Saturday, September 29, 2007

Good News For Supermarkets!



Dax Shepard and Kate Hudson have reportedly split up. No more messes to clean up on aisle 5!

The two have been dating since she ended things with Owen Wilson, who she dated after ending things with her husband, Chris Robinson. Damn, girl gets around.

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Guilty!



Uncle Kracker plead guilty to misdameanor assault chargers on Friday. Kracker was sentenced to twelve months probation and a $1500 fine as well as undergo alcohol assesment.

Kracker, whose real name is Matthew Shafer, smacked a girl after she smacked him for putting his hand up her skirt.

I'm sorry but he deserved that slap and needs more than a slap on the wrist to learn it's not cool to hit a girl, especially when you were the one being the asshole.

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Reggaeton Has Feelings Too



So I was watching the trailer of Omarion's new movie, Feel The Noise, and in the trailer Victor Rasuk's character says "Reggaeton's about our struggles, our dreams". Hmmmmmmmmm.

Uh, as a Latina that was around for the inception of reggaeton, I thought it was mainly about having fun and grinding on people. What struggles and dreams does reggaeton represent? Damn, I must be shallow then, if I don't see the struggles and dreams of people as I watch a girl shaking her ass and a guy thrusting on said ass on the dance floor.

Just wondering.

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Ted Beckham Doing Better



David Beckham's dad Ted is said to be conscious after suffering a heart attack in London earlier this week.

David and Victoria flew into London to be at his side and now he seems to be in stable condition.

Father and son haven't had the best relationship since Ted wrote a tell-all book about David. But hopefully things will smooth over now that they realize that life is too short.

Damn. What's up with the sentimentals today? Ugh, I'm done.

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Trouble In Douche Paradise?



Is the mother-fucking princess having marital problems? Avril has denied that she's seperating from her husband, Deryck Whibley, but we haven't seen her and Deryck together in forever and he wasn't around to celebrate her birthday. Hmmmmmm.

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I Heart My Daddy



Lindsay Lohan's dad is going to be helping her cope with being sober. He's going back to Utah to couch her through in an outpatient program.

I'm sorry, I know it's your dad and all, but the last thing Lindsay needs is for her parents to coach her in anything. He'll run to OK! or People! and tlel them exactly what happened, and Lindsay needs to stay out of the spotlight and work on herself for a bit.

Damn. Was that me being nice to LiLo? I must be getting my period or something.

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Happy Wedding #9!



Elizabeth Taylor will be getting married to Jason Winters and her friends are crying "Publicity Stunt!"

According to her friends Elizabeth and Jason are just friends and don't have "that kind" of relationship. A source at the Daily Mail says:

"I know Elizabeth is very close to Jason, but the idea of them marrying is silly stuff."

The Daily Mail is now saying that the whole plan for the wedding is just a publicity stunt because Elizabeth wants to make a comeback in movies. Ruh? Yeah, that's right, Elizabeth "Gladiator" Taylor wants to make a comeback in movies after a 30 year absense. Elizabeth wants to make her big comeback as Norma Desmond in the remake to Sunset Boulevard.

Ok, I love me some Liz Taylor but come on, she can barely speek correctly, how is she going to remember her lines? I call "Publicity Stunt!" with the rest of her friends.

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Paul McCartney, To The Rescue!



Pete Doherty has promised Paul McCartney to stay off the drugs. Petey and Paul spoke while Pete was in rehab and he promised him that he would stay clean.

I'm sorry, I'm not from the U.K., but what is Pete Doherty famous for, other than being high? I know he's in a band and everything but getting high has been the best thing for his career.

I kid, getting clean is good for all and a positive step in his life. His career on the other hand...

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Uh, Sense Of Humor, Much?



Paris goes on The Late Show and gets pissed because they make fun of her being in jail. No fun! I thought weed was supposed to make you chill.

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Awe!!!





How freaking adorable is that! Not Brit-tit, of course, but London! I want one! Someone buy me a London. I know I've already got Yoda but she'll get used to not being my favorite anymore. JK?

Anyways, London took Britney to get some Starbucks. Wait a minute, what ever happened to Bit Bit and Lucky?

Run, London, Run!!!

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Oh, Dear



I love Christina Aguilera. I really do. And it kills me everytime I see her painted up like a clown! Pregnant women are supposed to clow and look radiant, not like a blinde five year old did your makeup! Way too much eye makeup, lip makeup, and face powder. And bronzer. Ugh.

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Tour De Amor



Jellotore kicked off their tour "En Concierto" last night in Atlantic City. I'm starting to become a believer in that she's preggers. I mean, I know baggy dresses are the craze this fall but she's taking it a bit to the extreme. I'm not digging the clothes at all. They're a little too retro, even for me.

OMG they're like the new Sonny and Cher! Bob Mackey, anyone?

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Guess Who:



Guess who's trying her hand at "DJ-ing".

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Jaslene, y'all! ANTM Cycle 8 winner, Jaslene Gonzalez, hosts An Evening at Aura in the Bahamas.




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Suicide Pact?



Sharon and Ozzy Osbourne have decided that if they ever get an illness that affects their brains.

In her new book, Survivor, Sharon details what she wants for her future in case something were to happen to herself or Ozzy.

"We believe 100 per cent in euthanasia so have drawn up plans to go to the assisted suicide flat in Switzerland if we ever have an illness that affects our brains. If Ozzy or I ever got Alzheimer's, that's it - we'd be off.

"We gathered the kids around the kitchen table, told them our wishes and they've all agreed to go with it.

"I saw my father suffer from the day he came back into my life in 2002 to the day he died in July. There's no way I could go through what he did, or put my kids through that.

"At least with something like cancer you can communicate, say how you feel and explain why your body hurts.

But my father deteriorated at such a rapid speed he became a shell of himself - dribbling, wearing a diaper and tied into a wheelchair because he didn't realise he could no longer walk.

"Some say the disease is hereditary so at the first sign I want to be put out of my misery.

"Ozzy and I have asked our lawyers to make the appropriate arrangements. It's taken away some of the fear of our ending and is a final gift of love to our kids."

She also reveals that she's on anti-depressents and has been for ten years and that she wanted more kids after having Jack, but had to go on In Vitro Fertilization.

"The wait for results, for each phone call, was mental torture. It did me in and I couldn't go through it again."

I have to say that I agree with her. I believe in the right to die and don't necessarily think that it's a bad thing to want to die. Now, I'm not saying that everyone who's had suicidal tendencies or thoughts should just go ahead and kill themselves but if you are serious in wanting to end your life because you're suffering, then you should be able to seek medical attention to help you.

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A picture from ANTM9 Victoria's Yearbook



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Friday, September 28, 2007

Brokedown Pambo



You know there's something wrong with you when you're trying to act like Pambo and had nothing on her.

Heidi Montag gets "caught" on the beach, "Baywatching" it in the sand.

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Noelia Opens Up



And not in the way that we saw in that video. Noelia talks about the sexual abuse she endured at the hands of her stepfather and manager,Carlos Topy Mamery, in 2003-2004.

(If you don't know what's going on with Noelia and Yolandita, read my little recap after the jump first!)

Noelia sat down with People En Espanol and told them that her stepdad had raped her and forced her to have sex with him because if she didn't he would ruin her career.

“Me siento ridícula contando la historia porque hay cosas, detalles que están tan y tan [atroces] que yo digo: ‘Es más fácil que la gente piense que yo estoy loca’”, dice la cantante de 30 años, refiriéndose al supuesto abuso que sufrió a manos de su ex manager y padrastro, Carlos Topy Mamery. De acuerdo con Noelia, durante 2003 y 2004, Mamery la forzó a tener relaciones íntimas bajo las amenazas de arruinar su carrera y dejarla en la calle.

"I feel ridiculous telling this story because there are things, details that are very [atrocious] that i say: 'It's easier for people to believe that I'm crazy'". says the singer, 30, referring to the supposed abuse that she suffered at the hand of her ex manager and stepfather Carlos Topy Mamery. According to Noelia, during 2003 and 2004, Mamery forced her to have intimate relations with him under threats of ruining her career and throwing her out on the street.

OK, I'm not saying she's lying because she's probably not, (it's kind of creepy that he admitted to watching the sextape) but if you don't want to talk about it, why go to People magazine? I mean, WTF? I'd rather people think that I was crazy than people knowing everything about my personal life.

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If you haven't followed the story Noelia and her mother, Yolandita Monge, have been fueding for quite some time and it hit the wall when a sextape surfaced of Noelia getting "The Royal Treatment" by Yamil's peen.

