Friday, September 7, 2007

Lily needs a new boyfriend.



Lily ended her two and a half year relationship with the dreamboat pictured above, Seb Chew, and is looking for a new man. She's been hitting the gym recently, even hiring a personal trainer because she doesn't "really know if I can pull any more".

Hopefully with the new diet she'll drink less which means less drunken stupid behavior and more good music!

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Fashion's latest must have accessory



Eve's rockin' fashion's must have accessory. Guess what it is!

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What do you think she's whispering?



Maggie Gyllenhaal, Hillary Swank and Demi Moore at Fashion Week.

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Emma Watson on the set



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The cutest thing I've ever seen in my entire life!





Adopt me!

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Ten bucks it's Valtrex





Brit-tit was seen carrying around a bottle of pills and everybody's wondering "What's she on medication for?" The real question should be "What isn't this crazy bitch on medication for?" I mean, come on.

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What are you going to see this weekend?







I totally want to see Shoot 'Em Up. I'm a huge Clive Owen and Monica Belucci fan and I can't wait to see them together. Plus, Clive would've been sooooo kickass as bond.

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Diva?



Cast members have spoken out about Christian Bale on the set of the new movie 3:10 to Yuma as being a Diva. They say that he didn't talk to them unless it was in the script. What? I've never heard of people having a problem with Christian before, but what's stranger is that nobody had a problem with Russel Crowe. The cast claims he was sweet and would bbq for them all the time. Whatever. I say this is a story planted by Russel's people to make him seem more human. He's just pissed Christian's way hotter than he ever was.

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December Boys







Daniel Radcliffe at the premiere for his new movie, December Boys.

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Fashion Rocks Concert



Check out some of the pics from the Fashion Rocks concert last night.







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Jenni Kayne Spring 2008



I have fallen in love. I LOOOOOOOVE Jenni Kayne's spring collection. Especially the blue patterned dress. LOVE IT! And she has Cycle 6 ANTM winner Dani as a model! Whoot whoot for that! Click below to check out some of the designs i liked most or CLICK HERE for her entire collection.



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This kills me





I watched Cycle 7 of ANTM, I wanted CariDee to win, she wins, I think "YES! Finally an ANTM winner that has a chance of having a legit modeling career!" and then nothing. She was at Fashion Week but not working. WTF?!?!

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Victoria Silvstedt at Fashion Rocks



Bitch is fierce, don't hate.

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Teri Hatcher at Fashion Rocks





Ok, let's play a guessing game. How much plastic surgery has she had since the beginning of Desperate Housewives?

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Sophia Bush at Fashion Rocks





NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!! What in the hell kind of goddamn outfit is this? Ugh.

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Nicole Richie at Fashion Rocks





How freaking cute does she look!

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Mya at Fashion Rocks





Cute, but boring. Where has she been though? It's been forever since Ghetto Superstar.

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Mischa Barton at Fashion Rocks





I LOVE that dress. Maybe it's the geek in me that's into ancient Greece but whatever, that shit is hot.

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Michelle Trachtenberg at Fashion Rocks





Cute dress, AWFUL shoes.

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Mary J Blige at Fashion Rocks



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Martina McBride at Fashion Rocks





Uh, sweetie, Elvira called. She wants her look back. She thinks a rotting corpse can pull this look off better than you.

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Miri Ben-Ari at Fashion Rocks





Don't like it. Too boring and drab for Fashion Week.

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Lydia Hearst at Fashion Rocks





LOVE IT!! Love the shoes, the dress is hot as hell. And she kills in it.

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LL Cool J at Fashion Rocks

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Leann Rimes at Fashion Rocks





P.S. - Leann, sweetie, you're husband's gay.

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Kat de Luna at Fashion Rocks





NO NO NO NO NO!!! First off, her hair looks like hell. The weave looks cheap and you can tell. Second of all, she's what, 19? Dress like it! My grandmother had this outfit in her closet and I burned it just so she wouldn't wear it again.

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Jessica Alba at Fashion Rocks





So it looks like chains are the big thing this season. I usually hate Jessica but she looks amazing here. Ok, I'm done being nice.

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Jennifer Hudson at Fashion Rocks



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Jennifer Esposito at Fashion Rocks



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Jello at Fashion Rocks





Ugh, another one I can't stand but looks amazing. With Jello it's either kill or miss and this is awesome.

P.S. - Someone buy me those shoes!

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Fergie at Fashion Rocks





I don't like the feathers and the gold but the rest is pretty cute. Not bad, Fergie!

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Emily Procter at Fashion Rocks





Eh, she's too top heavy for that dress. Not flattering at all. But the face is cute so there's a plus.

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Ciara at Fashion Rocks





I'm not going to be mean. The dress is ok, but it's way too matronly for her age.

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Carrie Underwood at Fashion Rocks





This is what I'm talking about! YES! She's young, she looks it, she dresses her age and she works it. Plus, LOVE the hair.

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Carmen Electra at Fashion Rocks





Um, yeah. It works both ways, DRESS YOUR AGE!!! What does she think she is, 17? It's a cute dress but she looks horrible in it and the lipstick is horrid. Ok, I'm done.

