Saturday, September 15, 2007

Melrose in Malan Breton show at Fashion Week













ANTM's Melrose walks at the Malan Breton show at Fashion Week. Reality whores!!! Malan was on Heidi Klum's show, Project Runway and Melrose was runner up in Tyra Banks's show America's Next Top Model: Cycle 7. Love it!

The last three are pictures of Melrose with some fans at the Keith Michael show.

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Holy Fuck



Literally. Mormons Exposed is a website where you can buy a calendar of Mormon missionaries shirtless. It's fucking hilarious, you have to check it out. And even better most of them are hot as hell. I'd fuck a Mormon missionary. Hell, I'd fuck a priest, a rabbi and a voodoo witch doctor too. What! I'm just saying.

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It's Sulu!!



God I love George Takei, especially when he's on Stern. They should totally do an odd couple type special for HTV with him and Artie Lange. Priceless.

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Hos don't act right







Don't believe the rumors about Hayden and Milo hooking up. She's way too touchy feely with most of the cast members on Heroes. Remember those pictures of her grinding on her TV dad? Hey, I'm not knocking it, I'd do it too. There's nothing wrong with being a ho and bitch doesn't seem to care.

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Heroes stars party it up at Pre-Emmy bash



All this Heroes news is great! The cast partied it up at the Perry Ellis Heroes Pre-Emmy party.

I miss Isaac, though. I hope he comes back at some point in the second season.





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ANTM Girls in Radar magazine



Some of the hot messes from past ANTM cycles posed for a photoshoot in Radar Magazine. I loved Kahlen and thought she should've won, but apparently she doesn't want to model anymore.



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Am I the only one who likes Nickelback's Rockstar?



I never liked Nickelback before, just a little too "country" for me but I really dig this song. And the video for it is brilliant, imho. Maybe it's because Furio is in the video.

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Guess The Ass:

(Or lack thereof)

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Jello's new album cover



She's suffering from The Tyra, where she thinks everything has to be "fierce".

Thoughts?

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He's not retired?



Ugh, guess who's back. Back again. Eminem's coming back after four years of dealing with family shit. Am I the only one that really doesn't like him? He's so not hot.

That being said when I was in H.S. and that poster was in a magazine I was looking at in class my teacher passed by my desk and gushed about how hot he was. I gave her the poster.

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Angie for St. Johns



Angelina Jolie's new ad for St. Johns. I'm not digging it. All of her recent clothes have looked so old. Ugh, she needs a stylist. And a nanny, Brad's looking tired.

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Amy wants to get fat



Amy Winehouse wants to gain weight and has allegadly already gained 15 pounds by gorging herself on McDonalds. I call bullshit! We haven't seen any pictures of her looking heavier so I don't buy it.

There's also speculation that she's trying very hard to have a baby with her fellow crackhead husband. CPS better stay on that one, if it's true.

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So it wasn't an empanada



Media Take Out is confirming that Jennifer Lopez is in fact pregnant. She's been trying for a baby since she first hooked up with Marc. Damn. Can you imagine how fat that ass is going to get?

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He did it the wrong way



The Sun has posted pics of Owen Wilson at the beach sporting his suicide scar. I guess he just tried the one wrist because the other one didn't have a scar.

Remember that movie The Craft where Robin Tunney has the suicide scar and one of the other chicks tells her she did it the right way. My friends and I used to totally watch that movie religiously when I was like twelve.

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Dear mother of god







Fuck that shit, I'm in love with both of them. Sigh.

Here's David in his campaign ads for Motorola

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HEROES!!!



Heroes promo scans. Isn't it only two more weeks?!!!?!?!

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Hi, my name is C and I'm addicted to Posh



I fucking love Victoria Beckham. I don't give an eff what people say she's fucking amazing. This bitch wears Prad and Chanel to pick up her kids from school! LOVE IT! Anyway, here are some scans of her book, That Extra Half An Inch.







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ANTM's Sarah is having a birthday



She looked older than 21 on that season, though...

Also, if you want to check out some of her music go to her myspace address listed on the flier.

On a sidenote, I hated Cycle 8. All the girls looked busted and the show itself was one of the worst seasons of the show. Hopefully this upcoming "cycle" is better.

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Green moldy fairy



Marilyn Manson's going to be coming out with a new absinthe drink that is 66.6% proof named Mansinthe. Of course! What else could it have been named? Ugh.