Some back and forth happened with mom and daughter but then mom came out and said Noelia was bi-polar. Noelia then went on the Cristina show talking about how her mother never loved or cared about her and that she didn't even really raise her anyways.

Yolandita fired back by going on Don Francisco and calling Noelia out, saying that she did raise her and her Noelia was fucking nuts. Yolandita said that her she'd never seen the sextape but that her husband had. WTF?!?! I know.

About a month or so after that Yamil, a reggaeton artist, came out and said he was the one who was in the sex tape with Noelia and that he had the tape and was forced to give it to Carlos Topy Mamery, aka Noelia's stepbrother and then the next thing he knew it was all over the internet.

Ok, so that brings us up to date.

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Rebel Without A Clue



Michelle Rodriguez is in trouble! Big Time! Michelle has repeatedly violated probation, hasn't fulfilled her required community service and the judge is pissed!

He has set another court date for October 12. In the meantime, Michelle has to complete 16 hours of community service. If she doesn't own up to what she does, Michelle could face a maximum of 537 days in jail. Even if she does, the judge wants her to spend some time in jail. Hopefully it won't be a couple of minutes like the last time!

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A Ho, Mateys!



Brit-tit woke up and thought it was Halloween and decided to flash us the coochie out with her friends in Costa Mesa, California.

At least she was wearing panties. Silver lining, bitches, silver lining.

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Babies, Babies, Babies!



Bridget and her baby son John were out and having lunch looking adorable. Ten bucks Tom Brady still hasn't seen him...

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It's not pink, but...





It's a dress and it's adorable! Awe, she looks so much like Brad.

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ANTM Episode 2 Pics



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Oh, Hellllllllll No!



Will Smith's son, Jaden, who co-starred with Will in The Pursuit of Happiness, is rumored to be starring in a remake of The Karate Kid. Worst casting choice EVER!

I mean, first of all, they shouldn't be remaking The Karate Kid. Ralph Macchio will be the only man who will fight for my honor. He'll be my hero that....I'm getting carried away.

The point is, this remake is going to suck regardless and now they're adding a nine year-old to a part that's supposed to be for a fifteen year old? I mean, just because Will Smith's company is producing the movie doesn't mean he has to stick Jaden in it. Will Smith's other son would be a better casting choice. But you know Jayda wouldn't have that.

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What Are You Seeing This Weekend?









I know, I haven't done this in two weeks but I keep forgetting. Spank me if you must.

I really want to see The Kingdom and The Darjeeling Limited.

What do you want to see?

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I Feel Like Having Tator Tots



Rumer Willis went blonde. ::shudders::

If there was one (and only) thing that was pretty about Rumer, it was her hair and now she goes and fucks that up. Ugh, she's the definition of a Butterface. And now you won't be able to even hit it from the back cause you'd have to stare at that bleached head.

Rumer showed off both styling tips her stylest (who obviously hates her) gave her at the Japes Perse store opening and then out on the town in L.A.

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Thank God



Jessica Biel will not be starring as Wonder Woman in the upcoming Justice League of America movie. She has turned down the part.

Not for nothing, but what the hell does Jessica have going for her nowadays, except for being Justin's main bitch? Chuck and Larry wasn't that good of a movie. I'm still happy to see her turn down the role. It was sooooo wrong for her.

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Moving On, It's My Time...



According to OK! magazine, Katharine McPhee is engaged to her longime boyfriend, Nick Cokas.

Great. Now I have that Over It song stuck in my head.

Congrats to the happy couple!

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Meet The New Cast Of Project Runway!



I can't wait for the next season of Project Runway! I'm not into Tim Gunn's new show.

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CARMEN
AGE: 37
HOMETOWN: Charlotte, NC
EDUCATION: Architecture at Savannah College of Art & Design
FAVORITE DESIGNERS: Tracy Reece, Epperson and Byron Lars
FASHION MUST: A fantastic shawl or scarf that can be worn in many different ways

CHRIS
AGE: 44
HOMETOWN: San Francisco, CA
EDUCATION: Self-taught
FAVORITE DESIGNERS: Dior
FASHION MUST: Bright-colored anything




CHRISTIAN
AGE: 21
HOMETOWN: Annapolis, MD
EDUCATION: Baltimore School For The Arts and The American Intercontinental University, London
FAVORITE DESIGNERS: McQueen and Westwood
FASHION MUST: Amazing jacket or blazer


ELISA
AGE: 42
HOMETOWN: El Paso, TX
EDUCATION: Master of Fine Arts in Combined Media with an emphasis on sculpture, performance and installation from the University of Arizona, Tucson
FAVORITE DESIGNERS: Erte, Jean Cocteau, Madame Gris, Zaldy, Norma Kamali
FASHION MUST: A great pair of boots

JACK
AGE: 38
HOMETOWN: Seattle, WA
EDUCATION: University of California at Berkeley with a double degree in Fine Arts and Sociology and Parsons School of design
FAVORITE DESIGNERS: Diane Von Furstenberg, Alexander McQueen (For Men)
FASHION MUST: A sugar daddy

JILLIAN
AGE: 26
HOMETOWN: Long Island, NY
EDUCATION: Parsons School of Design
FAVORITE DESIGNERS: Nicolas Ghesquiere for Balanciaga and Azzedine Alaia
FASHION MUST: A sweater dress (ideally with pockets hidden in the side seams) worn with opaque colored tights

KIT (CHRISTINA)
AGE: 26
HOMETOWN: Los Angeles, CA
EDUCATION: Fashion Institute of Technology, New York and Polimoda Institute of Fashion Design and Marketing, Italy
FAVORITE DESIGNERS: Viktor & Rolf
FASHION MUST: Balenciaga fringed scarf


KEVIN
AGE: 30
HOMETOWN: Fairfield, NJ
EDUCATION: Fashion Institute of Technology, New York
FAVORITE DESIGNERS: Alexander McQueen, Jean-Paul Gaultier
FASHION MUST: Cool vintage boots


MARION
AGE: 39
HOMETOWN: Tyler, TX
EDUCATION: Parsons School of Design, New York
FAVORITE DESIGNERS: Viktor & Rolf and Hussein Chalayan
FASHION MUST: Thin stretch suspenders



RAMI
AGE: 31
HOMETOWN: Ramallah, Jerusalem
EDUCATION: Brooks College in California
FAVORITE DESIGNERS: Alexander McQueen, Victor & Rolf, Olivier Theyskens
FASHION MUST: A hot pair of leather boots



RICKY
AGE: 35
HOMETOWN: Escondido, CA
EDUCATION: California State University, Long Beach
FAVORITE DESIGNERS: Prada
FASHION MUST: Gloves



SIMONE
AGE: 32
HOMETOWN: San Francisco, CA
EDUCATION: Parsons School of Design, Paris
FAVORITE DESIGNERS: Dries Van Noten
FASHION MUST: Organic wool and cashmere




STEVEN
AGE: 30
HOMETOWN: Chicago, IL
EDUCATION: Chicago's Columbia College
FAVORITE DESIGNERS: Yves St. Laurent
FASHION MUST: A cardinal red trench coat




SWEET P (KATHLEEN)
AGE: 46
HOMETOWN: Los Angeles, CA
EDUCATION: Los Angeles Trade Technical College
FAVORITE DESIGNERS: Prada, John Galliano, Marni, Chloe, Phillip Lim, Balenciaga
FASHION MUST: A dress


VICTORYA
AGE: 34
HOMETOWN: Seoul, Korea
EDUCATION: University of Chicago
FAVORITE DESIGNERS: Ghesquiere, Elbaz, Marc Jacobs
FASHION MUST: Patent leather ankle boots & colorful tights

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Uh, Yeah Right



There are some rumors around that Cameron Diaz wants to get artificially inseminated if she doesn't find the right guy buy the time she's 38. That's three years.

She's said to have already told her family that she's going to do this because she wants to have a biological child before she adopts another.

I'm not sure I buy this one. Maybe it's because I really can't picture her with kids. She used to be so hot in The Mask. Not so much after that.

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Don't Lose The Chi-Chi's!



Salma Hayek just gave birth like last week and is already working on getting her hot body back.

She's hired Gunner Pettersen to help her get back into shape after having her daughter, Valentina Paloma. Gunner has worked with Jennifer Lopez, Mariah Carey, Janet Jackson and Halle Berry, to name a few.

Whatever you do Salmita, don't lose those Chi-Chi's! Those things are glorious!

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Michael Not Married....Yet



Michael Jackson isn't married, but that doesn't mean he won't be tying the knot to his nanny, Grace Rwaramba. Grace is still technically married to her ex-husband, so MJ's lawyers are looking into making the divorce legal, so she can marry Michael.

I call publicity stunt. He's got a new magazine cover and he wants to put himself out there again. And the marriage is so fake. The National Enquirer (I know, but they've got a point) say that sources claim it's to make Michael appear to have a normal family life.

"Grace was happy to go along with it," a source told the Enquirer. "She's always been devoted to Michael and has raised the kids since the day they were born."

Hell yes that's what's going on. I'm not saying the bitch aint crazy, because you'd have to be to marry Michael Jackson, but at least she's close to the kids.

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Joseph Fiennes Cast As Transgendered Man



Joseph Fiennes has been cast as a transgendered man who wants to become a woman in a new FX series titled 4 oz. Blythe Danner and Robert Wagner have also been cast.

The series is set to cover the man's transitioning into becoming a woman and would be one of the many shows which feature transgendered characters, Ugly Betty and Dirty Sexy Money being other examples. But unlike other shows, the lead for this series is the transgendered person, and not just a side character.

I used to have the biggest crush on Joseph Fiennes when Elizabeth first came out. Sigh. His brother is Voldermort.

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Split!



Dylan McDermott and his wife Shiva Rose have decided to separate. The two have been married for twelve years and have two children together.

I always get a little bummed when long marriages like this end up breaking up. But speaking of Dylan McDermott, did you guys see Big Shots last night? I'll do a little recap of it a little later.

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Been There, Done That



Dita does what she does best at the Macy's Passport 25th Anniversary Gala for Mac Viva Glam. I've seen Dita perform live and ok, it's pretty hot, even from a chick's perspective, but this routine is sooooo overdone.

Don't get me wrong, I love her but what the hell is she famous for, really? I should stop, being that it's her birthday today and she's strippin' for a cause, being that she's a MAC Viva Glam spokesmodel.

Happy Birthday, Dita!



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She wants some coffee in her milk...



Elizabeth Taylor has professed her love, yet again. The screen goddess, who has been married eight times before to seven different men, met Jason Winters (a wealthy businessman) while promoting her jewelery line. Liz has said that "Jason Winters is one of the most wonderful men I've ever known and that's why I love him. He bought us the most beautiful house in Hawaii and we visit it as often as possible."

The it couple attended Macy's Passport 2007 AIDS event in L.A. last night.

Hell, I'd fall in love with someone if they bought me a house in Hawaii too! Fuck, I'd fall in love with someone if they bought me a gift card to TGIFridays. Those potato skins are deeeelish.

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Attack Of The Boob



Kimberly Stewart attended the opening of a Playboy store in London and one of the girls wanted to come out to play. That looks soooo painful. Did she get her implants put back in?

Kimbo got implants back when she was eighteen but took them out because she prefered her natural look and didn't feel comfortable with them. But the look above doesn't look too comfortable, either...

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I Feel So Used



The trailers that I put up earlier on Thursday were not real. Those trailers were fan made and included some scenes from other movies. Scandal! Oh the shame.

The movie comes out in December, but still we haven't seen a trailer. Come on, Tim! Give us something, already!

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Shakira shows celebs how it's done



I was always back and forth with Shakira. I loved her when I was a kid but then she "sold out" and went ultra pop, but then I fell in love with her again with Fijacion Oral. Even though her music is so-so, her humanitarianism is always 100%, showing celebrities who sit there claiming to care what caring is really about.

Shakira has announced a donation of $40 million dollars to help with the damage caused by a hurricane in Nicaragua and the earthquake in Peru.

Colombian-born Shakira announced on Thursday that $40 million from a foundation that she co-founded, ALAS, would help with the destruction caused by these events in Latin America.

"I've seen first-hand many of the challenges facing Latin America. These are challenging problems that no one person can address, but working together everyone can help make a difference."

She's also making a 3-year, $5 million commitment for projects to help children in Colombia, in a region where 40 percent of the population lives in poverty.

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Oh, Snap!



Angie Jolie has been fired from St. John. Angelina has been their spokeswhore since 2005, but she doesn't seem to fit the "St. John" woman, aka she's not boring enough. Damn! How much more boring can she get? Honestly now.

St. John hasn't made an official statement yet but it's pretty much a done deal. Or un-deal.

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It's Perfume, Bitches





Aaaah, two skanks sell their scent. Brit-tit Spears and Paris Hilton both have ads for their scents. I'm sorry, but I don't want to smell like whore or crazy whore.

P.S. - I photoshopped Paris's ad and erased some N's. What, I didn't think Can-Can when I see Paris. Ca-Ca is more like it.

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Thursday, September 27, 2007

Heroes pics from Episode 2!!



Mmmmmmm, Milo. He reminds me of an ex in the face. But hotter. Way hotter.

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Ugly Betty...



OMFG!!! A little boring in the middle but that ending! AMAZING...



Ok, so I was one of those people who thought Ugly Betty was overrated and I decided to check out an episode online because I was curious. Surprise, surprise, I end up getting completely hooked on the show and over the summer, I watch all of them on DVD. I couldn't wait until the new season started because there were soooooo many cliffhangers.

Well, at last it finally came and at first I was thinking, ok, it's boring. Just another episode, nothing brazilliant. Oh was I wrong.

The episode starts off three weeks(?) after what happened in the season finale. I'll do this by character up until the last five minutes of the episode.

Betty - Betty is now running everything in her house. She's also trying to run Mode even though everything she does, which is really want Daniel wants, gets shot down (unbeknownst to Betty and Daniel) by Wilhelmina. Betty is all struggling with her feelings because of Henry. She still loves him and knows about the possibility of Charlie's baby not being his, but hasn't called to tell him. After a freak-out at a Mode photo shoot, Betty drowns her sorrows in food and is surprised to see Daniel rolling up to her in a wheelchair. He tells her to come with him, because they're going to a funeral....

Daniel's been stuck in the hospital this whole time, increasing his pain pill addiction every day. Although he sees Alexis from afar, he never goes to really visit her, even though Betty tells him he should. Daniel tries to still manage Mode while he's in the hospital, but he doesn't know that Wilhelmina's the one who's really running things there....

Alexis is in a coma because of the car accident….

Wilhelmina is still planning her wedding to Bradford, but she’s also trying to figure out how to really get rid of Claire. She’s also stressed about what’s going on at Mode. But her luck looks like it’s going to change once she receives a phone call from Claire herself, asking her to meet her…

Amanda has gotten fat because of her overeating. She’s been eating everything because she’s upset about her parents not telling her that she was adopted and that she was Fey Sommers’s daughter. Mark ends up helping her go to visit her parents where they find them in a foursome with another couple. Mark blurts out that Amanda knows and they all sit down to talk about it, but Amanda doesn’t want to talk and runs out of the room. She goes back to Mode with Mark and where Mark thinks that Amanda might be Bradley Meade’s daughter. After unsuccessful attempts in getting his DNA, Mark helps her and they finally get some hair from him to test….

Hilda is in bed with Santos and goes over what they have to do for the wedding. Santos has been shot and is healing up, so Hilda doesn’t want him to get out of bed, let alone leave the house. The two start going over their vows when Betty knocks at the door….

Ignacio is still waiting in Mexico….

Justin has to go to day camp and hates it. So he decides to skip and hide out in the Mode offices, particularly Wilhelmina’s office during a run-through. Betty finally let’s Justin drop day-camp after Daniel tells her Mode is in need of some help….

Henry’s still in Arizona with Charlie….

Claire is hiding out in the Hamptons after escaping from prison with Yoga. She gets restless because she wants to see her kids so she ends up putting in a phone call to Wilhelmina, telling her to meet her. Instead of going to meet with Wilhelmina, Claire goes to Bradford’s office and Yoga is the one who goes to meet Wilhelmina in the park, but is greeted by Marc. Wilhelmina is the one in Bradford’s chair and calls the cops to get Claire back in jail, but Claire punches her out and gets away.

Betty and Daniel go to the park where Daniel coaches Betty through her feelings and burying her past feelings for Henry. She digs a hole in the ground and throws in all of the things that remind her of Henry. Daniel also admits that he has a problem with drugs and throws his bottle of pain relievers in the hole.

Daniel ends up going back to the hospital to speak with Alexis where he apologizes for her being in the coma where she miraculously wakes up and asks him who Alexis is. She thinks she’s still Alex and doesn’t remember transforming into Alexis.

