Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me.

I thought these bitches hated each other? Boring Conrada, Audrina Patridge and Lo Bosworth were spotted leaving Kumo Restaurant last night in L.A.

I really like Lo's dress. Has anybody actually purchased something from Boring's collection? They're nice enough but not worth the money for the basics that they are.

Actually those are two of the same thing, really. Just kidding, I love Kim Kardashian. I love the outfit, I really do (street hookers represent) but isn't it a little overkill. Then again, she was probably headed to some event, but still.

Here's more of Kim walking around running errands in heels and a mini dress.

I'm usually bored by Boring Conrad, but her outfit is too cute to not talk about. I love the flower belt and the shoes are unbelievably amazing. I've been all about flowers lately. I don't know if it's because of the SATC movie or maybe because it's summer, but I'm feeling all of the floral.

Oh, and I really like that dress. Here's more of Boring out in Beverly Hills yesterday.

I like it. I always thought she looked better with short hair.

Here's more of Reese Witherspoon out and about in Brentwood yesterday.

I knew I was missing something in my life these past few weeks, and now I know what it is. Coco-T!!! Oh, how I've missed you guys. By "you guys" I obviously mean her breasts.

Here's Coco and her pimp Ice-T out and about in Hollywood before (or after) attending the “Two Turntables And A Microphone” event.

I actually love her entire outfit. What does that say about me? A lot, I suppose. Here's more of Christina Aguilera leaving a restaurant yesterday in Hollywood.

My aunt sent it to me. I tried it on and my mom laughed and said I looked like a cartoon character.

Anywhoo, my favorite pair of chi-chi's, Christina Aguilera was out and about with her husband in NYC last night. Hey, at least it isn't the red lipstick again. Baby steps, people.

Miley Cyrus was at Disney World yesterday trying to clean up her image after the whole Vanity Fair debacle. That Vanity Fair picture is so creepy.

Anyway, I knew I should have headed to Disney yesterday. I go like twenty times a year and know the place like the back of my hand. Yes it gets old but what else is there to do in Orlando. I used to go to Sea World a couple of times a week just for the funnel cakes by the dolphin tank. True story.

Halle Berry is the new Salma Hayek. Girlfriend looks gorgeous after just having a baby. But I'm curious to know what the kid looks like. And I'm also curious to know what her baby daddy looks like naked. Just sayin'.

Here's more of Halle out and about in Hollywood yesterday.