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Avril Lavigne at Fashion Rocks





It really pains me to say this, but.....

Avril Lavigne looks GOOD. I'm not crazy about the streak but that's her style. The necklaces are great, love the eyeshadow and the dress is cute. Not amazing but cute. But it works for her.

Now, would it kill her to smile?

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Ashlee Simpson at Fashion Rocks



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Ashanti at Fashion Rocks





Ugh, NO! Did she fish that out of Mimoo's garage sale?

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Alicia Keys at Fashion Rocks





Eh, it's ok. It's not horrible but it's not amazing. But the shoes are cute.

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Stay Tuned...

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Um, CariDee, sweetie...









Aren't you supposed to be having a career right now? Because I don't see it...

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Boring or Broken up?



Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin are rumored to be heading for divorce court. Great. More melodramatic whiny music for me to roll my eyes at. All of the songs sound the same, people!

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God help us



My favoritist MySpace whore, Tila Tequila will have her own show on MTV! Great! Something on television to make me feel even more like a fucking genius.

Great, now I've got the Fuck Ya Man song in my head.

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All she needs is BANG BANG BANG

Tyra at Fashion Week









If you've got a tenhead, cover that shit up! Ugh. At least she's not wearing a wig. Sort of. And those shoes?!?!?!? I know, I know, they're the hit this season, ankle boots with skirts but they'll always be a no-no for me. This one time in high school I was wearing the cutest ankle boots EVER with the cutest jeans EVER and I tripped and ripped my jeans. I always keep a spare outfit in the car so I went to change and all I had was a skirt and it was the most embarassing thing ever. Ok, I'll stop now.

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Douchebag says what?



Justin Bobby, the dude on The Hills that's dating Audrina is a model, y'all. He's soo fucking hot but a total dick. Which is why I'm totally attracted to him. Anywhoo, here are some of his modeling spreads.

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Harry Potter nakey on Broadway



Daniel Radcliffe will pull out his wand one more time. But this time, he's doing it across the pond and on Broadway. Momma likey. A friend of mine went to the show in London and she said it was totally obvious that he chubbed up beforehand because it was a pretty good size in the beginning and then deflated. :(

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Usher's wedding pics!











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Speaking of ANTM



Here's the new promo shot. Heather's still going to win.

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Thursday, September 6, 2007

The title says it all



ANTM Cycle 8 winner Jaslene Gonzalez on the cover of Hombre magazine.

It's too easy, y'all.

Anywhooo, here's another one of Jaslene at a go-see.

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Child, please



That nude picture of Vanessa Hudgens was really her! Little Miss Tween Queen took some naked pictures of herself for her boyfriend and they were let out. How are pictures like that let out? And why was she just standing there? Pose, bitch!

I say this story's all kinds of planted. Why would she admit to it, there are millions of girls who look just like her, nah mean? Anyways, I took the picture off of my wee little site, just in case. M.K. at the very fabulous DListed got a letter from a lawyer and although I'm nowhere near as popular as he is, ya never know.

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Brit-tit wants one for J.J.

So I was watching Talk The Soup last week and they ran a brazilliant commercial from the U.K. Not only is it hilarious it's quite disturbing as well, such as my life.

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More of Johnny Depp





Same event. I just look for the excuse to post as many J.D. pictures as I can. Sigh.

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Linda Evangelista at FIT





I love Chloe, just because she's nuts and she's great on Big Love, but Linda is rocking it and makes her look awful. Sigh. Anyways, the two were at the FIT Couture Council Luncheon in NYC.

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Baby Bump: X-Tina



She's rumored to be five months pregnant. I believe it.

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Quote of the day:



“I don’t want my picture taken. The only time I think it’s OK is at a red-carpet event or a photo shoot. So every time I see paparazzi, I cover my face so they don’t get a picture, and I’m just ‘the mean person who doesn’t smile.’ I would love to be able to swim in the ocean in Malibu. But that is asking for a bikini shot. That’s inviting something that I don’t want to happen. I don’t need to be on a ‘Who’s Skinny, Who’s Fat, Who’s Looking Healthy, Who’s Not Eating?’ list.”

I'm one of the few people who actually really like the Olsen twins. I mean, they grew up in the spotlight and have had some problems but you don't see them running around with no panties on trying to drive on coke with no license, nah mean?

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Marchesa Spring 2008 RTW Collection



YES! YES! YES! This is what I'm talking about. I know it's evening and over the top but that's my kind of shit right there! What? I grew up during the eighties. CLICK HERE.





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A Rod is now allowed to impregnate me



In the future, of course. A Rod hit two homers in one inning last night for the yanks, defeating the Mariners 10-2. Sigh.

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Usher's Wedding



This is supposedly an official picture from Usher and Tameka Foster's wedding. Yawn.

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And your mother too





Y Tu Mama Tambien was voted the sexiest love scene of all time for the threeway scene. That shit was hot. No further comment on this shall I make lol.