Betty gets home and tells Justin that Daniel is looking for some interns so that he doesn’t have to go back to day-camp. Betty then goes up to check on Hilda, just as Hilda wakes up to find out that her days with Santos were all a dream. Santos really did die and she’s coming to grips with it. Betty goes in the room to comfort her just as Henry gets off of a bus landing him back in New York City.

How sad was the Santos/Hilda thing?!?!? I figured something was a little weird, becasue the wedding dress she said she was going to get married in last season was not the dress she tried on. But I totally didn't see that coming at all and cried a little bit. The oracle got freaked out and started crying herself because she doesn't like seeing me cry.

That's my puppy.

Can't wait to see it next week!!

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Miley Professes Virginity Vow



The next Brit-tit, anyone? Miley Cyrus was at Us Weekly's Hot Hollywood party and says that she is a virgin and plans to stay that way until she's married. How come her voice sounds like she smokes three packs a day?

Instead of putting all of your business out there, why not just say no comment. I guess maybe that's what she wanted, getting people to talk about her virginity.

Those braces are annoying as fuck. She has the ones that hide in the back of your teeth. I didn't have those but they sound annoying. Thank god she's finally doing something with those fangs. Fourteen going on forty.

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I Heart Mena





My heart has belonged to Mena Suvari since Sugar and Spice. God I've watched that movie way too many times. Shaved head and all, I still love her. Plus she was on Graham Norton when he came to NY.

Mena attended Will.i.Am's record release party.

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Getting Old Sucks



Brigitte Bardot was hot. As hot as they came, back in the 60's and 70's. But all that's changed now. The 73 year old retired actress has shunned plastic surgery and left her life as a sex-goddess behind to devote her time to a more noble cause, helping animals in need.

"I've had my best birthday present when I turn 73, and that's the news that France is going to definitely refuse all imports of products derived from seals, as France refuses to be compliant in the annual massacre of seals in Canada," she said.

So the moral of the story, kiddies, is that there are way more important things in this world than trying to keep up appearances. It's ok to not give a shit, and I love Brigitte even more for doing so!

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New Season Of Dexter!!



Dexter's back this this Sunday and I can't wait! I loved last season and love the fact that we weren't left with a fucking clifhanger.

I've read the books so I kind or already know what's supposed to happen, if they follow the second book that is.

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Listen To This: Leonna Lewis



X-Factor winner Leona Lewis has (finally) released a song, Bleeding Love, and I'm not really loving it. It's not horrible, but it's not amazing. It's an ok song, I guess. Mediocrity kills in the music industry.

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Now this is really scraping the bottom of the barrel



Pamela Anderson and Denise Richards have been offered $1 million dollars to pose for Playboy. I'm guessing they're going to split that because those whores are not worth $1 million each. We've seen their boobies and coochies a million times already! I smell publicity stunt. I'm good at sniffing those out. These two bimbos have a movie coming out, Blonde and Blonder and that's what this is all about.

A source (aka a producer on their movie) tells the Globe, "Neither Pam nor Denise has committed yet, but they're seriously considering it."

Of course they're seriously considering it. What else do they have to do in their "careers"?

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Hot Hollywood?



Seriously? Us Weekly had their Hot Hollywood party and scraped the bottom of the barrel with these invites. If you consider the girls from The Hills and Bai Ling "Hot Hollywood", then there's a little too much milk in your coffee. I have no idea what that means but my mom says it all the time.

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More Heroes pics!



Heroes pics! I never saw Veronica Mars because Kristen Bell seems a little annoying to me but after watching some of the Heroes interviews she kind of grew on me and I can't wait to find out what she's doing on Heroes.

Here are some more pics of her on the set in a bikini on Heroes.



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Not Guilty?



Vivica Fox pleads not guilty to drunk driving charges. Bitch, please! She got pulled over for speeding and failed a breathalizer test. How are you going to plead not guilty when you fail the breathalizer. What are you going to blame it on, mouthwash?

If convicted she could face a $1,000 fine and up to six months in jail. OMG can you imagine Lilo, Keifer Sutherland and Vivica Fox all in jail at the same time? Brazilliant!

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Listen To This: Belanova



A couple of weeks ago I featured a band on here called Belanova. Belanova is a Mexican pop/dance group, but the good kind, not the cheesy bullshit. They remind me of Stefy, but in Spanish, which is a good thing. Their CD came out last week and I finally listened to all of it and LOVE IT. Check out two of my favorite tracks on the CD, Por Esta Vez and Rockstar. It was really hard to narrow it down to two, though.

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Brit-tit's Bling



Britney's been seen around sporting some blingage on her engagement finger. I'm guessing she just thinks it's pretty and wants to "trick" all of us. I highly doubt she has a boyfriend that would propose to her.

In other Brit-tit news, she was caught outside of a Mexican restaraunt with what appears to be a margarita. Brit's not supposed to be drinking anymore, at least not while she has the kids. I don't think (hopefully) she has the kids now but thank god she's not driving.





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He gives love a bad name



Richie Sambora is not in rehab. Reports stated earlier that he was in the Cirque Lodge Rehab Clinic with Lindsay Lohan. Not true, says Sambora. Richie and the rest of the guys of Bon Jovi played at The Recording Academy NY Chapter Tribute to Bon Jovi.

Thank god. Lindsay does not need anymore men at rehab to fuck her with her.

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Check India off of my to-do list



Shilpa Shetty has been arrested because of a kiss.

Shilpa Shetty, a Bollywood actress in India, has been arrested on obscenity charges because of a kiss Richard Gere gave her at an event earlier in the year.

The actress was held where she was questioned. What was there to be questioned about? I mean, it was just a simple smooch on the cheek? I will never travel to India, my ass would be locked up for years.

P.S. - I'm totally on the phone with someone from customer service that's in India. I was contemplating asking him about the whole thing and what he thought but he put me on hold.

Bastard.

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What the fuck?!?!



Michael Jackson married? Oh dear god.

Media Take Out is saying that Michael Jackson has married his nanny, Grace Rwaramba. Grace was the nanny to Michael's two children, Paris and Michael Jr.

I'm sorry, forget about the money, how fucking mental do you have to be to marry Michael Jackson. Seriously, what the fuck kind of drugs do you have to be on to deal with him and everything around him.

Ugh.

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Posh Cancels Launch



Posh has canceled the launch of her new makeup line, V-Sculpt. I understand clothes for her but makeup? She needs to work on getting some Proactive before she goes and puts some more junk on her face. I'm not buying it.

She canceled the launch because her father in law, Ted Beckham had a heart attack and she rushed off to London to be at her husband's side.

The makeup line will include blush, eye shadow, mascara, eyeliner, lipgloss and lip liner. The line is part of their cosmetics line dVb, which includes their perfume as well.

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No Money For Babies



Gene Simmons will not be leaving his kids all of his money. He says that he doesn't believe he should just give them money and that he wants them to support themselves.

"By the way, in terms of an inheritance and stuff, they're gonna be taken care of, but they will never be rich off my money. Because every year they should be forced to get up out of bed and go out and work and make their own way.

"The point is, there's gonna be a yearly allowance so that their rent and their food and all that stuff's gonna be taken care of, but if you want riches, you should do that yourself -- you should never thank your parents, 'I was born into money.' 'Well, that's nice, but what have you done lately?'

"Because I don't them to say, 'Thanks, dad, for making me rich.' No, you wanna be able to stand on your own two feet and say, 'I did that.'"


I would be compltely pissed if I was one of his kids, but he has a great point. We do not need any more Paris and Jason Davis in the world.

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AAAAAAAAAH!

It's always been bullshit to me that Johnny Depp and Ewan McGregor haven't won Oscars. They're two of the best actors around, I think.

Here are two trailors for Tim Burton's Sweeney Todd. I've seen the play and absolutley cannot wait to see the movie. JD looks so effing hot....



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David Beckham's Dad In Hospital



David Beckham's father, Ted, had a heart attack in London and David rushed back there to be by his side. David's rep says that "His father has had a heart attack and is currently being treated in hospital. Victoria is in Japan working but obviously she has been informed of it and she is concerned.”

Victoria is said to be joining him in London later today. David and his father had a falling out once when Ted wrote a tell-all book about David but they reconciled afterwords.

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Bionic Woman...



Bionic Woman premiered tonight and I have to say, I'm pleasantly surprised! I thought it was going to suck, but it didn't...



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Ok, first of all, it started off slow. Twenty minutes in and I was looking at the clock. But once she got released from the hospital and the powers start sinking in.

Though I do think she needs to get rid of that real arm and get a bionic one. Nobody wants a baby arm.

Anyways, I was also super excited to see Will Yun Lee in this. He's fucking hot as hell and I had the biggest crush on him in that horrible movie, Torque. That other Bionic Woman chick is fucking awesome too.

I'm not sure if I'm going to be really into this show, but I'll tune into it if I remember.

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Dirty Sexy Money....



So I saw the premiere of the new Peter Krause show, Dirty Sexy Money and I have to say that I liked it! I never watched Six Feet Under so I didn't go into it expecting much from him, but I really liked the premiere and I can't wait for the next episode...



Careful! Spoilers ahead!

Ok, so the show is basically about an ultra rich, old money family from NYC. There's five kids and a set of parents in the Darling family and they each have major issues. I'm not going to do a full recap but the show is basically about a lawyer, Nick George, who's father was the Darling family lawyer. He dies in a helicopter accident and the Darling family (some reluctantly) hire Nick as their new lawyer. Nick didn't want to take the job at first because he hated that his father worked for the Darlings and didn't want to be anything like him. After offering him $10 million to give to his charities on top of his salary, Nick agrees and immediately gets sucked back into the Darling world.

You find out at the end of the episode that his dad's helicopter was recovered without his body and that his father was having an affair with the matriarch of the family, Letitia Darling. He vows to keep working for the Darlings until find out if/who murdered his father.

I'm thinking his father's not dead and just wanted to get away from the Darlings. It makes it seem like Trip (Daddy Darling) killed him for his (faux) concern at the end, but I don't think so.

I can't wait to find out! This show is fun, kind of like a mix of Desperate Housewives and Dallas.

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Wednesday, September 26, 2007

ANTM results...

Who got kicked off of ANTM in tonights episode....




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Clarissa pregnant again



Melissa Joan Hart is three months pregnant with her first child. Melissa and her husband, Mark Wilkerson, have a 17 month old son named Mason. Congrats to Clarissa/Sabrina!

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What in the fuck happened to her face?!?!?



I remember being a little kid and watching Edward Scissorhands and getting a girl-crush on Winona Ryder and getting a real crush on Johnny Depp as Edward Scissorhands. God he was hot in that movie. What?

Anyways, what in the fuck happened to her?!?!? I mean, even during the whole trial when she stole all of that shit she looked decent. What happened, Wino-the original?!?!?

Here's the rest of the gang, including Marisa Tomei (who shows Wino how to do it) Anna Wintour and Andre Leon Talley at the Alberta Ferretti show at Milan Fashion Week.





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Staying In Utah



Lindsay will not be leaving rehab this weekend, says Dina Lohan.

There have been rumors around the net that Lindsay would be leaving rehab this weekend, but Dina texted Billy Bush to let him know different.

“Not true staying in Utah.”

Why the hell is she always texting and calling Billy Bush? Ugh, is she fucking him or something? At least a blowjob on the side is alls I'm sayin...

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Megan Fox as a killer?



Megan Fox, the chick from Transformers, has been rumored to have interest in the upcoming movie Hack/Slash, which is based on a comic book. The comic book is based on Cassie Hack, who kills her mother who was a Jason/Michael Myers type slasher. She then makes it her mission to hunt down all of these supernatural killers.

Now that's some good casting. Megan Fox is kind of like a low-rent Angelina Jolie, at least before she got boring, so you know I love her.

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No Bebe



Jennifer Lopez has stated that she is not prego. Jellotore was at a school earlier this morning at a press conference to anounce her tour alongside her husband Marc Anthony, when she addressed the pregnancy rumors.

“I don’t mind when people talk about this. I get the interest. I’m not the only [celeb] who gets these rumors. Everyone calls about this every month . . . but, no.”

I kind of believe her. I mean she's old so why would she risk the pregnancy by going on tour?

Though.....she is getting fat in the face...

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Only Jay for Paris



Paris Hilton did a pre-taped interview for David Letterman earlier today and got pissed off because he started asking her about jail and made fun of it.

Well, little Miss Paris wasn't too pleased and burst into tears as soon as they finished taping and threw a fit. She then said that she would never do his show again.

Why was she even on Letterman, anyways? I mean, what does she have to promote? Adding a new boytoy to the list for the opening of your vagina, does not merit a visit to The Late Show With David Letterman.

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Steve O was on Howard this morning...



Steve-O, resident Jackass, talked about his former relationship with Kat Von D on Howard Stern this morning. He said that he loved her, but couldn't deal with the cameras all of the time. Kat has a reality show, L.A. Ink. He also said he couldn't handle all of the stress because of her divorce.

Uh, this is coming from the biggest fame-whore? Couldn't deal with the cameras? wtf ever.

He also hinted at doing drugs (whippits) with Lindsay. He also said that she stole a bag of something (coke?) from him and that he gave drugs to Paris. He then said that there would be a third Jackass movie. Also, he said that he's never had sex with Paris because she's always had a boyfriend when he's been around her and that he thinks Britney is way too intense, even for him, to hang with.

Steve-O annoys/creeps me out. I can't stand his laugh. Bam falls into that same category for me.

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All For Publicity



Kerry Katona thought she miscarried but after going back to the doctor she found out she's still pregnant. Miracle! Her rep says:

"After further examination it has been revealed that Kerry Katona is still pregnant. Kerry went back into hospital for a medical procedure last night (Tuesday). However, a blood test revealed surprising results – her pregnancy hormones had gone up, not down. Kerry was taken for a second scan and was shown her baby’s 3mm heart beat. It has transpired that Kerry is only five weeks pregnant, not seven-eight weeks, which is why the scan was not clear and coupled with bleeding led to her being diagnosed with having had a miscarriage. She is still at risk of complications – however she and Mark are ecstatic that she is still pregnant with their baby."

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PR At Its Best



Renee Zellweger talked shoes with a makeup artist at Saks and when the chick, Fra??? got back to work someone came up to her and gave her a pair of Manolo Blahniks, courtesy of Renee.

How come that shit never happens to me? With my luck I'd run into Toasty from Flavor of Love at Old Navy and score a pair of flip-flops.

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Even More Naked



Polish born Mexican actress Ludwika Paleta gets nude in her new movie, Propiedad Ajena. She was in the best novela ever, María la del Barrio with Thalia.

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Baby Moynahan!



Awe, it's a baby! I'm one to tell the truth about the "cuteness" of babies, and that one's adorable! Most newborns aren't that hot but Bridget's baby is cute.

I wonder if Gisele's seen him yet...

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What hours in makeup and wardrobe does...



Yay! More SATC movie pics! You know what sucks though, that by the time the actual movie comes out I'll probably know what happens.

Even though, I can't wait!

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Mother Teresa With The Herp



Paris Hilton is said to be going to Rwanda after she finishes her movie, Repo! The Genetic Opera. I hate Paris just like most of the world but I think she's kind of doing a good thing. Sure she's doing it to seem like "a good person" but whatever anybody can do to help out impovrished countries and children especially is a good thing. So what if it's a publicity stunt, nah mean?

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DON'T EAT THE CAKE!!!



Pambo and her new boyfriend, Rick Salomon (Paris's fuck-toy in One Night In Paris), are engaged. Ugh, I feel so bad for whoever has to clean their sheets. Those things have got to be toxic.

In other Pambo news, friends are afraid for her, because she parties way to hard. She has Hep C and her liver is shot but she still goes out every night and parties way too hard.

It's Pamela Anderson! I mean, what else does she have to do. It's not like she has a career. Sure she has kids but they can stay home with Tommy Le.... oh shit, they're screwed.

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YES!



Maya Rudolph will be returning to Saturday Night Live!!!!

''It was an agonizing decision, but ultimately, I feel I made the best choice both as a mother and as an actress. I couldn’t be happier to be returning to SNL.''

What that really means is that NBC shat bricks over the outrage caused yesterday because she wasn't going back to SNL and they have now offered her more money. She deserves it.

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X-Tina and her bump





Even though she still hasn't wiped off that red lipstick, she's looking a little better than before. I hate seeing chicks with so much makeup, but whatevs, she's cute.

Ugh, I take that back. Too much blush, too much eyeshadow/eyeliner. Natural look works best for you, sweetie!

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Prego? Again?



The Jello prego rumors won't die. Jello showed up to a school in the Bronx to announce their upcoming concert tour together. She looked a little chunky in the midsection so now everybody thinks she's pregnant again.

Marc Anthony, Jennifer's husband denounced the rumors after speculation following her fashion show, where she appeared to have a very large belly.

I'm guessing she's not knocked up. Or they're lying and don't want to announce in fear it's bad luck. I'm horrible at guessing the knocked up bitches.

Here are more pictures of them at the school. Ugh, those t-shirts they made the kids wear are horrible. I would not have worn that shit.

P.S. She totally looks like Kelly Clarkson in the face in the picture above. Maybe she is knocked up. Her face is getting fat.

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Low-Rent Fiddy and Kanye



Mimooo and Puffy are "batteling" it out, not on the charts but in perfume sales. Puffy started it by saying:

“I challenge all of my female counterparts that have fragrances…that my fragrance is better than theirs,” Diddy boasts. “I’m a man and I know how women should smell!”

And Mimoo responded with:

“I heard about this competition, and I wish Puff all the best with his new fragrance, but I think we’re actually appealing to different types of women,” says Mimi. “M by Mariah Carey is about being unforgettable, not unforgivable. It’s not about a ménage à trois or a one night stand, it’s for the woman who wants the man to fall in love with her immediately, stay in love, and treat her like royalty.”

Was that a jab at Puffy cheating on his baby mama? Probably. I bet Puffy's scent smells like coochie and burger king and Mimoo's smells like glitter and butterflies mixed with KFC.

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OMG!!!



Awwwwwww! How freaking cute! Brad and Angie adopted a white pit bull puppy named Lennie! I'm one of those freaks who love dogs more than humans (I know, I'm nuts but look how cute he is) and pit bull puppies are adorable! I'm not one that believes the whole pit bulls are dangerous schtick. People are the ones who turn them into "monsters".

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Kerry Katona Loses Baby



Yesterday I posted a story about Brit personality Kerry Katona being pregnant. Well, sadly, she lost her baby just hours after anouncing the pregnancy. Her rep says as good as can be expected

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Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Justice League of America Plot



For the nerds and geeks out there who can't wait for this movie to come out (like myself), the plot for JLA has been revealed....



-- The characters of Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, Green Lantern, The Flash and Martian Manhunter comprise the League. One name that I did not hear mentioned was that of Aquaman. Where’d the fish guy go? Good question.

-- Story elements from the screenplay have been adapted directly from DC’s JLA comic book series.

-- The man wearing the Green Lantern ring in the JLA film is John Stewart and not Hal Jordan (Earth’s first Green Lantern) or Kyle Rayner (who followed after Stewart’s run in the comic book continuity.) It should be noted that in the Justice League cartoon series John Stewart is the same character serving as Earth’s Green Lantern.

-- The Flash is the youngest member of the JLA. He has a crush on Wonder Woman.

-- Wonder Woman is portrayed as the member that acts as defacto humanitarian and face for the League. Our source told us that the best way to describe how she is written in the script is to “think of Angelina Jolie and her relations with foreign countries.”

-- Unbeknownst to the League Batman has a piece of technology that he developed called the “Redeye”, a cool piece of hardware that he can use to spy unbeknownst on the other League members. Want to know what the secret identity of Superman is? Not a problem. Want to find out what can cripple or kill each League member, their Achilles heel? It’s a snap with the Redeye. Batman files away the knowledge in case the day might ever come when he will need to use it to take down a member of the JLA that goes rogue or becomes a villain.

-- The Redeye is a fulcrum to the events that transpire in the movie. A villain —and I’m not at liberty to say which specific one or ones — will gain control of the Redeye. Instead of serving as a means of protecting the planet’s populace from the threat of a superhuman out of control, this creation of Batman’s will come back to haunt him, threaten the lives of the League and the safety of everyone on the entire planet.

-- During the course of the movie the day that Batman feared would come happens: a member of the League will, and we directly quote our source here, “go bad.”


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Totally Not Fake



He needs to just come out and admit it already. I mean, everybody knows.

Check out more pictures of Oscar and his wild nights with the strippers after the jump!

Warning! One of the pics is NSFW!





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"Real" Brit-tit Fans Hate Chris Crocker



All I've got to say is, I LOVE HER!!!

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How do you say "That's Hot" in Swedish?



Paris Hilton picked up a guy from a street corner. Seriously. Paris Hilton saw a hot guy on the corner and he turned out to be a Swedish tourist who was staying at the hostel.

Now Paris is taking him everywhere, trying to turn him into a model.

I'll give it to her, the boy is hot but ugh, how gross is he for being Paris's bitch? I'm guessing he doesn't speak english so how they communicate is (and should always remain) a mystery.

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Just Because: Peter Petrelli

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Eva Mendes Pregnant?



Eva Mendes was seen at a pre-natal yoga class and seems to have a little pouch. Is she pregnant? Who knows. Time will always tell and I'm horrible at guessing these. I'm guessing no, for kicks.

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He's still kind of hot



Nikki Sixx, formerly of Motley Crue, came on the Howard Stern Show this morning and talked about his new book, The Heroin Diaries. It's like The Nanny Diaries but funner.

He admitted to a couple of fucked up things, including having six girls line up naked with coke on their backs and snort the coke while fucking them one by one. But he then admits to having a small peen and being hung "like a light switch". Harsh! I hate hot guys with small peens.

Nikki also spoke about his mom dating Richard Pryor and watching his mom get stoned out with him.

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Another NOOOOOOOO!!!



Maya Rudolph is no longer going to be on Saturday Night Live. There's no reason to watch anymore. I mean, first Jimmy Fallon, then Tina Fey and then they let off all those people and now Maya! Ugh, that means no more Donatella!

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No!!!!!!!



Horrible casting choice! Jessica Biel is in talks in starring as Wonder Woman in that Justice League of America Movie. First of all, NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Ugh, I love Jessica but she is way too buff to play Wonder Woman. She's not supposed to be buff, that's what the arm cuffs were for.

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Another One Who Needs A Driver



I will never understand people who can afford not only a cab but a driver and then drive drunk.

Keifer Sutherland was pulled over for a suspected DUI and then blew twice the legal limit into the breath-a-lizer. He was previously arrested in 2004 for another DUI so he is going to recieve the minimum sentence of 5 days in jail.

My friend is like obsessed with 24, but I never got into it. Way too over-hyped.

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No Superhead for Jaime Fox



Jaime Fox was on Howard Stern this morning talking about his run-in with Karrine "Superhead" Steffans.

He hit on her at a club and went home with her, not knowing who she was but she did seem familiar to him. Once he was in a very compromising position (think about her nickname) her remembered who she was and decided to call it a night.

He also went on to talk about his past in Texas and how his mother, who was his adoptive sister, is crazy. Apparently she was adopted and then got pregnant with him. Because she couldn't take care of him his adoptive grandparents adopted him.

And finally Howard asked him about Tom Cruise, and if he had tried to convert him to Scientology. Jaime said he had but since he was brought up Southern Baptist he didn't really go for it. He also said Tom didn't push him into it.

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The Cruzs All Look The Same





Monica Cruz and her cousin were at the beach where her cousin got topless.

Scandal! (sarcasm here)

Everybody does in Spain. Check out the rest of the NSFW pictures after the jump.





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Hugo Chavez is nuts



And thank god I'm not Venezuelan or I'd be shot for that statement.

Chavez had ordered Venezuelans to push back their clocks by a half an hour, so that kids wouldn't have to get up before dawn to go to school. Everybody else in the world is on the same minute time except for venezuela.

LOVE IT! He's so fucking nuts, it's hilarious. Remember when he called Bush the devil at the U.N. meeting?

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All About Babies



Kerry Katona has announced that she is five weeks pregnant. Kerry, who just gave birth seven months ago to a baby girl, has said that she's bleeding. She's afraid that she might miscarry but she's excited about being pregnant. This would be her fourth child.

Five weeks?!?!? Is that even a fetus at this point? I forget, but I'm thinking not.

Ugh, part of me thinks that she gets pregnant just to remain in the tabloids.

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Much Better!



Posh (pictured above with Marc Jacobs) is rumored going to be stripping down and joining the Pussycat Dolls in some stage shows! I have no idea who I have to "service" to see these show but I'm totally "down" with it, if you catch my drift.

This news comes after reports that Tori Spelling will be joining PCD. Uh, nobody wants to see the words stripping and Tori Spelling in the same sentence let alone see her ass strip down. ::shudders::

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Charm School meets Ugly Betty



Mo'Nique is said to guest star on Ugly Betty. I was totally going to type Betty la there.

She's going to be playing the weekend receptionist at mode who has a crush on Harry.

I love Mo'Nique and can't wait until Thursday! Now I have Grace Kelly by Mika stuck in my head. That song also happens to be the alarm tone on my cell. Sigh.

