Saturday, October 27, 2007

Oh, Alfie



Lily Allen's brother, Alfie, has been cast as the new lead in Equus. Daniel Radcliffe had the role earlier this year in the play. Alfie will be starting his run on January 31st. Alfie has starred in Atonement with Keira Knightley.

First of all, his teefs need major work. Second of all, who needs to see that naked? I know, it's about the art and not about the peen but seriously.

P.S. - My friend saw Equus with DanRad and said that you could totally tell he "chubbed up" for the play because it deflated over the evening.

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A Kardashian XXXMas



Here are the pics for Kim Kardashian's Playboy shoot. Why does her ass not look as big as it normally does. Maybe it is true that it's fake. Or maybe Playboy photoshopped the hell out of it. I'm going with a little of both.

P.S. - That shoot looks like something out of the early nineties.

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A Virgin?



Russel Crow says that while he was filming The Quick and the Dead with Leoanardo DiCaprio, Leo told him that he was a virgin.

"You know, I worked with Leonardo when he was 17 on 'The Quick and the Dead [1995],' " says Crowe. "He was a virgin, and he'd talk about that constantly. So I'm hoping we have some time so he can fill in what's happened in between, maybe show some photos, because I'm sure life's different now."

I call bullshit. Why? Because Leonardo dated Juliette Lewis when he was filming What's Eating Gilbert Grape?, which he filmed before The Quick and the Dead, and everyone knows that she's a ho, Ew, now that I think about it, what if she took his virginity? Oh dear god.

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Friday, October 26, 2007

Orlando Safe



Orlando Bloom will not face hit and run charges from the accident he had earlier this month. It was earlier reported that he was being investigated by the LAPD after they viewed videos of Orlando walking away from the scene and the evidence was turned into the D.A. But the D.A. has decided not to prosecute given lack of evidence and because Orlando was not intoxicated during the accident. He was actually trying to get away from the paparazzi, which is what caused the accident.

And a source close to Orlando actually tells me exclusively that Orlando was also trying to get the paparazzi away from his friends, who were injured in the accident, seeing as he or they didn't want their picture taken in that state.

I'm glad this is over. It was kind of a bullshit case, in my opinion.

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Dear God! My EYES!!!!







Chris Crocker pulls a Britney pulling a Paris. I've seen Chris's Crocker before, but this is just so wrong, especially since he's in that outfit. If you want to permanantly scar your eyes, click the pics for the uncensored version.

P.S. - I got tired of the pussy so I replaced it with a cock. Happy?

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Enough Already!



I'm so sick and tired of hearing the back and forth between Noelia, her ex and sex tape partner Yamil, her mother Yolandita Monge and Yolandita's husband, Topy Mamery. I know I guess I'm contributing to it by spreading the gossip and giving them more publicity, but whatever.

Topy is now suing Noelia and her new manager/producer boyfriend Jorge Reynoso for defamation because of Noelia's claims that Topy sexually abused her.

And now Yamil is upset and claims is willing to work with the FBI because he hasn't recieved any money for the sex tape. Uh, doesn't the FBI have more important things to do than try and get a dirtbag money? Seriously.

That whole family is fucked up and they need to stay away from each other and stop talking about each other to the press asap. Basta, ya!

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What, No Perfume?



The Kardashian sisters are going to be designing a clothing line. Seriously.

"It's definitely going to happen but we're just meeting with manufacturers at the minute so it's still in the early stages," she said last night.

"We want to start with jeans. Like a denim line. And then we want to do some really cute dresses and stuff that we would wear."

Kim already owns a boutique in LA which specialises in designer labels: "Pretty much my whole wardrobe is from there. My life and my world is fashion," she told us.

That's funny, I thought her life and world was getting naked for playboy and having sex on camera? Because that's why the world knows who she is.

That being said I can't wait to rock that shit out.

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So It Was A Girl



There's been a lot of back and forth about what Isla Fisher has given birth to. At first an Australian newspaper said that she gave birth to a girl, but then over here in the states they said she gave birth to a boy.

Now Ok! Magazine is reporting that a rep for the couple has issued a statement that Isla gave birth to a girl who they named Olive.

"They had a beautiful healthy baby girl. Mother and daughter are doing great," a rep for the couple said.

