Lipstick Bitches: 20 April 2008

Friday, April 25, 2008

What Are You Seeing This Weekend?

I'm seeing Deception. It looks really good and I'm a huge McGregor fan. And Jackman is so freaking hot. Every time I see him in a movie I think of him as Wolverine. Yummy

Besitos Por La Tarde

Crazy goes back to Oprah: ASL

Michael Jackson swears off women: Celebitchy

Gary Coleman gets divorced: Celebslam

Chloe's a freak on a leash: Dlisted

Just Why: YISIAW

Amy Winehouse has been arrested! She's been taken in on suspicion of assault charges. Well, maybe she'll sober up in there.

Amy is said to be released within the hour.

They need to post her mugshot asap.

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Video Of The Week:

Song Of The Day:

Real Girl by Mutya Buena. The song can be found on her album, Real Girl.

Brad's Other Woman

Angelina Jolie looked so freaking cute in that yellow dress. I want it. I'd wear it with black mary jane stillettos and walk around buzzing in people's ears because I'd feel like a bee.

Great Gams

I'm loving Gwyneth Paltrow's style as of late. She's been showing off some skin and looks great. A lot of people are saying the dress was too short, but whatever. She's got great legs and can show them off if she pleases. And the dress is super cute.

Gwyneth was in London yesterday for the premiere of her new movie Iron Man.

Quote Of The Day:

“Tyra? I don’t know. She doesn’t like Kat much though.“

-Lauren Utter, in response to who the judges favorites were on ANTM.

Of course Tyra doesn't like Katarzyna. She doesn't even care enough to get her name right. I think it's because Kat doesn't kiss her ass like the rest of the girls do. And Kat is incredibly gorgeous and has a chance to go on and become a great model. Tyra tends to hate the girls with obvious potential.

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Picture Of The Day:

Besitos Por La Manana

Famazing shoes: SICK.

Deelishis Shakes 2: The New Jack

The face of pro-choice America: Ex Everything

Best mugshot: Mahalo Fashion

Beautiful watercolors: Glorious Nonsense

Gorgeous

Julianne Moore posed for more of Annie Lebowitz for Disney Dreams. Honestly? I think hers is the best. I really loved Rachel Weisz as Snow White, but this one tops it.

New Dark Knight Poster

I'm so excited about this movie. It looks like it's going to be beyond amazing. Plus, Christian Bale is really hot and I'm sooo hoping there's a shirtless scene in there somewhere.

Thursday, April 24, 2008

ANTM Episode 10 Videos

Here's a video of Katarzyna finally correcting Tyra on the pronunciation of her name. And Tyra, of course, brushes it off as if she doesn't even care. Sad to say, but Kat's probably going home next week. You know how Ty-Ty feels about someone pointing out her bullshit.

Check out the commercials the girls did in Rome after the jump.

ANTM: TOP MODEL 10 Confidential

So instead of doing a recap for a recap show, I decided to compile a couple of my favorite moments of the recap show, in picture form.

Warning: very image heavy. Those with slow internet speed, beware.

Quote of the week!

"I want to be like freakin' mother Teresa, but in a Diva kind of way, Okay?"
-Dominique

ANTM: If You Can't Make It Here, You Can't Make It Anywhere

You know what time it is.

This week, Whitney is bitching and blabbing about being a plus-size model, blah blah, fat, blah, plus size, blah blah, blah. Shut the fuck up.

Claire whines about being in the bottom two and the other girls bitch about her fabulous reaction.

Awe, Stacy Ann thinks Claire is over the top.

The girls get a Tyra Mail where Dominique thinks their upcoming challenge has to do with Broadway or acting. Apparently her mother thinks she’s a natural born actress. The real question is if she’s a natural born woman. Me thinks her mom is the only one to answer that truthfully.

The next morning Lauren starts bitching and yelling at someone else in the house. This time, it’s Fatima because she was pissed that Lauren threw her coffee out.

