Fuck the remake. Don't get me wrong, as a fan of musicals, I loved the Broadway show. But the travesty that is John Travolta and Zac Efron and the fact that I'm sort of a hipster and despise the over commercialization of my indie faves makes me hate the remake, despite not having ever watched it. I know, I'm an idiot. But I'm ok with that. So if you "love" the remake, do yourself a favor and watch the original. It's a mother fucking classic.

I'm not seeing anything new this week. I'll probably just watch old movies with the dog and a giant bowl of popcorn. But I did hear from everybody and their mother that The Love Guru sucks major elephant balls. JSYK.

Cruel Summer by Ace of Base. The song can be found on their album, Flowers.

The Love Guru sucks: Celebitchy

I don't get the appeal: Hollywood Tuna

Someone needs to send his ass to Maury: Cityrag

Brody Jenner's a douchebag: ICYDK

More lucite shoe goodness: Celebslam

It's Kate Winslet, on the set of her new movie, The Reader.

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Rihanna performed on the Today Show this morning looking fierce as always. Not loving the hat, though. I'm all for hats, don't get me wrong, but it didn't work it with the outfit, in my opinion.

Here's a video of her performing Umbrella, or at least trying to. There was something wrong with her mic. Or she forgot the lyrics. She also sang Don't Stop The Music and Take A Bow, but Madonna did it better.

Good god, he's gorgeous. I don't even care about the Mickey Mouse voice anymore. David Beckham was in San Francisco to promote his new ads for Armani underwear. When I was a child, I used to dream of owning Mark Wahlberg's billboard and and getting a room big enough for it to hang on my wall. I have similar dreams now of that billboard of David Beckham. Sigh.

Most hyped about movie ever? I'm buying it, though. I can't wait to see it.

Vogue Italia: YISIAW

Great bag: Culture Creators

Awesome eye makeup: Clumps of Mascara

Electro Lipstick: Coup de Coeur

Fashion emergency fixed: MSSFD

Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me.

Fug boyfriend. I'm sorry, that was mean, but the Maddens never did it for me. At least it looks like he bathed, which is somewhat of an upgrade. Nicole, on the other hand, looks gorgeous, as usual.

Here's more of Nicole Richie at Cartier's Third Annual Loveday Celebration yesterday.

Don't hate, bitch is fierce: Celebslam

No Emmy for LiLo: Mollygood

Neeeeeeples: Egotastic

I want a sex tape of Janet and Jermaine: Dlisted

SYTYCD is my new favorite show: YISIAW

I thought these bitches hated each other? Boring Conrada, Audrina Patridge and Lo Bosworth were spotted leaving Kumo Restaurant last night in L.A.

I really like Lo's dress. Has anybody actually purchased something from Boring's collection? They're nice enough but not worth the money for the basics that they are.

Charlize Theron sure as hell made up for that other dress she wore. Girlfriend looks GORGEOUS. I think that dress is amazing. It fits her brilliantly. God I hate myself for having that bacon sausage omelet for breakfast, now.


Here's more of Charlize and her Hancock costar, Woll Smoth Will Smith at the opening of the Moscow Film Festival.

I don't care what anybody says, I love Thalia. I love her tackiness, I love her craziness, I love it all. Blame it on Univision. I wanted to be her when I was growing up. That being said, I'm not digging her single, Ten Paciencia.

I'm loving the fuck out of her shoes:

Actually, I'm loving the fuck out of that skirt, too. The top I can do without.

Here's the Latina HBIC promoting her new album Lunada, in NYC.