Olive is a cute name, I think. Congrats! Again!

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My Sister's Keeper Casting News



The Fanning sisters, Dakota and Elle, have been cast in Cameron Diaz's new movie, My Sister's Keeper. The story is based on the book of the same name which is about a girl, played by Elle, who sues her parents for emancipation after she finds out she's been conceived as a genetic match for her sister, to help prolong her life because her sister, who will be played by Dakota, is dying of cancer. Cameron Diaz will play their mother.

The book was good but it was a bit depressing for me. I'm not going to spoil it for y'all but still. Don't read it unless you're on serious uppers.

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Twins For X-Tina?



The New York Daily News is reporting that X-Tina might be expecting twins. !!!!! That means they can go on play dates with Jello's twins!

Honestly, I don't think she's going to be having twins; she doesn't seem all that big for twins and she's what, five months pregnant? Then again, I'm no expert.

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What Are You Watching This Weekend?







To be honest, I'm not interested in seeing any of the movies coming out this weekend. Maybe Saw IV, but the last one was too gory for me and wasn't all that great, in my opinion. And even though I love Steve Carell, Dan In Real Life looks a bit boring.

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Guess The Ass Revealed:



Gen was right! It's Hayden Panettiere! Although I don't have a prize for you this time, there's going to be one for the next Guess The Ass! Good luck, you guys!

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She's Still A Bitch



Natalie Portman's publicist has shot back at claims that Nat-Nat stated she regreted the nude scene she did in Hotel Chevalier. It was previously reported that Nat-Nat wrote about her regrets in an essay for Parade magazine.

She says, "I'm really sorry I didn't listen to my intuition. From now on, I'm going to trust my gut more. Sometimes the most powerful thing you can do is say no."

Her publicist, Kelly Bush, states that she didn't specifically talk about Hotel Chevalier, that she was actually talking about a torture scene in Goya's Ghosts, in which a body double was used.

"We say that Portman regrets doing a nude scene in the movie Hotel Chevalier. This is wrong. When Portman writes about this in Parade, she does not mention a specific movie title. She tells us she was referring to a torture scene with a body double in Goya's Ghosts, which was taken out of context and leaked onto the Internet. Portman is very happy with Hotel Chevalier and proud of her work in the film."

Whatever, she can regret whatever she wants but she's still a bitch. Maybe she was pissed that I was at the premiere party for Paris, je t'aime and she knew I blew her ex (we're just friends, he got me in and it was a long time ago, whatever) but that still doesn't excuse her bitchy behavior to everyone else at that party. Just sayin'. Emily Mortimer was nice.

That being said just because she's a bitch on the personal front doesn't mean that I don't think she's doing amazing things with her fame. Not only is she shedding light to many issues around the world that need our help but she's a better role model for kids than Paris, Jessica and especially Brit-tit.





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Natural Beauty



The ever so classy and stunningly gorgeous Jordan aka Katie Price hocked her new hair product line. I'm not sure why anybody would want to buy a Jordan aka Katie Price curling iron but whatevs. Maybe use it as a butt plug? ::shrugs::

That being said if any of you fuckers give me a Jordan aka Katie Price flat iron or curling iron for Christmas, I will love you forever.

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What In The Hell Happened To Her Face?



There was a time where Renee Zellweger was kind of cute. Now, not so much. She's starting to look like Nicole Kidman's twin and that's not a good thing. Botox is not your friend, Renee.

Here's more of Renee at the Bee Movie premiere, which also stars Jerry Seinfeld, Chris Rock and Matthew Broderick. I love cartoon movies so I can't wait to see this one. Plus, Jerry's been working on it for years, it seems.

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Thursday, October 25, 2007

Daddy Yankee Video



Usually I don't like his songs because he's an egomaniac (I can't seperate things) but I love this video for his song Ella Me Levanto. Plus he shot it in the Dominican Republic.

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Love It Or I'll Sue



This story is all kinds of brilliant. Rolf Eden, an aging German playboy, is suing a former 19-year old date because she didn't sleep with him. Seriously!

Rolf wined and dined her all night and when things were about to heat up back at his place, she refused to sleep with him because he was too old.

Well, Rolf is suing for age discrimination. How fucking insane is that?

I'm sorry but I wouldn't mind getting sued for refusing to suck old peen. There's nothing worse than a soggy cock in your mouth, seriously. And then when they pop the viagra it won't go down so you're stuck with old, hard, peen chasing you around the bedroom. Trust me, I speak from personal experience. ::shudders::

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I Smell More Celebrity Perfumes



La Chica Dorada, Paulina Rubio is going to be releasing her own perfume. I dont' get the whole celebrity perfume line. I'm not going to buy a $75 bottle of perfume because some celeb is hocking it. I'll stick with my Ralph by Ralph Lauren, thank you.

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Something In The Water



Another Lost actor is being accused of a DUI. Daniel Dae Kim, who plays Jin-Soo Kwan on the show, was arrested early this morning in Honolulu. The actor hasn't released a statement or spoken to the media as of yet.

What in the hell is wrong with these people on Lost? Is the plot so confusing that they have to get drunk in order to get through their lines? I mean, you don't see the cast of Heroes driving around intoxicated. Maybe they should just feel each other up all the time like the Heroes peeps do.

He's so gonna get killed off. I can smell the axe being brought out as I type.

P.S. - He's so hot.

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Blake Saved Her Life? Seriously?



Amy Winehouse said that she thought she was going to die after her overdose in August. In an interview with Stern Magazine, Amy talks about how her husband saved her life.

"I really thought I was on the way out. My husband Blake saved my life, brought me into the hospital.

"Often I don't know what I do. Then the next day the memory returns. And then I am engulfed in shame."

Um, sweets, shouldn't he have stopped you before you OD'd I don't know, maybe say something about not taking so many drugs or how about this, why doesn't he tell you to stop drugs altogether? Just a thought.

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Angels And Demons Is A Go!



The better of Dan Brown's books will be coming to a theater near you! Angels & Demons, the first book in the Dan Brown series will begin shooting in Europe next February. The movie will bring back Tom Hanks as Robert Langdon and Ron Howard as director.

No word on who will be playing Vittoria. They neeeed to get Monica Bellucci for this. Seriously.

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Antonio Puerta's Son Born



Spanish football (soccer) star Antonio Puerta's son, named Aitor Antonio Puerta, was born on this past Monday. Antonio died earlier this year of a sudden heart attack.

The member's of Antonio's team have already visited the baby. His jersey number, 16, on the Sevilla FC team has been retired on the condition that if his son where to ever play football, he would be the only one to wear it.

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Oh, So That's Why



A week or so ago I posted a story about David Copperfield's storage being raided and the FBI finding $2 million in cash. I asked why would someone have $2 million in cash, right?

Well, the reason he had that much cash in cash was because he was going to pay off his rape victim, according to The National Enquirer (I know, but it makes sense).

A source tells The National Enquirer that David invited the victim to a party on his private compound in the Bahamas, but when she arrived it was just the two of them and that's when he raped. her.

"She got nervous and wanted to go home right away, but David convinced her to stay, saying she could leave the next day if she really wanted to," the friend claims.

That night, Copperfield forced himself on the woman, holding her arms "down on the bed, leaving her with terrible bruises," the friend charges.

"She told me she fought back," the friend says. "But she said that just seemed to turn him on more.

"After Copperfield had finished with her and left to clean off, the young woman had the presence of mind to use her cell phone to take photos of the crime scene," according to the tab. "In order to preserve physical evidence, she says she didn't shower. The next day, she went back home to Seattle, where her mother met her at the airport."

"They drove straight to the Harborview Medical Center, where medical personnel performed a 'rape kit' on her," the friend told The Enquirer.

If he did do that then he should go to jail and see how it feels on the other side of the fence. Too bad they probably won't put him in general population.

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The End Of An Era



There might be another reason why Ellen Degeneres got so emotional last week other than Iggy the puppy. Ellen and Portia De Rossi's relationship might be on the brink of extinction, says a source at Star Magazine.

“Ellen would never have broken down like that on TV if things were right in her home life,” one source tells Star.

Portia has been telling Ellen she’s very unhappy at home,” says a second source….”When it comes down to it, she wants to be with someone younger ad hotter. She wants out, but Ellen has been begging her to stay. Portia is really everything in this world to her.”

I call bullshit on her wanting someone younger and hotter. I mean, that might be true but why the hell would she tell someone that. But this does explain the constant tears over a dog when she's given away many puppies in the past.

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New Alejandro Fernandez Video



Here's the new video for Alejandro Fernandez with Ana de la Reguera for his song No Se Me Hace Facil. I'm not really into the song, but the video is hot. And he's hot, so there ya go.

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Love In The Time Of Cholera





I had to read this book in school (I know) so I can't wait to see this movie. Plus, I'm one of the few who think Javier Bardem is hot as all hell.

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That's Kind Of Cheap



In Touch Weekly is reporting that Milo Ventimiglia gave his supposed girlfriend Hayden Panettiere an 18 karat gold ring for her 18th birthday. They also say that he had it inscribed with "Sweet like Hayden". The ring is supposedly from Tiffany's and cost a whopping $1,950. Did you note the sarcasm there? I call bullshit all over this story. First of all, if he did get her a ring and he is her boyfriend, why is he getting her a ring that's inscribed "Sweet Like Hayden" and not "You Give Great Head" or "Spanking Was Fun, Let's Try It Again"? Or maybe a traditional "I Love You". I just refuse to believe someone as hot as Milo can be that corny. And second of all, a gold ring? How very 1991 of him. I know, personal taste and all but still. Ew. Even from Tiffany's it's still a gold ring.

So I put my reporting skills to use and went to Tiffany's website and searched for gold rings in that price range and here's what I came up with. Again, even if this story is real there's a huge possibility of him selecting something that isn't on their website or having them custom something for him.





They're both tacky as hell (in my opinion). The diamond one is cuter so I'm going with that one, but still. It's gold. Ew.

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Amy Winehouse Promises To Quit Drinking



At least before shows. Amy, who is famous for getting really drunk before shows and skipping out has vowed to quit drinking before she has to sing. A source tells The Sun that Amy's dad was worried, especially after being caught with weed last week, so she's promised him that she won't start drinking until after the show has ended.

“This tour started pretty much as the last one ended.Berlin was a difficult time for everyone and we thought it was going to turn into another tour full of drunken and missed shows.

“But she’s now said that she will not drink before her gigs for the rest of the tour.

“She stuck to it in Amsterdam, amazingly, and gave her best show of the tour yet. Everyone just hopes she keeps it up.”

Yeah, how long until she cracks on that promise. I love me some Winehouse but she's as fucked up as fucked up gets. But she's got talent so hopefully she gets her shit together.

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They Better Not Kill The Dog



Here are the official trailers for Will Smith's new movie I Am Legend. I've never really been a fan of his, but this movie looks AMAZING! First of all, I love me some scary movies. Second of all, there's a dog so you know I'm on it. Third of all, haven't you ever wondered what your life would be like if you were one of the or the last person on earth? I have.



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Wednesday, October 24, 2007

ANTM Episode 6 Pics



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Theme: Recycling

Ambreal - Newspapers


Bianca - Oil


Chantal - Shredded Paper


Ebony - Bubble Wrap


Heather - Aluminum Cans


Jenah - Cardboard


Lisa - Plastic Bottles


Saleisha - Car Parts


Sarah - Garbage Bags

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My Inner Tween's Dreams Come True!





Not only are Aqua getting together for a Greatest Hits CD and a European tour, but Ace of Base are getting together to tour. Aaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!

Here I leave you with We Belong To The Sea by Aqua:



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TomKat Do Lions For Lambs



Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes attend the Lions For Lambs premiere in Berlin. I usually don't get the big fuss with Katie Holmes but homegirl looks amazing here. Love the makeup, love the hair, the dress is hot and don't get me started on the shoes. Gorgeous!

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Reunited And It Feels So Good



Brit-tit and KFed had their first co-parenting session earlier today and according to TMZ, Britney was not pleased. She was seen crying in the bathroom. This is the third time the two have been together since their divorce.

How have they only seen each other three times, haven't they had all those court dates. Oh, that's right. Britney doesn't show up to those. Sigh.

The two are taking court mandated co-parenting classes to teach them how to be good better parents even though they are divorced.

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Dog The Bounty Hunter And Crew In Vogue



Dog and the gang (Beth, Tim, Leland, Duane Lee and Baby Lyssa) hang out with model Daria Werbowy for a photoshoot in the new issue of Vogue Paris.

P.S. - I used to have the biggest crush on Leland.

P.P.S. - Giggles at Baby Lyssa trying to be fierce.





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Who Got Eliminated From ANTM This Week...







Can y'all believe she quit!?!?!?!?

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BOOBIES!!!



Now that Salma is no longer pregnant and the chi-chi's will probably deflate, I was starting to lose my interest in boobs (don't ask). But here comes Halle to restore my appreciation in the fat bags we women call breasts. Woohooo!!!

Halle brought out the girls for the premiere of Things We Lost In The Fire in London.

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Eighth Harry Potter Book?!?!?



J.K. Rowling says she might not be finished writing Harry Potter books and might want to write a prequel in the future. !!!!!!! She says that the thing that she's afraid of is ruining the series, kind of like how George Lucas ruined the Star Wars series with his prequels.

"Is that (a prequel) not a little bit Star Wars Episode I? I'm not going to say 'never' because 'never' in my life acts as a red rag to bull and I've immediately wanted to do whatever it is I said never to."
A prequel would be cool but I kind of want to see what happens after the final book, how the families cope with the deaths, how Hogwarts gets rebuilt, etc. That epilogue was shit.

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Has-Been Couple Alert



Constantine Maroulis and Debbie Deborah Gibson are rumored to be dating, says Us Weekly. The two started dating after they met at the Grease revival in August.

Oh, god, please don't breed. I didn't watch American Idol when he was on but I watched some of the clips on YouTube and would get completely grossed out when he would stare into the camera.

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Elephant Dick



Heidi Klum fell in love with Seal because he has a huge cock. True story. Heidi was on Oprah and talked about how she met him in a hotel and saw him in bicycle shorts and was bedazzled by the package.

"I met him in a hotel lobby in New York City and he came in just from the gym and I was sitting there and I was, like, wow. And I pretty much saw everything. The whole package."

Brilliant. Something I totally didn't want to know. Heidi and Seal will also be seen possibly singing together at the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show which will be airing December 4th at 10:00 p.m. on CBS. A source tells Us magazine that there's a good chance they're going to perform Wedding Day, their duet on Seal's upcoming album.

"Heidi may do a duet with Seal. She has a great voice and they sing at home all the time. It's looking like it's going to happen."

Yeah, no. Ugh, please don't let this turn into Fair Game.

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Where's Sebastian?



The Little Mermaid has hit Broadway and I love it! I'm one of those girls who used to pretend I was a mermaid in the bathtub and watch TLM over and over again. Sigh. Childhood was fun.

P.S. - King Triton is hot...

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Pass On The Champs



Lindsay Lohan, who has recently gotten out of rehab, is going to be hosting a New Year's Eve party at LAX in Vegas.

So, not only is she dating someone in recovery, but she's dating someone who is also in recovery and surrounding herself with people who will be drinking in a nightclub two months after getting out of rehab? I smell a relapse....

Then again, you can't really blame Lindsay (for this one). Lindsay was supposed to be hosting a huge party for her July 2nd birthday but because of her legal problems she instead headed off to rehab in Utah. Since LAX nightclub had already payed Lindsay, she either had to give the money back or host another event and she reportedly can't give the money back because she doesn't have it so she had to host an event.

Hopefully Lilo will behave herself, for the sake of her career.

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Harold And Kumar 2!





P.S. - Eurotrip did not suck!

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Speaking of Brit-tit..



I got a chance to listen to Britney's entire Blackout CD and I have to say that my ears aren't bleeding, but they don't feel good either.

Blackout is the typical Britney song X12. She gets more and more into the electro/pop genre but not in the good way that I love (ie Belanova, Shiny Toy Guns, etc.). It's not horrible but there's nothing good about it and after four songs it just becomes monotonous. Gimme More her "comeback" single happens to be one of the better tracks on the album so it's no surprise they chose to release that one first, but nothing original follows. I feel like I'm listening to different versions of the same song so I'd have to give Blackout two lipstick kisses. And that's only because it is dance music, which I'm partial to.



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More Of Reese And Jake In Rome



I'm not entirely sold on the idea of them "Pulling An Eva" but maybe that's because I'm biased toward Reese because I love her. Not in the biblical sense, though.

Reese and Jake continue their little tour of love in Rome, where they came out (heehee) to see the sights. Sigh. Rome is one of the most romantical places in the world.



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Oh Hell No



Brit-tit Spears is reportedly going to appear on Sesame Street to perform a duet of her song Toxic with Oscar the Grouch. Bitch needs to stay as far away from Sesame Street as she can! I mean, seriously, what kind of role model do they think she is? Yeah for the whippit lovin' crowd. I mean honestly, who came up with this brilliant idea? Bitch needs to get smacked. Hard.

P.S. - Oscar the Grouch was always my favorite muppet. Or Sesame Street Resident. Whatevs.

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Disturbing Ana Nicole Video



Remember that one video that showed ANS with clown makeup and completely drugged up while she was pregnant? Howard K. Stern came out and said that the video was edited to look like she was on drugs. But the entire video has been released and it shows Howard recording a clearly drugged up Anna who is playing with a 9 year old girl and believes that a doll is her baby and she's not pregnant, that her belly is just gas.

I've never been one to say someone should rot in hell but HKS definitely deserves to.

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Guess The Bump: Revealed



It's Jello! I have to admit that I've hated her clothes recently but that's a cute outfit.

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Maroon 5 Show



So I went to the Maroon 5 concert in Orlando yesterday and I have to say it was pretty amazing. Sigh.

Now I've got to sit here and listen to a pre-release of Britney Spears and Backstreet Boys for a review. Shoot me in the head, someone, please. More about them later.

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Tuesday, October 23, 2007

I Thought Fat People Were Supposed To Be Jolly?



Ryan Gosling was reportedly fired by Peter Jackson from The Lovely Bones for not only being too heavy, says the New York Post, but because he was a diva on-set.

"Peter couldn't stand Ryan," said one source.

"Ryan cut his own hair, and was fighting with wardrobe. He was so demanding . . . Peter booted him two days before filming started."

Who knows if this is true or not but one amazing thing has come from all of this. He's finally going to get back into shape and lose the beard! Woohooo!

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Bitch, What?!



Bitch don't play, y'all better recognize. Foxy Brown has been sent to solitary confinement while imprisoned at Rose M. Singer facility in Riker's Island for 76 days! That's like two and a half months! She committed three violations, the first was for getting into a fight with someone at the prison, the second was for talking back to a guard and the third was for refusing to take a drug test. Foxy also refused to get on the bus last week for a hearing with her judge because her hair and nails weren't done. God I love her.

Somebody needs to get this shit on T.V. Seriously. I mean, if they can get cameras into jail for MTV's True Life then they need to get Foxy her own reality show, stat.

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Grrrrr. Arg.



Wolverine is set for a May 1, 2009 release, according to 20th Century Fox. I can't wait for this movie. I was super disapointed in X3, so this better be good. But I blame Brian Singer for that, being that he left to direct the shit-tastic Superman Returns. Ugh, that movie was awful.

P.S. - How hot was Woverine aka Hugh Jackman in the first XMen movie, when he's fighting in that cage. Yummy.

P.P.S. - He of course isn't as hot as that sexy little beast pictured above. Midget Mac has made me a fan of the little people. Or whatever they want to call themselves.

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It's Britney, Bitch



Brit-Brit Spears hasn't been very cooperative with the judge's orders in regards to the custody of her children. She gives them the wrong numbers, doesn't take drug tests and has basically ignored the parenting coach who has been trying to help her with the kids. The parentinc coach says that Britney ignores the kids and her often and spends her time changing clothes or talking on the phone.

Does she not understand that her kids will be taken away from her? I mean, honestly. A sane person who wanted custody of her kids would do whatever the fuck the judge said and would at least try to pretend to be the best mother on the planet in front of the parenting coach. Instead Britney doesn't seem to want anything to do with the coach or her kids.

Me thinks this is what she wants. Publicity and no more kids. Who knows, really, but her actions aren't necessarily speaking very highly of her.

P.S. - Doesn't she look kind of cute in that picture? Minus the nails, of course.

P.P.S. - I totally have that color on right now. Shock me, shock me, shock me!

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Picture Of The Day:



This is a wedding cake. Seriously. A lifesize wedding cake of the bride. Check out more pics at the source!

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Duh News Of The Day



Jake and Reese are a couple! Shocking! Yawn. What's actually news in this is that they're making their union public, after months of denying it and trying to hide their romance.

I think they make a good couple, if those Jake/gay rumors aren't true, that is. I don't think they're true, but I do think he's been really experimental in the sex department. I dated a bi guy who was a gay in denial. Sigh. He had serious issues, though.

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Slowest News Day Ever



In the history of slow news days this is by far the slowest and since it always puts a smile on my face, I bring you the Shakira Hips Don't Lie fan video. It's hella old but will always make me laugh. Especially at the guy on the roof shaking it better than all those other girls in the video.

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Latinas Galore!





I should be wearing my Latinas Do It Better tee for this topic. Jessica Alba and Dania Ramirez attended Spike TV’s Scream Fest 2007 at the Greek Theater in Los Angeles this past friday. Even though I generally can't stand Jessica, I give props when it's due and she usually looks amazing. Dania is becoming my favorite person ever! At least for the past couple of months. Not only is she awesome on Heroes but she always looks amazing.

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David Comes Out On Top



David Beckham has been named AskMen.com's Manliest Man of the Year. Really? Seriously? My gay dog happens to be manlier and he's currently rocking a Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz costume for early Halloween. Shut up, he loves his clothes.

I love me some Beckham, but he has the voice of a ten year old girl, and that's being nice. He's the kind of dude you'd have to gag to fuck, nah mean?

Here's the top ten:

1. David Beckham
2. Matt Damon
3. Timbaland
4. Roger Federer
5. Justin Timberlake
6. Daniel Craig
7. Steve Jobs
8. George Clooney
9. Lewis Hamilton
10. Christian Bale

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I'll Pass



The new Spice Girls song has been released and as a huge fan, I have to admit that this song is boring as hell. I understand ballads (Goodbye is my fave) but this isn't really a ballad, it's just boring. Who knew the Spice Girls could be so bland. You know you loved that joke, just let it sit for a second.

Check out the song, Headlines, by clicking Play below.

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Monday, October 22, 2007

27 Year Old Ass!



Kim Kardashian and her ass celebrated her 27th birthday at Les Deux on Sunday. I have to admit that she doesn't look 27, then again her ass looks thirty so I guess it evens out.

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Upgrade Or Downgrade?



Ryan Gosling has dropped out of The Lovely Bones, the movie based on the very popular book that is currently being directed by Peter Jackson. He reportedly dropped out, a day before shooting was supposed to begin, due to creative differences. Ryan had gained twenty-pounds and grew a beard in order to play Jack Salmon, the father of a girl who has been murdered. Mark Wahlberg has been brought in to replace him.

I always thought Ryan was a little too young to play Jack, so I'm going to give this an upgrade, even though looks wise they're both hot as hell.

This is the second time Peter Jackson has had to recast last minute, the first time was when he cast Stuart Townsend to play Aragorn in the Lord of the Rings trilogy, which he replaced with Viggo Mortenson

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Over!



Kate Hudson and Chris Robinson have finally signed off on divorce papers after Chris filed last year amidst rumors that Kate was dating Owen Wilson. The couple were married for almost six years and have a son, Ryder, who is almost four years old.

It took them long enough. People have gotten married and divorced in the time it took them to sign divorce papers. Kate has already broken up with both Owen Wilson and Dax Shepard.

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I'm Cool With That



Hottie James McAvoy is rumored to be starring as Kurt Cobain in his biopic, which is being produced by Courtney Love. James has starred in Atonement and The Chrnoicles of Narnia.

I never thought Kurt Cobain was hot so this is an upgrade, even though Ewan McGregor would've been my choice to star.

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Crocodile Tears?



All last week Ellen Degeneres has been crying about a puppy. She adopted a puppy from an agency in L.A. but the problem was that the puppy wasn't getting along with her cats. So she gave the puppy to her hairdresser. Well, the agency wasn't having it and busted in to the house to get the puppy back. She called the po-po and all, y'all!

When Ellen found out she cried up a storm, making videos on TMZ and crying a river on her television show. But according to Howard Stern and Kerri Randles, Ellen has done this before. She adopts these puppies and then doesn't want them anymore so she just gives them away. Ellen adopted a puppy from Kerri two years ago, but was shocked to find out that she'd given it away less than two months after she got it.

"She may have had it for much less time than that. I only say two months because that's when I called to check on the dog and found out she no longer had it," Randles said. "I was totally shocked. I thought she was out of her mind."

Awe, who knew Ellen could be so fickle? I feel bad for the family who lost the dog because in the end it wasn't their fault, it was Ellen's. And bitch needs to stop adopting puppies, seriously. I can't even imagine how hard it would be to just give a dog away. Then again, if it's true that she's done it a lot before, then she's probably used to it. Further proof Ellen's a kitty-kat person.

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Who Wears More Makeup?



X-Tina went to Disneyland to visit with Minnie and get makeup tips from her. How many hours a night do you think she spends wiping that stuff off? Sweetie, you're gorgeous without all that makeup, you don't need it. Leave it for those who do like Minnie. Or Paris.

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A Ton Of Rocks?



Sadly, Mandy Lynn is no longer on America's Most Smartest Model. After refusing to eat a chocolate cake because she has a small tummy and then coloring her hair brown, she didn't want to change herself any more than she already had and came out to judging in the skimpiest top and skirt, which basically got her eliminated.

Don't worry, Mandy Lynn! I'll still love you!

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Oh Jesus Christ



Jordan plans on renewing her vows to her husband, Peter Andre next year because she suffered from post-partem depression during her first wedding to Peter.

"I want to renew my wedding vows next year. We want it to be as big as the wedding. Last time, I was suffering from post-natal depression. I was so sad, I didn't even go round tables and say hello to everyone.

"I was really low. I look back and I know that I was really ill then. I'm in a brilliant place now, though. So this time, I'm going to make it feel like a proper wedding and I'll take on Pete's surname."

I don't even have to ask because I know that mess is going to be televised.

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Who Came Out On Top?



30 Days of Night scored the top spot at the box office this weekend in it's first week, being one of only two premieres that came in the top five, the other being Gone Baby Gone, the Ben Affleck directed, Cassie Affleck starring movie that came in fifth place.

I went to go see 30 Days of Night and loved it. It wasn't as scary as I thought it was going to be, which is good because after moving out on my own I've been the biggest pussy when it comes to scary movies. It's like I'm regressing or something. Ugh, getting old sucks.

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Kid Rock Arrested



Kid Rock was arrested in Atlanta, Georgia for getting into a fight at the waffle house. Apparently one of the girls that was with him knew someone in the restaurant and they got into an argument which lead them to getting into a fight.

Waffle House? Can you believe I've lived in the "south" for a couple years and still not been to a Waffle House ever in my entire life? Cracker Barrel is the shit, though.

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Rock And Republic Party



The Stars (and not) came out for the Rock and Republic Party at the Chateau Marmont. I love how the Chateau Marmont allows Paris and and Lindsay to stay as long as they want but have banned Britney. What does that say about Brit-tit.

Those who attended: Chris Masterson, Christina Millian, Juliette Marquis, Paris Hilton and Rosario Dawson.



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Wait, Who's Not Pregnant?



Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony performed their El Concierto concert in California this past weekend. I'm guessing, like everyone else, that she's pulling an X-Tina and not announcing her pregnancy at all.

P.S. - That ass is going to explode...

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Brit-tit Got The Kids Back!



Britney Spears has regained visitation rights of S.P.F. and J.J. after losing visitation last week. She was seen Saturday driving around with the kids. She still doesn't have custody of them, even though, according to People Magazine, she has started to comply with the Judge's decisions in her case.

Both Britney and Kevin are required to appear in court on the 26th of this month to further assess custody. I'm glad she finally seems to be getting her life together, but what in the hell did she do to her lips? Silicone or Collagen?

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Heather's Got A Deviant Art Page...



Heather from ANTM has a profile on Deviant Art where she put up some of her pictures and art. Check them out, after the jump!

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Sunday, October 21, 2007

Hermione!



Emma Watson attended the UK Kid's Choice Awards where she was voted best actress. Her outfit is totally cute, too. I love those boots. How many of you are excited to see her in something other than Harry Potter?

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Sorry Y'all!



I went on a little bit of an unexpected Nutella vacation this weekend and wasn't able to post. But the cavation has come to an end. On with the gossip!

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