. And this is Paulina here, so I'm talking all inputs.

Lisa D'Amato Explains It All

Lisa D'Amato talks about the response her video Ace of Spades is getting. I can't wait to hear the rest of her songs and love this chick. She's just being goofy and having a blast and you've got to admit it's a catchy tune.

If you haven't already seen it, check it out below!

More Star Trek Casting News

Chris Pine is reportedly in talks to play Captain Kirk in J.J. Abram's new movie, Star Trek. First there was Sylar. Then it's Bana. Now it's Chris Pine? I'm down with it all. The hotter the guys, the easier it'll be for me not to fall asleep in the theater.

OMG that reminds me of the time my friend and I went to see the Lord of the Rings for Orlando Bloom and Viggo Mortenson. And Sean Bean. Anyways, we were in the theater and she whispered to me how hot Viggo looked in the one scene and I whisper back, oh I know. And this geek in front of us looked back and hissed at us. Seriously. But shit hit the roof when someone forgot to turn their cell phone off and he threw his pad and pen down on the floor (yeah, he was taking notes) and he said "Seriously, people! What do you come to the movies for!" and stormed out to the lobby and demanded that the rewind the film. I love me some nerdy/crazy people.

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It's Not Who You Know....

Paris Hilton has been shopping her boyfriend, Alex Vago, an immigrant from Sweden, to different modeling agencies and it seems like he's booked one. Alex has signed up with Nous Model Management and apparently can't wait to start working.

"I'm thrilled to be in America,' he says. 'I can't wait to start modelling."

Ten bucks that's the only thing he knows how to say in English.

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FREE BOBBY BROWN!

Remember that skit on The Chris Rock Show? Where he waited outside of jail for Bobby Brown to be released with five people holding up picket signs and a megaphone? God, I miss that show.

Anyway, Bobby Brown has suffered a mild heart attack and is currently in the hospital after feeling a tightening in his chest. He had his girlfriend take him and even recorded a video message to his family in case anything were to happen. WE NEED TO SEE THAT TAPE! I mean, honestly, how fucking amazing would it be for someone to leak it and put it up on youtube? What? It's not like he actually died...

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Viva, Forever!

Set your TIVO's, bitches! The Spice Girls are going to be performing at the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, which will be filmed November 14 and will air December 4 at 10 pm on CBS. I still haven't gotten my email telling me that I can buy tickets :(

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Ryan Gosling Isn't The Only One Into Real Dolls

According to NYDN, Charlie Sheen is into Real Dolls. If you don't know what a Real Doll is, they're basically the rich man's blow-up doll. Just go to the site and check it out. There was a whole Real Sex episode dedicated to them. God I miss that show, HBO hasn't done a new one in forever.

Anyways, sources say that Charlie was so into his he wanted to get two girls to have a foursome with the doll. Ugh, why would you want to lick plastic snatch when there's the real kind just a skip away?

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Charlize Theron Is The Hottest Chic Ever

Charlize Theron has been voted the sexiest woman alive by esquire magazine. Tell us something we don't know.

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Jordan And Baby In OK!

Jordan and her two y.o. Junior pose for OK! magazine. How freaking adorable is he? He's not as hot as Harvey but hey, who is?

P.S. - Where's Princess? Why haven't we seen her yet?

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Tara Reid in FHM

Holy photoshop Batman! It looks like either Tara had a little more plastic surgery in the tummy area or the photoshopped the hell out of those pictures. Either way she looks hot.

ScarJo in Elle

I'm not that fond of her, but a lot of you are so I'm posting these. I just don't think she's all that hot and sure as hell isn't that great of an actress.

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Rock Of Love 2

VH1 has announced that Bret Michaels will return to star in Rock of Love 2. Flavor of Love is way funnier so, no. And it'll only work if they bring back Heather. Sigh, how I miss her Jersey mall hair.

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Revolutionary Road Pics!

After ten years the Titanic duo Kate Winslet and Leonardo Dicaprio have teamed up again to co-star in Revolutionary Road, a story about a young couple living in the 1950's, trying to cope with having a family and raising their children and dealing with their personal problems.

