Lipstick Bitches: 01 June 2008

Friday, June 6, 2008

What Are You Seeing This Weekend?

I really want to see Kung Fu Panda. I'm not a Jack Black fan, but it looks really cute.

SamRo's Gonna Be Pissed

Brandon Brown, Bobby's son, is claiming that he banged Lindsay Lohan in a bathroom. Let the fun begin!

“Me and Lindsay got really, really close. She followed me to the bathroom during a private party, and, well, we basically got together. I think she knew who I was when she first saw me. We were just staring at each other and she walked by. I walked into the bathroom and she followed me in.”

Hey Brandon. It's "Lindsay and I". Asshole. He should have taken a page from Ray J's book and videotaped it so he could sell it.

Here's more of Lindsay with her ~~life partner~~ BFF, Samantha Ronson.

PS - I really, really love LiLo's entire outfit. I need to buy those jeans. And don't get me started on those shoes.

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Song Of The Day:

Lovefool by The Cardigans. The song can be found on their album, First Band On The Moon.

Reese Got A Haircut

I like it. I always thought she looked better with short hair.

Here's more of Reese Witherspoon out and about in Brentwood yesterday.

Quote Of The Day:

"I’m the worst wife in the cooking department. I always thought you can’t be good at food and sex, but you can always order the food in. I’d rather he didn’t order in the sex.”

-Kate Beckinsale

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Lookie Who

It's Becki Newton! Ugh, I love this bitch so much. She's so fierce. And has great style. Becki attended the "Capture the Night" photography exhibition in Los Angeles yesterday. I can't wait for Ugly Betty to come back.

New Brit-Tit Single

Britney Spears will be releasing Radar as the new single from her album Blackout. I like the song. It's not as hot shit as Hot As Ice, but it's better than the rest of the other songs on her album, to be honest. She's also said to be shooting the video for the song in England. Do you think it'll be the return of her british accent? God I hope so, that shit was hilarious.

Check it out by clicking Play below.

Besitos Por La Mañana

The most amazing dress ever: Maveri_ck<3

What do you want?: SICK.

Great orange lipstick: Clumps of Mascara

More Coco love: WB Jewelry

Mega chichi's!!!!: The New Jack

Thursday, June 5, 2008

Besitos Por La Tarde

$3 Mil? You've got to be kidding me: ASL

Timberdouche doesn't get his way: Mollygood

Slater's single again: Dlisted

Nicole might be depressed: Celebslam

Paris might be pregnant: Celebitchy

Picture Of The Day:

GET THOSE KIDS AWAY FROM THEM!!!!!

W Teaser Poster

Here's the teaser poster for Oliver Stone's new biopic on George W. Bush. I laughed my ass off while reading W's quotes to my boyfriend. Good times.

Song Of The Day:

A Beautiful Mess by Jason Mraz. The song can be found on his album, We Sing, We Dance, We Steal Things .

Coco!!!

I knew I was missing something in my life these past few weeks, and now I know what it is. Coco-T!!! Oh, how I've missed you guys. By "you guys" I obviously mean her breasts.

Here's Coco and her pimp Ice-T out and about in Hollywood before (or after) attending the “Two Turntables And A Microphone” event.

Why?

Girls Gone Wild Magazine is celebrating their second issue. Why not just celebrate the first and see if you make the whole year, and then celebrate then? Or maybe it's because they're counting their chickens and taking it one issue at a time. Woohoo, we made it to number 2! Whatevs.

Heidi Montag was in attendance to help celebrate. Figures she'd show up. I'm surprised her douchebag boyfriend wasn't stuck to her side.

Lookie who else showed up:

Bai Ling!
Crazy bitch is crazy fierce, don't hate.

Whatever

Jake Gyllenhaal has been voted the #1 gay icon in the world. Being a neither gay or male, I'm cool with that. He's got dreamy eyes. But he has nothing on Gale Harold, who placed at #6. Sigh. Brian Kinney is so dreamy.

I've totally been re-watching QAF on DVD with J. We totally watched a couple of episodes from the second season last night then made the idiotic decision to mix vodka, raspberry jelly (as in for pb&j) and ice in my magic bullet. The hangover is not going over well.

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Not Another One

Didn't they get the memo that Epic Movie was Epic Fail? This one stars Carmen Electra (duh) and Kim Kardashian. It's not even worth it for the lulz.

Cover Of The Week:

Dear Lily Allen

Please take a note from Amy Winehouse and go Back to Black. The pink is so 1999. Gwen Stefani did it and it was fun, but on you it just looks like a dirty mess. Oh, and I'm glad you're working on a new album and you've quit bitching and moaning. It's greatly appreciated on this end.

Thanks,
C.

PS - The shoes are cute.

Here's more of Lily at the Royal Academy of Arts Summer Exhibition in London.

Why Is She Still Around?

Is anybody watching A Shot At Love 2? I watched the first one and was bored to death. After that bitchfight it all went downhill.

Anyways, Tila Tequila attended Bravo's 1st Annual A-List Awards. Seriously? A-List? And Tila Tequila's attending? Uh huh.

Besitos Por La Mañana

New Kate Moss?: SICK.

Celtics V. Lakers: The JQ Lounge

Seriesse International: Clumps of Mascara

I wore a neon blue wig for my homecoming parade: WB Jewelry

Suwaaaag!: Ex-Everything

Send them!!!: GFITS

Marley & Me Teaser Trailer

I'm still not watching this movie. It looks cute, but fuck that. I still haven't gotten over Mufasa.

Wednesday, June 4, 2008

Just Because: Jason Mraz

Holy. Fucking. Hell. I always thought he was cute and an amazing musician, but god damn.

