Saturday, September 1, 2007

Cristian Castro sent Veronica to the hospital!



There have been all sorts of rumors floating around as to why Cristian and his mother are no longer close. Some blame his marriage, others say different.

According to Escandalo Tv, he's hit her hard enough to send her to the hospital.

“Una noche estaban en casa de Doña Socorro (madre de Verónica), y empezaron a discutir por las escrituras de una casa. Las cosas entre Verónica Castro y Valeria Liberman no iban bien. Entonces [Cristian y Valeria] pretenden abrir la caja fuerte para tomar esas escrituras, y en ese momento Verónica interviene, y Cristian no sé si la empuja, la cachetea o la golpea por la calentura del momento, pero Verónica cae de espaldas, se vuelve a enfermar y tiene que ser hospitalizada”, asegeró.

“One night they were in Doña Socorro’s house (Verónica’s mother) and they began arguing about the deed on the house. Things between Verónica Castro and Valeria Liberman weren’t going well. Then [Cristian and Valeria] proceed to open the box strongly to take the deeds, and in that moment Verónica interviened, and Cristian, I don’t know if he pushes her, slaps her or hits her in the heat of the moment, but Verónica falls on her back, gets sick again and has to be hospitalized,” he assured.


If this is true he needs to go to jail. You NEVER hit a woman, no matter what.



Cristian, who has recently denied leaving his pregnant wife, filed for divorce.



Uh, why would you need a divorce if you're not leaving her, Cristian?

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Dreams do come true



Chris Brown got freaky with one of his biggest fans onstage at a concert in NYC.

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If you care...



E! host Guiliana DePandi got married to Apprentice 1 winner Bill Rancic on the island of Capri earlier today.

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Quote of the day:



"You don't need license plates in California.


Lil Kim was stopped by the police earlier this week for driving without a license or a tag. Well according to witnesses Lil Kim claims that the car, a gift from her boyfriend in California, was just delivered to her house. She also claims that you don't need license plates in California and she had a New Jersey driver's license. Bitch lied! She didn't have a license in any state.

Lil Kim also yelled at the cops because "if (she) was a regular person (and not a celebrity), it wouldn't be a big deal". Bitche please! Regular people get arrested for either!

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George Clooney's not "Manorexic"





George Clooney's lost a lot of weight recently, but he claims he's not sick.

"Well, we do a lot of aerobics, a lot of dance, there is a lot of jazz-ercise, the ab-master, there's the butt-blaster or whatever it's called. And also there is a lot of yoga.

"And I have also just finished doing a movie where I did (American) football with a bunch of 21-year-olds which I highly recomend. That's going to keep anyone in shape."


Whatever he is he's almost fifty and still way hot and nothing else matters. Sigh.

P.S. - I'd sell my mother to get a video of George Jazzercising.

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And in more Amy Winehouse news



Staff at the Jade Mountain resort are pissed at Amy. The resort in St. Lucia, where Amy and her hubby have been "cutting back" on their drug and drank abuse, have been there for a week and the maids working there are not happy. When they were sent to clean up Amy's suite, they discovered the bathroom was covered in vomit and blood. EEEEEEWWWWWWWW!!!!

Hotel management offered to send for a doctor but Amy declined.

BITCH, GET HELP ALREADY!

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Amy and Hubby won't survive the year together, says M.I.L.



Amy Winehouse's mother-in-law is terrified about what's going on with her son and Amy. She think that at the rat they're going, with the drugs and the booze, they won't survive another year.

Georgette Civil, Blake's mother, sat down with Daily Mail and had these things to say. Scary!

"If he's alive for another year, I think we'll be very lucky.

"I'm so desperate to get Blake away from drugs that I'm even considering paying to have him kidnapped and taken to a safe house where we could get professional help for him.

"Blake and Amy are like two separate accidents waiting to happen. Their meeting simply exacerbated everything that was wrong in their lives to the verge of tragedy.

"Our greatest fear is that if one of them dies, the other will commit suicide, such is their love for one another.

"If Amy died, Blake's life wouldn't be worth living because he'd be vilified.