I know, sounds like a snoozer but I love both of them and can't wait to see it. The first picture is of Leo and Kate with their on-screen kids and the second is a publicity still for the movie. Whoot whoot!

Comfortable Is The New Black

Melissa Joan Hart isn't glamming it up with tons of makeup or walking around in six inch stilleto boots during her pregnancy, like other mom's to be (Jello, X-Tina, Nicole Richie). She's decided to go comy and ultra casual. Melissa was spotted at an airport looking somewhat like a hobo, but you know what, bitch is keeping it real. Don't hate.

Still A Ho

Jenna Jameson won't be retiring from porn. She just doesn't want to perform in front of the camera anymore. Do you know what that translates into? Her and Tito aren't doing so hot. Expect them to split sometime later this year. Earlier this year it was reported that Jenna wanted nothing to do with the porn industry and would only manage her website, CLUBJENNA.COM.

"It’s so funny how things can be sensationalized," Jameson told AVN.com. "I think that everybody just really wants to hear one way or another: is she retiring, is she not retiring? I’ve always said through my whole career: I don’t believe in retirement. That’s not who I am. I work every single day, and I am 100% behind Club Jenna. I am the creative mind behind it. I work with my contract girls every day, and I work with all my directors and producers every day. No, I am not retired. Am I performing in movies every day? No. But I am not turning my back on the industry."

She said the same thing when she first got married, that she was going to quit porn. But when things were going south she said that she wasn't going to quit. Blah, blah, blah. Can't turn a ho into a housewife, hoes don't act right.

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Congratulations Grandpa!

Nick Nolte and his partner Clytie Lane have welcomed a baby girl. Nick Nolte, 66, has a son from a previous marriage. Ugh, now I'm thinking of old man sex. Eww, get it out, get it out! I used to have the most horrible nightmares of old men chasing me around my room with Viagra induced boners. Ugh, que asco!

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Jordan Wants New Boobies. Merry Christmas!

Jordan plans on getting a new set of implants for christmas. How is Santa gonna fit those things down the chimney?

“My breasts have gone saggy after three children, so I want them perked up and made smaller. They’ll still be big, but not as big and I’m going to go for the fake, American-style boob-job. I really love that."
Fake, American-style? What the hell does she think she has now? Oh, how I love my Jordan.

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Eva Green In Vanity Fair

I love her. I met her a while back when she was promoting Kingdom of Heaven and she's really got a nice set of balls, if you know what I mean. Bitch don't give an eff.

Amor En El Aire

Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem are rumored to be hot and heavy! The two spaniards have been caught spending a lot of time together, even making out in public!

Click here to check out a video of them totally going at it. Not in the dirty kind of way, though.

Eric Bana Is Hot

Eric Bana has reportedly signed on to play the villain in the new Star Trek movie directed by Lost creator, J.J. Abrams. Whoot whoot for that! We've already got Sylar (Zachary Quinto) as spock and now we're adding Bana. I'm soooo waiting in line with the Trekkies to see this.

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Christina Aguilera Looking Cuter

Christina has finally whiped off some of the jumk off her face. She's not a total Betty but it's a vast improvement. At least she's not wearing that horrible red lepstick anymore. Here's more of her going to get her grub on at Houstons in L.A.

I Want Her Genes

Natalia Vadianova has three kids, the last one which she gave birth to three weeks before these pictures were taken! I know, some people are just born lucky.

Tuesday, October 9, 2007

Maternity Glow

Halle Berry loves being pregnant. She says this because she's only four months. Wait until she gets to the seventh month. Homegirl will be singing a different tune.

"There is nothing bad about [being pregnant]. The morning sickness and the vomiting and the hot sweats. Nothing's been bad about it. I've loved every second of it," she said.

She also said that she won't wear maternity clothes until she has to.

"Fashion is on my side." Indicating her empire waist, she adds, "Everything is up here and shift-y, so I think I can work it out in normal clothes with normal designers in their collections until the eighth or ninth month, then I might have to break down and do maternity."

I'm one of the crazies who thought maternity clothes were the cutest. The empire dresses and all, are all so adorable to me.

