BRITNEY SPEARS GOT MARRIED TO HER PAPARAZZI BOYFRIEND? Sorry about the all caps, but seriously, oh my god. Let me compose myself. Ok, I'm done.

Britney Spears has reportedly married her already married paparazzi boyfriend, Adnan. The two flew down to Ensenada, Mexico yesterday and stayed at the for the Rosarito Beach Hotel for the night. They were spotted by a hotel staff member and Britney was wearing a pink.

As if things couldn't get any worse for this chick. Ugh. I thought she honestly couldn't shock me anymore, but I was oh so wrong.

UPDATE: She aint married (thank god). The source just translated the article incorrectly. All is well in the world.

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Katherine Heigl has married her longtime boyfriend Josh Kelley this past weekend. The couple, who met during one of Josh's music videos, have been together since 2005. They wed in a small ceremony in Park City, Utah. Katherine's Grey's Anatomy co-stars Sandra Oh, Kate Walsh and T.R. Knight were in attendance at the ceremony.

Congrats to the happy couple! Check out the video where they first met below.



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Media Take-Out is reporting that Beyonce and Jay-Z have secretly wed last week in France. The couple, who are notorious for being ultra secretive about their relationship, are now sporting matching tats on their ring fingers.


I say those are just (stupid) promise "rings". I mean, don't you know the jinx on tattooing your significant other's name on your body. Do I need to even finish spelling out P-A-M-?

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Katherine Heigl got ready for her wedding this weekend by stopping in to get a manicure at a nail salon in Hollywood yesterday and then grabbing lunch. Usually she annoys the crap out of me and it's probably because she's happy about the wedding, but she looks cute and fun in these pics. At least when she's not puffing away on her ciggie.


But at least her manicure looks good. High five for Katherine!

Jessica Alba is rumored to be engaged to her future baby daddy, Cash Warren. I swear, I thought they were already engaged. Whatever. All of these pregnancies has me left me soft in the head.

P.S. - Even though I can't stand her and would like nothing more than for her to gain about four hundred pounds with this pregnancy, she's looking really cute. Even though she's barely showing.

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Here's pics from Howie Dorough's (the Backstreet Boys) wedding.

Yeah, I say they're going to last. Only because most closet cases stay that way. What, was that harsh? Damn, I'm a bitch today.





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Ali Larter and her boyfriend Hayes MacArthur have gotten engaged over the weekend. Congrats to the both of them!

P.S. - They better not kill her off of Heroes. Just sayin'.

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Howie Dorough from the Backstreet Boys got married to his girlfriend of seven years, Leigh Boniello. The two were married at St. James Cathedral in Orlando on Saturday.

No, I wasn't there and no I had no intention of going. I've met Howie before and alls I'm going to say about this is that I wish them all the joy and happiness in the world. It's really nice when two boys find each other, fall in love and get married.

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Katharine McPhee is officially engaged and showing off the rock her boyfriend fiance bought her. Ugh, that's my engagement ring. I mean, it's not mine, but it's mine. I picked that ring out from Tiffany's forever ago and have it pasted to my refrigerator door.

It's always good to drop hints. Not that I want to be engaged anytime soon, but still.

Ellen Pompeo has finally gotten married to Chris Ivery. The two have been engaged forever and together for even longer. The couple are said to have gotten married at NY City Hall with Mayor Bloomberg as witness. Congrats to the happy couple!

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Jordan plans on renewing her vows to her husband, Peter Andre next year because she suffered from post-partem depression during her first wedding to Peter.

"I want to renew my wedding vows next year. We want it to be as big as the wedding. Last time, I was suffering from post-natal depression. I was so sad, I didn't even go round tables and say hello to everyone.

"I was really low. I look back and I know that I was really ill then. I'm in a brilliant place now, though. So this time, I'm going to make it feel like a proper wedding and I'll take on Pete's surname."

I don't even have to ask because I know that mess is going to be televised.

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This was Pambo Anderson's wedding dress for her wedding to Rick Salomon. I say it's a step up for Pam. She wore bikini's for her last two.

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Ivana Trump, 58, will be marrying her 35 year old boyfriend of five years, Rossano Rubicondi. Oh, god, how I love her. Not only is she rich as all hell by taking Donald's money, but she's hitting it up with a way younger dude! Hey, if Donald can do it, why can't she?