Fatima needs to quit bitching at Lauren because Lauren will kill a bitch. What do you expect from a chick who drinks coffee from a wine glass? Classy all the way.

The girls head out and find out that the challenge has nothing to do with Broadway and has to do with go-sees. Sorry Dom-Dom!

They’re split up into two groups. Team 1 consists of Claire, Stacy Ann, Dom-Dom and Whitney. Team 2 is Katarzyna, Anya, Lauren and Fatima.

Awe, Stacy Ann is always getting lost!

The girls walk around New York and visit with different designers, where Pamella de Vos of Pamella Roland tells Whitney she would never book her because she’s not a size 2. She also said that she wouldn’t book Fatima either because she wasn’t a size 2 either. She’s an equal opportunity bitch.

Wait, Katarzyna is actually getting camera time? Oooh, and she’s wearing a hat. That has to means she got her makeover.

And it’s time for the quote of the week!

This week, the quote is brought to us by none other than Stacey Bendet from Alice and Olivia.

She was the last designer in the go-sees and judged the girls on their walks. She pretty much liked everyone, except for Lauren

“Lauren, she’s very tall, but I mean, HORSE WALK!?! She was kind of like stomping through the showroom. It was kind of funny.”

I love her.

In the end, Team 1 wins because Stacy Ann booked the most jobs.

Their prize is doing a feature for Seventeen magazine. Wait, Dom-Dom in Seventeen magazine? Seriously? She hasn’t been seventeen in twenty years.

The next day the girls go to their photo shoot where they find this:

Break through the wall? It would’ve been even more hilarious if it was a brick wall and Tyra was running, but close enough.

The girls are told they’re going to be doing a shoot based on Fuerzabruta, where they use their bodies to evoke an emotional response from the audience. Kind of like the red light district hookers in Amsterdam.

Dom-Dom is gonna kick ass.

Mike Rosenthal is so dreamy. Sigh.

Claire, being the attention whore that she is, decides to slide into the water, but ended up slamming her face into the plastic and hurting her neck.

Dominique would not be that stupid to slam her face into that.

Katarzyna got her haircut. I feel bad because I have long hair and when my evil grandmother cut my ponytail while I was sleeping (true story, she thinks evil women have long hair), I cried for weeks.

I’m not sure I love the short hair on her. It’s a little too much like Katie Holmes. That and I loved her long hair.

After the shoot, the girls get home, get their Tyra Mail and like always, one of these bitches will be going home.

Judging time, bitches!

Tyra finally gets Katarzyna’s name right! Unfortch for Kat, Miss J takes the opportunity to call her Neutrogena. How very creative. But it doesn’t matter, because Ty-Ty goes on to fuck up her name again.

Dom-Dom’s outfit is a little too shear for Tyra. Ty-Ty’s afraid that if Dom-Dom bent over, they’d get a show. Of what, her tucking technique? Actually, her bending over in that outfit would answer so many questions.

Tyra claims that Katarzyna doesn’t have a personality. Just because she’s not a tranny:

Or psychotic:

doesn’t mean she doesn’t have a personality.

In the end, the bottom two were Claire and Lauren,

with Claire going home.

I’m actually kind of sad Claire is going home. Sure she was an evil bitch these past couple of episodes but the girl is gorgeous and had potential.

SNL Reunion

Tina Fey and Amy Poehler attended the premiere of their new movie, Baby Mama last night and a couple of SNL alums stepped out as well. Chris Kattan and Molly Shannon also showed up for the premiere. The movie looks pretty cute, but it also looks like I'm going to cry at some point during it, so I'll be avoiding this one until it comes out on DVD.

Where's Harvey?

My favorite ho Jordan is in L.A. and has been parading Princess around but where's Harvey? I miss seeing him in the tabloids. But seeing Jordan in a see through tank, shorts and pink Uggs almost makes up for it. Almost. And I love that she brought her best gay, Peter Andre with her.

Fergie Fucked Up A Good Thing

Fergie remixed the theme song for Sex and The City for the upcoming movie soundtrack and completely fucked it up. It's not sexy or smooth, but annoying and loud. They should've gotten Bitter;Sweet to do it, to be honest.

What do you guys think about the single?

The Fiercest HBIC In Town

The HBIC on Ugly Betty, Becki Newton aka Amanda Tanen looked fierce as all hale at The Sunglass Hut store launch party in L.A.

I freaking love Becki Newton. I love Amanda Tanen even more, though, and thank god Ugly Betty is coming back. I've missed Amanda/Mark.

Who Got Eliminated From ANTM This Week...

Saved:

Eliminated:

Covergirl of the Week:

Besitos Por La Manana

To fur or not to fur: Secretista

Recent events: Fashion Ivy

Winter for summer: Coco's Tea Party

Sponge v brush: Clumps of Mascara

Perspective: Ex Everything

Song Of The Day:

Orange County by Stefy. The song can be found on their album, The Orange Album.

Picture Of The Day:

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Upgraded Baby Bump

Nicole Kidman decided to upgrade her baby bump by purchasing the second trimester belly. I still say she's totally faking her pregnancy. Or maybe she's carrying her fetus in her lips, because that's the only thing that seems to be growing bigger during her pregnancy.

Nicole attended a press conference against violence towards women at the United Nation where she urged the UN to globally fight violence against women.

Quote Of The Day:

"I don't think I could properly educate a child right now."

-Mariah Carey, on having kids. She also said that having one would make her feel violated. Thank god for that.

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Oh, Mimi!

I actually had a skirt like that in the eleventh grade and loved it until i think my mom burned it. I wore it to a club once and decided never to wear a skirt to a club again after the guy i was dancing with slipped his hand up my skirt and tried to take my panties off. Yeah.

Anyway, the eternally 12yo Mariah Carey attended her CD release party for E=MC2 last night at Mr. Chows.

What Kind Of Fucker Is This?

I've been staring at these pictures for five minutes and I'm still trying to figure this outfit out. What in the fuck was Paris Hilton thinking. Big Bird wouldn't even wear that shit. I understand yellow is the color of the summer, but come the fuck on. And don't get me started on the skirt. Actually, the sweater's not that bad, if if wasn't 100 degrees outside, but the shoes with the sweater and the skirt. Ugh.

Paris was spotted last night walking around like soccermom tranny mess.

Ew

I still can't believe they let Joe Francis out of prison. Ten bucks he misses being somebody's bitch. It's always the high powered assholes who like being subservient in bed.

Anyway, Joe and the Kardashian sisters celebrated the launch of Girls Gone Wild magazine. True story. What has this world come to. These are the end of days, my friends. The end of days.

You Ask, I Give

A couple of you guys emailed me asking for the HQ version of last week's photo shoot on ANTM. I finally got it and decided to post it here as well as email whoever asked me back, just in case someone else was looking for it. Just click the pick and the HQ version should appear like magic. I'm a flippin magician, I am!

Also, I know I'm behind on the reviews (as always, but I should be completely caught up by the end of the week. You love my tardy ass, just admit it.

Besitos Por La Tarde:

Estelle Does Bleu: YISIAW

Tyra's so going to be all over this: Mollygood

I would hate to be her neighbor: Dlisted

Jessica Simpson's dad is fucking up her relationship: Celebitchy

Ashton's looking kind of hot: ASL

Cute Dress, Ugly Hag Bag

Paris Hilton was spotted in Beverly Hills with a really cute dress on. There, I said it. That's like two nice things I've said about Paris this past year. I'm already starting to be a nicer person.

The dress, like I said, is cute, but the bag and shoes I don't like so much. I'm also grateful that it isn't night and the paps didn't need a flash because I seriously didn't need to see it once it went see-through.