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Oh My, Nikki Grant

What would Roman have to say about this, hmmmmmm. Chloe Sevigny's fashion sense has always puzzled me.

Jellotore Does GMA

I'm all for big boobies, but I do not want to see any more of Jello's rack. All I picture is Skeletore licking those up. You're welcome for making you vomit just there. Bulimia is the new black.

P.S. - Love how Diane Sawyer is pointing out the obvious.

I Just Threw Up My Quizno's Flatbread Salad

Posh For Elle in Paris

Gilles Bensimon photographed Victoria Beckham all over Paris for a spread in Elle. I know, I know, she looks like an alien but what the fuck ever; bitch is fierce, don't hate.

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Chris Benoit Was Over Prescribed Testosterone

Federal prosecuters are saying that Chris Benoit was over prescribed testosterone by his doctor in order to combat a hormon condition. Chris had ten times the normal level of testosterone when he murdered his wife and son, as well as killing himself.

The revelation comes to light as new court papers have been filed in the criminal case against Benoit's personal physician, Dr. Phil Astin. The Feds have charged Astin with overprescribing medication to two other patients, and are expected to file more charges against him.

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Fucking Hell

Lily Allen might be getting her own show. Fuck. She's also not talking about what direction her follow-up album to Alright, Still, is going.

"I'm having meetings about a potential TV show," she explained, before adding that she is considering a different musical direction on her second album.

"I spent the past couple of weeks in a twee little cottage in the Cotwolds starting on the next album, and it's gone so well, I'm just over the moon at the moment," she declared. "I feel like I'm on Prozac or something."

She added: "I won't say much, but it's a different musical direction and really quite exciting. Everything just seems to be falling into place... I'm doing Fashion Rocks in a couple of weeks which should be quite exciting and then going back into the studio to finish off the album."

So she's basically going to do a Sonny and Cher type deal? I'll watch it but only if she's drunk during the tapings.

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Picture Of The Day:

Wendy Williams and Russell Simmons at the Re-Birth of hip-hop kickoff party.

Diddy Got Another Baby Mama

Puff Daddy has taken responsibility for a sixth child he had with a bootie call by the name of Sarah Chapman. Chance, Puffy's new daughter, was born shortly before Kim Porter's twin daughters with Puff were born and was the reason why Kim left his sorry ass.

"At first, I wasn't sure if this was my child," he said. "Now that it has become clear she is, I will take care of her for the rest of her life."

How many millions of dollars does he have in diamonds and bitch can't afford a condom? Ugh, nasty.

Here's more of Puffy hauking his perfume, Unforgivable Woman.

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Guess The Ass:

This one shouldn't be too hard, folks.

Congrats!

Uma Thurman is engaged to her boyfriend, Arpad 'Arki' Busson. Uma has been dating him since earlier this summer. Wow, that's kind of quick, missy. Don't go pulling a Pambo on us.

Uma was previously married to Gary Oldham and Ethan Hawke, the latter being the father of her two children. Arpad was in a ten year relationship with Elle McPherson, having two kids with her.

New Ugly Betty Pics!

Marc's got a boyfriend and Justin's got a girlfriend! I think he's just trying to be like what he thinks his father would've wanted him to be like, thus him getting a girlfriend.

Posh And Cruz In Paris

Awe, how adorable is he? Victoria Beckham and her youngest son Cruz were photographed walking around Paris. Posh was there for Fashion Week, of course.

Yerba Buena In Concert

Yerba Buena performed in New York City at the Musica Fresca festival. If you don't know who they are, they did a song for the Dirty Dancing Havana Nights soundtrack. Click Play below to listen.

ANTM: The Girls Go Rock Climbing

And we’re back with another ANTM episode. This week Bianca proved just how much of a bitch she was. Since re-watching Cycle 6 (thanks MTV) I have to reiterate how much I miss Jade. Bianca needs to stop trying to be conniving because nobody will ever replace Jade....

Anyways, Bianca starts off the episode by giving the girls bad advice on how they’re walking because she “knows it’s still a competition" and doesn't consider that being a bad friend.

The other girls in the house decide it’s time to give Heather a makeover and end up making her look like a prostitute, according to Bianca.