A Message From Lily Allen:

Last time i wrote here , I was defending my honor and dignity , explaining my innocence and also outrage at the press for insinuating my behaviour was embarrassing. This time i'm putting my hands up , i got very drunk last night , too drunk. It's not cool getting that drunk , i feel awful and I have to thank my little brother alf for getting me home safely.
Kids , drink responsibly or you'll end up looking like this , not pretty ! Was quite fun though , from what i can remember. need fry up now .
before

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Movie Of The Week:

Before there was Chuck Bass, there was Sebastian Valmont. Cruel Intentions is one of my favorite movies, and not because you get Ryan Phillipe shows his (great) ass, but because it's an actually good interpretation of Les Liaisons Dangereuses. I can't believe the movie came out almost ten years ago. I re-watched it this weekend and I would still totally wear most of Sarah Michelle Gellar's (Kathryn) outfits.

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Song Of The Day:

Fuck Me Pumps by Amy Winehouse. The song can be found on her album, Frank.

Quote Of The Day:

“I really enjoy having sex, and that’s offensive to some people. Women are the quickest to call other women sluts, which I think is sad. I haven’t met a lot of men who have said, ‘You like having sex? What a dirty whore you are.’ I’m young and have a lot of hormones—I’m always in the mood! But I like sex with one person when I’m in a relationship. Sex with random people who I’ve met at clubs is not really my thing. I have the libido of a 15-year-old boy. My sex drive is so high. I’d rather have sex with Brian [Austin Green] all the time than leave the house. He doesn’t mind.”

-Megan Fox

I actually agree with her. If a guy likes sex, he's just being a guy but if a girl likes sex, she's a dirty whore. And if I were dating David Silver, I'd want to bang him all day too. Though he did peak during "The College Years".

Besitos Por La Mañana

More Posh style: Coco's Tea Party

Costal Scents brushes review: Clumps of Mascara

It's been a year already?: The JQ Lounge

A must read. Seriously: WB Jewelry

Bridesmaid Boot Camp: Shrinkering Hearts

Oh. My. God.

I seriously watched the whole thing.

Tuesday, June 3, 2008

Fierce Bisch

Holy hell I love that dress.

Here's more of Posh at the CFDA Fashion Awards in NYC last night looking uh-may-zing.

So I Saw It...

I'm putting this after the jump in case some of you haven't seen the movie yet and don't want to be spoiled.

I LOOOOOOOVED the movie. Beyond loved. I thought it was perfect. Amazingly perfect. I laughed. I cried. I totally got turned on over Dante. Sigh. It was amazing. But let me backtrack.

I had plans with a friend on Friday so I missed my girl group going to see it. Those bitches are fucked up. So much for sisters unite. I ended up going to see the movie with my friend S. and my mother, who wasn't really into the series but caught a couple of episodes with me. She actually watched the finale with me and flushed Charlotte, Steve and Samantha down the toilet that night (I named my goldfish after SATC characters and three died that night after I'd had them for like seven months. Coincidence? I think not..). We decided to go early and caught the four o'clock show and what the fuck. Shit was packed. I've never waited in line to see a movie, but I had to wait in line for this one. Thank god we got there at three.

Upon getting in line, I met up with some high school friends, O. and I. Good times. I know I'm going to get shit for this, but I totally let them cut. What, it's all about sisterhood, no? And I'm also going to get shit for this, but I don't give a fuck. What's up with the dressing up? I don't get it. Maybe it's because it's not my thing but I think the chicks with the flower pins or the "I'm A Samantha" t-shirts were a little too much. Don't get me wrong, I love SATC even more than the regular girl, but I find that in the same category I found the crazies at The Lord of the Rings dressing up as Orlando Bloom as Legolas. Maybe I'm looking too much into it but I found it a little cheesy. But that's just me. < /rant>

So we get into the movie and we're all super excited, and then bitches start screaming/yelling/clapping as soon as the previews are done. Ugh. Oh wait, I'm sorry, I forgot that I ended the rant. You get the point.

The movie was amazing. The fashion was amazing. Samantha was amazing. Miranda was annoying. I don't know if I would have forgiven Steve, those are my issues, but the whole thing with what she said to Big, UGH. Carrie usually overreacts to things for me but I totally felt her on getting upset with Miranda on that. Charlotte was Charlotte. She didn't really get a real story, to be honest. I mean, yeah she finally got pregnant but it was such a sideline story. Maybe it's because she has pretty much the perfect life. That being said I'm glad they didn't fuck it up and have Harry cheat on her or her lose the baby. Samantha and Smith's breakup was hard enough on me.

Speaking of Samantha, holy hell Dante. Yum X100000. And yes I totally blushed when they showed his (fake???) peen. My mom was sitting right next to me and I totally gasped and she laughed.

All in all, I loved it. I hope they don't make a sequel and fuck it up, though. It was a perfect ending to the show. Well, no, the perfect ending would have had more naked Smith Jerrod. But that's just my opinion.

OOh, one more thing. These two little old ladies went to see the movie. They were at least 80 years old and loved it. They sat behind and to the left of us and when you see Dante's Dick, one of them said, "Oh wow, did you see that!!" So cute. They had on huge sunglasses and moomoos and I totally want to bring my grandmother to see the movie. If only she understood English.

OMG I forgot to add, Jennifer Hudson can't act. She needs to stick to musicals. She was great in Dreamgirls, but I seriously want to take away her Oscar now.

P.S. - It's not Sex In The City, ladies.

P.P.S. - Weren't those kids a little slow? I mean, isn't Brady about six years old and he doesn't know what to say on New Years? And maybe it's just me, but Lily should've been talking beyond just repeating words by three. I was full on cursing people out at two.