Good god, he's gorgeous. I don't even care about the Mickey Mouse voice anymore. David Beckham was in San Francisco to promote his new ads for Armani underwear. When I was a child, I used to dream of owning Mark Wahlberg's billboard and and getting a room big enough for it to hang on my wall. I have similar dreams now of that billboard of David Beckham. Sigh.

Get the fuck away from my future baby daddy.

That is all. Douche.

Sincerely,
Cris

Holy hell I love that dress.

Here's more of Posh at the CFDA Fashion Awards in NYC last night looking uh-may-zing.

I don't give a fuck, Posh will always be fierce to me. Even when she looks like an alien, I will always love her. It's what makes her Posh. And I love her new Marc Jacobs ads. Besides, I can never hate. She gets to bang David Beckham on a regular basis.

I loooooooove her outfit. The skirt is so cute and call me crazy (again) but I love that top as well. But of course I'm totally biased.

Here's more of Posh arriving for a Radio 1 appearance in London.

Victoria Beckham was at Harrods in London to launch the first global concession of her dVb label today looking fierce as all hell. I'm probably in the minority but I looooove that top.

Well, aside from the Pitt-Jolies, of course.

Victoria Beckham took her youngest sons Romeo and Cruz out for ice cream yesterday looking glamorous as always. I love her bagand shoes, but the dress is my fave. So summery and sweet.

The Beckhams took the kiddies to Pink Taco yesterday to celebrate Victoria's birthday. Pink Taco for your birthday! I'll pass, thank you. I prefer pink diamonds.

They are the cutest family ever. And her dress is so cute.

Total upgrade from the last one.

The Spice Girls have announced that their reunion concert will not be released on DVD. BITCHES! I had to sell my tickets to the NY show, which fucking sucks and now they're not even going to be releasing it on DVD? Ugh! Why! They'd make even more millions. Hopefully this is a ploy to get the fans pissed off and then they look like saints when they release the DVD just for us and the demand. Fingers crossed.

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David Beckham admits that his mom wasn't really fond of him showing his bulge to the entire world.

David appeared on The Tonight Show and said that he was nervous for everyone to see it.

"I was quite nervous because obviously I knew my wife and friends were going to see it. And my mum was going to see it. When the photos came out, she was the first one to call me and say, 'What are you doing?' I had to try and explain it to her and it didn't go down that well."

Yes, I only posted this story just to post the picture of him in the ad. At least I admit it. He's so pretty. Sigh.

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Victoria and David celebrated David's 100th game with the England team by going out to dinner. And probably having lots of rough sex.

The entire Beckham family was in attendance to watch David play with England against France yesterday. Unlucky for them all, England lost. Their kids are so freaking cute, though.

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I hope he didn't eat that too.