Lipstick Bitches: 30 March 2008

Friday, April 4, 2008

What Are You Seeing This Weekend?

I really want to see The Ruins. I've already seen My Blueberry Nights and it's amazing, so I recommend.

Me No Likey

Here's ScarJo's album cover.

Hmmmmm. I don't know, I don't really like it. What do you think?

Just Because: Natalia Vodianova

They Say It Like It's A Bad Thing

The Daily Mail is reporting that Mariah Carey is a diva. Shocker of the year, ladies and gentlemen.

• Mariah has been known to have 11 bodyguards surround her restaurant table so diners can't see her eat.

• When signing autographs this week at Selfridges department store, Mariah demanded a £50,000 antique table, covered with silk cloth, to scribble upon, flown in from New York. She sat on a £1,000 throne and was surrounded by roses and butterflies.

• Having stayed out until 3am at celebrity restaurant San Lorenzo, in Knightsbridge, Mariah cancelled an interview on London's Capital Radio Breakfast Show because "she's not a morning person". She then rescheduled a BBC Radio 1 interview because there were problems getting her four-car convoy to the studio from Claridge's hotel, less than half a mile away.

• She insisted on having a £10,000 gym installed next to her penthouse suite at Claridge's. It was also rumoured she was bringing 100 pairs of shoes with her on the trip.

• She booked every penthouse suite in the hotel to ensure her absolute privacy and comfort. She has a 15-strong entourage with her, including bodyguards, stylists, hairdressers, publicists and managers.

So what. People act like it's a bad thing. Fuck Celine Dion, Mariah Carey is the best singer in ze world. Bitch went crazy, had a mental breakdown, came back, topped the charts, and I did not see one coochie flash throughout all that. But if there is a coochie flash out there, y'all bitches better let me know about it.

Plus, unlike Jennifer Lopez, Mariah actually has talent, which is totally an excuse for acting like the HBIC that she is.

Here's more of Mimi leaving Cipriani yesterday in London.

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Besitos Por La Tarde:

So long Jordan. I will always love you: Dlisted

The return of NKOTB: ASL

Leo gets more ECO friendly: Celebitchy

Mena looks good in a bikini: Egotastic

More of Paris's battle wound: Celebslam

Song Of The Day:

Hot As Ice by Britney Spears The song can be found on her album, Blackout.

Naomi In The Clink

Naomi Campbell, who has already been released on bail, could be spending up to six months in jail for her little temper tantrum.

Naomi bitched out some cops at the airport because one of her bags was missing. She ended up spitting on them, then she was arrested. What? You don't fuck with a bitch's luggage.

I love that she's smiling in the pictures, which were taken after she was released. It's like she doesn't even give a fuck. Bitch is hard.

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ANTM: House of Pain

That’s right bitches, we’re back with a newbie from ANTM.

On their way home from judging, the girls compliment Aimee on her skin looking amazing in the picture.

Wow, so she used her skin in a photo? Who would have thunk that’s the way to go!

After they get home, Claire is on the phone with her husband, where he tells her that their daughter’s teeth are growing in.

Claire is sad because her breast milk is drying out and she won’t get to breast feed when she gets home.

Does she really want a teething child to feed on her breasts? I’ve never breast fed but wtf. Plus, the kid looks old enough to be on the bottle already. I knew she was the type.

The following morning Claire is awakened by Dominique’s alarm clock.

Apparently Dominique sets her alarm way early but doesn’t get up and just lets it ring. Fuck that, it’s not Dominique’s fault. Dominique’s clock confuses Dominique. Duh.

The rest of the girls in the room are pissed and Claire ends up calling Dominique a bitch.

I love Stacy Ann.

Anya even gets in on the fight and tells Dominique she needs to learn to communicate. She needs to stop. Dominique speaking about Dominique in third person is seriously the highlight of my week. And Anya’s so getting the winner edit. My guess it’s her and Kat in the final two.

The girls continue their argument in the living room, this time Whitney, Claire and Lauren team up and go after Dom-Dom. Damn, I forgot about using that. Oh, Dominique, how I love thee for bringing on so much lulz.

Dominique asks Claire if she speaks to her husband the way she spoke to her. Dom-Dom is still pissed that Claire called her a bitch. Like it’s a bad thing being called a bitch. She took being called a tranny easier.

Claire then retaliates by saying at least she has a husband. So what, you’re a better person that Dom-Dom because you got married after finding out you were knocked up and she didn’t? Not that I’m saying that’s what happened, but damn.

Lauren and Whitney then get into the argument and start shouting some bullshit. I hate when stupid bitches gang up on a tranny bitch. It’s just not fair.

And now it’s time for the quote of the week!

“YOU ARE FUCKING CRAZY!”

Lauren standing on a chair and screaming her head off at Dominique calling her crazy was priceless. Of course I agree with Lauren, Dom-Dom is crazy, but again, what’s wrong with that?

After the bitchfest Dom-Dom calls her mom on the phone and tells her the girls are attacking her.

Dominique is hurt. Dominique has feelings, Dominique is a winner. Dominique’s mother sounds fucking amazing. She needs to get on the show, someway, somehow.

Seriously, I get that Sprint is paying major bucks to advertise on the show, but the amount of times they show that fucking logo is ridiculous.

Later that night (or whenever, the cutting is horrible on this show) the girls get into their fab cab where they pull up and the partition rolls down to reveal a hot tranny mess:

or Tyra, as she’s known on the show. I love how they made it seem that she actually drove somewhere with the girls, and not just stepped in while the car was pulled over, like you know what actually happened.

Ty-Ty tells the girls to go upstairs and change. The acting on this show is phenomenal.

After they change Ty-Ty comes on up and tells the girls she’s going to be teaching them how to pose at the end of the runway.

Dom-Dom takes this lesson seriously. She’s like a sponge. Absorbing all of Tyra’s juices. Ew.

Tyra and her antics are driving me insane, between the screaming, the bad acting and the sight of Tyra rolling around on the floor with her legs spread, I’m kind of praying that the rumors are true and she is leaving the show. Naomie would NEVER do such things like that. Sure she'll slap a bitch when necessary, but what's wrong with that?

I’m sorry, but Anya looks like a used tampon. Ew, I know, but she was talking about period pains and my mind just went there.

Tyra tells Lauren to model like her palm hurts. I’m starting to love Lauren.

Pain in posing? They’re seriously running out of ideas on this show.

The girls get back to the house and get a Tyra Mail, where she tells them the “lesson” was in fact a challenge.

Used tampon was the winner.

The lucky bitch won a one on one photo shoot with the hottest thing on the show:

Ok, the second hottest thing on the show:

Nigel is so dreamy. I don’t care if he’s got fucked up teefs, I’d bang him any which way he wants. And you can totally tell he’s kinky.

I’m starting to like Anya. Yeah her Tyra love is nauseating and don’t get me started on the voice, but she takes fierce pictures and she doesn’t think before she speaks. Which is always a plus in my book.

Back at the house, the Hyena Sisters (I know that’s the name for the bitches on the Bad Girl’s Club, but the idiot triplets remind me of them so I’m going with it) start laughing and talking about Dom-Dom while Dom-Dom is trying to sleep.

I used to like Claire, but her childish antics with the other hyena sisters this episode pissed me the fuck off.

Seriously, if someone makes me feel bad/sort of agree with Dominique, I have an automatic hatred for them.

After the tiff, the girls get a Tyra mail telling them some shit. I’m officially blocking them out from now on.

The next day, the girls go to Brooklyn where they meet that dude from The Shot on VH1. Their photo shoot is about the different genres of music. I love that they did a photo shoot in Brooklyn, and nobody covered hip-hop. They had punk, metal, grunge and emo, but no rap? Ugh.

Who was the costume designer on this? The outfits were too costumey and horrible.

After the shoot the girls get home and of course they bitch about how well/poorly they did in the shoot.

Dominique is very excited.

It’s judging time, bitches! Fucking Tyra and her theatrics.

Wait, Lauren’s outfit could have been tacky? Could have? Child, please. That shit was a hot tacky mess. What pop star in this decade would actually wea…

Oh. Oops.

Oooh, Kat’s getting another makeover!

I’m honestly over Claire. She’s so overconfident, and not in the hilarious, ‘obviously a mask for low self-esteem’ way cough::Dominique::cough, but an arrogant, childish, annoying, douche bag sort of way.

In the end, Aimee and Claire were in the bottom two

with Aimee going home.

This is another reason why I can’t stand her.

So long, Aimee! You were cute and went home too early, but I’m guessing it’s a good thing because a sweet, innocent thing like you doesn’t belong in the fashion world.

OMFG, Brilliant.

Just watch the first minute and a half for the hilarity.

That Was It?

For some odd reason, I'm not as excited for the NKOTB reunion as I was for the Spice Girls reunion. Maybe it's because it's just been too long and Donnie's gone on to do better things and it would be a step back. I don't know. I suck. Maybe it's just the fact that they're doing it after the Spice Girls success, and are kind of latching on. Yeah, I know, I suck.

Quote Of The Day:

"All I can say is it's not very easy for a woman to be associated with The Beatles.

"I think all the wives did suffer, and I think quietly suffer. Suffer but endured, I would actually say."

-Yoko Ono

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Picture Of The Day:

Besitos Por La Manana:

My mom uses Placenta on her hair. True story: Glorious Nonsense

Do you need your breasts massaged?: Jax In A Box

Have a great vacay!: Julie Q

Those leggings are all kinds of fabulous: Lookbook

Confessions is going to suck: Mahalo Fashion

Video Of The Week:

Zahara's the HBIC

According to Star Magazine, Zahara is the diva of the Pitt-Jolie family. She apparently bosses the other kids around and tells them what to do, or she pushes and scratches them. God, I love her. Maddox is also in charge, and pushes Pax around.

Maddox, 6, is constantly pushing Pax, 4, around in an attempt to show him who's boss, says a source. "But Pax is no wimp, and he fights back."

But it's little Zahara, 3, who really rules the roost! "She screams and shouts at the boys when she doesn't get her way," says the source. Not even Shiloh, 22 months, is safe — and the toddler has the battle scars to prove it. "Z is always pushing or scratching her."

Zahara's picking on Shiloh is usually motivated by snacks. "Z once clawed Shiloh's cheek after she tried to take her cookie," says an insider who witnessed one incident. "She's always pulling on Shiloh's hair so she can steal her food."

And little Shiloh has more than her hair to worry about! Recently while Shiloh's three older siblings roughhoused, she got knocked down and chipped a tooth! "Angie gets worried when Shi plays with them," says the insider. "She always comes back with a scraped knee or a fat lip!"

Please, that's what kids do! I used to beat my little brother up all the time. I also used to put all of my mother's makeup on him and tie his hair up into pigtails. Can you tell I wanted a sister?

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And Here's The HQ Version

I think the song's starting to grow on me. The more I listen to it, the more I kind of like it. The video still sucks, though.

Thursday, April 3, 2008

Four Minutes Video

I downloaded and then reuploaded a very low quality demo version of Madonna's video for the song 4 Minutes To Save The World, featuring Justin Timberlake and Timbaland.

It sucks. Sorry to say, because Madonna is usually amazing. But the song sucks and the video sucks. Ugh.

VIA ONTD

I Love Naomi

Naomi Campbell was arrested today at Heathrow Airport after she flipped out. Allegedly, Naomi didn't handle the fact that one of her three suitcases didn't make it and started yelling and screaming. She got on the plane and was still raising all hell when the police came to get her and she spit on them. Seriously. Hauked a supermodel loogie. For realz.

Naomie was arrested and taken into custody. I'm sorry, but video of this needs to get on YouTube asap. If you see a supermodel throwing a tantrum, break out the camcorder and record that shit! Damn, I would've done it with my phone.

This makes it even more fabulous if she ever hosts ANTM. First of all, it'd be a huge upgrade because Naomi>>>>>Tyra. Second of all, bitch is fucking nuts. Not in the annoyingly cheesy, self-obsessed way that Ty-Ty is, but in the fucking nuts, 'I'll gut a bitch for looking at me the wrong way' way.

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Poor Kid

Clarissa aka Sabrina aka Melissa Joan Hart just popped out her new kid, Brayden and she's already whoring it out. Does a newborn need to be on the red carpet? Granted, it was for the book release party of The Hot Mom To Be Handbook: Womb With A View, but still.

Honor? Seriously?

Jessica Alba is allegedly expecting a girl and will be naming her Honor. Ew. Why? I hope to god this story isn't true. I'm usually ok with wacky celebrity names, I even kind of like Moxie Crimefighter, but Honor isn't even cute.

Here's more of Jessica and her boyfriend Cash out and about in Beverly Hills.

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Song Of The Day:

Sally's Song by Fiona Apple The song can be found on the soundtrack to The Nightmare Before Christmas.

My Heart Is Breaking

The Spice Girls have announced that their reunion concert will not be released on DVD. BITCHES! I had to sell my tickets to the NY show, which fucking sucks and now they're not even going to be releasing it on DVD? Ugh! Why! They'd make even more millions. Hopefully this is a ploy to get the fans pissed off and then they look like saints when they release the DVD just for us and the demand. Fingers crossed.

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God I Love That Picture

David Beckham admits that his mom wasn't really fond of him showing his bulge to the entire world.

David appeared on The Tonight Show and said that he was nervous for everyone to see it.

"I was quite nervous because obviously I knew my wife and friends were going to see it. And my mum was going to see it. When the photos came out, she was the first one to call me and say, 'What are you doing?' I had to try and explain it to her and it didn't go down that well."

Yes, I only posted this story just to post the picture of him in the ad. At least I admit it. He's so pretty. Sigh.

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I'm Mrs. She's Too Big Now She's Too Thin

Hahaa. I love it when these rags use old pics of stars (especially Britney) to "prove" one of their stories.

Ok! Magazine had Brit-tit on the cover claiming that she'd lost 15lbs. In actuality, the picture they used is pretty much five years old.

I blame How I Met Your Mother for all of this. Ok, she was decent on the show but to do a 180 on Britney gossip is ridiculous. I'm going to sound like a see you next Tuesday for saying this, but she's still insane. The reason we haven't seen her acting like a fruitcake recently is because her family's involved in her life again and they're starting to control every aspect of it. I bet you anything in another 5-10 years, she's going to get tired of people telling her what to do again and she'll relapse.

I say all this not only because I'm a bitch, but because crazy Britney was/is hilarious. No offense to the Britney lovers out there, but she was nothing better than a pretty girl who could dance and was very lucky. I don't hate Britney and I do wish her all the best in her life, but the whole oooh, Britney's coming back!! from the masses is a bit ridiculous to me.

Cover Of The Week:

Quote Of The Day:

"I'm honored to have Heidi's support and I want to assure her that I never miss an episode of The Hills, especially since the new season started."

-John McCain

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Just Because: Amy Winehouse

Picture Of The Day:

Besitos Por La Manana

Christina Ricci love: Coco's Tea Party

Johnny Depp is boss: Jax In A Box

Who wore it best: Mahalo Fashion

Splashes of color: Lookbook

Cute polish: Clumps Of Mascara

Who Got Eliminated From ANTM This Week...

Saved:

Eliminated:

Covergirl of the Week:

ANTM Episode 7 Pics

Check the rest out after the jump!

Photographed by: Mike Rosenthal
Theme: Fuerzabruta

Anya:

Claire:

Dominique:

Fatima:

Katarzyna:

Lauren:

Stacy Ann:

Whitney:

Wednesday, April 2, 2008

Quote Of The Day:

"I'm voting for John McCain. I'm a Republican and McCain has a lot of experience. I don't think anyone cares who Heidi Montag votes for."

-Heidi Montag

Well, she's got one thing right. Nobody does care who she votes for. And no, I will never get tired of posting that picture. In fact, I posted the quote because I wanted to post the picture with it.

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Upgrade?

Katie Holmes got rid of the Rihanna bob and is now rocking Rihanna's new cut. Sort of. What do you guys think, is it an upgrade or a downgrade?

I personally think that Tom is obsessed with Rihanna, you know, cause all the gays love her, and he wants her to dress up like Ri-Ri. Kind of like how my ex boyfriend used to make me dress like Cher. Long story, don't ask.

Besitos Por La Manana

I'm so rocking bubblegum flats: Maveri_ck<3

Fashion news update: Coco's Tea Party

Janice is/was gorgeous: Mahalo Fashion

The cutest sandals: SICK.

Can you guess the fibs?: GFITS

Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Better Face

Renee Zellweger attended the premiere of her new movie, Leatherheads, looking better than she has in the last couple of weeks. At least she looks like she's whiped the oil off of her face. She still needs to work on the hair, though.

Her dress is cute and her shoes are amazing. See, I can be nice.

Smart People

Ellen Page and Sarah Jessica Parker attended the screening for their new movie Smart People. I love both their outfits and SJP's pants are freaking amazing.

Breathless

That title can be taken a couple of different ways, but I especially meant it for the comment that Zoe left for this post about the fabulous Mariah Carey:

mimi is always ON, isnt she

does she even exhale and breath?

lol

sometimes i wonder what she looks like when she does exhale, does she literally blow up to a size 14 or what? lol

still love her crazy ass tho

I seriously spit out some of my Hawaiian Punch when I read that. Soo true.

Here she is, rocking that damn Hello Kitty bandage again: