Lindsay Lohan's dad is going to be helping her cope with being sober. He's going back to Utah to couch her through in an outpatient program.

I'm sorry, I know it's your dad and all, but the last thing Lindsay needs is for her parents to coach her in anything. He'll run to OK! or People! and tlel them exactly what happened, and Lindsay needs to stay out of the spotlight and work on herself for a bit.

Damn. Was that me being nice to LiLo? I must be getting my period or something.

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