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Caridee at Fashion Week





Caridee English, winner of Cycle 7 of ANTM was at the Iconic America event by Tommy Hillfiger. I'm not sure I'm loving this look. I know, you're going to hate me for saying this but the eyeshadow could work but NOT with that disgusting dress. Someone raided Paris's closet...

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Tween Scandal!



Zac Effron's beard girlfriend, Vanessa Hudgens apparently took some nude pictures of herself for him. I'm not sure if it's her or not, it does look like her, but you never know.

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Buffy at Une journée à Paris event in NYC



Sarah Michelle Gellar is looking amazing. I think she's totally going to be the next SJP. Give her five-ten years and she'll have a great television show, probably on HBO and become the next big fashion thing. Sigh. I used to be the biggest Buffy fan ever.

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Speaking of babies



Here's another one of the future fathers of some of my children. What? I want like ten and I need variety. Plus Johnny will always be number one in my heart. Sigh. Anyways, Johnny was in Venice honoring Tim Burton for that award he got.

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Baby Bump: Halle Berry



Halle Berry and her baby bump walking around L.A. She got big! But she still looks amazingly gorgeous. Not as gorgeous as my Helena, though.

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God I love her



Y'all know how I love me some crazy bitches and Helena has topped my list. Not only is she badass as Belatrix but she's fucking nuts and doesn't give a fuck.

Helena was in Venice because hubby Tim Burton received a lifetime achievement award.

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Brazilliance in video form

OMG, Ok, so are you guys watching Rock of Love with Bret Michaels? Crazy Lacey is my favorite bitch on the show cause she really is fucking nuts. I mean, its Bret Michaels you're fighting for, ya know? Anyways, this beautiful masterpiece is her music video. JSYK, don't blame me if you go blind or your ears bleed.

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Mugshot



Pablo Montero, whose real name is Oscar Hernandez, was arrested on Monday for driving without a license after being stopped for speeding. He then admitted to having cocaine in the car.

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Jello's new music video



Eh, I'm not big on her music and her videos are awful.

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Sir Ben Kingsley gets married. Again



Gandhi, 63, gets married to an ex Brazilian waitress, Daniela Barbosa, 34, on Monday. Yawn. It's Ben's fourth marriage and her second.

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Erin Featherston Spring 2008 RTW Collection



This is a little better but still, a little too retro. I'm kind of done with all the retro, blousy pieces. CLICK HERE.



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Brit-tit bought someone off



Brit-tit's bean cleared of all charges by Los Angeles County Department of Children and Family Services . I call foul! An anonymous tip lead DCF to investigate (aka KFed called their asses) but they have now stopped investigating and chose not to continue.

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BCBG Spring 2008 RTW Collection



Another one I'm not really digging. Since when did spring look so drab? CLICK HERE.



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Riposi In Pace



Italian tenor Luciano Pavarotti died early this morning after a long battle with Cancer. Known to the world as one of the Three Tenors, he was one of the world's most famous Opera singers. He is survived by four daughters. He was 71 years old.

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Adam Lippes Spring 2008 RTW Collection



I'm not really digging all of his designs, but here are some of the ones that I did like. If you want to see more, CLICK HERE.



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Gwen rocks the L.A.M.B.



Gwen Stefani showed her L.A.M.B. collection yesterday. Here's some of the pieces I liked:









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Memories:

When Lily Allen was famazing

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Running a good thing into the ground



Legally Blonde: The Musical will be televised and aired on MTV. Am I the only one who thinks Hollywood is taking brilliant movies or broadway shows and turning them into crap when the flip it? I mean, they're doing Priscilla, Queen of the Desert, for Christ's sake!!!

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Downgrade



Kate Moss is dating some rock guy named Jamie Hince. Nobody will ever compare to Pete Doherty. He's my hero. Sigh.

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Yawn, I miss Rosie



Sherri Shepherd has been named the fourth main bitch on the view. She's served as guest host a billion times but now her stay is permanent, according to a nameless source. Three comedians on the view? Joy's always been my favorite though. Bitch is hot, fo sho.

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Wednesday, September 5, 2007

Uh, yeah.



Remember that Ugly Betty episode where they were talking about body acceptance and decided to post un-photoshopped versions of the actress on the cover of Mode? Yeah. I thought Glamour was better about the photoshopping.

Anyways, America Ferrera isn't a cow and doesn't need all that photoshop. Just saying.

In other ugly news, Here's a screenshot from the new season!!!



I can't freaking wait!!!

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Happy Birthday to me!!!



Sort of. Lipstick Bitches is officially one month old today! Thanks for those who read!!!

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Milo in Men's Fitness





How dare they put him on the cover of Men's Fitness and he not be shirtless!!! Blasphemy!!

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ANTM's Natasha in Magazines




Surprise, surprise! It's my little Natasha looking good!

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Paulina Rubio's husband says she's not pregnant



Paulina Rubio is not pregnant. The singer's husband addressed the rumors at a press conference in Mexico.

"No entiende como surgió ese tipo de rumor, ya que Pau aún no se embaraza debido a los muchos compromisos de trabajo que tiene de aquí a diciembre.

I don't understand how that rumor got started, now that Pau won't get pregnant because she has a lot of work commitments from now until December."

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My ears will bleed



Brit-tit Spears is going to perform two songs at the VMA's tomorrow night, Gimme More and Cry. We haven't heard Cry yet but I'm sure that's what we'll do if she sings live. And they won't be tears of joy.

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Man arrested at the Beckham house



An unidentified man was arrested trying to break into Beckham manor. Posh was home alone and called the police, who arrested the intruder.

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Sue her ass!



Lily Allen might get sued by Bobby Kray. Remember THIS. Well she pushed Bobby Kray backstage hard enough to knock him down and hurt himself.

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This CANNOT be true



Jessica Simpson and Leonardo DiCaprio? Jessica Simpson and Leonardo DiCaprio? Really? Jessica Simpson and Leonardo DiCaprio? Ugh. Life & Style Magazine is reporting that the two were spotted "canoodling". I think I'm going to vomit.

"They were all over each other," says a club-goer, who spotted the two in a booth.

"His arm was around her, and her hand was on his knee." But Leo's gal pal, Bar Rafaeli, doesn't have much to worry about yet: Leo and Jess never got too close and left separately. "Jess always thought Leo was cute and talented," says an insider.

I used to have the biggest crush on Leo when I was young. My friends and I went to see Titanic like fourteen times. Sigh.

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Brad and Jen still friends



Brad tells Details Magazine that he still has a "deep friendship" with Jen.

"Jen and I still maintain a deep friendship and have a lot of life together that isn't erased in any way,"

He also said about the separation:

"I don't know how better to have handled it.

"My view was, this is no one's business in the end - at least in matters of the heart.

"So you need to protect all involved as much as possible.

"I don't know if that cooled things off or exacerbated them, but it was a thing I felt justly about at the time.

"Again, the thing guiding me then was you don't know how many days you have and you need life to be everything you want it to be."

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Guess The Ass:



It was Eva Longoria!

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Don't fuck with Madge



Lily Allen was acting like a brat at the GQ Awards last night. My second favorite songstress got drunk and was acting like a damn fool. She was speaking really loudly during Madonna's speech. An audience member said, “Lily was being rude and loud, she was chatting all of the way through and it was painfully obvious. At first nobody noticed but then it was evident what she was doing — even Madge gave her a look.”

Don't fuck with Madonna! After Lily was asked to leave she then crashed the Atonement premiere after party where she proceeded to get further intoxicated and ran into Madonna, who was staying at the hotel with her husband, Guy Richie. The source said: “Madonna looked slightly disgusted and left shortly afterwards.”

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Burn that shit down!



Tommy Lee went into Dune restaurant in the Hamptons with some chick, asked the hostess if he could fuck in there. She laughed, thinking it was a joke but then he proceeded to fuck a blonde chick on the table. People just ignored it because it was disgusting.

Fuck that shit, I would've run as far away as possible. Tommy Lee's kind of cute (and the dick aint half bad either) but he was with Paris and Pamela and god knows what else. Ugh.

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I used to think he was cute...



Justin Long, the hottie from the MAC (computers not cosmetics) commercials is apparently dating Drew Barrymore. I used to be a fan of Drew too, but then she married Tom Green and I lost respect. Anyways, she always scores the cute guys.

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Three of the future fathers of some of my children?



Brad Pitt's a Yankee fan? God I love that man. Sigh. Here he is at a Yankee game Tuesday night with Maddox. Mad doesn't look that happy though. He was probably pissed that the hat was doing nothing for his outfit.



Pictures via Just Jared





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Publicity Stunt, part two



Why do I not believe this relationship? Maybe it's because both of them annoy the fuck out of me? Anyways Jackie Guerrido is rumored to be pregnant with Don Omar's baby.

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Todo Sobre Mi Madre on Stage



One of my favorite movies, Todo Sobre Mi Madre will be adapted for the stage. I'm a huge Almodovar fan so buy me a ticket to London, people! I need to see that shit!

“Sólo he participado en la adaptación de la obra, me han consultado y he dado algunas sugerencias. De hecho, así lo estipulaba el contrato”, explicó Almodóvar, señalando que la dirección ha estado totalmente a cargo del irlandés Tom Cairns. “Yo no me he metido. Y la verdad es que está muy bien, y los actores están geniales”, recalcó.

“I have only participated in the adaptation of the play, they have consulted me and I have given some suggestions. As a matter of fact, that’s how it was stipulated in the contract”, explained Almodóvar, who pointed out that the directing has been totally at the hands of Irishman Tom Cairns. “I have not intervened. And the truth is that it is real good, and the actors are brilliant”, he said.


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This is what I'm talking about

Amy performing at the Mercury Awards

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All we have to do, now, is take these lies



Is that how the song goes? It's been a Supermodel kind of week, hasn't it. And Top Model starts in two weeks. I can't wait!

Anyways, Elle and Naomi Campbell hang out at the GQ Awards last night.

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Speaking of Odd Couples...



Elle Macpherson and Sir Paul weren't the only oddies out at the GQ Awards last night. Jamie Cullum and his girlfriend model Sophie Monk were also in attendance.

To quote my girl Amy, I heard love is blind...

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Who's Hotter?



FYB has asked the question, "Who's Hotter" and I have to ask you guys the same:

Norah Jones or Rosario Dawson?

Both have the same dress in different colors.

I, personally, have to give it up to Rosario in this one. The dress shows off her curves well and the color looks amazing on her.

Thanks FYB!

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Awe, this warms my heart!



Madge and Elton John have made up! Remember when he went on about her not deserving her award because she lip syncs and whatever? Well, they made up at last night's GQ Awards! LOVE IT!

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I wonder if he still wants to be a cop?



Shaq is divorcing his wife of five years, Shaunie. God knows why. Oh yeah, he cheated. Thank Kobe for that scoop. The couple have four children together.

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Amy gets pissy



Amy Winehouse was nominated for a Mercury award and even made a surprise performance. Well, she lost. And she got pissy. Amy stormed out of the show because she lost not only the award for Album of the Year but an prize. Bastards! How can they not understand that coke and h are expensive nowadays?!?!

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Still has "it"



Iman was out with Alek Wek at her book launch party yesterday. Iman's like fifty years old and still looks better than half these bitches out there today. This is what a former supermodel should look like, Tyra!

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Viagra overload



You know Bridget Jones is pissed about this one!

Paul McCartney, who was last seen going out on dates with Renee Zellwegger, was seen at last night's GQ Men of the Year ceremony with Elle "the body" Macpherson. It's rumored that the two have been dating for a while now. Upgrade!

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Naughty boy!



Jude Law was arrested for assaulting a papparazzo. He allegedly tried to take the camera away from him and that's when the photographer got injured. I understand that it's not the most "comfortable" thing, being followed by the paps but come on, be an adult, ya know. Not cool, Jude.

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Tuesday, September 4, 2007

Preach it!



Claudia Schiffer has spoken and says the "Supermodel" is dead and I agree with everything she has to say.

Read her interview here.

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Why did Ewan remove his mole?



Ewan McGregor showed up to Venice minus the mole on his forehead and everybody's asking "Why's the mole gone?"

The real question is, Who cares?! He's still hot. Mmmmmm Young Adam.

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Baby on Board count



Ok, let's see. So there's Las Mexicanas Salma Hayek and Thalia. Then there's Nicole Richie and X-Tina. And now it's Halle Berry. Am I missing anybody? Oh yeah, the Borat baby. Has she popped yet? My grandmother always said what you do to stay warm in the winter, you pay for it in the summer...

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Fug Love



Tobey Maguire and his baby momma Jennifer Meyer were married in Hawaii. Congrats to the happy (but boring) couple!

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Surprise, surprise!



Amy Winehouse performed as a surprise guest at the Mercury Awards in London. She sang my favorite song off of the Back To Black album, Love Is A Losing Game.

See, this is why I love Amy Winehouse. Sure she's got (major) issues but she has talent to back it up. She's not one of these celebutards running around with no talent trying to push their albums or movies, complaining about the paps but calling them with the other hand. Ugh, I'm done

Here's Amy earlier this year performing Love Is A Losing Game. Dig it.

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Another beautiful baby



Halle Berry and her bitch boyfriend Gabriel Aubrey are said to be expecting a baby. How many times has she been "pregnant" though? I'll believe this one when I see it.

UPDATE

Bitch is knocked up! She confirmed it with Access Hollywood:

“Yes, I am three months pregnant! Gabriel and I are beyond excited, and I’ve waited a long time for this moment in life. Now the next seven months will be the longest of my life!”

Oooh. I wonder if her baby'll go on little playdates with the Jolie-Pitt kids and then they'll grow up together and she'll totally have a boy who'll end up marrying Shiloh. Sigh. Ok, I'm done.

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Mmmmmm, sigh



So I was watching My Boys on TBS On Demand last night and the episode where they give Brendan a douche intervention and was very happily surprised to see Ryan Reynolds pull a Cameo in the first five minutes. God I love that man.

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Get your Tivo's ready, bitches!



Rita Cosby's interview with Bill O'Reilly is still on even though her interview on The Today Show was canceled because of Howard K. Stern and Larry Birkhead. I honestly cannot wait to see this, even though O'Reilly is the devil and Rita's voice drives me insane.

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Vomit Inducing Story of the Day:



Sharon Osbourne's brother David Arden spilled the beans on her entire life to News of the World and one of the great stories is that she and Elton fought over a guy in the seventies. After Elton won and took the guy home she went over to his house and shit on his Rolls Royce

LOVE IT!

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A little more lipstick, a little less shine

Ellen Pompeo at Il Sole




I've never been into Grey's Anatomy, it's a little too boring and melodramatic for me, but that chick from that show needs some lipstick. Seriously. And wipe the face. I know it's hot but you don't have to look a hot mess. Clinique makes great face wipes for oily skin.

