Lipstick Bitches: 19 August 2007

Saturday, August 25, 2007

Did Baby Z get her hair did?

Finally! It looks pretty cute in this picture. Angie and the kids (minus Shiloh and Brad) visit Central Park.

There has to be something in the water

A former housekeeper of Luis Miguel and family claim that Aracely Arambula and LuisMi are expecting their second child together.

First it was Salma. Then Thalia. Now it's Paulina and Aracely. Viva Mexico!

Now this is one sexy bitch

Larry Richette, 48, has been accused of beating up his 79 year old mother, Lisa Richette, who also happens to be a judge. When Monique Braxton with the local television news station showed up to ask him some questions, he opened the door in a robe and then this went down:

"Is the camera on?" asked Larry Richette as he answered the door.

"Yes, I'd like to talk to you about the charges against you involving your mother," Braxton said.

Richette pulled back his robe and flashed Braxton and her photojournalist, saying, "That's what I think of TV news."

HOT! His mom first accused him of assaulting her and then went on to change her story, saying that she fell out of bed.

Wino and hubby just fine

Amy Winehouse and her husband were walking around London doing "just fine". This is after they got into a huge fight a couple of nights ago leaving both of them bloody and bruised. Amy claims he didn't hurt her and was trying to save her life.

DMX involved in dog fighting

Dog cadavers, which seemed to be burned, were found in DMX's Arizona home along with "a large number of weapons, some drug paraphernalia, and a lot of cars that don't match the license plates." DMX's lawyer states that Earl Simmons (DMX's real name) hasn't been to the house in months and doesn't know about any of it. This comes after twelve dogs were rescued from that home in a
"distressed condition". DMX has plead guilty to animal cruelty in a past 2002 case.

First of all, y'all know I have the oracle (llora) so animal cruelty is a huge deal to me. I used to like DMX but if this is true and he was involved, he needs to go to jail.

Guess The Ass:

This one wasn't as easy as I thought. It was Beth Ditto, lead singer of The Gossip.

Told you, bitches!

You read it here first! It has been confirmed that Paulina Rubio is in fact pregnant with her first child. Congrats!

Friday, August 24, 2007

Fidel Castro Dead

That's the rumor all around by Cubans everywhere. Who wants to road trip to Miami this weekend?

Meet The Bitches: ANTM Edition

My money's still on Heather.

P.S. - Sarah's supposed to be the "big girl" this season. Beth Ditto can blow them all out of the water. Shit.

Guess The Ass:

The Pitt-Jolies enjoy NYC

And no I was not there. Ok, this is what I'm saying. They have a black one, two asians, and a white one. All they need is an Indian and a Latino and they're set! Let me be the little Latino! Or can I donate my ovaries, vagina and uterus to the cause?

P.S. - Somebody needs to do something with Baby Z's hair. I'm just saying, you're in New York, there's bound to be someplace where she can get her hair did. Shoot. Where the hell is Dionne from last seasons ANTM? She knows how to do that shit.

Stick a fork in it, already

Even J-Lo dropped out of this shit and she did Gigli! I'm all for a Dallas Movie but this is starting to smell a little like Dukes of Hazzard. And Jessica Simpson is supposed to be in this one too. BOMB!

Ten bucks she's going to make them build a spaceship

Kelly Preston is going to open a rehab center. Fuck that shit, that wackjob/beard is totally going trying to start another Scientology camp! That shit'll be worse than Wacko. DON'T DRINK THE KOOL-AID!

Happy Birthday, Mr. President

ScarJo's going over to entertain the troops. She's so trying to be Marilyn. There was only one, ScarJo! Well at least she's doing her part, I guess.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

America's Next Top Model's new season starts September 18 on the CW and here's the cast:

Finally! Some hot-ass bitches! Last season it was all dogs and oldies but this season looks HOT! I CAN'T WAIT!!!

P.S. - The bitch in the middle on the floor is totally gonna win this shit.

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Hayden in FHM UK

Hayden sexes it up in the new FHM UK magazine. Wasn't she only seventeen when she did this? Ugh, whatever. Cute outfits, though.

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Ewwwwww

Want to smell like coochie? Well smellmeand.com have a scent called Vulva Original. I kid you not.

Vulva Original-A Worldwide Exclusive

The erotic, intimate scent of an irresistible woman… The precious, vaginal odour filled into a small glass phial. The phial is shaken gently, only a tiny amount of the precious, organic substance is applied to the back of the hand. And the irresistible smell that exudes from a sensuous vagina immediately intensifies your erotic fantasies and the film starts rolling in your head…

Vulva Original is not a perfume. It is a beguiling vaginal scent which is purely a substance for your own smelling pleasure.

Ooh I wonder if they're going to come out with different Vulva scents, like Dirty Vulva (the Lindsay) Nasty Vulva (the Britney) and Infected Vulva (the Paris).

Movie Night

What are you planning to see this weekend?

It looks like it's going to be a Josh v Scarlett, with Josh being the winner in the long run. The Nanny Diaries will probably rake in more money but Resurrecting the Champ looks like a better movie. Plus Sam Jackson's in it.

P.S. - Click the thumbnails to see more information about the movie.

Baby Posh

Posh is trying for another baby with Becks. I hope they do have another kid, the world needs more Beckhams running around. She's said to want a girl because she's already got the three boys. I wonder what she'll name her. Ooh Madison would be brilliant.

This is totally gonna win something

The new movie, I'm Not There, starring Cate Blanchett, Richard Gere, Christian Bale, Heath Ledger, Ben Whishaw and Marcus Franklin all as Bob Dylan, is already getting Oscar buzz. Yeah, no shit. First of all Cate Blanchett is in it. Second of all, it's about Bob Dylan. Third of all, there's seven people playing him in different aspects of his life. Oscars like confusing bullshit like that. Anyways, I can't wait to see it, not because I'm a Dylan fan but for three very valid reasons: Bale, Ledger and Gere. Whoot whoot.

AAAAAAAAH!

Remember when 21 Jump Street was the shit and they had Johnny Depp and Dustin Nguyen, two of the hottest guys ever, still to this day? And then they got Richard Grieco and then it was like that was the best show ever until Johnny Depp left? Well, Johnny and Dustin are both still panty creaming material. Richard on the other hand...

Fucking Bullshit

The main hoes from my new favorite show, The Hills, are cashing in. They're making $10,000 - $25,000 a week. I'm guessing Heidi's the one making the $10,000. How much do soldiers fighting in the war currently make? Hmmmm

I don't know Butchie, instead

I was not a fan of John From Cincinnati, the now canceled show from HBO, but that "John" guy was sort of amusing. Well, bitch got his ass arrested last night for driving drunk. What the hell is wrong with the rich and famous. Sheesh.

The Wino claims they didn't fight...sort of

Amy Winehouse states to Perez Hilton that she didn't get into a fight with her husband, that he saved her life. The two texted back and forth with her stating that:

“Blake is the best man in the world. We would never ever harm each other."
"I was cutting myself after he found me in our room about to do drugs with a call girl and rightly said I wasn’t good enough for him. I lost it and he saved my life.”

We don't know what's going on in her marriage or if what she states is true, but what we do know is that she needs serious help. Hopefully she gets it soon.

Thursday, August 23, 2007

Big Brother 8 kicks out Jen

I've never watched an entire episode before but after watching a couple of minutes on Big Brother After Dark on Showtime, I had to check it out. And my short-lived hero, Jen, totally got the boot. It sucks because I wanted Dick, the old douche or Eric, the geeky douche to go home. Farewell Jen, farewell.

FIGHT!

My fave little songstress Amy Winehouse got into a fight with her husband in a London hotel yesterday morning. I know they have their drug problems and I know it's "fun" to laugh and point or whatever but they both need serious help. She's wasting her talent and I know, whatever, that's her choice but still.

LiLo issues apology

Lindsay plead guilty on the DUI charges and will be spending a minimum of four days in jail. She would've spent way more than that if they would've charged her for the drugs. This is what she has to say:

"It is clear to me that my life has become completely unmanageable because I am addicted to alcohol and drugs.

Recently, I relapsed and did things for which I am ashamed. I broke the law, and today I took responsibility by pleading guilty to the charges in my case. No matter what I said when I was under the influence on the day I was arrested, I am not blaming anyone else for my conduct other than myself. I thank God I did not injure others. I easily could have.