After the makeover the girls bitch to one another about who’s a better walker, blah blah blah and then they meet up with Miss J at a rundown mental institution where she makes the girls walk in straight Jackets.

I love how Kimberly says how uncomfortable the straight-jackets are. Uh, no shit, genius. Oh, that’s right, you’re not Victoria from Yale. My bad.

Tyra’s seriously running out of original ideas when it comes to trying to teach these girls how to walk. Why not just take them to a runway like every other model. Oh, that’s right, this is a television show. It’s not about real modeling.

Miss J, back to her usual glamorous self, critiques the girls on their walk and even goes as far as saying there’s something very sexy about Janet. Um, yeah, it’s that ass!

You can bounce a quarter off of that thing! And I don’t even swang that way.

Saleisha ends up doing the best, much to Bianca’s dismay.

And of course, as soon as the girls get home they start to argue about being fat or who’s better or who’s more high fashion or whatever. These girls are nuts. Bianca ends up calling Saleisha “borderline plus-size” and Saleisha says Bianca is young and intimidated.

I’m with Ambreal in this argument. Pass me the bottle of whatever you poured for yourself. Lushes gotta stick together.

And we all have to thank Bianca for our first Quote of the Week!!!

“Don’t let the red hair fool you bitches; I can be very high fashion, OK?”

Makes me laugh every time.

The girls next head off to meet up with the corny ass Roy Cambell. You may (of course) remember him from that corny ass or “infamous” prom fashion show last cycle. Ugh, bring back Benny ninja, but not him.

Roy tells the girls that they’re going to be walking in COLE-Leen Quin’s show that day. Except it’s not COLE-Leen, it’s Colleen, as she so eloquently corrected him by reintroducing herself. Loves it.

She tells the girls that the winner will be going to Paris with her to debut her collection.

The show kicks off and the girls start to walk. But, this can’t be drama free! Nothing is when it comes to ANTM. Ebony is walking back and Sara is walking forward and Ebony bumps into Sara. Scandal!

And of course ANTM has to replay in the different angles:

Saleisha (of course) does the best and wins the challenge. Bianca’s not too pleased:

We interrupt this program to bring you this:

Lookie who else was there:

We conclude this announcement and return to the scheduled program.

The next day the girls meet up with Mr. J to shoot high fashion dresses on rocks. Literally. The girls were going to be strapped up into harnesses and had to be rock climbers wearing high fashion dresses.

And this brings us to our second Quote of the Week! Thanks super nerdy girl aka Victoria!

“I felt like I was a sea nymph on acid scaling a wall in the sunshine”

The girls finish up and go home where they learn that they’re going to face elimination the next day.

Heather, in the confessional, states that she hates eliminations because she gets close to the girls and likes every one of them but that eliminations are hard because they end up leaving. Awe, I love her. She reminds me of a human version of my oracle. Sigh. Not that I’m saying she looks like a dog or is a bitch, but still.

It’s elimination time!!! Ty Ty stars off by talking in a fake-ass French accent. WTF? And the idiot goes and says that she is talking in French. Uh, no, sweetie, you’re not speaking in French. You’re speaking English with a fake-ass French accent.

Oooh, I didn’t know Heather was an artist. Of course Tyra has to bring up Heather’s Aspergers.

In the end it was down to Bianca and Kimberly, where Kimberly came up too short.

I’m glad to see one of the uber bitches go home. She wasn’t even a “funny” bitch like Bianca is she was a “bitch” bitch. Next week is makeover time! Can’t fucking wait!

Nicole And Julia To Team Up

Nicole Kidman is already signed on for the movie Monte Carlo, which is basically an up to date version of How To Marry A Millionaire. She has said that the producers are in talks to get Julia Roberts to star along with her.

Two Oscar winners in one movie? This is going to suck, bad. Silver lining? At least they're not outright remaking How To Marry A Millionare. We do not want to see Nicole Kidman try to be like Maril...oh wait. She already has. I keep forgetting that she starred in Moulin Rouge. Ewan McGregor stole that show.