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A Little Too Late



A date has been set for an inquest on the death of Daniel Smith, Ana Nicole Smith's son. The date, October 30th, comes fourteen months after he mysteriously died in the Bahamas, where his mother was giving birth to Dannielynn.

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More Shia!



The new Transformers movie is rumored to be aiming for a summer '09 release.

How fucking horrible is it that we're thinking two years ahead know. God, I hate getting older. Time flies after you turn 21.

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Baby news all around!



Tina Yothers, best known from Family Ties and Celebrity Fit Club, has given birth to a baby boy. Congratulations!

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A.J. Michalka in Lovely Bones



A.J. Michalka has been cast in Lovely Bones. Lovely Bones is a book about a girl who ... oh I shouldn't ruin it. I can't wait to see this movie, the book was amazing. Gut-wrenching, but amazing. Ryan Gosling, Rachel Weisz are co-starring with Peter Jackson directing.

True story. I was talking to a friend about books being turned into shitty movies and I told him that I would hate if Lovely Bones was ever being turned into a movie. He then told me that Peter Jackson had just been signed on to direct.

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Who knows what to believe anymore



Apparently the sex tape featuring Meg White of the White Stripes. Meg's rep issued this statement:

"Some people have a very twisted sense of humor and this prank is in particularly bad taste. The tape circulating on the Internet as featuring Meg White is fake. It's definitely not Meg."

It sure as hell looked like her. To check out the video, click here.

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Did Y'all see Heroes!



Although it was anti-climactic, it was good. It wasn't as awesome as the series premiere but I wasn't expecting it to be.

Danie Ramirez, who plays Maya this season, was interviewed by the NYMag and was quizzed about her character.

My characters name is Maya Herrera, and I have a twin brother played by Shalim Ortiz. I have a deadly ability, and I have done something horrific, so I am on the run. When you first meet my character, she's on the run from the cops. You find her somewhere in Central America. She is Dominican, though, and eventually you'll find out how she ended up leaving the Dominican Republic and all that. I played a very dark character in season one, a couple episodes in — I'll give you that hint.

Read the rest of her intervew at the source and my "review" on this episode after the jump!

P.S. This contains spoilers, so if you haven't watched, don't click!

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Ok, I'm over Claire, she's boring. Her storyline was so prevalent last season there's nothing more for her to do but just stand in the background. The new sibling characters from Latin America are way more interesting.

Claire and her family moved from Texas to California and are now the Butlers, not the Bennets. Claire wants to be a cheerleader, her dad says she has to stay low and not draw any attention to herself. She meets a guy who in class who we find out at the end of the episode has the ability to fly. At first I thought it was Peter and was creeped out by it because ew, he's her uncle. But it wasn't....

Nathan has turned into a hobo with a beard. His wife has left him and it looks like he's no longer in office. His mom is pissed at him for not letting the city blow up and wants him to move on and pick up the pieces. Peter is apparently dead but Nathan feels he's going to be back. Later on in the episode Claire ends up calling Nathan, who is her biological father, but he doesn't want to speak with her....

Mohinder is back in India speaking about the Heroes and wanting to raise awareness about a probable plague that could affect them. He's apparently being followed by a guy from the company HRG (Horned Rimmed Glasses guy aka Noah Bennet aka Claire's dad) used to work for. The guy ends up being a Hero himself who can turn things to gold. He convinces Mohinder to work for his company, because Mohinder needs money to further fund his research. Later on in the episode we find out that Mohinder, HRG and Matt Parkman are all in league together to try to bring down the company....

Matt Parkman has been taking care of Molly (the girl who knows where everybody is) with Mohinder. He just joined the NYPD. Molly is having nightmares about the "boogyman" and can't sleep, so her teacher is worried. Matt, who divorced his wife who was pregnant (I'm totally guessing it wasn't his baby, since she was cheating on him)....

Somewhere in South America, Alejandro and Maya are running away from the police. Apparently Maya has a power which seems to happen when she's upset or scared. She causes death, somewhat like the plageu. I'm guessing her brother is either going to die or not be a huge character this season since Shalim Ortiz (Alejandro) isn't a regular cast member but Dania Ramirez (Maya) is. Hopefully that won't be the case because I love the siter/brother combo....

Hiro ends up, like we saw in the season finale, in 1671 Japan. He ends up meeting up with Takezo Kensei, who not only happens to be white, but isn't the Hero Hiro wanted him to be....

Hiro's dad Kaito and Ando are still in NYC waiting for Hiro to return. When Ando gets Kaito a newspaper a picture of a mark on his face appears within the newspaper. Meanwhile Peter and Nathan's mom Angela recieves the same picture with the same mark on her face, which Kaito later says means they're going to die within 24 hours. Kaito is standing on the roof and sends Ando for the sword to defend himself. Before he could get it, a guy who seems to know already tackles him off of the roof of the building where he appears to be dead....

Somewhere in Ireland, a couple of thugs are trying to steal some Ipods from a storage crate, open it up and surprise, surprise! It's Peter Petrelli!

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Lindsay's Not A Ho, Says Rep



Lindsay has been accused of having sex with a married man while he's been at the Cirque Lodge Rehab Clinic with her.

The man, Dead Stays Alive singer Tony Allen, is married to packaging heir, Stephanie Allen. The two have eight month old twins. Stephanie filed for divorce after she learned on the internet that her husband had had an affair while in Rehab with LiLo.

Both LiLo and Tony both deny the affair, stating they're just good friends who discuss life. Her rep says:

“It’s unfortunate Stephanie Allen is blaming the demise of her marriage on Lindsay. Stephanie needs to look at her marriage to determine the reason why things went wrong because it has nothing to do with Lindsay. Lindsay and Tony are friends and that’s all. They are supporting one another through a similar experience. This is a friendship based on trust and mutual support and nothing else.”

Whatever. Is it even possible for LiLo to have a friendship with a guy and not bang him? I mean, it's LiLo!

Remember those rumors about her being caught on tape having sex. Somebody needs to get on steeling that and selling it to some porn company, stat.

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Wonder Woman?



Victoria Hill is rumored to be playing Wonder Woman in the Justice League of America movie. She's hot enough, I guess. I loved Wonder Woman. I was her and She-Ra for Halloween when I was little. OMG remember the plastic masks? Sigh. If only I were 5 again.

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Ruby Megan Henson



Charlotte Church has named her daughter, Ruby Megan Henson, who was born weighing in at 6lbs 12oz. Ruby's a cute name, though I'm not sure it goes with Megan but hey, it's not my name! Congrats to the family!

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The Rich Get Off Easy



Nick Bollea (Hogan) has plead No Contest to speeding in a construction zone. He was fined $1000 and ordered to complete a 12 hour driving class. He was also fined $73.50 for not wearing a seat belt.

Isn't the guy who got hurt in that accident still in a coma? I mean, $1000? Ugh.

EDIT:

I was wrong, I'm sorry. This retard admits when she's wrong.

The case that he was just charged for above was not in relation to the car crash that landed his friend and himself in a hospital.

That crash happened a couple of weeks after this incident, where he was stopped by a police officer when he was going over double the speed limit in a construction zone.

Now, as a Florida driver, I find it ridiculous that someone doesn't get arrested for going more than double the speed limit in a construction or school zone. People get arrested for lesser offenses in this state.

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Monday, September 24, 2007

Bitch Fight!!!



Sienna Miller and Kate Moss stunned guests at a wedding the two were attending when they started yelling and fighting.

Kate, who has been friends with Rhys Ifans for years got pissed because ever since Sienna's been dating him, he hasn't made any time with her. She started yelling at her, saying that she stole her style and was trying to steal her life.

Sienna started yelling back, but Kate's bff Sadie Frost, the ex-wife of Sienna's ex Jude Law, stepped in and told them to squash it.

BITCH! How dare she break that up. OMG, bitches fighting at a wedding is the best thing EVER to watch. Scratch that. Two skinny bitches fighting at a wedding who eventually knock over the cake is the best thing EVER.

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Not A Whore



Yet. I'm just playin' y'all.

But you know it's true.

Miley Cyrus is not pregnant. Photoshop is a bitch, isn't it. J-14 has lashed out and stated that Miley never told them she was pregnant and someone posted the fake story on the net.

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Britney's Ex-Bodyguard Sells His Story



Tony Baretto, the surprise witness at Brit-tit's custody case and her ex-bodyguard talked to News of the World and talks about his time with her.

He basically says she's a horrible mother with a mental problem that isn't helped by her drug and alcohol abuse. Like we didn't already know that.



He also claims that Britney has overdosed before and that she walks around the house naked in front of her staff and even goes as far as to bend over in front of people. She would grind up on him and wouldn't wear underwear. She was suicidal at times and would even speak in her own language. She would talk to the kids in that language and to herself all the time.

Britney, who is going to be drug tested twice a week and has an upcoming court hearing for a hit and run accident that happened earlier this summer, is said to be checking into rehab, or at least that's what people around her want her to do.

If Britney truly wanted to get help and change her behavior, she would already realise that she needs to check into rehab. Remember that weird video that she made after she got out of rehab last time? She clearly doesn't know what's good for her and doesn't seem to want help.

It's sad because you'd think that losing her kids would be the catalyst for her to get help but she hasn't changed her behavior.

Anyways, read more of what Tony had to say at the source. It's hella long but worth the read.

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More SATC Movie pics!







The girls are said to have bumped into younger versions of themselves on the street in a cute scene. Sigh. I can't wait! I'm such a chick.

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They didn't work



Jade Goody, star of Big Brother UK has revealed she was addicted to diet pills.

"I've done so much damage to my body through taking the pills and making myself sick.

"I've gone down that road and don't want to go back."

Her weight has gone up and down between two dress sizes in the past five years.

I say she take over the TrimSpa spotlight now that Ana Nicole is gone.

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Posh has the worst breasts



According to a plastic surgeon, Posh Spice has the worst breasts and model Caprice has the best.

Mr Mallucci said the best breasts belong to the model Caprice Bourret - a view shared by many of his clients.

He added that said patients frequently begged him not to make their breasts the same shape as Victoria Beckham's "unnaturally round" globes.

I don't care what they say I love my Posh Spice and her baseball tits.

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Another Celeb Sex Tape



Meg White from The White Stripes apparently has a sex tape out. The group, which includes her ex-husband, Jack White, recently canceled dates on their tour. I'm guessing the sex tape is the reason they canceled.

Jack White is not the person in the tape with her.

Why are people still recording themselves having sex? That's sooooo 1998

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Lily Allen is into older guys



Lily Allen, 22, is rumored to be dating Ed Simmons, 37. The two have been seen together a couple of times and friends are saying it might be more than "just friends".

Lily broke up her two year relationship with boyfriend Seb Chew, 30, earlier this summer.

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Can't turn a ho into a housewife



Shaunie O'Neal is said to have had an affair on Shaq with one of his personal trainers, said to be described as a "muscular Cuban". Shaunie also is said to have hidden away some of Shaq's money as well as put a down payment on a house that she would share with the "muscular Cuban".

This isn't the first time she's cheated. Shaunie used to be with Shaq's best friend until Shaq came along.

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A little Amanda goes a long way



David LaChapelle and Amanda Lepore were at the David LaChapelle Exhibition Opening in Milan for Fashion Week.

I don't know where I read it, maybe on ONTD or on someone else's blog, but they stated that David LaChapelle is one of those things that should remain in the 90's and I totally agree. He was so great but then he got into videos and too much into Pamela Anderson and it breaks my heart but he's not so great anymore.

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Disney Girls Are Whores



Miley Cyrus, Disney's main bitch is pregnant. She's just fourteen years old.

The "actress/singer" confirmed to J-14 magazine that she was prego and wouldn't say who the father was.

OMG so a couple of months ago my mom showed me the People magazine with her and her dad where they talk about her being such a good girl and her being on an allowance. I guess they should've given her more money to buy condoms...



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Marcel Marceu dies at 84



The world's most famous mime, Marcel Marceu is dead at the age of 84.

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Lauren and Stephen back together?



Lauren "LC" Conrad an Stephen Colleti are said to be back together. The Hills and Laguna Beach "reality" whores were together at the Hornitos Tequila "Fine Line" Launch Party and are rumored to have gotten back together now that Stephen and Hayden Panettiere are no longer a couple. I'm thinking he's just being a douche and trying to make Hayden jealous.

Downgrade! She upgraded to Milo and you're going to try and one up her with LC? Yeah, no.

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More of Oscar and his ho











This story is getting weirder and weirder. The ho who took the pictures is going to be talking to The Insider Monday night. Can't wait for her to spill the beans!

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Naomi wants babies



Naomi Campbell wants kids and doesn't feel like a complete woman without them.

"I would love to be a mum. I don't think a woman is 100 per cent a woman unless she has a child and becomes a mother," Contactmusic quoted her, as saying.

Wait, does that mean that women who aren't mothers aren't complete women? I don't know about you but I haven't had a kid and I feel like a complete woman.

Now, I know I don't know Naomi personally, but she seems to be a person who doesn't need kids. I mean, you can't throw cellphones at them. Actually I think my mom threw a cell phone at me once, but I was grown up by then.

Here's more of Naomi at Fashion Week in Milan at the Boy George & B-Rude runway show.



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More of Nicole and Joel in Hawaii







How come Nicole looks better in a bikini when she's pregnant than when she's not?

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Not even Barely Legal



Vanessa Hudgens was 15 when she took those nudie pics. Pervs! All y'all who were thinking nasty thoughts about her are some pervs! Nasty!

Her ex-boyfriend, Adam O’Neal, has spoken out about recieving the pictures of her after they broke up their three month relationship back in 2003.

“She said she still wanted to be friends with me, and she was sending me a picture.

“Up came the picture on the computer and I realized I was looking at Vanessa — standing stark naked and looking right at me.

“I’d never seen her in the nude before, but I recognized the background. The picture was taken in her bedroom and she must have taken it with a camera sitting on the dresser and set on timer.

“I was so shocked I couldn’t think of anything to say. I just messaged back, ‘Thank you.’”

According to him he didn't leak the pictures ans was surprised that they surfaced all over the internet, which brings up the question of who did. I'm thinkint she leaked them herself. I didn't even know about Vanessa (except for that annoying song she had out) before the nudies and now she's everywhere.

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Lies!



I told you it was all a publicity stunt.

Maureen McCormick's publisher is saying that the lesbian tales of Marcia and Jan Brady are false.

"We are verifying that it is not true," said Debbie Styer, senior vice president of group publicity at William Morrow, the book's publisher. "The real story of what happened in [McCormick's] life and behind the scenes of the show will all come out when the book comes out."


I'm telling you, they released that info themselves. Nobody cares about MM's life and they need to build a buzz.

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Bones gots a weave



Jenna and Tito made an appearance at 2007 USO World Gala and I have to bite my tongue and say she looks good. I mean, the face is still way too pulled back, the lips way too pumped up, but she added the extensions and that seemed to add ten pounds on her. At least her face.

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Breaking-up, Pregnant or Adopting



Angie and Brad are said to be planning a trip to an orphanage in Burma to adopt another kid. Wasn't she pregnant just last week?

Sources say she's enlisting the help of a Burmese monk to visit an orphanage because she wants to adopt a baby girl.

I say good for them, if it's true. I'm one that loves big families and the fact that they're adopting and helping other families around the world is great.

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Sunday, September 23, 2007

More interviews from the cast of Heroes

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Someone's in need of attention



Adrianne Curry is boycotting BET and Black History Month because she thinks it's racist.

"This is gonna be hard guys. I LOVE the comedians on BET. I also LOVE the fact that they play my favorite show of all time, In Living Color. However, I do not believe in seperating ANY RACE in America. WE ARE AMERICANS! How dare we have Black History Month! In my eyes, the Native Americans deserve it MUCH more, seeing how we destroyed their ENTIRE SOCIETY. There are hardly any of them left! They also have been proven to have the WORST living conditions on their reservations. I want AN AMERICAN HISTORY MONTH. One where we learn about EVERY race, ALL OF OUR LEADERS, EVERYONE! I think by having a month dedicated to one race, and not one for any other, is RACIST. Every fund set up to only help people of one race is SICK and RACIST."


First of all, no. Yes, we are all Americans but that diversity and the different ethnicities and backgrounds is what this country was built on and we should embrace that and enjoy our different cultures. That's what Univision and BET are for. You don't see a lot of diversity on network television and if it wasn't for those channels we wouldn't have a face on television. And if it wasn't for black history month we wouldn't necessarily know about black history. I went to school in America and it wasn't taught to me in any other month but February. BET and other channels like them aren't segregating, they're portraying a culture that isn't represented all the time in mainstream television. It's kind of like saying why have an all news channel, why not just have the news on regular channels or why have a gay channel. Why not watch what you want because you enjoy it and stop making things more than what they are.

OK, I'm done.

Click here to read Adrianne's entire blog.

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ANTM girls get to the house

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