Boring's Got A New Boyfriend

Boring Conrad stepped out with a new guy last night after the Absolut party. He looks like a douche, which means I'm secretly attracted to him. Actually not, I'm not into blondes. He looks like a cleaner version of her ex, Jason. He's still a downgrade from Brody, though.

More From Absolut

Kim Kardashian is starting to be one of my favorites of these party chicks. She's gorgeous and always looks hot. And she's got just enough drag queen in her to be fierce. Kim was also in attendence at the Absolut Kanye West party.

More Hills Chicks

Boring's frenemy and future Hills co-star (you soo know it's going to happen) Kristin Cavallari also attended the Absolut party last night looking cute but sort of greasy. And old. I'm not hatin, it's just the look isn't right for her. Her outfit was cute but there's something about the makeup that was just wrong.

Cute Shoes

Boring Conrad attended Absolut 100's party for Kanye West's Glow In The Dark Tour. Her outfit is kind of cute, but of course, boring. Her shoes are the one highlight of her outfit, in my opinion.

Cutest Family Ever

Well, aside from the Pitt-Jolies, of course.

Victoria Beckham took her youngest sons Romeo and Cruz out for ice cream yesterday looking glamorous as always. I love her bagand shoes, but the dress is my fave. So summery and sweet.

There's A First Time For Everything

I'm not a big fan of Gwyneth Paltrow, I usually find her annoying and overrated, but I have to admit she was amazing in Running With Scissors and she looks amazing at the photocall in Rome for her new movie Iron Man. The dress is gorgeous on her and the shoes are killer. Plus her hair is looking really cute.

Here's more of Gwyneth, along with Robert Downey Jr., Terrence Howard and Jon Favreau in Rome.

Gorgeousness Post Baby

Nicole Richie was caught out and about in Hollywood yesterday looking gorgeous in a cute minidress and bag. I love that dress. It's perfect for summer. And she looks great in it. Simple, but fabulous.

Song Of The Day:

Rocketship by Shiny Toy Guns. The song can be found on their album, We Are Pilots.

Fierce

Julianne Moore is on the cover of French Vogue looking hot as all hell. I love her, have since Boogie Nights and I'm glad to see she's vamping it up again.

Picture Of The Day:

Listen To This: Scarlett Johansson

Ok, so not only am I not digging the album cover, I'm also not digging the title track. What do you think?

Cover Of The Week:

Besitos Por La Manana

Happy Administrative Professionals day!: Legally Heidi

Gwyneth Style: Coco's Tea Party

Audrey Does Gap: Mahalo Fashion

Fernando von Bakonstein is awesome: WB Jewelry

Someone got a makeover: The New Jack

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Just Because: Jordan

Don't even start with me. This was obligatory.

The Strangers

Here's the poster and trailer for Liv Tyler's new movie with that dude from Felicity called The Strangers. I'm actually really excited about it. The trailer isn't all that scary but I'm thinking the movie is going to freak me out.

Just Because: Chris Crocker

I'm posting this picture just because it felt natural to post another Chris Crocker picture, especially after the one I posted last week.

Plus, my mom has a girl crush on him. It's mainly because of this:

Song Of The Day:

Yo No Soy Esa Mujer by Paulina Rubio. The song can be found on her album, Paulina.

The Madge Does Elle

Madonna is on the cover of French Elle and looks fabulous. Have any of you heard more of Hard Candy? I'm not sure I love it as much as her older stuff, to be honest.

Here's one of my favorite songs on the album, Heart Beat.

Sin City 2.0

Here's the poster for The Spirit, which is based on a comic book. The movie stars Scarlett Johansson, Sam Jackson and Eva Mendes. Frank Miller, who created Sin City is directing, and his plans apparently are to make it look exactly like the movie version of Sin City. It looks cool, partly because I loved Sin City, but it's totally going to fail because of the lack of Owen: