Saturday, November 3, 2007

Wait, So Who's Not Pregnant


Skeletore in September:
”Everyone calls about this every month with the hopes that they’ll hit the mark…but no. No.”



Jello in September:
“I don’t mind when people talk about this. I get the interest. I’m not the only [celeb] who gets these rumors. Everyone calls about this every month . . . but, no.”

Source: ONTD Thanks graffix_none!

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Photoshop Says What?



Here's the cover of Ebony with Michael Jackson on the cover. I'm searching for something nice to say.

Fuck that.

It should've said 25 Shades Lighter. Just sayin' what y'all were thinking.

P.S. - How happy am I that I'm younger than Thriller??!?!?

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Friday, November 2, 2007

Props Where Props Are Do



Awe, this makes me blush. So whoever hates the cheese, skip this post. I want to thank all of the blogs and sites that have linked to mine. I really appreciate the love. I've been doing this for about three months now and have had fun, so it's nice when people give little shout outs, especially from sites that I love myself.
So thank you, to the fabulous Julie Q at the JQ Lounge, Katelin at Gorgeous Footsteps In The Sand, Head on Relief, and M.K. over at Dlisted. I've been reading that site since pretty much its inception, so it's nice to see the props. Love you guys!!!

Also, thanks to Molly at Ashcan Rantings and William Shakespeare for the shoutout. That means a lot, so thank you!

If any of my readers has a blog and wants me to link or has linked to me, please let me know so I can add y'all to my blogroll!

P.S. - The dog is now trying to fuck my t.v. up because there are squirrels all over animal planet, now.

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What Are You Going To Go See?





I'm totally all about that Bee Movie. Cartoons warm my heart. Sigh. Plus, Jerry's been working on that ish forever and a half.

P.S. Why am I watching a python eat a gazelle whole on Animal Planet? I blame the dog. She loves that shit. Ever since I made her watch Animal Cops she's been obsessed with the t.v. True story.

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Headlines - The Video



I fucking love it! The video is hypnotizing me because I'm totally starting to like the song.

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A&E Cancels Dog The Bounty Hunter



Yes!

“In evaluating the circumstances of the last few days, A&E has decided to take 'Dog The Bounty Hunter' off the network’s schedule for the foreseeable future,” A&E said in statement, according to Multichannel News. “We hope that Mr. Chapman continues the healing process that he has begun.”

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Ricky Martin Gets Blue



Ricky Margin will be opening the 8th Annual Latin Grammy's this year with a little help from the Blue Man Group. True Story.

I never really got the appeal of the Blue Man Group. Flashing lights and sounds stopped being entertainment for me once I turned three. Just sayin'.

Other performers at the event, which will be held next Thursday, are Andrea Bocelli, Ivy Queen, Jesse & Joy and Shaila Durcal.

Ugh, this year's lineup sounds boring as all hell.

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Pete Doherty Live



Pete Doherty performed last night at the MTV Awards in Europe. He's actually really good and the plus is that you can understand the words that he's singing. Hey Amy, take note.

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Bow Down, Bitches



God, I love this woman. Posh is #1 in my book, and I'm not even frontin'. This is one more of the pics from the Spice Girls video.

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Spice Girls!



Here are some stills from the Spice Girls video shoot for Headlines. The song sucks but I CANNOT wait for this video. Bitches look fierce as all hell.

Sigh. Takes me back to the warm and fuzzy days of being 12.







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In Case You're Interested



Here's the entire call between Dog and his son Tucker. It seems like, from listening to it, that he's made his other son, Leland, break up or stop hanging out with someone as well, though we don't know if it's because of race. It seems to be because the girl was nuts. ::shrugs::

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Sweeney Todd!



Entertainment Weekly did a spread on the upcoming Sweeney Todd movie. I can't flipping wait to see this! And hopefully some of you can't wait either, because one of you guys will get to see it free! Stay tuned for details...



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Listen To This: Lisa D'Amato



Lisa's at it again! Lisa D'Amato has a new song called My Name Is Lisa which is produced by none other than Cisco "My Balls Hang Low" Adler.

It's camp, it's catchy and it's fun, so you know I love it!

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Besitos Por La Tarde

Afernoon Kisses:


More Hills Fakery: Dlisted

Jennifer Garner is a hit on Broadway: Celebitchy

Even in aluminum foil, Kate Winslet looks gorgeous: ICYDK

Liv Tyler smells good. And so can you: INO

The Duffster tries to sex it up for FHM:Hollywood Tuna

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Tired Of His Racist Father



Duane "Dog" Chapman's lawyer has come forward to confirm that it was his son, Tucker Chapman, who released the tape and sold it to the National Enquirer. The tape was recorded during an argument the father and son had because Dog wanted his son to break up with his girlfriend of seven months because he didn't want to change his vocabulary for the better and stop using the n-word. He was afraid she would hear him or one of his kids or family members say the word and she would get upset and turn to the National Enquirer.

Instead of his girlfriend turning over the tape, it was Tucker, Dog's own son. Dog's lawyer, Brook Hart, states that Tucker did it out of anger about the situation.

Hell yeah he did it out of anger! I mean, if your parent, who used a derogatory word to refer to a race so frequently that he wanted you to dump your girlfriend because she might get offended or he would disown you, then that would piss me off too.

I love the hypocrisy of the situation. All of this backpedalling by Dog by saying that he has black friends and respect and love for all black people. If he had respect and love for all black people, he wouldn't use the n-word so much that his children frequently use it and want your son to break up with his girlfriend because of her race. He wouldn't use the n-word in reference to black people, period. I hate people that say it's just a word. No, it's not, and if you need reasons as to why it isn't, then you need to go back to school.

Meanwhile, Yum Brands Inc. has pulled advertising from Dog's show, Dog the Bounty Hunter. It's list of advertisers includes Taco Bell, KFC and Pizza Hut. Good. I love me some Taco Bell and I'm glad the company isn't going to tolerate racist remakes like the ones Dog has made.

The picture above was taken from Tucker's MySpace page.

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One Of These Things Is Not Like The Others



That can totally go in way too many directions.

David Beckham, Will Smith, Katie Holmes, Meryl Streep, Robert Redford attended the Lions For Lambs premiere in L.A. last night. I love how Katie Holmes is looking lovingly at David Beckham in that one picture (see below). Don't worry, Katie. You should see the way Tom looks at David when you're not there...

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Another Moment In Video Brilliance



Paris Hilton got pissed off and trashed a Toronto porn shop because they were selling One Night In Paris?

Well, here's the video!

I love how she says "It's not right". You know what's not right, Paris? Having to look at your nasty ass. And I meant that literally and figuratively.

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Brilliance In Video Form

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Thursday, November 1, 2007

What Kind Of Fuckery Is This?!?!?!?



Jordan is seriously letting me down like WOAH! Where's my little Harvey?!?! Oh, the pain. Oh, the shame. Damn her for doing this to me.

Ok, I'm done.

Jordan and (part of) the family posed for a special Halloween spread in Ok! magazine.







Source thanks to reesefanforever at ONTD!

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X-Tina Does Halloween





I usually hate that X-Tina wears such heavy makeup, but it's Halloween! She looks great, but doesn't that look uncomfortable? I've never been pregnant but all those fabrics put together look itchy and uncomfortable.

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Who Dat Be?



Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal took her kids, Deacon and Ava trick-or-treating last night. I love that he dressed up look a dirty gorilla, but they sooooo should've had matching outfits, a'la Kate Beckinsale and her hubby.

A witness tells Us magazine that:

"They were holding hands and swinging them in the air as they walked around the neighborhood," adds a witness, who says Gyllenhaal often lifted up his gorilla mask to smooch his Rendition co-star. "Reese was laughing at everything Jake was saying."

Hotness! I never knew Jake could be that hilarious. Oh, that's right. I forgot about Bubble Boy. That shit was genious.

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Brit-tit Eating Will Always Make Me Smile



That is one huge slice of pizza. I'm not a deep dish kind of girl, anyways, it's all about the NY thin for me.

Why am I so fascinated watching this woman consume food? Maybe it's because everything she seems to be putting into her body is horrible for you. Whatevs.

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Besitos Por La Tarde

Afernoon Kisses:


Paris does Halloween. Thank god it's over: Popsugar

Brit-tit does nothing and ends up at #1: ICYDK

Why is she still crying?!?! She's rich, bitch!: Dlisted

Colbert for running for President. For real, y'all: Celebitchy

More of Angie in Wanted:INO

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What In The Fuck??!?!?



Jordan was dressed (slightly) normal for Halloween?!?!? This is a travesty, how dare she! I was expecting something famazing from her, but she gives me boring?!?! Ugh, this hurts.

Oh, how I dreamed of Rainbow Brite Jordan or Strawberry Shortcake Jordan, but nooooooo. She gives me a (somewhat) normal aka BORING outfit. I'm going to go sit in a corner and cry. Sigh. At least I've still got my Coco.

Aah:


A coochie flash makes it all better, doesn't it. Sigh. Just when I thought Jordan was going to go normal on me, she proves me wrong, thus making my day. ::smiles::

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Bitches Clean Up Nice



The Osbourne family spent their Halloween at the National TV Awards last night in London and looked hot as all hell. Kelly looks gorgeous; that dress does wonders. Jack looks hot. I never found him hot, but he's always been slightly adorable. Then he pops up in a great suit and damn, I'd hit it. Sharon looked gorgeous too, but she looks the same as she does at every event.

I'm a fan of black but some color would be nice on her.

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DaBrat Got Pissed Cause She Couldn't Hit It



Da Brat was arrested yesterday because she allegedly hit a waitress over the head with a bottle of liquor while she was at Jermaine Dupri's Georgia club, Studio 72. I kid you not.

Da Brat got into an argument with the waitress, were pushing was involved. A spokeswoman for the DeKalb County police, Mekka Parish, said that Da Brat pushed the 23 year old victim and it escalated from there.

"According to witnesses, after the pushing, the waitress walked away, and a short time later, that's when Harris picked up a bottle and hit the waitress in the face with it," Parish said.

Lover's quarrel! Damn, Brat, I didn't know you was hard like that. But apparently she is, since this isn't the first time she's gotten into trouble at an Atlanta club. Da Brat was arrested in 2000 for pistol whipping a woman who wouldn't get out of her VIP lounge after being repeatedly asked to.

Someone's in serious need of anger management.

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Just Because: Adam Levine



Adam Levine (of Maroon 5) as Brad Pitt as Tyler Durden for Halloween. Sigh. Drool.

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Here Comes Big Al!



Speaking of hypocrites, Al Sharpton responded to Duane "Dog" Chapman in a letter which basically tells Dog that he should march with him on the United States Justice Department in a March against hate crimes and racial attacks.

I actually hope that Al doesn't come out and says Dog is courageous for "coming out" and "getting help" for his racism. Then again Al's batshit and racist as well, so what can I expect.

Read the entire letter, after the jump.

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Dear Mr. Chapman:

I received your call while on the road promoting a March I am leading on the United States Justice Department on November 16th in Washington, DC, against hate crimes and racial attacks around the country. The revelation of your conversation came at a time that is most frightening to a lot of people because we are in a state of crisis with the proliferation of racial attacks, hate crimes, and bias incidents in the United States and abroad. In fact, Abraham H. Foxman, the Executive Director of the Anti-Defamation League and I released an unprecedented joint statement today because of this climate. Even more concerning to me though is that the Justice Department and the federal government have failed to intervene in cases all over the country of racial bigotry and hate which is the reason we are having our march on Nov. 16th in front of the Justice Department.

As a minister I would be inclined to meet with you despite the racist and grotesque things I heard you say, but I am not willing to rearrange my schedule around the country building up for this march to do so. If you wish to meet with me somewhere on the road that is fine, but be assured that I will not sanitize the kind of hate language that leads to the hate action that has left so many people vulnerable in America today. The company that airs the show has the right to take steps by any means when there is a public display of a character of bigotry. We did not call on your company's action but we will not call against your company's action, because what was said in private is now public, and they have a right to deal with their public perception.