The couple will be getting married at Donald Trump's Florida estate, the same place where Donald and Melania held their reception almost three years ago.

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Ana Chlumsky, who famously played Vada Sultenfuss in My Girl and My Girl 2, is currently planning her wedding to Shaun So, works for a contracting firm in Washington. The wedding, which will take place next March, will be a fusion of both of their cultures and religions, Ana being Catholic and Shaun being Chinese.

"Shaun's family is Chinese, and my family is Catholic. So we're going to do a fusion of the two cultural traditions."
Awe, congrats to her. I still can't watch My Girl without crying. Sigh.

Not to be mean (LIE!) but I thought she'd grow up to be hotter than she is now. Not saying she's ugly, because she's not, but, I don't know what it is. She reminds me of a cross between Hilary Swank and Jessica Simpson.

Here she is at the Conde Nast Traveler celebration of 20 Years of Truth in Travel at Cooper Hewitt National Design Museum in NY last night.



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Uma Thurman is engaged to her boyfriend, Arpad 'Arki' Busson. Uma has been dating him since earlier this summer. Wow, that's kind of quick, missy. Don't go pulling a Pambo on us.

Uma was previously married to Gary Oldham and Ethan Hawke, the latter being the father of her two children. Arpad was in a ten year relationship with Elle McPherson, having two kids with her.

Pambo Anderson got married to Rick Salomon this past weekend. I think I'm going to be sick.

Pam and Rick said "I Do" in Vegas at the Mirage Hotel in between her magic acts with Magician Hans Klok. He was in attendance as were Tobey Maguire and Lukas Haas. Pam wore a white denim Valentino dress. White denim? Ewwww. How biker chic of her. This is Pambo's third marriage and Rick's second. He had his marriage to Shannon Doherty annulled so it doesn't count.

I give this marriage two months and that's pushing it. Expect a sex tape during the divorce.

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According to the National Enquirer, Vanessa Minnillo has given Nick Lachey an ultimatum. She wants to be married to him without a pre-nup, or she's gonna split.

"Vanessa Minnillo has hit Nick Lachey with a wedding ultimatum - marry me by next year without a prenup or I’m gone! ‘Vanessa loves Nick, but she’s prepared to walk if he’s not willing to marry her,’ an insider told The ENQUIRER. ‘And she’s not going to get involved in a prenuptial agreement. She feels marriage is forever, and she doesn’t want to begin a lifelong commitment by signing an agreement that’s just an out for a divorce.’ Ex-boy band member Nick, 33, and the 26-year-old beauty are spending time between homes in Los Angeles and New York - and are nearly ready to seal the deal, say sources.

“As the Enquirer recently revealed, Vanessa has picked out an engagement ring - a platinum band with a large emerald-cut diamond in the center and two smaller emerald-cut stone on each side. She first spotted the sparkler at the Kentucky Derby in May. ‘But all bets are off in Nick forces a prenup on her,’ said the insider.”

Get that money, honey, you're not getting any younger and unemployment isn't cute after the age of 28.

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Mexican actress Itati Cantoral announced that she will be getting married next December to Colombian producer Carlos Alberto Cruz.

Itati has been married before to Eduardo Santamarina. They have twin sons together.

Congratulations Itati and good luck!

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Elizabeth Taylor will be getting married to Jason Winters and her friends are crying "Publicity Stunt!"

According to her friends Elizabeth and Jason are just friends and don't have "that kind" of relationship. A source at the Daily Mail says:

"I know Elizabeth is very close to Jason, but the idea of them marrying is silly stuff."

The Daily Mail is now saying that the whole plan for the wedding is just a publicity stunt because Elizabeth wants to make a comeback in movies. Ruh? Yeah, that's right, Elizabeth "Gladiator" Taylor wants to make a comeback in movies after a 30 year absense. Elizabeth wants to make her big comeback as Norma Desmond in the remake to Sunset Boulevard.

Ok, I love me some Liz Taylor but come on, she can barely speek correctly, how is she going to remember her lines? I call "Publicity Stunt!" with the rest of her friends.

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According to OK! magazine, Katharine McPhee is engaged to her longime boyfriend, Nick Cokas.

Great. Now I have that Over It song stuck in my head.

Congrats to the happy couple!

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