I very much want to be healthy and gain control of my life and career and have asked for medical help in doing so. I am taking these steps to improve my life. Luckily, I am not alone in my daily struggle and I know that people like me have succeeded. Maybe with time it will become easier. I hope so."

Bitch, please. Whatever, I'm over her.

Already out

Nicole went in to serve her four day sentence at Lynwood Prison and got out after spending about an hour there. I like Nicole so I'm not going to say anything. Sure it's not fair but what is nowadays?

Another masterpiece compared to Paris's

Latina megastar Thalia is writing her first book and it's about Latina beauty. I'm actually looking forward to it, she's like forty and looks better than most of the ho's half her age.

LiLo gets off

No drug charges will be filed against Lindsay Lohan for either of her arrests. File this under: BULLSHIT

Listen to this: A Fine Frenzy

If you haven't heard A Fine Frenzy then you're missing out. Sure, I know I'm into "chick music" but she's really good and deserves a listen. I'm completely obsessed with Almost Lover, her current single out, but Ashes and Wine is really good too.

Click Play below to listen to it.

More baby news

Aracely Arambula, aka Luis Miguel's bitch is rumored to be preggers again. I can't stand Luis Miguel, him denying he was the father of his child for eighteen years might have something to do with it, but I like Aracely and wish her luck and congrats if it's true.

Heidi Klum in Arena Magazine

Here's Heidi in Arena Magazine. This bitch had three kids and look at her. Brit-tit, take lessons. I love Project Runway, but Heidi's way too boring on it. But then again I commend her for not making a damn fool of herself ala Tyra.

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Baby Bump Alert: Take 2

X-Tina and her baby bump. She's getting pretty big. I'm guessing it's a girl.

Baby Bump Alert: Take 1

Nicole and her baby bump. She's getting pretty big. I'm guessing it's a boy.

You know that shit had to hurt

Bridget Moynahan aka the chick from Coyote Ugly popped out Tom Brady's brat, which is a boy. If you don't know, Tom *the ass* Brady dumped Bridget after she got pregnant to hook up with Gisele Bundchen. He now says he's going to take time off to be with his kid. Yeah, right. I see more trips to Milan for him and Gisele in the future.

Just Because: Brad Pitt

Cheerleaders drink leche

The latino's will get that joke. Anyways, here's Hayden's milk ad. I used to like and then I couldn't stand her but now she's ok. I just can't wait until Heroes comes back on. Whoot whoot!

Sweaty Betty

I totally had to and you know it. Here is America Ferrera at the Ugly Betty Season 1 DVD Release party. I'm totally hooked on the show. I went to ABC.COM and watched some of the episodes and I can't wait till the new ones air.

The Cruises do Paris

Suri Cruise is starting to grow on me. She's freaking adorable and I rarely say that about children so that little robot baby must be cute. Here she is with her mom in Paris.

File this under: WTF?

Here's Brit-tit's new single, supposedly. This shit is a fucking mess. It's like Bjork and Portishead mixed with a drunk karaoke chick yoddeling in the background. Don't you hate it when people who can't sing think they can sing and try and eve pull out the Mariah hand gestures. Ugh, I'm done.

Click Play below to listen to it.

The next Golden Child?

La Chica Dorada aka Paulina Rubio is rumored to be preggers. I've always liked both Paulina and Thalia, even though they're rivals, so it'll be interesting if she is, since Thalia's due any day now. Paulina recently married Nicolas Colate Vallejo.

They always do

Juanes, who was recently dumped by the woman he cheated and left his wife for, has gone back to his wife, Karen. I know love and all is complicated but I would be damned if I let my man just slither back like that.

The Cat in the Hat is Shakespearean compared to this

Paris Hilton is writing another book. Remember when they were burning Judy Blume books because of the content. Where the hell are those people now?

She-Skeletore

If there was He-man and She-ra, what would be the female version of Skeletore? Let's just call it Bones. Bones (aka Jenna Jameson) claims she's going to quit porn but still manage her company Club Jenna, which is a porn company. She also got her tig ole bitties removed and feels great. Oh yeah, she claims to be as healthy as ever. Right.