The official Marilyn Manson Absinthe, aptly dubbed "Mansinthe" is now officially available for purchase online. Produced in Switzerland, Mansinthe is an authentic Absinthe, distilled from fine herbs, naturally colored and not sugared. There is just ONE Mansinthe -there is NO "sans wormwood" version! Marilyn Manson was directly involved in developing this product and made changes to multiple prototypes that were sent for his review. It took a considerable amount of time to get Mansinthe to the level Manson desired. We're convinced that this Absinthe is not just ideal for newbies, but will also be appreciated by experienced Absinthe lovers.

I've never had absinthe before, as a writer I feel I should, but Manson's line will not be the one to pop my cherry. Ew.

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Coming to a theater near you: The Bimbo Trio



Joe Nasser, who was the executive producer on the Anna Nicole Smith biopic, is going to produce a new movie called Hollywood Brats. Um, yeah.

OMG he should totally just get pictures of their vaginas and make them huge on the big screen and close up on them and make the audience guess who it belongs to. It'll be interactive, kind of like Rocky Horror Picture Show.

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Crazy Lacey



I can't wait until Crazy Lacey's dad comes to the house on this weeks R.O.L. episode! It's going to be sooooo good.

Back to your regularly scheduled program

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Jail's the place to be!



Not only is Foxy spending a year in jail but Mindy McCreedy is also spending a year in jail! Scandal! Mindy was sentenced on Friday after violating her probation. She's been in jail since July for scratching her mom. Damn, that's cold. I should get Llora's ass arrested because bitch scratches me all the time. But I digress.

Mindy had a drug charge from 2004 for illegally obtaining painkillers. Hopefully she gets the help she needs in jail.

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Best. Cover. Ever!

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My heart sings!



It's my CoCo! Oh, how I've missed her. Sigh.

P.S. - What part of the body do you think she focuses on during a workout? Inquiring minds would love to know.

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Has it been that long?



Dear Joaquin,

I thought you were way hot in To Die For. I developed a crush, if you will. And that crush has lasted for years. I've had to endure some horrible movies (The Village, Ladder 49), but still, you were hot. WHAT IN THE FUCK HAS HAPPENED. YOU WERE GORGE IN WALK THE LINE AND THAT WAS WHAT, TWO YEARS AGO?!?!?

Ok, I'm done. But I still have hope for you.

-C

P.S. - Does thinking naughty thoughts about your character in Quills, where you play a priest, make me a pervert? I mean an even bigger pervert? Sigh. Clergymen always know how to wet the whistle.

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Douche



Fred Durst plead no contest to deliberately hitting two people with his car. He was fined $1,500.00, 120 days in jail, and 20 hours of community service.

Boooo! Alls I'm saying is that if it were me, I would've gotten way more than that bullsh. Money does buy you freedom.

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Shakira goes to la escuela



Over the summer after her tour, Shakira wasn't driving around drunk with coke in her (or someone else's) pants. She was taking a class on Western History at UCLA. BORING! Nah, I'm just playing. It's good that she actually wants to learn on her off-time rather than party all the time.

P.S. - My girl wants to party all the time, party all the time, party all the tiiiiime. Thank me for getting that song stuck in your head for at least an hour. ;-)

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Friday, September 14, 2007

It's been around, but...

It's high-larious!

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They should've done a better job...



Those amazing (sarcasm) abs you saw Brit-tit Spears sporting at the VMA's last Sunday were spray painted on.

According to Us Weekly Britney had her tanner spray tan her body to appear more defined.

That really worked.

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Yeah, right



Enriquita Martin is rumored to have a 12 year old daughter in Mexico. He is said to be paying child support and recognizes that the child is his.

I call bullshit! You know he leaked that himself to squash all the gay rumors.

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Poor Baby Z!!



Baby Zahara might need surgery! Zahara might suffer from hip dysplasia, which means her thigh and hip doesn't connect properly. I actually knew that without having to look it up because I used to be a medical billing specialist for a PT, OT and ST company. Yeah, boring, I know.

Baby Z's going to need a hip brace and physical therapy after her surgery if she does need it.

Wow, I never knew spending two years with a crazy asian woman learning medical terms would help me in the future but surprise surprise.

UPDATE:
Brad's rep is saying that it's all a lie. She doesn't have a hip problem and won't need surgery.

There goes two years of my life.

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What the hell kind of goddamn outfit is this?



Leelee Sobiesky has no career and no fashion sense. Damn, harsh.

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I heart Oz

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Upgrade!



Heath Ledger is said to be already moved on from Michelle Williams. He's been seen spotted with ex-supermodel, Helena Christensen. You know, the chick from the Chris Isaac video. Hot!

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Mark your calendars, bitches!!!



SATC: The Movie has a release date! It comes out May 30th, just in time to save for a pair of Manolo's and plan to hit the town with your GF's and cosmo it up! Ok, that was corny but I'm totally going to do that.

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I totally had to



Jai made me. Ugh, why does she insist to pose like that, it's not attractive or fierce. That's another promo for ANTM Cycle 9, which premieres next Wednesday. I can't wait!

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Baby Bump Alert: Take 2





Here's Halle shopping with the baby bump. I think she looks totally adorable. Pregnancy suits her well.

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Baby Bump Alert: Take 1





Here's X-Tina with her hubby and her baby bump. She looks way cuter than she did in Vegas. Let's forget about that, though.

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Sienna's naked!



Sienna Miller's slutting it up for her new movie. Actually she's just naked hippie. Naked hippie's are boring. Sure there's the drugs and free love but they never wash and staring at walls isn't my cup of tea. Click here and here to check her out naked.

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Thursday, September 13, 2007

Sorry!

I had the worst day ever yesterday. First my internet goes down because of an outage in my neighborhood then when it does come back up I have these guys come into my apartment because the have to fix the pipes, which they're doing today too. Such a pain in the ass.

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Fiddy misses shooting people



50 Cent was on Howard Stern this morning and told them he missed shooting people. WTF?!?!

"That's what I say to just build anticipation.

He also said that Eminem still makes 25% of all of Fiddy's albums. No wonder Em retired. Fiddy also made a revelation that even though he'll lose the top spot in record sales, he won't be quitting the music industry. No shit there, son.

He also wouldn't confirm or deny whether he effed Meagan Good or Ciara, but he denied doing Paris. He then said he he liked Britney Spears.

"She was doing it during the rehearsals; she killed it."

Quit yo lyin! She knew she sucked!

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The Kardashian sisters melt my heart

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Bitch Lied!



Foxy Brown told the police at her trial that she was pregnant. Well the official statement from her lawyer is that she's not pregnant. Ooooh! You know she only said she was pregnant to get off. Not in that way I mean to get a lighter setence. Y'all bitches are nasty.

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Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Rachel Zoe better watch herself



Resident celebrity stylist Rachel Zoe recently spoke out about Anna Wintour. Anna Wintour's the E.I.C. of Vogue and the person who inspired Meryl Streep's role in The Devil Wears Prada.

“Anna Wintour is one of my heroes, but they say that I’m more influential. As great as it is, Vogue won’t change a designer’s business. But if an unknown brand is worn by a certain person in a tabloid, it will be the biggest designer within a week. When I worked with Nicole [Richie], there were things that she wore that designers had to remake for another season because there was such demand.’’

Bitch, you better hide! Anna Wintour does not play!

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Someone's in need of attention



Ja Rule thinks that homosexuality is "fucking up America"

“We need to go step to MTV and Viacom, and lets talk about all these fucking shows that they have on MTV that is promoting homosexuality, that my kids can’t watch this shit. Dating shows that’s showing two guys or two girls in mid-afternoon. Let’s talk about shit like that! If that’s not fucking up America, I don’t know what is.”

Yeah, your kids can watch you degrade women in videos and that's not going to fuck them up? What a loser. You know he said it because his last couple of albums tanked and he needs to get in the papers. Focus on your career or at least what's left of it.

OMG do y'all remember that Lizzie Grubman show on MTV and they totally tanked trying to hype Ja Rule's cd and they went to a signing at a gym or a bowling alley and nobody was there? High-larious!

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Hell to the fuck no



Didn't I just see the third one in the theatres? Ugh, I could barely watch it. I know it's all fake but the gore horror movies make me want to vomit.

Anyways, check out the trailer for the fourth one. I totally covered my eyes during most of it which is hard to do since I have my glasses on today. Llora dug it though.

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Ewan and The Troll promote Cassandra's Dream



Ewan McGregor and Colin Farrell promote their new movie, Cassandra's Dream at the Toronto International Film Festival. Ewan is so fucking hot. I thought he would hit the wall by now but he's getting hotter every year. Botox? Maybe but who cares. On the other side of the coin Colin looks horrid. I mean, what the hell happened to him? I was never a fan but I knew he wasn't fug but he ran into that wall a million times since Alexander.



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AAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!





I can't wait until the new season starts!

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Listen To This: Rilo Kiley



If you haven't already checked out Rilo Kiley, then you're missing out on some great music. With a mix of pop, dance and alternative rock, Rilo Kiley is just the thing you need to get you going on a Saturday night. Click play below to check out The Moneymaker.

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Prego Jello?



Jennifer Lopez is said to be pregnant. I don't know if I believe it, being that she's got an album coming out soon and you know that control freak wouldn't be down with that. Then again, it is great publicity.

Here she is at the debut of her fashion line, JustSweet.

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Jon Stewart to host the Oscars



The Daily Show's Jon Stewart will once again host the Oscars. He was pretty funny the time he hosted so at least I won't fall asleep watching them. Again.

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She's a ho



Hayden Panetierre and Stephen Coletti (the guy from Laguna Beach) have broken up. Hayden's been ho-ing it up with all of her costars on Heroes. Am I the only one who thinks she's way too touchy feely with all of those guys? I mean she's always sitting on their laps and hugging them and ugh, it's kind of gross given she just turned 18.

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High-larious!

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Panty Creamer!!



Viggo Mortensen will be getting completely naked, full frontal and all, in his new movie Eastern Promises. Hopefully the peen matches up with the rest of his hotness.

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I call bullshit



Yamil, the penis in Noelia's sextape opens up to People about what happened. He claims he gave the tape to her stepfather. WTF?!?!?!

Why didn’t you destroy it?
Topy Mamery is very powerful in Puerto Rico. It’s a small island.

When and to whom did you hand over the video?
About 9 or 10 months back. I got together with Leo Fernández, Topy Mamery’s right-hand man at SBS, and I gave him the video. He gave me his word [that it wouldn’t cause any problems], so I gave it to him.

Do you regret giving it to them?
Oh yes, completely. I wholeheartedly regret it, and I repeat, if I had know that this were going to happen, I would have accepted the consequences of not giving it to them and dealt with my situation.

Yeah, how creepy is that? I mean ugh. I don't believe it, personally. I mean even if he did why didn't he come forward when the tape was first released? I mean that shit came out about a year ago! OMG, I didn't want to watch it until my mom made me download it for her because she wanted to see it. Yeah, that's my family.

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Spot The Tranny





Jenna Jameson and Amanda Lepore ho it up at the Heatherette fashion show. First of all, how come a tranny looks more like a woman than Jenna Jameson? Ugh, that's so nasty. I mean Jenna, loook at her legs!!

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Bitch isn't crazy



Call me a skeptic but I'm totally not buying the whole Chris Crocker thing. He's this crazy Britney fan who was just on Howard Stern. He claims to believe that Britney Spears is the best vocalist of all time and that she's a national treasure. What the fuck ever I call this a publicity stunt. Nobody can be that delusional. He even goes as far as to say that Britney is a better singer vocally than Mariah Carey and Christina Aguilera. Ugh, homegirl needs attention.

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Minnie's sick!



Awe y'all! Sharon Osbourne's main bitch Minnie who was featured on The Osbournes has pneumonia and is critically ill. The day of Kelly's performance onstage in Chicago, Minnie got really sick and Sharon didn't want to leave her! She's said to be critically ill and not going to last until the end of the week! Awe, poor Sharon! My cold heart feels for her. Hopefully Minnie will be saved and can make it. Or she goes to doggie heaven and chills with Loco.

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Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Noelia sex-tape partner revealed!



The penis in Noelia's sex-tape has been revealed to be reggeatonero, Yamil. Yeah, I don't know him either. He went on the Cristina show to tell her what a ho she is. I mean, seriously, you know he did it for publicity. That's so low.

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Just Because: Jason Ridge



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RBD on weed!



Christian Chavez from RBD got caught buying pot in New York. According to Christian someone just gave him the pot. Yeah, suuuuuuure.

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She's slumming alright







Natasha Lyonne, troubled star of The Slums of Beverly Hills, was walking around the beach. Ummmmmmmm. Yeah, is she pregnant? Because if she is she shouldn't be smoking and if she isn't, DAMN!

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Ilagitamite son for Pablo Montero



Cristian Castro sure must love Pablo Montero this week! A woman from Costa Rica is said to have a son with Pablo Montero and she's looking for him to pay up. She wants him to recognize her son as his own and accept responsibility. Basically bitch wants money. I swear, if I was a rich dude I would never just stick it in. Put the glove on yourselves, guys, she'll try to poke a hole in it.

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Another WTF?!?!?!



Marc Jacobs unvieled new backward heel shoes at Fashion Week. Ummmmmm, Celia Cruz wore something like this years ago. And that shit isn't cute, btw.

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WTF?



Oprah is said to be leaving her dogs $30 million. $30 million. I am dead serious, $30 million. WHAT IN THE FUCK ARE THESE GODDAMN DOGS GOING TO DO WITH THIRTY MILLION DOLLARS!?!?!?!?!? Ok, I'm done.

She's also rumored to be done with Stedman, paying him $250 million as a "goodbye gift". You know she's buying his silence!

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The girls come out to work...





Kelly Osbourne debuted on the West End in Chicago last night and the family (as well as the girls) came out to support her. Speaking of support....bitch, get a bra!

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Volver a Empezar



Mexican superstar Yuri is ready to adopt a baby, after 12 years of marriage. The 43 year old singer/actress is also going to renew her vows with her husband. Congrats!

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Guess who bought a strap-on!



Image via: Just Jared

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More VMA pics



Paris Hilton took out her weave for the VMA's on Sunday. Her hair looks like shit! Put that crap back in! Steal some of Brit-tit's weave, I'm sure there are strands all over the stage!

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THIS is how you do pink!





Rihanna looked GORGEOUS at the VMA's. I loved her outfit. So what if I still want to dress like Barbie, that's not the point, the point is that the outfit was hot!

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More coochie news



Jaqueline Bracamontes will be spreading her hooha for Playboy Mexico. This after she said she would never get naked. Never say never, bitches.

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Put some damn undies on!



Brit-tit Spears again flashed the world her hooha after her shitious performance at the VMA's on Sunday. Click here, here, and here to blind your eyes.

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Valerie by Mark Ronson

Here's the video for Valerie by Mark Ronson featuring Amy Winehouse. I'm digging it, actually, even though it's not Amy

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JHud joins Sex and The City



Jennifer Hudson joins the cast of the new Sex and The City movie. She's going to be playing Carrie Bradshaw's (S.J. Parker) assistant. Yawn. JHud's so freaking boring. She was way better when she was bitching on American Idol. Y'all remember, she was the bitch of the season.

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M.K. Olsen on Weeds

I wasn't digging this season of Weeds as I was last season, but it's getting better. I just wish they'd drop that whole U-Turn plot. Anyway, here's a peek at M.K. Olsen as the new chick on Weeds.

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S.O.L.



Britney's excuse for being frazzled during her performance is complete bullshit, we all know this, but now there's proof. Brit-tit's camp claimed she was a mess because she had heard Sarah Silverman rehearse her jokes where she made fun of her kids. Well Sarah's camp and MTV respond:

"Sarah did nothing but react to Britney’s actions in a comical way, which is what she was asked to do,” said Silverman’s rep, Lewis Kay.


A show insider also said:

“There was no MTV script approval,” says a show insider. “The only person who knew what Sarah was going to say was Sarah. When she rehearse she even said, ‘Joke. Joke. Joke. 50 Cent. Britney Spears. Etc.’ And she only mentioned the names of the people that she was going to talk about. No one ever heard her material before it aired.”


Haha! Bitch is shit out of luck and all out of excuses.

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Bitch, please



Tommy Lee blogged about the "fight" with Kid Rock on his page and this is what he had to say:

“Yeah!! …..here I am minding my own biz having a great time with my friend Criss Angel (magician) and watching the MTV awards in the front row saying hello to all my friends……Pamela comes and sits on my lap who I love and adore….and also say hello to my friend Travis Barker and his wife!…..and i get a text from another friend P. Diddy and he says come sit with me…..and he’s sitting with Miss HOT Megan FOX so I go over and sit with P! Not a minute later and Alicia Keys starts her amazing performance….(”I apologize sweetie…..I had nothing to do with the timing and disrespect”)……back to the stupid-ness!!….so….. I get a tap on the shoulder from Kid Pebble…I stand up and embrace him with a semi hug and say “Hey dude…What up”?? He punches me in the face…..well if ya wanna call it that!?….more like a bitch slap!…….Wuss!! Anyway….i go to knock this jealous country bumpkin the f$%k OUT….and before I can have a meeting with my fist and his ugly ass mug ….security guards… grab me and haul my ass outta the award show! So I’m fine and of course leave to my room with police and owner of the Palm’s George Maloof……the rest is paper work and bullshit!… Anyway…… I would like to apologize to Alicia and George and MTV for the disrespectful bullshit caused by a piece of shit called Kid Pebble!!

Much Love always!!…..Tommy!!”

Bitches fighting over Pambo make me realize how old I am, since I had the biggest crush on Tommy when I was younger. He's old which means I'm old. God, why?

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One of these things is not like the others



Vincent Gallo, Heath Ledger and Michael Stipe attend the Marc Jacobs show. Actually that headline can be used so many different ways I'm not even going to bother naming them all.

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Olsens do Fashion

















The Olsen twins have a new high-end label called The Row. Edgy. Yawn. Anyways, I'm not big on it. I mean some of the pieces are hot but you can find that shit at walmart. And the leather pants are so not cute.

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Reality Baby



Michelle from Cycle 4 of ANTM and reality whore Johnny Fairplay (from Survivor) are expecting a baby. The couple are said to be excited. Michelle is 17 weeks along. Poor kid. Another one Brangelina should adopt.

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LiLo reunites with dad in Rehab



Lindsay Lohan reunited with her father at rehab and it was all smiles for the cameras. This family is so disfunctional it makes mine look like The Brady Bunch. Scratch that, wasn't there incest there. Yeah.

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Listen To This: Mark Ronson



You heard it all week for the VMA's and Mark Ronson was killing it! Brother to celebutard and rumored LiLo love, Samantha Ronson, Mark has been mixing it up and producing hits for Lily Allen, Amy Winehouse and XTina, to name a few.

Click play below to check out Mark's song, Oh My God, featuring Lily Allen, off of his latest album, Versions.

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Monday, September 10, 2007

She's back



Alicia Keys KILLED IT last night during her performance at the VMA's. I'm not a huge fan of hers, I have her first CD and it was kind of boring but she's always been great onstage and last night was proof that she's awesome. But I have to ask, why Freedom? That song has been haunting me in my sleep for the past couple of weeks. Great, now it's going to be stuck in my head forever. Am I psychic or what?

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What the fuck ever



Brit-tit's camp are claiming that her awful performance last night at the VMA's was MTV's fault. Apparently they didn't want anything too controversial so they scratched the idea of her disappearing with the mirrors, which is why her performance was so anti-climactic. They're also blaming Sarah Silverman, who Britney overheard rehearsing. She was so distraught over the fact that Sarah was going to make fun of her children that she couldn't "pull it together" enough to perform well.

BULLSHIT! Britney's performance looked the same as the rehearsal that everybody saw and she partied it up all weekend. Let's blame that on why Britney looked like a whale flopping around onstage during her performance last night.

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Best performance of the night

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Holy shit



I was just watching the new show on HBO, Tell Me You Love Me and I was way surprised about the handjob one of the characters gives her husband on screen. I mean it was full on there and you saw the "finish" and everything. Wow. HBO's trying to be edgy again. Why not concentrate on just trying to be good. Because since you canceled Carnivale and Deadwood, you really just suck. I'm officially heading over to Showtime for my Sunday and Monday nights.

P.S. - Not that I'm saying the scene wasn't hot because it was, but it's just not enough for the show to be good.

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Sunday, September 9, 2007

Fighting over this?



Ugh. Kid Rock and Tommy Lee started fighting at the VMA's tonight. Pamela was with Tommy and Kid was onstage, saw him and threw a punch. How fucking 90's is that? Over Pambo? Ugh, I'm done.

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So it was her only performance



Fuck that shit. Bitch is done. I'll give props to anybody who says the truth and doesn't bullshit about her "comeback".



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Check it out

Britney Spears performs at the 2007 VMA's. Don't blame me for the four minutes of your life you wasted.


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What the hell kind of goddamn outfit is that?





FIRE YOUR STYLIST!!!! Too much make-up! I never thought I'd say this to my little X-Tina, but take a page from Nicole Richie and look fabulous during pregnancy. Ugh. Maybe she has a pregnancy mask which would explain the makeup. Oh, no, wait, she always goes overboard on the makeup. I'm done.



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I was completely wrong



Britney has drilled the final nail in the coffin that holds her career.

That performance was horrible. First of all, what disapearing act? What was with the weave? What was with the outfit? She reminded me of the fat chick at the party that is way too tired to dance all night so she kind of moves around a bit out of breath. Ugh. I mean everybody knew there was going to be lip-synching, but couldn't she practice getting synched with the music a litle more? Ugh, I'm done.

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Nasty, Naughty Boy!



My little Orli Bloom was quite the naughy boy last week at the GQ Man of the Year Awards in London. He was said to be acting a damn fool, drunk and not understanding what was going on around him. He then tried to hit on all the chicks up in the joint, including Elle Macpherson who happened to be there with Paul McCartney. He was overheard telling her, "I just want to rub my face in your bosoms."

He was probably stupid drunk and didn't remember any of it the next day. He's hot enough to pull of stupid-drunk.

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Playing Dress Up









Evan Rachel Wood played dress up to attend the premiere of her movie, In Bloom at the Toronto Film Festivel. Ugh, I hate the whole pasty white goth/retro thing that Manson makes all his bitches do. It's so cliche at this point.

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He's totally more into her than she's into him







You can totally tell she's way more into chicks than she's into dudes. The Pitt-Jolie clan headed to Toronto to promote that Jesse James movie Brad was in. He was also just named 'Best Actor' at the Venice Film Festival for that movie.

They finally both look amazing and she looks like she's put on some weight. Woohoo for that one.

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The Cumback of the Century





So everybody's talking about Brit-tit making her big comeback and her performance is going to make or break her career, but here's the thing. Anything that she'll do is going to be a big step up from what she's been doing. Even if she falls off the stage, the fact that she's going to be performing is enough to launch her back. All that being said I really do wish she forgets the lyrics or the record skips, Milli Vanilli style.

Besides, nothing will beat my favorite Brit-tit performance ever:

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Brit-tit rehearses

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Sweetie, we don't want you.



Beyonce's jealous because she wasn't born a Latina. Ugh, here we go.

"I'm just jealous that I wasn't born Latina. I wish I had been because the culture is so beautiful."
"I noticed a big difference between speaking to all of the Latino stations and speaking to the pop stations or the other stations. With the Latino stations, there was so much love and everyone is so genuine."

Yeah, no. Latino's are proud of what we are and would never be jealous over wanting to be another ethnicity. We embrace our culture and ourselves, something you obviously don't do. Quit your bitching and enjoy being you. Idiot.

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Oops! My bad!



Vanessa Hudgens issued an apology for being a ho:

"I want to apologize to my fans, whose support and trust means the world to me. I am embarrassed over this situation and regret having ever taken these photos. I am thankful for the support of my family and friends."

Ok, why did she have to apologize? I mean she took nakey pictures, they get leaked, I would be pissed, not sorry. I understand it's the nature of the game and that she works for Disney but I think it's bullshit. She should've been real and said: "Listen bitches, don't ever trust your boyfriend in telling you that he won't show those pictures to anybody because you know everybody's going to see them. So take my advice and keep the clothes on if you don't want everybody to see your hoohaa."

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Copycat!



First it was Lil Kim and now Foxy Brown! Foxy has been sentenced to a year in jail and is up for probation in eight months. Damn! Foxy is also pregnant and likely to give birth in prison.

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Heroes stars party it up at Pre-Emmy bash



The stars of Heroes have some fun at David Semel's Pre-Emmy Party. I can't wait until the new season starts. My ultra nerd side needs its fix.









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Orlando Bloom in GQ



I think he looks totally adorable with the moustache. I love guys with facial hair. At least he grew his own this time and didn't have to get it glued on like he did when he was making Kingdom of Heaven.

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Nicole Richie with Max Azria at Fashion Week







I think she looks amazing! That pregnancy glow sure is working for her. Hopefully she doesn't go back to rail thin after she pops the kid out.

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Just Because: Christian Bale





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The Beckham's do fragrances







David and Victoria Beckham are launching a new his and hers perfume line and are sexing it up in ads for them. Posh looks waaaaay better with the darker hair. I'm loving it. Damnit, now I want McDonalds.

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CariDee and Jaslene do Fashion Week





Finally, CariDee is working! Here she is with fellow ANTM winner Jaslene modeling at the Snoopy In Fashion show at Fashion Week.







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