If you are sincere that this does not reflect you, you should not only meet with us, but you should march with us on November 16th and call on the government of the United States to protect people, that unlike you don't have publicist, don't have lawyers, and don't have any protection. They used to have the protection of the United States government.

In Progress,
Reverend Al Sharpton
President of National Action Network


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Heidi Does A Pussy Proud



Heidi went all out for Halloween and did it right. Do I really need to remind you what happens when you do Halloween wrong:



Just testing.

Heidi had her own Halloween party at The Green Door in Los Angeles.

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So What Did Coco-T Dress Up As This Year, You Ask?



A French whore and her pimp, James Lipton! Don't you just love Coco ass with your sandwich?

Coco-T attended Roberto Cavalli's Halloween party last night at Cipriani's and showed the crowd her true money maker. No, not her ass, Ice-T.





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Imagine That Coming To Your Door



And I'm not talking about her devilish husband, Len Wisemen. Kate Beckinsale and her family go trick-or-treating and show everybody how Halloween's really done.

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Besitos Por La Manana

Morning Kisses:


Do you think they only wear the brand of makeup that they're employed by?: JQ Lounge

Who doesn't love David Beckham? Even if he is OCD?: Dlisted

Bon Jovi's all about the weed. Especially when he had to make some money: Mollygood

Brad wasn't down with Obama: Celebitchy

Jessica Biel and her bra at the Darfur Now premiere: ICYDK

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The Cutest Things





Liv Tyler, her husband Royston Langond, their son Milo go trick-or-treating as well as Gwen Stefani, Gavin Rossdale and their son Kingston.

How freaking cute are they! It almost erases that image of Brit-tit in that monstrosity of an outfit from my mind. Almost.

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Quote Of The Day:



"I'm wearing this for the troops because I know they're having a hard time right now and don't really get to celebrate Halloween."

Source VIA ONTD

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Picture From Hell Of The Day:



That mess is all of my nightmares combined and come to life. Check out more of the hot mess after the jump.

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Better Than Anything On Her Album



So last Friday, Brit-tit told a reporter from Us magazine to "Eat it, lick it, snort it, fuck it". Now, comedianne Eric Schwartz has turned it into a hilarious video.

That song is now my ringtone.

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Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Dog The Racist Bounty Hunter?



The National Enquirer has uncovered a tape of Dog the Bounty Hunter telling one of his sons that he doesn't want him dating a person of color because he and his family say the n-word way too many times and doesn't want them thinking he's a racist because of it.

He fears they're going to hear him say the word and they'll run to the National Enquirer and out him as being a racist. Oops.

I love his show and all, but I don't think I'll be able to watch it after hearing him go off the way he does. Someone saying they're not a racist, but then use the n-word and would say "fuck you" if his daughter brought home a black guy and doesn't want any of his kids dating anybody of color because he says the n-word way too many times is a racist.

He keeps repeating derogatory words to classify a race. To me, that's racist. And then he goes beyond that by basically saying that it's ok for his kids to use the n-word, since he's afraid the kids will slip? I mean he basically tells his son, it's your black girlfriend or your family and job.

I'm not watching that show again. I can't support racists, sorry.

A&E has suspended production of the show and issued this statement:
"A&E has just learned of the story released by the National Enquirer concerning Duane Dog Chapman. We take this matter very seriously. Pending an investigation, we have suspended production on the series. When the inquiry is concluded we will take appropriate action."

Click Play below to listen to what he said.



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Update: Dog apologises. Read his apology, after the jump.



“My sincerest, heartfelt apologies go out to every person I have offended for my regrettable use of very inappropriate language. I am deeply disappointed in myself for speaking out of anger to my son and using such a hateful term in a private phone conversation. It was completely taken out of context. I was disappointed in his choice of a friend, not due to her race, but her character. However, I should have never used that term. I have the utmost respect and aloha for black people, who have already suffered so much due to racial discrimination and acts of hatred. I did not mean to add yet another slap in the face to an entire race of people who have brought so many gifts to the world. I am ashamed of myself and I pledge to do whatever I can to repair this damage I have caused.

“In Hawai’i, we have something called ho’oponopono, where people come together to resolve crises and restore peace and balance. I am meeting with my spiritual advisor, Rev. Tim Storey, and hope to meet with other black leaders so they can see who I really am and teach me the right thing to do to make things right again.

“I know that all of my fans are deeply disappointed in me as well, as I have tried to be a model for doing the right thing. I did not do the right thing this time, and hope you will forgive me. We learn from our mistakes, as my story of overcoming a life of crime has proven, and I will learn from this one for the rest of my life.”


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Bitch Was High!



Ryan Seacrest woke Britney up at 9 this morning to talk about her album release and bitch was high as all fuck! First of all, she barely spoke to Ryan. She made Ali Sims and fellow hanger-on Sam Lutti answer pretty much all of the questions. Second of all, she dropped out at the end of the interview to shower? Yeah, ten bucks she passed out in a pool of her own vomit.

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Isnt That An Oxymoron?



Michael Jackson shot a cover for Ebony magazine earlier today for the 25th anniversary of Thriller. Damn, it's been 25 years since Thriller? Damn. That record is older than I am but not by much. Sigh. Time flies when you're going white. I mean, having fun.

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Besitos Por La Tarde

Afernoon Kisses:


More of Big and Carrie's possibly fake wedding: ASL

Shouldn't Golddiggers be happy?: Dlisted

Boston celebrates the Red Sox. How jealous I am: JQ Lounge

Grossness runs in the Barton family: ICYDK

Please, do not let him get her pregnant. A fug and a hot do not make a hot: INO

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Flop!



Damn. You know you're movie is bad when they don't even give it a chance to flop in the theaters.

Jello's movie, Bordertown will not be released theatrically and is slated for DVD release, says the NYP.