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Fat In The Face

Jello was on TRL and showed obvious signs that she's pregnant. Not only was she wearing an overly baggy dress but her face is getting fatter by the second. She's starting to look a lot like Kelly Clarkson, no offense Kelly.

Guess The Ass: Revealed

Just Because: Tom Ford in Out Magazine

How fucking hot is he? I used to watch the VH1 Fashion Awards and fell in love when he recieved a lifetime achievement award (I think). Sigh.

Warning: The last picture in the bunch is NSFW

Monday, October 8, 2007

Daddy And Me Time. Not.

Angelina Jolie and her father Jon Voight have long been estranged and it seems they're staying that way.

There were earlier reports of a possible reconciliation because Jon was seen leaving the Waldorf Astoria, where Angelina has been staying with her family.

But Extra reports that Jon was just there visiting his goddaughter.

I knew Angie wouldn't be able to forgive him that easily. When she first adopted Maddox he made this whole public plea for her to get better and change her lifestyle and basically called her crazy. Angie got pissed because he basically was talking out of his ass and was pretty much a deadbeat dad throughout her childhood.

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Gisele In GQ

I always love seeing actual models on the cover of magazines. Bonus points because she looks amazing.

Dijo Mama!

Thalia has given birth to a baby girl yesterday at 4:15 p.m.! Sabrina Sakaë Motolla-Sodi was born weighing in at 8lbs 4oz.

Congratulations to the happy family!

Lily Allen's Daddy Is A Bad Boy

Keith Allen has admitted to using his daughter Lily Allen to sell drugs. When Lily was a baby, he would take her to Glastonbury to help him sell "amyl nitrate poppers and booze", he tells in his upcoming autobiography.

"I didn't see what was wrong with taking little Lily along with me as a sales tool rather like the homeless lads do with dogs.

Cute puppy guarantees punters will stop and stroke it and therefore give you money. Lil' sat next to the stall gurgling in a pushchair while I cranked up the sales patter and knocked out the lager."

Awe, how sweet! Makes me look like an angel for using baby cousin to get free food from Taco Bell. What? She had some too.

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Best. Video. Ever!

Lisa Damato from ANTM Cycle 5 has a video. LOVES IT!

Sunday, October 7, 2007

Miley Cyrus Has A MySpace!

Check it out here. It's private but if you want to try and add her on, go ahead.

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Ewan McGregor's My Hero

Ewan McGregor flew to Iraq to present an award to the only British female bomb disposal expert for running into a building and putting out a fire surrounded by explosives

"Most people, and I'm one of them, would run a million miles from a bomb, it's like, 'Get me away from here', but Michelle actually walks towards them and makes them safe. Amazing.

"When I was told about her, and was asked to go and present the award to her in Iraq, I said yes because I really wanted to meet her and show my support."

If it takes running into a burning buildint to meet him, I'd do it.

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I Thought They Were Supposed To Stage An Intervention

Britney and Jaime Lynn Spears went out last night for Taco Bell. Taco Bell is good and all, but how the hell could she not even wait to get home to start eating?

Check out Jaime Lynn flicking someone off in one of the pics below:

The Little Mermaid On Broadway: First Look!

Check out the rest of the pics after the jump!

Haaahaaa!

On the reunion show of Rock of Love, Jess told Bret he made the wrong choice and should have chosen Heather. She called him out on not even walking her to the door (even though he wasn't allowed to) and basically said that she didn't want his ugly ass. Ew, he was wearing more makeup than all those bitches put together. How gross is he?

Why Am I Watching This?

America's Most Smartest Model is on VH1 and I'm watching it. What? They always replay Dexter at 10:00. He's pretty, shutup.

Third Time's The Charm

Pambo Anderson got married to Rick Salomon this past weekend. I think I'm going to be sick.

Pam and Rick said "I Do" in Vegas at the Mirage Hotel in between her magic acts with Magician Hans Klok. He was in attendance as were Tobey Maguire and Lukas Haas. Pam wore a white denim Valentino dress. White denim? Ewwww. How biker chic of her. This is Pambo's third marriage and Rick's second. He had his marriage to Shannon Doherty annulled so it doesn't count.

I give this marriage two months and that's pushing it. Expect a sex tape during the divorce.

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