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X-Tina going to din-din

Christina Aguilera at Giorgio Baldi in Santa Monica


That's soooooo a maternity dress. She looks uber cute though. Hopefully the kids'll inherit her looks.

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WTF?!?!?



Life & Style magazine has awarded Katie Holmes with the best hair of the moment. Oh whatever. Every single soccer mom I know has that haircut. Ugh. Gwyneth Paltrow came in second place followed by Posh, Kate Walsh, and Nicole Richie.

Here are more pics of TomKat out to din-din in Berlin. Hey that rhymed.

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Drugs found on Pablo Montero



Mexican actor Pablo Montero was arrested on Monday for driving without a license but that's not the only big no-no. A bag of coke was said to be found on him when he was detained. He admitted that the coke was his for his own personal use.

Scandal!

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Fashion will mourn



One of the most amazing fashion designers, Valentino, is retiring from fashion.

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Posh doesn't get Ugly on Ugly Betty



Posh Spice will play herself as a bridesmaid to Wilhelmina Slater. I can't freaking wait for the new season. That last episode with Santos made me cry. I know, I'm a pussy so forgive me.

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Heath Ledger does Venice



Heath hasn't really looked all that great recently but he looks good here. Maybe it was Michelle dragging him down to her mushy level.

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Game of the day: Count the diseases between them



Pambo Anderson and Paris Hilton's sex-tape partner Rick Salomon are apparently dating. Ugh I think I just caught something mentioning it.

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Pablo Montero arrested in Miami



Mexican actor Pablo Montero was arrested in Miami this weekend. He was pulled over for speeding and taken into custody for driving without a license. He was released on bail a couple of hours later.

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Super-Bitch



Not only did Gisele Bundchen steal Bridget Moynahan's boyfriend, but she's trying to rub it in her face too.

Gisele spent over $1,000 on baby clothes for her boyfriend Tom Brady's newborn baby with his ex, Bridget. This may seem like a sweet gesture but when one of the onesies has the word SUPERMODEL scrawled on the front, it takes it to another, bitchy level.

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Balls and Chains



Niurka Marcos got hitched to her boyfriend this weekend. I give them seven weeks.

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The Crazy goes for The Brad

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Mother of the Year, ladies and gentelmen



According to the National Enquirer, Brit-tit Spears left her kids home alone to go out on a date.

Britney called a nanny service to come to her house to watch them but left before they arrived. She claims that a housekeeper was in the house but by the time the nanny got to her home the kids were screaming and crying in their cribs all alone.

Read more here.

I know what you're thinking, it's the National Enquirer. But it's also Brit-tit so I believe it.

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Chichi would've been a better name



The name of Salma's baby according to sources at Salma Hayek's baby shower is Valentina. WTF?!?!? I'm not digging it. Those are one of those names that you wish would die, like Bertha.

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She needs to write a tell-all already



Nicole opens up to Vanity Fair in their October issue and sings the blues about two miscarriages while she was married to Tom, her adopted kids with him, being married to a recovering addict and her secret engagement to an unnamed man.

I'm thinking a couple of more bombs at the box-office and she'll spill the beans and go on Oprah. Ten bucks they bring up the couch jumping.

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Howard and Larry throw a hissyfit



Howard K. Stern blocked Rita Crosby's Today Show appearance this morning by sending his lawyer over there. Rita has a new book coming out tomorrow which claims Howard and Larry Birkhead were secret lovers and were in cahoots to get a hold of Anna's money. Larry Birkhead has threatened to sue Rita. Did I mention there's a videotape? God I can't wait until that's released.

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Guess The Ass:

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Suicide Attempt?



Earlier this week we heard from Owen Wilson's lawyer who claimed that the 38-year old actor did slit his wrists but did not take any pills in order to OD. Well, new pictures of Owen leaving his brother Luke's house shows a different story. Why are there no scars are bandages on his wrsts?

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It's Britney, Bitch.



Three more songs from her that are supposedly off of her upcoming album have been leaked and they sound pretty much like the first two. Then again, originality doesn't come to mind when I think of Brit-tit Spears.

Click play below to listen:

Your Heaven


You Got Me High


Been A While

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Monday, September 3, 2007

A goddess in white



Mimoo and company got all dressed up for Puffy's White Party in the Hamptons.

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Her hair's not the only thing getting fixed



Lilo wants top care while she's boozing it up in rehab and that means getting her hair did. Bitch sent for Jessica Simpson's bitch stylist, Ken Paves to touch up her weave. Not only that, it's rumored that she had someone take pictures of her while she was in rehab to sell to OK magazine. I believe it.

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Angie=YES! Brad=NO!



What kind of goddamn outfit is William Bradley Pitt wearing?!?!? And the streaks? Ugh. Finally, Angie's looking good in a picture and Brad looks like a hot mess.

Here's more of the two promoting that Jesse James movie at the Deauville American Film Festival.

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Pitt-Jolies do Deuaville



The Pitt-Jolies tour of fun brings them to France and still, no fuschia! Blue is better than biege but come on, folks, they're kids!