The movie is based on a reporter, played by Lopez, who is investigating the multiple murders of women factory workers in a town in Mexico.

Hey Jennifer. Instead of working on all these horrible movies about true life stories, why don't you just put the money into making good documentaries about what's going on. Or how about donating money to help protect the women of Juarez.

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More Annie Leibovitz For Disney


Roger Federer

King Arthur from The Sword in the Stone

Julie Andrews and Abigail Breslin

Julie as the blue fairy from Pinocchio and Abigail as Fira from the Disney Fairies series.

Rachel Weisz

Snow White from Snow White and the Seven Dwarves


Here are more of the Annie Leibovitz shots for Disney's Year of a Million Dreams. I'm loving them all, since I'm a Disney freak. But David Beckham as Prince Charming will always be my fave.

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Roberto Cavalli States The Obvious



Roberto Cavalli, who is designing Jennifer Lopez's tablecloths outfits for her concerts, has outed her as being a bitch pregnant.

"Well Jennifer Lopez, at this moment, she requests something very special because she is waiting for the baby.

"It is so complicated because every week she is getting bigger."

Haaaahaaaaa. I love how he said she's getting fat. I know, it's all for baby, but still.

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Quote Of The Day:



"She Needs Mental Help" Kelly Machado tells Us Weekly about Britney Spears.

Read more about what Kelly says, after the jump!

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Kelly goes on to tell Us that she wanted Kevin back so badly and was with the kids when they broke it off.

"She wanted so badly to have the father of her babies. When Britney thought about Kevin not wanting her, she would bawl," Machado tells Us. "She would look at Sean and Jayden and say, 'Where's your daddy? I need help. Where's your daddy?'"
She then says that Britney hung her wedding dress on the wall after Kevin and her split. Hung her wedding dress on the wall? Is she serious? What the fuck kind of drugs was she on? More importantly, what kind of drugs does she need to be on?

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Denied!



Commissioner Gordon has denied Britney 50/50 custody of J.J. and Sean Preston, saying that until she realizes that her crazy ass actions are affecting her children, she will remain at two visits a week from 12 noon to 7 p.m. with one overnight visit. Ok, well he didn't say the crazy ass part but you know he meant to.

Commissioner Gordon also said that "the environment at the house ranged from chaotic to almost somber with little communication at all." The parenting coach said that "during all three of my visits, Ms. Spears rarely engaged with the children in either conversation or play."

You know what's hilarious. It's pretty hard to lose custody of your kids in this country. I mean, crackheads usually have custody of their children, and Britney doesn't. Sad, but true.

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Speaking of Angelina



Angelina Jolie attended the IWMF Courage In Journalism Awards. I understand she played Marianne Pearl in that horrible movie (she should not have been cast), but wasn't she the one who made journalists sign contracts before she attended the premiere of that movie, saying that they wouldn't ask her questions on her personal life which goes against everything freedom of press stands for?

P.S. - She's sooooo not pregnant. Stop with the all black/slimming theories. She always wears black. It's her staple.

Lookie who else was there:

Meg Ryan:

What was she doing there?

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Mr. & Mrs. Smith, Minus Brad



Here's the trailer for Wanted which stars Angelina Jolie, James McAvoy, Morgan Freeman and features Common. The rapper. This actually looks really good, so I can't wait to see it. Angie still looks too skinny.

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Damn, Betty



America Ferrera posed for the cover of Marie Claire. It's hilarious because Marie Claire tends to photoshop their covers to hell, but this one with America doesn't look that retouched and she looks gorgeous, making me almost forget about that shiteous Glamour cover.





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Robert Goulet Has Passed Away



Singer Robert Goulet has died. He had been waiting for a lung transplant at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles when he passed away. He was 73 years old. May he rest in peace.

I leave you now with Robert in that hilarious nuts commercial.



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Besitos Por La Manana

Morning Kisses:


Brad Pitt finally looks like his old, hot self: ICYDK

Overreact, much? Joaquin responds to an Eva Mendes quote: Lossip

An Olsen gets with Sheryl Crow's ex: DListed

Chilli should really come out with some perfume. That's the way to go in H-Wood. Or maybe with her own brand of Chilli: Bossip

Amy Fisher sex tape. Damn. I wish it was with Joey B.: IDLYITW

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Ugly Betty Sneak Peek!

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New Dexter Promos!

Here are some trailers for next week!!!



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Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Bill O'Reilly's An Idiot



He sends his little camerawhore to bombard Rosie's book signing and ask her questions she says aren't true. Why couldn't he go himself?

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Is It Too Early In The Day For Brit-tit's Coochie?



Nah. Britney celebrated the release of Blackout last night by going out to dinner at Winston's in L.A. last night. At least she's trying to keep her legs closed, even though you can totally tell she still doesn't have undies on. Ew, how many times has she worn those tights without underwear.

Oh god, I think I'm going to be sick.

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Besitos Por La Tarde

Afernoon Kisses:


Russell Crowe needs to drop the fat. He'll still be fug to me: DListed

Crossroads 2? Britney does another movie? Ugh, please, no: ICYDK

Chuck gets toples?!?!? Oh, how I'm loving Pushing Daisies: IDLYITW

Christian Castro's Fucking Nuts: Lossip

Hayden P. in a bikini: Hollywood Tuna

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Yet, says I



David Beckham has come out to say that Tom Cruise hasn't tried to convert him into Scientology. I think one (or all) of these three things has occurred:

1) David's lying.
2) Tom's trying to get the sweet love from him first.
3) David can't figure out what the hell Tom's talking about.

David spoke to Arena magazine and had this to say about TomKat:

"We respect their religion. We respect everything they do and believe in," he told Arena.

"But they have never turned around to us and said, 'You have to be a part of this', because that's not what they're about. It's never been about that.

"There's been nothing shoved down our throats because friends don't do things like that."

I'm thinking David doesn't know what the hell Tom is talking about. I don't blame him. I consider myself to be a slightly intelligent person and I don't even know what the hell Tom is talking about half the time.

