Friday, June 6, 2008

I really want to see Kung Fu Panda. I'm not a Jack Black fan, but it looks really cute.

Brandon Brown, Bobby's son, is claiming that he banged Lindsay Lohan in a bathroom. Let the fun begin!

“Me and Lindsay got really, really close. She followed me to the bathroom during a private party, and, well, we basically got together. I think she knew who I was when she first saw me. We were just staring at each other and she walked by. I walked into the bathroom and she followed me in.”

Hey Brandon. It's "Lindsay and I". Asshole. He should have taken a page from Ray J's book and videotaped it so he could sell it.

Here's more of Lindsay with her life partner BFF, Samantha Ronson.

PS - I really, really love LiLo's entire outfit. I need to buy those jeans. And don't get me started on those shoes.


Lovefool by The Cardigans. The song can be found on their album, First Band On The Moon.

I like it. I always thought she looked better with short hair.

Here's more of Reese Witherspoon out and about in Brentwood yesterday.

"I’m the worst wife in the cooking department. I always thought you can’t be good at food and sex, but you can always order the food in. I’d rather he didn’t order in the sex.”

-Kate Beckinsale


Lookie Who

It's Becki Newton! Ugh, I love this bitch so much. She's so fierce. And has great style. Becki attended the "Capture the Night" photography exhibition in Los Angeles yesterday. I can't wait for Ugly Betty to come back.

Britney Spears will be releasing Radar as the new single from her album Blackout. I like the song. It's not as hot shit as Hot As Ice, but it's better than the rest of the other songs on her album, to be honest. She's also said to be shooting the video for the song in England. Do you think it'll be the return of her british accent? God I hope so, that shit was hilarious.

Check it out by clicking Play below.

The most amazing dress ever: Maveri_ck<3

What do you want?: SICK.

Great orange lipstick: Clumps of Mascara

More Coco love: WB Jewelry

Mega chichi's!!!!: The New Jack

Thursday, June 5, 2008

$3 Mil? You've got to be kidding me: ASL

Timberdouche doesn't get his way: Mollygood

Slater's single again: Dlisted

Nicole might be depressed: Celebslam

Paris might be pregnant: Celebitchy


Here's the teaser poster for Oliver Stone's new biopic on George W. Bush. I laughed my ass off while reading W's quotes to my boyfriend. Good times.

A Beautiful Mess by Jason Mraz. The song can be found on his album, We Sing, We Dance, We Steal Things .


I knew I was missing something in my life these past few weeks, and now I know what it is. Coco-T!!! Oh, how I've missed you guys. By "you guys" I obviously mean her breasts.

Here's Coco and her pimp Ice-T out and about in Hollywood before (or after) attending the “Two Turntables And A Microphone” event.


Girls Gone Wild Magazine is celebrating their second issue. Why not just celebrate the first and see if you make the whole year, and then celebrate then? Or maybe it's because they're counting their chickens and taking it one issue at a time. Woohoo, we made it to number 2! Whatevs.

Heidi Montag was in attendance to help celebrate. Figures she'd show up. I'm surprised her douchebag boyfriend wasn't stuck to her side.

Lookie who else showed up:

Bai Ling!

Crazy bitch is crazy fierce, don't hate.


Jake Gyllenhaal has been voted the #1 gay icon in the world. Being a neither gay or male, I'm cool with that. He's got dreamy eyes. But he has nothing on Gale Harold, who placed at #6. Sigh. Brian Kinney is so dreamy.

I've totally been re-watching QAF on DVD with J. We totally watched a couple of episodes from the second season last night then made the idiotic decision to mix vodka, raspberry jelly (as in for pb&j) and ice in my magic bullet. The hangover is not going over well.


Didn't they get the memo that Epic Movie was Epic Fail? This one stars Carmen Electra (duh) and Kim Kardashian. It's not even worth it for the lulz.