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Owen Wilson goes home





Owen Wilson gets home from the hospital after a suicide attempt last Sunday. He's been released but is still under watch by the hospital.

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I swear to Christ it wasn't me



Some crazy bitch attacked Brad in Venice yesterday. She saw him and rushed through his security team and tried to hug him. Determinated, wasn't she.

The crazy was dragged away kicking, screaming and crying . Damn! Brad always gets the really crazy ones. Remember that one bitch that stalked out in his house while he was away to deliver him a doll she made?

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More of Maggie Gyllencow



Ok, that picture just scares me. Am all for thinking outside of the box and not casting uber pretty models for things, but lingerie is NOT one of them. The pictures aren't horrible, it's just the same photoshopped crap we're fed when celebs pose in underwear. Tired, so tired.

Click the thumbnails for the full size, but don't say I didn't warn you.

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Sunday, September 2, 2007

Just Because: Ewan McGregor









Just ignore the ugly troll to the left in that last picture. Sigh.

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Oddest rumored couple of the day:

Renee Zellweger and Paul McCartney



Ewwww. All I see are prunes and sticks. Still, they're both upgrades from Heather Mills and Kenney Chesney.

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Just Because: Christian Bale



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Pitt-Jolies do Venice: Red Carpet Edition









The first one is of Brad in the afternoon and the last set are the couple on the red carpet Venice premiere of his new movie The Assassination Of Jesse James By The Coward Robert Ford .

Angie needs to learn how to smile. Honestly, she looks wooden.

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Smarts run in the family



Beyonce's baby sister took after her in the smarts department, apparently. Here's a post from her blog on her myspace:

IM stunt’n like my daddy! Balln like my momma!
Current mood:silly

Say what u want but @ the end of the day were blesssssseeed!!!!!
Healthy and Rythmitic:)! (theres another R word up in there but I try to stay humble (lmao) HAPPY AS HELL!
Happy B-DAY CO and TY!
Friends,,,plssss keep emailing me the endless support of others. I reallly care...no really i do!... I find time in between spa days, presentations and play dates. :)

I acknowledge everyone who has an opinion is beautiful, super succesfull, perfectly stylish, never has a bad hair day, perfectly fit, always sais the right things and is in the right places at the right time at all times.....(i want to be perfect just like you) riiiiiggggghhht!

Hahahahaha! I feel like having at good laugh right now. Its not even relevant!
Im not the diplomatic prim and proper one....(i tryyyy!)

Now everyone get your panties out a bunch and go on cnn.com
Find out why the weather all across the world is buggn!
Go and get a piece of cake....a wonderfull book i just read that will change your life.


Love u....kisses xoxoxoxoxo
especially to you....yeah you!


Bitch was high.

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Airforce Amy would've never ratted





Two of the five hookers who were with Ronaldo and two of his teammates in a four hour orgy are spilling the beans!

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Llora would be S.O.L.



Rhonda Fish spent $10,000 to find her missing dog. She put up posters, hired off-duty police officers, private investigaters and hunting dogs, and rented a helicopter to search for Reilly, her two-year old Yorkshire terrior. She even hired a psychic! They finally found Reilly six days after he went missing.

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John Mayer's still single



And I'm still yawning. The ex-boyfriend and rumored Cameron Diaz boy toy is not exclusive with the latter. Or at least he's not admitting it. But then again, who would.

Yawn. Next story.

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Duh news of the day:



Britney's new song, Gimme More isn't doing so well on the charts and is expected to debut low on the Billboard charts.

Again, no shit. It's Britney, bitch.

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Owen Wilson released from Hospital



Owen Wilson, who attempted suicide last Sunday, has been released from the hospital.

"Owen is in bad mental shape but said he is thankful to be alive," says a source close to the actor, who had returned to his Santa Monica home on Saturday. "He knows he came close to ending his life, and he is happy that he was saved from himself. He is basically at home with people watching him 24/7."

Hopefully he gets the help he needs. Suicide is never the way out.

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Vomit inducing story of the day:



According to the New York Daily News, Howard K. Stern and Larry Birkhead had gay sex! Shocking! A tell-all book written by ex CNN anchor Rita Cosby is said to out the "couple" on having gay sex, settling on the paternity of Danielynn, and on Anna Nicole's estate.

Jackie Hatten, described in the book as one of Anna Nicole's closest friends, said the men were engaged in oral sex.

"Their bodies were intermingled," Hatten says, according to a copy of the book obtained by the Daily News. "It was obvious what was happening."

The shocking book accuses Birkhead and Stern of cutting a secret deal after Anna Nicole was buried in March, with Birkhead getting custody of Dannielynn in return for Stern being named executor of the star's estate."

"The former stripper knew both Birkhead and Stern were gay, the book alleges. But Smith, who was obsessed with Marilyn Monroe, chose Birkhead as her lover because she wanted a blond, blue-eyed baby, according to Cosby.

