Saturday, November 3, 2007

Skeletore in September:
”Everyone calls about this every month with the hopes that they’ll hit the mark…but no. No.”

Jello in September:
“I don’t mind when people talk about this. I get the interest. I’m not the only [celeb] who gets these rumors. Everyone calls about this every month . . . but, no.”

Source: ONTD Thanks graffix_none!

Here's the cover of Ebony with Michael Jackson on the cover. I'm searching for something nice to say.

Fuck that.

It should've said 25 Shades Lighter. Just sayin' what y'all were thinking.

P.S. - How happy am I that I'm younger than Thriller??!?!?

Friday, November 2, 2007

Awe, this makes me blush. So whoever hates the cheese, skip this post. I want to thank all of the blogs and sites that have linked to mine. I really appreciate the love. I've been doing this for about three months now and have had fun, so it's nice when people give little shout outs, especially from sites that I love myself.
So thank you, to the fabulous Julie Q at the JQ Lounge, Katelin at Gorgeous Footsteps In The Sand, Head on Relief, and M.K. over at Dlisted. I've been reading that site since pretty much its inception, so it's nice to see the props. Love you guys!!!

Also, thanks to Molly at Ashcan Rantings and William Shakespeare for the shoutout. That means a lot, so thank you!

If any of my readers has a blog and wants me to link or has linked to me, please let me know so I can add y'all to my blogroll!

P.S. - The dog is now trying to fuck my t.v. up because there are squirrels all over animal planet, now.

I'm totally all about that Bee Movie. Cartoons warm my heart. Sigh. Plus, Jerry's been working on that ish forever and a half.

P.S. Why am I watching a python eat a gazelle whole on Animal Planet? I blame the dog. She loves that shit. Ever since I made her watch Animal Cops she's been obsessed with the t.v. True story.

I fucking love it! The video is hypnotizing me because I'm totally starting to like the song.


“In evaluating the circumstances of the last few days, A&E has decided to take 'Dog The Bounty Hunter' off the network’s schedule for the foreseeable future,” A&E said in statement, according to Multichannel News. “We hope that Mr. Chapman continues the healing process that he has begun.”


Ricky Margin will be opening the 8th Annual Latin Grammy's this year with a little help from the Blue Man Group. True Story.

I never really got the appeal of the Blue Man Group. Flashing lights and sounds stopped being entertainment for me once I turned three. Just sayin'.

Other performers at the event, which will be held next Thursday, are Andrea Bocelli, Ivy Queen, Jesse & Joy and Shaila Durcal.

Ugh, this year's lineup sounds boring as all hell.


Pete Doherty performed last night at the MTV Awards in Europe. He's actually really good and the plus is that you can understand the words that he's singing. Hey Amy, take note.

God, I love this woman. Posh is #1 in my book, and I'm not even frontin'. This is one more of the pics from the Spice Girls video.

Click the pic for the bigger size.

Spice Girls!

Here are some stills from the Spice Girls video shoot for Headlines. The song sucks but I CANNOT wait for this video. Bitches look fierce as all hell.

Sigh. Takes me back to the warm and fuzzy days of being 12.

Here's the entire call between Dog and his son Tucker. It seems like, from listening to it, that he's made his other son, Leland, break up or stop hanging out with someone as well, though we don't know if it's because of race. It seems to be because the girl was nuts. ::shrugs::

Sweeney Todd!

Entertainment Weekly did a spread on the upcoming Sweeney Todd movie. I can't flipping wait to see this! And hopefully some of you can't wait either, because one of you guys will get to see it free! Stay tuned for details...

Lisa's at it again! Lisa D'Amato has a new song called My Name Is Lisa which is produced by none other than Cisco "My Balls Hang Low" Adler.

It's camp, it's catchy and it's fun, so you know I love it!

Click Play below to listen.

Afernoon Kisses:

More Hills Fakery: Dlisted

Jennifer Garner is a hit on Broadway: Celebitchy

Even in aluminum foil, Kate Winslet looks gorgeous: ICYDK

Liv Tyler smells good. And so can you: INO

The Duffster tries to sex it up for FHM:Hollywood Tuna

Duane "Dog" Chapman's lawyer has come forward to confirm that it was his son, Tucker Chapman, who released the tape and sold it to the National Enquirer. The tape was recorded during an argument the father and son had because Dog wanted his son to break up with his girlfriend of seven months because he didn't want to change his vocabulary for the better and stop using the n-word. He was afraid she would hear him or one of his kids or family members say the word and she would get upset and turn to the National Enquirer.

Instead of his girlfriend turning over the tape, it was Tucker, Dog's own son. Dog's lawyer, Brook Hart, states that Tucker did it out of anger about the situation.

Hell yeah he did it out of anger! I mean, if your parent, who used a derogatory word to refer to a race so frequently that he wanted you to dump your girlfriend because she might get offended or he would disown you, then that would piss me off too.

I love the hypocrisy of the situation. All of this backpedalling by Dog by saying that he has black friends and respect and love for all black people. If he had respect and love for all black people, he wouldn't use the n-word so much that his children frequently use it and want your son to break up with his girlfriend because of her race. He wouldn't use the n-word in reference to black people, period. I hate people that say it's just a word. No, it's not, and if you need reasons as to why it isn't, then you need to go back to school.

Meanwhile, Yum Brands Inc. has pulled advertising from Dog's show, Dog the Bounty Hunter. It's list of advertisers includes Taco Bell, KFC and Pizza Hut. Good. I love me some Taco Bell and I'm glad the company isn't going to tolerate racist remakes like the ones Dog has made.

The picture above was taken from Tucker's MySpace page.

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That can totally go in way too many directions.

David Beckham, Will Smith, Katie Holmes, Meryl Streep, Robert Redford attended the Lions For Lambs premiere in L.A. last night. I love how Katie Holmes is looking lovingly at David Beckham in that one picture (see below). Don't worry, Katie. You should see the way Tom looks at David when you're not there...

Paris Hilton got pissed off and trashed a Toronto porn shop because they were selling One Night In Paris?

Well, here's the video!

I love how she says "It's not right". You know what's not right, Paris? Having to look at your nasty ass. And I meant that literally and figuratively.

Thursday, November 1, 2007

Jordan is seriously letting me down like WOAH! Where's my little Harvey?!?! Oh, the pain. Oh, the shame. Damn her for doing this to me.

Ok, I'm done.

Jordan and (part of) the family posed for a special Halloween spread in Ok! magazine.

Source thanks to reesefanforever at ONTD!

I usually hate that X-Tina wears such heavy makeup, but it's Halloween! She looks great, but doesn't that look uncomfortable? I've never been pregnant but all those fabrics put together look itchy and uncomfortable.

Who Dat Be?

Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal took her kids, Deacon and Ava trick-or-treating last night. I love that he dressed up look a dirty gorilla, but they sooooo should've had matching outfits, a'la Kate Beckinsale and her hubby.

A witness tells Us magazine that:

"They were holding hands and swinging them in the air as they walked around the neighborhood," adds a witness, who says Gyllenhaal often lifted up his gorilla mask to smooch his Rendition co-star. "Reese was laughing at everything Jake was saying."

Hotness! I never knew Jake could be that hilarious. Oh, that's right. I forgot about Bubble Boy. That shit was genious.