Friday, April 25, 2008

I'm seeing Deception. It looks really good and I'm a huge McGregor fan. And Jackman is so freaking hot. Every time I see him in a movie I think of him as Wolverine. Yummy

Crazy goes back to Oprah: ASL

Michael Jackson swears off women: Celebitchy

Gary Coleman gets divorced: Celebslam

Chloe's a freak on a leash: Dlisted

Just Why: YISIAW

Amy Winehouse has been arrested! She's been taken in on suspicion of assault charges. Well, maybe she'll sober up in there.

Amy is said to be released within the hour.

They need to post her mugshot asap.


Real Girl by Mutya Buena. The song can be found on her album, Real Girl.

Angelina Jolie looked so freaking cute in that yellow dress. I want it. I'd wear it with black mary jane stillettos and walk around buzzing in people's ears because I'd feel like a bee.

Great Gams

I'm loving Gwyneth Paltrow's style as of late. She's been showing off some skin and looks great. A lot of people are saying the dress was too short, but whatever. She's got great legs and can show them off if she pleases. And the dress is super cute.

Gwyneth was in London yesterday for the premiere of her new movie Iron Man.

“Tyra? I don’t know. She doesn’t like Kat much though.“

-Lauren Utter, in response to who the judges favorites were on ANTM.

Of course Tyra doesn't like Katarzyna. She doesn't even care enough to get her name right. I think it's because Kat doesn't kiss her ass like the rest of the girls do. And Kat is incredibly gorgeous and has a chance to go on and become a great model. Tyra tends to hate the girls with obvious potential.


Famazing shoes: SICK.

Deelishis Shakes 2: The New Jack

The face of pro-choice America: Ex Everything

Best mugshot: Mahalo Fashion

Beautiful watercolors: Glorious Nonsense


Julianne Moore posed for more of Annie Lebowitz for Disney Dreams. Honestly? I think hers is the best. I really loved Rachel Weisz as Snow White, but this one tops it.

I'm so excited about this movie. It looks like it's going to be beyond amazing. Plus, Christian Bale is really hot and I'm sooo hoping there's a shirtless scene in there somewhere.

Thursday, April 24, 2008

Here's a video of Katarzyna finally correcting Tyra on the pronunciation of her name. And Tyra, of course, brushes it off as if she doesn't even care. Sad to say, but Kat's probably going home next week. You know how Ty-Ty feels about someone pointing out her bullshit.

Check out the commercials the girls did in Rome after the jump.

So instead of doing a recap for a recap show, I decided to compile a couple of my favorite moments of the recap show, in picture form.

Warning: very image heavy. Those with slow internet speed, beware.

Quote of the week!

"I want to be like freakin' mother Teresa, but in a Diva kind of way, Okay?"

You know what time it is.

This week, Whitney is bitching and blabbing about being a plus-size model, blah blah, fat, blah, plus size, blah blah, blah. Shut the fuck up.

Claire whines about being in the bottom two and the other girls bitch about her fabulous reaction.

Awe, Stacy Ann thinks Claire is over the top.

The girls get a Tyra Mail where Dominique thinks their upcoming challenge has to do with Broadway or acting. Apparently her mother thinks she’s a natural born actress. The real question is if she’s a natural born woman. Me thinks her mom is the only one to answer that truthfully.

The next morning Lauren starts bitching and yelling at someone else in the house. This time, it’s Fatima because she was pissed that Lauren threw her coffee out.

Fatima needs to quit bitching at Lauren because Lauren will kill a bitch. What do you expect from a chick who drinks coffee from a wine glass? Classy all the way.

The girls head out and find out that the challenge has nothing to do with Broadway and has to do with go-sees. Sorry Dom-Dom!

They’re split up into two groups. Team 1 consists of Claire, Stacy Ann, Dom-Dom and Whitney. Team 2 is Katarzyna, Anya, Lauren and Fatima.

Awe, Stacy Ann is always getting lost!

The girls walk around New York and visit with different designers, where Pamella de Vos of Pamella Roland tells Whitney she would never book her because she’s not a size 2. She also said that she wouldn’t book Fatima either because she wasn’t a size 2 either. She’s an equal opportunity bitch.

Wait, Katarzyna is actually getting camera time? Oooh, and she’s wearing a hat. That has to means she got her makeover.

And it’s time for the quote of the week!

This week, the quote is brought to us by none other than Stacey Bendet from Alice and Olivia.

She was the last designer in the go-sees and judged the girls on their walks. She pretty much liked everyone, except for Lauren

“Lauren, she’s very tall, but I mean, HORSE WALK!?! She was kind of like stomping through the showroom. It was kind of funny.”

I love her.

In the end, Team 1 wins because Stacy Ann booked the most jobs.

Their prize is doing a feature for Seventeen magazine. Wait, Dom-Dom in Seventeen magazine? Seriously? She hasn’t been seventeen in twenty years.

The next day the girls go to their photo shoot where they find this:

Break through the wall? It would’ve been even more hilarious if it was a brick wall and Tyra was running, but close enough.

The girls are told they’re going to be doing a shoot based on Fuerzabruta, where they use their bodies to evoke an emotional response from the audience. Kind of like the red light district hookers in Amsterdam.

Dom-Dom is gonna kick ass.

Mike Rosenthal is so dreamy. Sigh.

Claire, being the attention whore that she is, decides to slide into the water, but ended up slamming her face into the plastic and hurting her neck.

Dominique would not be that stupid to slam her face into that.

Katarzyna got her haircut. I feel bad because I have long hair and when my evil grandmother cut my ponytail while I was sleeping (true story, she thinks evil women have long hair), I cried for weeks.

I’m not sure I love the short hair on her. It’s a little too much like Katie Holmes. That and I loved her long hair.

After the shoot, the girls get home, get their Tyra Mail and like always, one of these bitches will be going home.

Judging time, bitches!

Tyra finally gets Katarzyna’s name right! Unfortch for Kat, Miss J takes the opportunity to call her Neutrogena. How very creative. But it doesn’t matter, because Ty-Ty goes on to fuck up her name again.

Dom-Dom’s outfit is a little too shear for Tyra. Ty-Ty’s afraid that if Dom-Dom bent over, they’d get a show. Of what, her tucking technique? Actually, her bending over in that outfit would answer so many questions.

Tyra claims that Katarzyna doesn’t have a personality. Just because she’s not a tranny:

Or psychotic:

doesn’t mean she doesn’t have a personality.

In the end, the bottom two were Claire and Lauren,

with Claire going home.

I’m actually kind of sad Claire is going home. Sure she was an evil bitch these past couple of episodes but the girl is gorgeous and had potential.