I usually can't stand Natalie Portman or her fashion choices, but this dress is...OK. Natalie attended the Cannes opening ceremony dinner on Wednesday. I think the dress would have been better if it fit her properly but it looks like something someone on Project Runway would make that wasn't finished.

Or maybe it's just me because I'm not a fan. Either way, the color looks amazing on her.

God I love that dog.

Natalie Portman, Scarlett Johansson and Eric Bana posed for The Other Boleyn Girl photocall in Berlin at the Berlin film festival earlier today. I'm not digging either one of their outfits. ScarJo needs to quit it with the tights and Nat-Nat looks like she's literally wearing a brown paper bag. But Bana is gorgeous, and that's what really matters. I've had a crush on Eric Bana since Black Hawk Down. He's so freaking hot.

Natalie Portman and Scarlett Johansson graced the cover of W magazine to promote their new movie The Other Boleyn Girl. I really want to see this movie, even though I'm an Ann Boleyn fan. Anne of the Thousand Days fucked me up for weeks when I saw it in middle school.

Anyway, I think the two look gorgeous, even though I can't stand Natalie Portman. That and Maggie, the chihuahua, steals the show in these pictures. Bitch is fierce.

I really want to see this, even though I don't like Natalie Portman or Scarlett Johansson. I love Eric Bana, though. Hopefully it's good.

P.S. - Oh, how I love Uli's collection.

I know I have a bias against Natalie Portman, but I give props where props are due and this look is a mess from head to toe. First of all, the hair screams a 1987 high school yearbook picture, which is never a good look. The shoes are horrible with that dress, the dress can be cute but the red lipstick clashes horribly with the hot pink of the dress so it just blurs and becomes one big mess. On top of that the earrings need to go.

Am I being too harsh? She usually looks cute. Boring, but cute. But this look is far from boring and far from cute/good.

Here's more of Natalie with Dustin Hoffman at the Mr Magorium's Wonder Emporium in NYC.

Natalie Portman's publicist has shot back at claims that Nat-Nat stated she regreted the nude scene she did in Hotel Chevalier. It was previously reported that Nat-Nat wrote about her regrets in an essay for Parade magazine.

She says, "I'm really sorry I didn't listen to my intuition. From now on, I'm going to trust my gut more. Sometimes the most powerful thing you can do is say no."

Her publicist, Kelly Bush, states that she didn't specifically talk about Hotel Chevalier, that she was actually talking about a torture scene in Goya's Ghosts, in which a body double was used.

"We say that Portman regrets doing a nude scene in the movie Hotel Chevalier. This is wrong. When Portman writes about this in Parade, she does not mention a specific movie title. She tells us she was referring to a torture scene with a body double in Goya's Ghosts, which was taken out of context and leaked onto the Internet. Portman is very happy with Hotel Chevalier and proud of her work in the film."

Whatever, she can regret whatever she wants but she's still a bitch. Maybe she was pissed that I was at the premiere party for Paris, je t'aime and she knew I blew her ex (we're just friends, he got me in and it was a long time ago, whatever) but that still doesn't excuse her bitchy behavior to everyone else at that party. Just sayin'. Emily Mortimer was nice.

That being said just because she's a bitch on the personal front doesn't mean that I don't think she's doing amazing things with her fame. Not only is she shedding light to many issues around the world that need our help but she's a better role model for kids than Paris, Jessica and especially Brit-tit.





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I want to love it, I really do, but I have a feeling this is going to be horrible. First of all, ScarJo isn't that great an actress. Second of all, Nat-Nat Portman's English accent annoys me (V For Vendetta). But then there's Eric Bana, and he's fucking amazing. So I'm going to give it a chance when it comes out.

Julia Roberts was honored by the The 22nd American Cinematheque Award in Beverly Hills on Friday and not as many stars attended. I mean, Nat-Nat Portman will show up to anything and Tom Hanks...wait, why was Tom there? Gary Marshall, who directed her in Pretty Woman, also showed up.

P.S. - I totally feel like watching Closer.

Check out more pics of the girls at the event:

I'm not a huge Wes Anderson fan but I did enjoy The Royal Tenenbaums. Last night was the premiere of Darjeeling Limited.

Natalie Portman, Paul Rudd, Steven Fisher, Anjelica Huston, Jason Schwartzman, and Adrien Brody all came out to support the film and although Owen Wilson didn't walk the red carpet, he showed up onstage with the rest of the cast.

Click the pics below for the rest of the attendees of the premiere!

Nat-Nat Portman is in talks to play Doroty in the remake to The Wizard of Oz. They should totally get Michael Jackson to play the part of the scarecrow. Cameo! That's the only thing that would make this P.O.S. interesting.

Nat-Nat Portman is another uber bitch and is friends with Gyllencow. Ugh.