"He told me as much himself.

"He told me that if Amy died on a Monday he would be dead by Monday night."

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When Druggies Talk: The Courtney Love Edition



Courtney calls Amy Winehouse the biggest cokehead she's ever seen.

“Amy does more drugs than anyone I’ve known.”

“I’ve been with lots of people when they’ve taken coke, including stars like Lindsay Lohan and Kate Moss.

“But I’ve never seen anyone take as much coke as Amy. Even I wasn’t that bad.”


Damn! You know you should check into rehab when Courtney Love says you need to chill with the coke.

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Cristiano Ronaldo's definitely not gay



Cristiano Ronaldo, portuguese soccer star for Manchester United, is going to be quizzed by his team owners because he had an orgy with five hookers and some of his teammates. No joke!

The five hookers from London took a cab to his house and stayed there most of the night.

Cristiano's a hottie, a little too much on the metrosexual side for me, but ewwwwwww. Hookers are gross.

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Tori Amos calls Lilo and Paris out

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Friday, August 31, 2007

Just Because: Ryan Reynolds

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Jenna Jameson photographed by Josh Ryan

What do you think?



















I have to admit, Ducklips doesn't look half bad. But who doesn't with amazing lighting, makeup and photoshop, ya know?

Source

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Just Because: Eduardo Cruz

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I love her



Mariah Carey is finally ready to let go of her divorce and marriage to Tommy Mottola and is rumored to be auctioning off her wedding dress, giving the proceeds to a charity possibly in Venezuela. Who wants to buy that dress! That shit was a mess!

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Still nuts



Cristian Castro is pissed because his mom gave birth to a bastard. Seriously. He's upset with his mother because she got pregnant and he's a bastard and that he's been hurting his entire life because he feels horrible for being a bastard. Veronica is pissed and now she's saying that she knows information that will ruin his career forever. What could it be?

My take is that he's gay. He got married to his first wife, treated her horribly, she divorced him, and now he married his current beard. He's either in denial or just doesn't want to come out of the closet, but he's always seemed a little gay to me.

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Tisha Campbell denies her husband's gay



Tisha Campbell has denied that her husband is gay and had an affair with Will Smith. DAMN! I didn't know it was like that, Gina!

I've always believed that the Church of Scientology was really a "community" of sorts of the closeted gays and powerful of hollywood. I'm serious. If you think about it most of the big scientologists are rumored to be gay, including Will Smith and Jada Pinkett. Tom Cruise. John Travolta. Kirstie Alley. I'm on to something here. And if I don't post for a while, they got me so send a rescue party!

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Emma Watson's new movie







Emma filming her new movie, Ballet Shoes. I loooooved the book and can't wait to see it!

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Couple of the moment













Remember that weird guy from that movie with Hugh Grant, Notting Hill? The one who answered the door in his underwear? Well, he's dating Sienna Miller, who is dating a lot of other people. I love Sienna. She doesn't take herself seriously and sleeps with anybody and everybody. My kind of hoochie!

Here the beautiful couple is getting their drank on in London.

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Deny, deny, deny



Nick Carter's mom is denying she dropped the dog off, saying that she left the dog with a friend who has a kennel. The dog escaped from the kennel and that's when the animal rescue center got him. The rescue center calls bullshit, saying the dog was left there with a note.

Awe, I could totally picture the note:

Dear people,

I'm a good dog. Take me please,

Signed,
(paw print)

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Movie Night

What are you planning to see this weekend?




Click the poster to see more info about the movie.

I really can't wait to see Halloween. I'm a huge fan of the original and although I'm not big on Rob Zombie's other movies, this one looks awesome.

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Central Park? How original









Ugh what is it with celebs in Central Park this week? They look totally cute and whatever they're selling, I'm buying.

The couple also went shopping for baby clothes. Spekaing of clothes, I totally LOVE her entire outfit.

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Gwen and Gavin in Hawaii









She looks great, but put a shirt on. This reminds me of chicks in Florida going braless to the supermarket with a long tank-top over their bikini bottoms, shopping around. Not everybody needs to see it.

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Cristian Castro's nuts



First he says everything in his marriage is ok. Then he goes to People Magazine and tells them that he's seperated from his wife. Then his wife and he both denied that anything was wrong with their relationship, basically calling People Magazine liars. People Magazine rightfully fired back, stating that they had audio proof of Cristian Castro's interview where he states that his marriage was falling apart. Now divorce papers surfaced where Cristian petitioned for a divorce from his pregnant wife Valeria. And his mother, who he was really close with before he got married, states that she doesn't love her son anymore. I don't necessarily agree with taking everything to the media, especially stating that you don't love your own son anymore or you love him less then you used to, but still, his actions are mental. Personally, I think he's doing it all for publicity.

P.S. - His wife needs to learn that bras were created for a purpose.

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Wino wants babies?!?!?!?!



WHAAAAAAAAAAAT! Crack babies are whack!!!!!! That is the most horrible thing ever but I mean come on. She openly admits to having serious drug problems and to trying to commit suicide but yet she's trying to bring a baby into this world with her equally druggie husband? Oh god, child services, get on this STAT!

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Drea de Matteo and her baby bump!





She looks adorable! Him, not so much but whatevs.

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Anything he can do she can do better



Latino Brit-tit (but a lot older) Niurka Marcos is getting married. This piece of trash was married to Bobby Larios until July of this year and she's already getting married next week to her cuban boyfriend, Yanixan. Bobby already got married a couple of weeks ago.

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Lil Kim pulled over by cops!



Lil Kim got caught driving her Lamborghini without tags or a license. She was going to fill up her tank when a cop spotted her and pulled her over. The cops didn't say whether they gave her a ticket or not.

Fuck that ticket, bitch would've gotten arrested if she wasn't a "celeb". The real shocker of the story is that Kim can still afford a Lamborghini.

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Brit-tit for all!!



Brit-tit is set to perform at the MTV Video Music Awards this year. She worked on her show with douche magician, Cris Angel. It's rumored that she'll have a disapearing act and all. Ugh, as much as I can't stand Britney, there's one thing that makes me tolerate her. She's entertaining. You know you'll get a laugh and feel much better about yourself when you look at Brit-tit.

Anyways, her new album is said to be released November 13 of this year. That's a bit early for not having any singles released on the radio yet. Whatevs, it'll sell millions.

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Beckham gets hurt; spends time with Brooklyn







His son, that is. David Beckham got injured again while playing futbol (i refuse to call it soccer) and is expected to be out from four to six weeks. This puts him off for pretty much the rest of the season. Wait, does this mean no more shirtless Becks? Fuuuuuuuuuck.

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The Pitt-Jolies do New York

Recap of the past week:

















Their kids are too freaking adorable! The latino one would fit right in...

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Guess The Ass



It was Brit-tit y'all!

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Scandalous!



LiLo was caught having sex in rehab! She was caught on tape and was drug tested and failed! Not only has she been getting her wank on but she's been getting her coke on too! To make matters worse, she pleaded no contest to drunk driving and part of her "bargain" so that she wouldn't get more days in jail was that she complete the treatment at rehab. The directors at the rehab facility in Utah, Cirque Lodge, are telling her that if she messes up one more time, she's gone. Can take the girl out of Long Island but...

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Thursday, August 30, 2007

Brit-tit's got some new songs, y'all!



Brit-tit's making a comeback! Here are two songs that were leaked:

This first brilliant masterpiece is called Gimme More. The picture above is said to be from the video for this song. Please let it be a disaster. Oh wait, it's Brit-tit. That's inevitable!


This second work of art is called Cold As Ice. Someone punch me out because I have to admit it's not half bad. I didn't say it was good, but it's not horrid. Oh god, I'm turning over to the dark side. If I say anything else weird like Paris looks good or something shoot me, please.

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Mommy and me time



The Oracle and I are in desperate need of bonding time so I’m taking the day off. Sort of. If there’s anything ultra important then I’ll post or if she gets on my nerves and I have to lock her in the bathroom. Just kidding.

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Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Nick Carter's mom is evil!





Nick Carter was paying his mother Jane to take care of his dog Layla while he was working on some stuff for the Backstreet Boys. Well, Jane decided to take the money and then drop Layla off at the animal rescue center. Bitch is nuts! I would never forgive my mom if she did that to my oracle. Layla had a chip in her and they tracked down her previous owner, a woman who originally rescued her and then gave her to Nick. She called Nick to let him know what was up and he's furious and since airlines have a ban on pitt bulls he’s going to charter a plane to get her back. Nick’s used to be a douche but his mom is pure evil!

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All wrong



Why doesn't this pic of M.M. wet my whistle? He's a little too bulky for me now in the upper body area. And he looks like a crazy hippie half the time. And sweaty balls has never been appealing. Sigh.

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Keira and James in Venice





Keira Knightley and James McAvoy at the Venice premiere of Atonement. I've been waiting to see this movie, I'm a fan of both plus James is a hottie.

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Meet The Girls: ANTM Cycle 9 Promo

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Meet The Girls: ANTM Cycle 9

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Michael Lohan gets to visit LiLo in Rehab



Michael Lohan has been allowed to visit Lindsay in rehab. The father of the year has been estranged from his daughter for a while now, so he hopes this brings him closer to her.

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HEROES RETURNS!!!

Hayden slips a nip while promoting Heroes and new cast members add some sabor to Heroes next season. Charityn's son Shalim Ortiz and newcomer Dania Ramirez join the cast as a brother/sister team with special powers. I can't flipping wait!

Hayden and Milo in Paris on the Heroes World Tour:


Dania Ramirez:


Shalim Ortiz:


Their characters Maya and Alejandro:


Season 2 cast photo:

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What the?



Cristian Castro and his wife are now both saying that they were never seperated, even though he was the one that came forth to people and told them he was. He's a bit on the mental side, isn't he?

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Just Because: Bobby Kray

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The Beckhams with The Ramsays





The Beckhams enjoy the L.A. beach with fellow Brit Gordon Ramsay and family.

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Guess The Ass

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Blame it on the happy smoke



Lily at the Notting Hill Carnival, where she acted like a stupid drunk and later had a drink thrown on her by Bobby Kray.

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Latin Grammys



Latin Grammy Award nominees have been released. It seems boring this year, though. I can't wait to see who'll perform though, hopefully not Belinda.

Click here for the nominee list

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Queen of Mean leaves it all to her main bitch



Leona Helmsley has left $12 million dollars in a trust fund to her dog. The New York Socialite died earlier this month. Leona also left her brother a couple of million and two of her four grandchildren $5 million each on the condition that they visith their dead father's grave at least once a year.

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Crack love will never die



Katie and Peter (the crackheads, not the chavs) have gotten back together! God I missed them as a couple.

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Gisie's not doing it



Dancing with the Stars has announced their cast for this season! Whatever, I’ve never watched a full episode. It bores me to death.

Here’s the cast, if you’re interested. Will you watch?

The Chicks:

Melanie Brown – Scary Spice
Sabrina Bryan – Cheetah Girl
Jennie Garth – Kelly from 90210
Josie Maran – Josie Maran
Marie Osmand – Morman and doll freak
Jane Seymour – Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman

The Dudes:

Helio Castroneves – Racecar Driver
Mark Cuban – Billionaire
Floyd Mayweather – Boxer
Cameron Mathison – Hot Soap Stud
Wayne Newton – Vegas Nutjob
Albert Reed – Hot model

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New Couple Alert



Shia Labeouf and Rihanna are rumored to be dating. I dig it, but my question is when did Even Stevens get hot?

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Listen To This: The Postmarks



The Postmarks are a great poppy/rainy day kind of band who mix amazing lyrics with mellow beats. I'm in love, so check them out below and let me know what you think.

Click Play below to listen to Know Which Way The Wind Blows

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Tuesday, August 28, 2007

They're building a spaceship over there.



The very Catholic Nicole Kidman isn't very happy about Tom sending their children off to Scientology camp over the summer. The couple share custody of their two adopted children Isabella, 14 and Connor, 12.

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Rest In Peace





Spanish futbol player, Antonio Puerta, died earlier today. He had collapsed during a game due to a heart attack on August 25, 2007 and his health detiriorated rapidly after reaching the hospital.

"Doctor Francisco Murillo reported that Puerta had suffered multiple organ failure and irreversible brain damage as a result of multiple prolonged cardiac arrests due to an incurable, hereditary heart disease known as arrhythmogenic right ventricular cardiomyopathy."

He is survived by his wife and unborn child. My thoughts and prayers are with his family.

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Burn that Teddy after she's done with it





Paris sexes it up and slips a nip for GQ Germany. Ugh, like we haven’t seen that a million times.

Click the pic to see the uncensored.

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Amy Winehouse still on Vacay





Bitch needs to stop. I’m serious. I know she’s on vacation and all but a vacation to a Rehab facility would be much better for her health than a vacation at sea.

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Owen Wilson needed attention



It’s been confirmed that Owen Wilson tried to commit suicide. He’s said to have had a huge blowup with a friend and then downed a bottle of pills and then slit his wrists. What the eff? I mean, I’m all full of sympathy but who tries to kill themselves after a fight with a friend? The normal thing to do is to talk shit behind that bitch’s back not try to off yourself. He obviously needs help because this smells like a cry for attention. Hopefully he gets the help he needs.

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Who the...?



Some skank Cheryl Cole, from Girls Aloud is talking shit about my Spice Girls, saying that she and her band mates would never do a reunion concert.

Cheryl said: "It just wouldn't be seemly. When we finish, we'll finish on top. And there'll be no comeback."

Um, are they even on top now? I mean other than sex?

She continued: "We could hardly go out as Girls Aloud when we're old and wrinkly. We would have to call ourselves Old Girls Aloud – and that would never do."

Bitch, shut the fuck up. Hello? Doesn’t this ho know that without the Spice Girls she’d be working the pole at the moment? Ugh, whatever.

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What the fuck ever



Kid Nation, a show I've been waiting to see, is getting a lot of crap from people. The show is about a fuck it, just watch the video promo below.



Anyways, I think the show is a great idea and hope it's still around when my ass has kids. I'll send them packing straight away, but other people have different opinions.

Barry Garron, of the Hollywood Reporter, wants it to be never aired and canceled.

“This has all gone far enough,” he wrote. “It’s time for CBS to cut its losses, apologize for an idea that was well-intentioned but ill-considered and pull Kid Nation from the schedule.”

Whatever. When the hell did this whole idea of children being so vulnerable and fragile come into play? I mean, I understand society is changing but these are probably the same people that give their kids a cell phone at the age of seven or let the little fuckers run around the grocery store while I'm trying to shop.

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Not a publicity stunt, according to Juanes



Juanes has admitted that his recent marital problems have been the hardest thing he's ever had to deal with. It's funny, he's the one that cheated so I guess he's got a point in saying it was hard. Anyways, he's now trying to work things out with his wife. Funny how that happened after the girl he cheated with dumped his ass for her ex. Nice.

P.S. - Can he please go back to looking like that?

P.P.S. - His new album comes out in October

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YAY!



The hot bitches that created that famazing show, Absolutely Fabulous, that pretty much molded me into the amazing creature I am today, are back! They’ve got a new show on BBC1 called A Bucket of French and Saunders. I can’t wait until it’s on BBCAmerica!

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I love me some dumb bitches





Laura Bates, who just recieved a new liver after 8 days in a coma, will not stop drinking.

"At first I did feel bad about the family who donated their relative's liver to me - I felt it was disrespectful to the person who died. But people buy me drinks and I feel left out if I don't have one. I've decided it's okay to have a few - I don't think I'm doing anything wrong."

Her doctors and parents have pleaded her to stop drinking but she says no, no no.

Someone sail over to the UK to bitch slap this ho for me, please.

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Eeew, what?



James Van Der Beek is set to join the cast of Ugly Betty as the head of a design house. Ok, how many more people are going to be added to the cast? I know it's ensemble but damn. Hopefully it's just a guest starring spot, though. Also guest starring on Ugly Betty this year veterans Salma Hayek and Gina Gershon as well as newbie Posh Spice! Whoot whoot.

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Listen To This: Belanova



Great pop music in spanish is hard to come by cough*RBD*cough, but Belanova hits that spot without being uber annoying. Thanks to the folks at LATINGOSSIP.COM who turned me on to them!

Their new album, Fantasia Pop is set to be released September 11.

Click below to sample their single Baila Mi Corazon

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The future of what, Photoshop?



Tyra Banks has a theme for this season of ANTM, and it's the future. What-thefuck-ever. Or should I have said, SO WHAT!

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Awe, there's my little Jordan!







I was starting to really miss her and here she is shopping with her mom! Where is the Princess, though?

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Eeeeewwwwww!



Jenna Jameson and her boytoy Tito Ortiz makeout in Vegas at Body English this past weekend. They're so freaking gross.

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Speaking of Lily



She needs to just shutup and sing. Damn, now I sound like those country fucks who would yell at the Dixie Chicks. OK, I take that back. At least she's entertaining.

Here's her video with Common for Drivin' Me Wild

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Amy on vacay with the hubby



Bitch needs to quit going on vacation and go into rehab. Again.

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Cristian Castro separates from his wife



It's sad, because he used to have an amazing relationship with his mother but gave it up for the woman he loved and now they're separated.

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Amor a la Mexicana



Thalia celebrated her 36th birthday in NYC along with her second of four baby shower. Congrats and Happy Birthday!

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Douche!



I used to LOVE Lily Allen but her douchey behavior is getting on my nerves. First she cancels my concert. Then she talks shit and takes it back. Damn! If you're going to talk shit in the first place back it up, nah mean? And now she pulls this stunt.

According to The Sun Online, Lily tried to get on the mic while another performer, reggae artist Bobby Kray, even going as far as to wrestle him for the mic and push him off-stage. But before he fell off Bobby managed to dump her beer bottle over her head, drenching her. Good! I'm all for getting silly drunk but when you start acting like a jackass is when it gets annoying. Imagine having to carry her ass home? Ugh.

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This has to be a joke



The cast for the next season of Dancing with the (psuedo) Stars was leaked and Gisele's said to be part of it!

Either this is a joke or she's trying to gain sympathy after stealing a pregnant chick's (Bridget Moynahan) boyfriend. You know what maybe that is the case. It worked for Heather Mills. Sort of.

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My Indian Gay Baby is back!



Here's Sanjaya at the Teen Choice Awards. Oh how I've missed him so!

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Still country y'all!



Child services is investigating Brit-tit Spears after being tipped off from multiple sources that Brit-tit gives her kids the drink drink to make them sleepy and not so hyper. She also doesn't brush their teeth or put them to bed, letting them fall asleep whenever and wherever. Damn. Even Llora has a bed time.

Listen, alls I'm saying is that a couple of members of my family thinks it's ok to dip your finger in rum and let a baby suck on it when you have to fly, that way it sleeps for the entire ride. What? We all grew up to be fine, respectable members of society. I take that back.

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Monday, August 27, 2007

Just Because: Ryan Reynolds

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Owen Wilson wants privacy



He's released this statement after being hospitalized for a suicide attempt:

“I respectfully ask that the media allow me to receive care and heal in private during this difficult time.”

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Brangelina need to adopt them!



And me while they're at it. L.A. County Department of Children and Family Services is investigating child abuse charges against Brit-tit Spears. She's country y'all, that's the way we do things down south. True story, one of my friends in middle school and I used to go to the store to by her mom cigs all the time.

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Drag Racing



According to witnesses, Nick Hogan was racing when he got into the major accident. He's raced before, legally and illegally. Yikes.

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Vanna White?



Apparently Jen from Big Brother 8 was Vanna White's nanny. Shocking! Not really but it's a slow news day, y'all

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ADOPT ME!!!

















Pretty please? Here's Brad and the kids minus Shiloh and Angelina playing at the park. Sigh.

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Michael Vick pleads guilty



Good! He deserves what he gets. I'm sorry but cruelty to animals is NOT cool.

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ScarJo blows



The Nanny Diaries came in at a dissapointing sixth place earning only $7.8 million at the box office its opening weekend. I'm telling you, the bitch can't act!

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Just Because: Josh Duhamel

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Nick going to be ok



Nick Hogan (real name Nick Bollea) is said to be in stable condition after crashing his car into a palm tree in Clearwater, FL. His friend is still said to be in critical condition. No word on how the accident was caused and if they were intoxicated. CNN has stated that no files will be charged.

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Sunday, August 26, 2007

Let's lighten the mood a bit



Y'all know how much I love me some stupid bitches. Even Llora would've given a better answer.

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Nick Hogan in serious car crash



Nick Hogan and a friend were flown to the hospital by helicopter after his car spun out of control and hit a palm tree in Clearwater, FL.

Nick, pictured above with his sister Brooke, and his unidentified friend are said to be in serious condition.

UPDATE:

Here's a picture of the car. Wow. My thoughts and prayers are with the family.

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Owen Wilson attempts suicide!



Comedic actor Owen Wilson, ex boyfriend to Kate Hudson and brother to Luke Wilson, attempted suicide, claims Star Magazine and The National Enquirer.

Sources tell the magazines that he attempted suicide by slicing his wrists open and taking an indeterminate amount of pills. A family member found him earlier today and he was rushed to the hospital by ambulance. Hopefully he gets the help he needs to get better soon!

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Big Love Season Finale!



I can't freaking wait for the season finale of Big Love tonight!

P.S. - Although he's really cute, I hate that Sarah's boyfriend is sleeping around on her. It's sad, because if she hadn't grown up the way she did she would know that she's better than to have someone like that, ya know, the whole self-esteem thing. Sigh.

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I'm addicted



So I've finished watching the entire first season of Ugly Betty and I can't flippin' wait until the new season! I ♥ Henry!

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Pigs are flying over your head right now



Dare I say that Brit-tit looks pretty good here? She was seen clubbing it up last night with a cute outfit and better weave. The hat has to go though. But I guess it's necessary to hide the tracks.

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Don't eff with the strippers



A man in Tennessee plead guilty to counterfeiting charges after he tried giving fake money to buy lapdances at a stripclub. The strippers noticed the money looked weird so they called the cops. HILARIOUS! If it's one thing that strippers don't play with, it's money. Well and an eightball, but let's keep that on the DL.

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Clean-up on aisle 4





Kate Hudson and Dax from Punk'D makeout while shopping for groceries. Am I the only one who thinks he's sort of hot? Besides Kate, of course.

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Bawitda-skank



You know I used to have a crush on Kid Rock when he first came out. Not so much anymore. Pambo ruined it for me. Anyways, Big Rob was seen hanging with Paris this weekend at her Malibu beach house. Ugh I guess two herps cancel each other out, right?

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Britney on the run!





Britney Spears ran from the cops for about a mile Friday night on her way to Vegas. They were trying to pull her over for speading but she didn't stop. She finally pulled into a gas station and told the police, who had had their lights and siren blaring, that she thought she was being chased by the paps. If it were me they wouldn't have just let me off...

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Carpet Spice



I love how people who "care" always come forth to talk to the newspapers instead of you directly.

Scary Spice has been accused of getting down in the naughty way with two chicks. Damn!

Christa Parker claims that she and Scary were good friends who used to get down a couple of times a week, and even introduced Scary to another chick, Elizabeth Rodriguez. The three of them had a two year relationship.

Christa told the daily mail that "Mel and I were very good friends. We saw each other almost every day and would have sex at least a couple of times a week." and that they continued their relationship until Scary (aka Melanie Brown) started dating Eddie Murphy. Damn! I didn't know his peen was good enough to turn a bitch out!

Christa also claims that Scary is very fragile right now. "Mel is so vulnerable. I'm very worried about her. I hope she's happy. I just don't want to see her hurt."

SNITCH!

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