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What The Eff Ever



The Sun claims that Angelina Jolie is pregnant. It's either breaking up for Brangelina or another kid for Brangelina. I'm bored with these two. When is someone going to cheat on the other, already?

Angie was supposed to speak in Italy at the UNlinked Pio Manzu Centre, about global topics. Well, she's canceled, and the supposed director of the event is yapping.

“Angelina cancelled last week. Due to her privacy I can’t confirm her pregnancy, but I can say that the Italian newspapers are correct in their reports.”

I call bullshit. She's way too skinny to be that far along and wouldn't face the risk of flying. I mean, she flew the plane herself all the way up to her seventh or eighth month with Shiloh.

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Video Of The Week:



Rich at Four Four does Jaslene's My Life As A Covergirl

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Bitch Aint Worth It



Jennifer Lopez might want to go shopping for a new label, says MSNBC. According to sources at Epic Records and Sony/BMG say that she costs too much and doesn't produce nearly enough. Her last album opened with a measly 53,000 copies and Epic has had enough.

“Her last album cover alone cost $60,000 in hair and makeup, lighting, photographers, re-touching, etc. The video budget was in the neighborhood of $300,000.”

I believe it. Photoshop is that woman's best friend. They also claim that they've had to foot the bill for Jello promoting her album, paying $8,000 a day for a makeup artist. They even paid for her appearance on Good Morning America, a couple of weeks ago.

“Epic had to eat the cost for that entire performance. From her makeup — which typically costs in the neighborhood of $8,000 per day — to the backup singers, to the rigging, lighting and sound,” says a source close to the Lopez camp. “The woman requires everything short of flying monkeys to get on a stage.”

Why don't they just drop her ass? I mean, she can't sing. She can't dance now that she's pregnant, and she's actually costing the label money at the end of the day. Ugh, I can't wait until her concert here in Orlando. Not because I have plans to go, but because I don't have to see her ugly ass face along with Skeletore on the billboard on I-4 everyday.

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Hello, Joan



Joan Collins showed up to the Angel Ball in NYC last night in a very see-through blouse. Joan, who's 75, should know better but I doubt she cared. She wanted a little attention and there's no better way to get it than to show off the goods.

Now, here's my question. Why is she wearing a white bra? Or a flesh tone bra? I mean, she should know not to wear anything but a black bra. Oh, fuck it. It's Joan Collins! She can do whatever the fuck she wants.



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It's Britney, Bitch



It has landed, ladies and gentlemen. The Britney Spears Blackout CD has finally hit stores. I've had it for about a week and a half now and reviewed it, but I still stick with my decision in that it's not all that great of an album. I know, it's been getting good reviews all around, but I'm still sticking to it.

Is it a surprise that she actually got into the studio to put together something, yes. But I'm not going to say that it's good for a Britney album, I want it to be good, period. Scratch that. I don't want it to be good because it's a hell of a lot more fun to make fun of the bad.



Anyways, check out the album jacket pictures, courtesy of infact_myself at ONTD.





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The Little Mermaid Does Broadway



I can't fucking wait to see this. Sigh. I have a bet with a friend saying that I'm going to cry during A Whole New World. I'm thinking no, I'm not that big a pussy, but then again, I cried last week when I re-watched An American Tail





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Yeah, No.





Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt dress up for Halloween. I'm not even going to comment on the how horrible those costumes are, so there's actually nothing left to say about them. Sigh. Did she make that herself?

You know these two look up to Tori and Dean.

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I'll Pass



Jello has introduced a new perfume called Deseo. I'm guessing this is being targeted to the latino crowd since the name means desire in spanish. Sigh. Don't use your people, Jello. We're not that guilable.

I remember when Glow came out and that shit smelled so stank. It reminded me of Raid. And of course it was all over magazines, which meant they reaked like that crap too.

"I have a lot of synergy happening in my life right now that is taking me back to my roots and to everything that I'm about and how I was raised," said Lopez. "This is what I really find my heart is into. It's the first time I have decided to use a Spanish word for one of our fragrances. We really look at where I am at in my life and what is important to me at that time. But the one thing that we have always concentrated on from the beginning is to be as truthful as we can."

What the fuck is she talking about? Bitch barely even knows how to speak spanish, and the little she does know comes from learning it on the set of Selena. And this is the same truthfullness that said she wasn't pregnant a month or so ago when it was obvious that she was? Ugh, I'm done.

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What The....



I love my divas, I really do. They usually do no wrong in my book. I don't care if I see Cher without her face covered in makeup. I don't mind Mariah looking a little chunky. But what in the hell was Diana Ross's people thinking when they let her crazy ass out of the house looking like Krusty the Clown? I mean, seriously, people, someone needs to get fired.

Here's more of Diana looking a hot mess at the launch of Tiffany's Blue Book in NYC.

You know what, scratch whatever the hell I just said. Bitch is fierce, I can't hate.



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She's Like So Whatever



What was she supposed to be? A waitress at the Nascar diner? I'm guessing that's what it was. Avril Lavigne was seen out and about this past weekend in her Halloween getup in L.A.

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Jackie Not Pregnant



Jackie Guerrido and Don Omar confirmed on El Show De Cristina that she was not pregnant. Don Omar told Cristina that it was possible that they want children in the future, but that she wasn't pregnant then.

He also confirmed that she is 34 years old. There has been speculation that she was 37 or even older, but he said that she saw her license and it said she was 34, but then he joked about how she could have a fake id.

I say the id was fake or he was lying to her, you know bitch is older than that. She gets on my nerves like whoa, so I give this couple my big "Publicity Stunt" approved sticker. The whole game of showing off their relationship and making out everywhere they go and then being coy about it smells like bullshit to me.

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High-larious



Click the pic for the bigger size. This ish is now my computer wallpaper.

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Kid Rock Is Safe...For Now



Kid Rock will not be facing any charges due to his fight with Tommy Lee in Vegas, says Vegas D.A.

"The Clark County District Attorney's Office will not pursue a battery charge,"

This is good news for Kid, not only because he got to throw a free punch at Tommy Lee, but because his goofy ass was arrested in Georgia for fighting at a waffle house a week ago. No word on that case yet.