The tell-all claims Anna Nicole would spread out on her bed and watch a video allegedly showing Birkhead and Stern having oral sex "over and over" while Stern worked on his computer in their Bahamas home. The existence of the video was confirmed by a source yesterday."

Scandal! I love it, this book is going to be the next Hollywood Wives.

Blonde Ambition: The Untold Story Behind Anna Nicole Smith's Death. is set to be released this Tuesday.

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Courtney Love denies saying anything about Amy



Courtney Love was quoted as saying how much of a crackhead Amy Winehouse is. Well, she says she never has said anything about Amy because she barely knows her!

Courtney emailed Perez Hilton and had this to say:

“NEVER hav i siad SHIT about amy! why would i? imet her god for less time than i wa sxin the roonm woth you nd her- im suspicious about wher this quote cam from its too illtimed- whose her pr? Frued? My sex drugs and rock n rill philosphoy is this unlssyour hurting me or people i love then live and let live - just use a rubber. thaTS IT!

just cos i cant do drugs and havnty for what 3 yers now right? almost exactly- doesnt mean i judge anyone who does, i dont , especially someone i respec t and have only positive thoughts for. My apologies to Winehouse for this nonsense.

u can quote what i jus wrote u its insane. why the fuck would i start being what? the school principal? something fishy.

just im not the school principal. ive never seen or done drugs with amy. i listen to back to black love it abd make no jidgements about anyone unless they are hurting me or people i love. and even then i have very rarely made a comment oublically. this week i got involved in something that i feel maniopulated into quoting about. i prefer to tell people things to thier faces.

as far as ms winehouse shes a fanta to ms winehouse the best of heath and luck. other than that i dont know the lady. nor am i the high school prinipal. i choose to say no to drugs after many many years of trying to beat it. and i finally did but it takes alot of wffort and frankly a big rehab stay. 90 days or m more imho. anyway pls tell her i didnt say anything about her doing drugs and i wouldnt. it would be ridiculous.i remain a huge fan. xc”

Courtney was probably high when she said it and doesn't remember it now. She's always one to pull stupid shit to get in the papers.

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Gloria Estafan's 50th Birthday party!





Gloria Estefan celebrated her 50th birthday on Saturday with a disco themed party. Feliz Cumpleanos!!

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The grace and beauty of pregnancy



Helena Bonham Carter is PREGNANT and COMFORTABLE. God I love her. Have y'all seen Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix?

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My uterus is ready



Brad and Angie are ready to have more kids.

When asked by an Italian journalist today if they wanted to have more children, Brad responded, "Yeah we're ready."

He had told journalists earlier that day "It's the most fun I've ever had and also the biggest pain ... I've ever experienced. I love it and can't recommend it any more highly — although sleep is nonexistent."

Whenever you're ready, all you gotta do is call.

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Rich People are stupid



A diamond encrusted skull by artist Damien Hirst sold for $100 million dollars on Thursday in a London gallery

The work, entitled "For the Love of God," is a skull cast in platinum and encrusted with 8,601 diamonds. Carbon dating has shown that the original skull on which Hirst's work is modelled dates to the 18th century

I swear, you know what the fuck I could do with 100 million dollars? Ugh.

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The Pitt-Jolies do Venice!







Shiloh and Baby Z are too freaking cute for words! Sigh. I need a Pitt-Jolie baby.

P.S. - Am I the only one that's noticing that Shiloh and Baby Z's wardrobe could use some color? I mean, kids aren't supposed to wear biege and white all the time. You know they have fifty of those same outfits. Give the girls some fuschia, for christ's sake!

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They should've cast a drag queen



Nat-Nat Portman is in talks to play Doroty in the remake to The Wizard of Oz. They should totally get Michael Jackson to play the part of the scarecrow. Cameo! That's the only thing that would make this P.O.S. interesting.

Nat-Nat Portman is another uber bitch and is friends with Gyllencow. Ugh.

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I'm such a pussy



Everytime I see the trailer for Across The Universe I get a lump in my throat and gusbumps all over. I can't wait to see this. Thoughts?

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Maggie Gyllenhaal in Agent Provocateur







Here's your first glimpse at Maggie Gyllenhaal in her Agent Provocateur ads.

First of all, she looks hot. Second of all, she looks hot because of the photoshop, the lighting, the makeup, etc.

I can hate. I met her and she was the biggest cow ever. See you next tuesday, nah mean?

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Three weddings and a separation



U.S. Weekly is reporting that Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams are no longer a couple. The couple, who have a daughter together, split a couple of weeks ago.

Again, boring couple. Heath used to be hot and I've watched 10 Things I Hate About You a zillion times, but he's losing it in the looks department, he should've held on to that, Mushy got hotter after the baby. Does this mean I won't see them walking around Brooklyn with that stroller anymore? Damnit

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Now this is what I'm talking about!



Usher and his knocked up girlfriend finally got married earlier and are expecting their baby any day now, but Usher's already picked out a name. They don't know the sex yet but if it's a boy, he's going to name it Usher.

I'm sorry but Usher is not a name to be passed down. William, yes. Even Henry. But not Usher.

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