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Ew, Why?



Ryan Seacrest talked about Britney Monday morning on his morning radio talk show. He spoke about meeting up with her at Les Deux on Friday night and her giving NFL quarterback Tony Romo a lap dance

"I spoke to her for a minute. She seemed to be in a very, very good mood,” he said on his KIIS-FM radio show this morning. “She had her sunglasses on. I said, 'Busy day, huh?' She kind of smiled and laughed and said, 'Yeah.' And then I believe I saw her and Tony Romo frolicking."

"Lap dancing?" a co-host asked.

"I mean some would say," Seacrest said.

"She's on his lap," the co-host continued.

"Yeah," Seacrest replied.

Ew! I mean, first of all, who wants a lap dance from that? And second of all, who wants a lap dance from that? I know, I know, she's been "getting her shit together" recently but still, this is not 2001 Britney we're talking about. Besides, if she is "getting her shit together", what is she doing partying it up at Les Deux a couple of hours after her custody hearing? Honestly.

Her rep actually denies this, claiming that Tony is interested in Britney's "cousin" Ali Sims, and that Britney didn't give him a lap dance because he wasn't interested in her. Now that part I believe. I mean, it's Britney, bitch.

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Speaking Of Eating Disorders



Catherine Zeta Jones claims that she doesn't have an eating disorder. Catherine and family, including husband Michael Douglas, were at the Savannah College of Art and Design's 10th Annual Savannah Film Festival where Michael was given a Lifetime Achievement Award, and she spoke to People about the rumors.

"Michael was laughing at me. He told me what [people had] said – that stories say I'm anorexic. Do I look anorexic?" she told PEOPLE Saturday at the Savannah Film Festival. "How could I ever, ever be anorexic?"

No, sweetie, you don't look anorexic. Trust. I've always thought she was one of the most gorgeous and natural looking women around. Hopefully she doesn't fuck up her face when she gets older.

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Amy Still Has Problems With Food



Amy Winehouse's dad has revealed even more about his daughter, this time saying that she still suffers from bulimia. Although she has gotten better, gaining up to 14 lbs since August, she still suffers from the eating disorder. He also says that Amy was never a fan of hard drugs until she got married to Blake, her husband.

I say, baby steps, Mitch, baby steps. She's not going to be cured from an eating disorder she's had for years in a couple of months. And as for her husband, we all know he's a shit, but it's up to her if she wants to get rid of him and change for the better.

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It's Bluebell Madonna!



Geri Halliwell and her daughter Bluebell arrive at LAX in Los Angeles, California. How cute is that little girl! She looks too adorable. And I love the matching hair color with mommy.

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Oh, Oprah



Oprah seems to be in a bit of a pickle. Her school in Africa has come under fire because of an alleged sexual abuse to one of the students by one of the matrons and physical abuse to a couple of the students. She has placed two of the matrons and the school principle on leave.

In a meeting with parents of the students, she tearfully apologized for what was going on at the school.

"I've disappointed you. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry,"

I'm sorry, but no. This is the same Oprah who told the parents to but out of what was going on at the school a couple of months ago, remember that? The parents went to the media to complain about not being able to get in contact with their kids and now she's apologizing to them because they were being abused? I mean, this whole thing has been ridiculous.

Yes, I agree she's done a good thing by opening up that school, but think about it. She's spent hundreds of thousands of dollars on one school for a handful of children when she could have opened up hundreds of schools around Africa to help thousands of students. And then she prohibits the students from having a lot of contact with their parents saying that it's "a boarding school" and now this happens. I know I shouldn't talk because I'm not an Oprah fan, but still.

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Loves It!







Here's even more of Ashley partying it up at Kate Hudson's Halloween party with Marc Jacobs and his main bitch Sean Preston.

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Um, No.



Adrianne Curry dressed up as Alex from A Clockwork Orange for the Playboy Mansion Halloween party. I have to admit she looks hot as hell, but I think dressing up as Alex is sooooo overdone. My ex dressed up as him a couple of years ago and I thought it was cheesy then and weird. I know people dress up as monsters and fictional killers all the time but a fictional rapist? Not my bag.



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Ashley Olsen Does Marie Claire



Here's some shots of Ashley Olsen for Marie Claire magazine. I think they're both hot as hell, but we need some more Uncle Jesse love. Sigh.

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The Stars Come Out For Louis



Christina Ricci, Ali Landry, Dita Von Teese and Cindy Crawford (w/hubby Randy Gerber) all attended the Murakami Exhibition Gala which honored Louis Vuitton's artistic director Marc Jacobs Sunday Night in Hollywood.

Christina Ricci will always have a place in my heart, because I wanted to be Wednesday from The Adams Family.



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I'm Scared





Clowns have always freaked me out and even though I love me some Neil Patrick Harris, he looks fucking creepy as all hell in his killer clown costume for a Halloween. Remember that clown from It? That was the scariest movie ever. Sigh. Jonathan Brandis was in that. He was so dreamy. May he RIP.

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Jonathan Rhys Meyers Does Details



Jonathan Rhys Meyers never really does it for me. I mean, of course I can appreciate the hotness but I wasn't wetting the panties over him in Bend It Like Beckham, like most of my friends. But even I have to admit that he looks pretty hot in this month's issue of Details magazine. Where he talks about Brad Pitt, growing up, and his fears.

“You know why I stay out of the limelight?” he says. “I always think there will be that time that people will find out that I’m crap at what I do. I think they will figure out I’m crap. Doesn’t everybody have that feeling?”

Awe, don't be so hard on yourself there, Jonny. Yeah, you suck in The Tudors, but August Rush looks amazing.



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Good Job



Lindsay Lohan has canceled plans to host the big new years party at LAX in Vegas because she wants to focus on her recovery. Earlier this month it was reported that Lilo would host the party because she was contractually and financially obligated, given the fact she pulled out of hosting a party at the club for her birthday because she needed to go into rehab.

I'm glad she had the sense to pull out of it. She's already pulling a big no-no in recovery by dating someone in recovery, so it's good to see her pull out of partying it up in Vegas for new years. Or maybe her handlers saw the obvious backlash and squashed it. Who knows, really.

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Awe, How Cute



X-Tina and hubby Jordan Bratman were spotted out and about in Hollywood this weekend looking as cute as ever. I'm still not a fan of her red lipstick, it's a bit overdone in my opinion, but I'm over complaining about it. Nothing's going to ever get between her and her red lipstick.

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Banned!



The U.S. will not allow Amy Winehouse to enter the country after she signed a confession when she was arrested for drug possession in Norway.

Mitch, Amy's father and manager, said that she didn't know that she was signing a confession and thought it was just a release form.

Amy now will not be able to finish her promo tour in the U.S.

Good! I love me some Wino but bitch needs to stop and smell the roses, maybe take a vacation. Word on the street is that her show in Zurich was horrible. She was drinking and crying throughout the "performance" and fans even walked out.

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Monday, October 29, 2007

To All The Prego Bitches



Hollywood moms to be or just regular moms to be, I will love you forever if you sport "Dateline Britney" as a Halloween costume.

That is all.

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A'ho, Mateys!



Here's Paris donning one of her many Halloween costumes this past weekend.

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Lookie Who Partied For Halloween...





Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon went to Kate Hudson's Halloween party this weekend to continue their "Tour of Love". I'm still trying to figure out what the hell they were for Halloween. I mean, can't they afford better costumes?

Ooh, lookie who else was there:

Mary-Kate Ashley Olsen


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Esmerelda She Is Not



Who in the fuck does Rumer "ButterHead" Willis think she is? First of all, no to the hair. Hell to the no to the hair. Second of all, put some damn clothes on! This is a kids event! I mean, honestly. Yes, we understand that your body is pretty much the only thing that's hot about you, but we don't need to see it all the damn time. And lastly, if you wanted to go as a character from The Hunchback of Notre Dame, me thinks that the hunchback would be more suitable.

Here's more of Rumer at the Dream Halloween event.

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Speaking Of Halloween...



I'm all about going all out for Halloween, but Teri Hatcher went a wee bit far, in my opinon. Then again, she's always been sort of drag queen-ish, so maybe the costume fits more than I thought.

Here's more of Teri and her daughter at the 2007 Dream Halloween "Under The Big Top" to benefit kids affected with Aids.

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It's Pink Elephant!!!





Pink Elephant made an extra special Halloween appearance in Miami this past weekend at the Kenny Burns 35/40 Birthday Extravaganza Presented by Belvedere.

Star Jones and Al will always be my favorite halloween costumes. But it was better when she was a full grown orca and not just a baby whale.

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A Ho Speaks



Another fly on the wall in the Spears/Federline custody battle has spoken out about the ordeal, and this time it's a ho! Nicole Narian, the coochie featured in the Colin Farrell sex tape, is supposedly dating Kevin Federline and has gone to News of the World for an exclusive interview, where she reveals all.

Not only does she state Britney's a bad mom, but she says that Kevin is afraid she's going to kill herself and the kids.

She claims that Kevin:

* Caught Britney breast-feeding son Jayden, one, while drunk on vodka.
* Fears her wild and erratic behaviour has "damaged" Jayden and two-year-old Sean.
* Warned her to stop leaving the kids alone by the pool and driving them in the car without seatbelts.
* Realised Britney is bisexual after she made a pass at Nicole in a loo (bathroom).

Breast-feeding while drunk? Hell, my mom did that! Joking. My ex's mom told me that she gave up drinking up until her eighth month and said that she couldn't do it anymore and resumed drinking after that. It actually explained a lot about my ex.

Anyways, Nicole also goes on to say that Kevin has told her that he thinks Britney is suicidal.

"She's lost all grasp on reality and is dragging the children through hell. Her mood swings are now so wild that I live in fear of getting a call telling me that she has killed herself.

"I can't allow her to have custody because I seriously believe she could harm our sons. I've shared her life and I know she's capable of anything with pills and a few drinks inside her."

I know this is coming from a) News of the World and b) a ho, but I believe it. It's Britney, bitch.

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The New Yankees?



Have my beloved Yankees been cursed? Ever since we got A-Rod away from signing with the Red Sox, we've sucked. Hard. And then they go and win a world series and then we still suck and now they go and win another one? I mean, what the hell is going on here?

They're "cursed" for decades and all of a sudden this bullshit happens and they win two world series in what, four years? Ugh, I'm done. I blame A-Rod's tranny loving ass. And I meant that literally.

I know, I used to be all about A-Rod and his rod but he's totally killed it for me by SUCKING ASS in the past couple of playoffs.

Ok, I'm done.

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How Many Birthday Parties Is She Having?



Kim Kardashian had another birthday party, this time at Jet nightclub. I'm all about partying but this is a little excessive, nah mean? She just had her last party last week. Sigh. Hey, maybe these chicks'll stop if we tell them they're going to age another year with every additional party they have. I say they're dumb enough to fall for it.

I mean, they did (Paris, Kim) fall for "Of course I'll erase it if we break up."

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Speaking Of Paris



A little porn shop in Toronto got a lot more skanky when Paris Hilton walked in and started yelling and screaming about them selling One Night In Paris. True story.

According to employees at a local adult video store in Toronto, Paris, dressed in a skeleton costume with full on mask, came into the store and started trashing the place because they were selling her porn tape, demanding that posters for the movie be taken down as well. CTV saw the surveillance tape, which the owners of the store are shopping around for at least $50,000.

"You guys can't use my image in a porn store," a woman said to be Hilton was heard saying. "I'm going to call my lawyer and sue the (expletive) out of this place."

A woman is seen in the video tearing down several posters in the store.

"I really want them down because they're mean and this is not right. I'm really serious, this is disgusting," she says.

"And I want the other ones too or I'm calling the (expletive) cops."

The employees said that about a half an hour later, a man came into the store claiming to be her manager and told them that if the information about what happened that day leaked, they were going to be sued for defamation of character. Oops.

What in the hell was she trying to do? I mean, is she seriously going to be going to every porn store in America and throw shit around and steal the tapes? What does she think she is, a Coochie Avenger?

Ugh, if I were the owners of that store I'd just shut that place down and burn it to the ground. Paris brings in the kind of dirty that don't wash clean.

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I Remember When



Adrien Grenier was hot. Sigh. I mean, he's still kind of doable, but not really. I think it's that whole him hanging with Paris deal that really done me in, because he's not all that horrible looking. And I like beards. Oh, how Paris can ruin even the finest cuts of meat.

Here's more of Adrian at a Halloween costume.

P.S. - He totally stuffed.

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Biggest Mis-cast In History



Hayden Panettiere is supposed to play Wendy O. Williams in the biopic about her life. Wendy, for those too young to know, was a member of the group The Plasmatics and one of the biggest badasses on-stage to ever have lived, in my opinion, and earning the name "Queen of Shock Rock.



If this is true, which I doubt it is, this has got to be one of the biggest mistakes in casting EVER. I mean, I'm not even sure Hayden's all that good of an actress, let alone good enough an actress to play Wendy O. Williams. She doesn't have the set of balls to play Wendy. Please, let this not be true. With cherries on top.

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What The...







I love me some Jordan but I do not need to see any more of Katie Price. Yeah, the pictures are hot as hell but this is not the Jordan I fell in love with. What about the Pink, the big hair, the big tits, the everything that makes Jordan Jordan! I mean, if Jordan sticks with this Katie Price image, what will I have to look forward to? What will I dream about and...



Aaaah. Much better.

Anyways, Jordan sat down with the Daily Mail and spoke about wanting more children and about adopting a disabled child.

Katie wants a lot of children.

"Six or seven," she says.

Isn't it a lot of work, having a huge family?

"You've got to have some work in your life," she says.

"I don't regard kids as being a chore. It's more love."

She is also thinking of adopting a disabled child.

"It's not that I want a disabled child," she explains, "it's that I'm not frightened."

It's ok, the nanny will always be there to take care of them when she gets lazy busy. Oooh, remember that story from a couple years back when she took Harvey on a photo shoot and would leave a trail of animal crackers on the floor for him to nibble on and to entertain him? Priceless.

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Sunday, October 28, 2007

Picture Of The Day:



Dennis Rodman sure does love his makeup. But next time he needs to match his foundation better to his skin tone.

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Hey There Pretty Lady



Halle busted out the girls again, this time it was for the premiere of Things We Lost in the Fire at the 2nd annual Rome Film Festival. I love her outfit, I think the dress looks amazing and her chi-chi's look amazing in the dress.

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Lookie Who's Making Out





I think it's kind of hilarious that it's all "Deny, Deny, Deny" up until their movie flopped and now it's a "Tour of Love". That being said I think they're freaking adorable and on top of it all their movie, Rendition was actually really good.

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Yummy, Yummy, Goodness





Here's Ewan McGregor's ad for Davidoff Adventure cologne for men. How freaking hot is he? I mean, seriously. I need to see The Long Way Down ASAP.

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Eu De Dumb Ho



Jessica Simpson will be coming out with her own perfume line. How original! You know Jessica, You should also come out with your own clothing line or maybe how about you star in your own reality show? Now that's something nobody has ever done before, isn't it?

P.S. - Remember Dessert, the cosmetics line that she had a couple of years ago that was supposed to taste good? Not only was that shit nasty but it was pretty expensive, too.

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Who Came Out On Top?



Saw IV claimed the top spot at the box office this weekend, making $32 million in its opening weekend. Dan In Real Life came in second and 30 Days of Night slipped to third place.

I figured Saw IV would come out on top, even though the third one sucked hard. The fourth one was worse, in my opinion.

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My Hero



This is a video of Paris getting bitten by a chihuahua while getting frozen yogurt. That chihuahua is an angel from heaven, trying to rid this world of the disgusting beings. If I was the owner of that little angel, I would feed it all the yogurt its little heart desired. Oracle, take note.

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Back To Black



Guess who went and colored her hair back to its original dark shade! Posh aka Victoria Beckham not only colored her hair back to what it was while she was in the Spice Girls, but she also cut it to the same bob. The Posh Bob is back! And me loves it! If only I could go back to being innocent and 13 again. Sigh. Ok, scratch that innocent part. I haven't been innocent since I was 7, thanks to Gilbert Gottfried and USA's Up All Night.

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Cruella Deville, Ladies and Gentlemen



Sharon Stone showed up to an AmFar event in Rome, which was co-hosted by Fendi, wearing a full fox-fur drape. I'm not big on wearing fur, given animals had to die for fashion, but the dress is hot.

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Still Da Baddest



It's Trina, bitches! Here's what looks like to be the album cover for Trina's new album, Still Da Baddest. She looks fucking gorgeous. And if you want to be in the video for her single Single Again, make a video for the song starring yourself either dancing or make a video concept, upload it to youtube, and send the video link to trinavideocontest@slipnsliderecords.net.

If you do end up making a video, send it to me too, so I can post it here. I might end up making one too. Just for the hell of it.

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Not A Diva



Ryan Gosling has pounced back on rumors that he was fired from the Peter Jackson movie The Lovely Bones. He says that he wasn't fired for being a difficult on set.

"I think, people are making it a far more interesting story than it actually is," he says. "The age of the character versus my real age was always a concern of mine. Peter and I tried to make it work and ultimately it just didn’t. I think the film is much better off with Mark Walhberg in that role. Peter Jackson is an incredible filmmaker and I’m here to tell you that he has things up his sleeve that are going to blow peoples’ minds. I’m going to be the first person in line to buy tickets."

I have to say that I believe him. I mean, Peter Jackson did the same thing for Lord of the Rings, and this is the first time we've heard about Ryan being a "diva". I'm just happy he can lose the fat. It's not attractive.

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