Saturday, December 22, 2007

Another chick from the Rock Of Love show does porn. Angelique Morgan is on the second season of the show and has previously been on Howard Stern talking about her foot fetishes and whatnot. Check out some of her "work" after the jump.

Warning: NSWF/NSFL

Friday, December 21, 2007

Do I really need to answer this one? It's all about Johnny Depp this weekend. We're watching Sweeney Todd and then coming home and get the chocolate fountain flowing for Charlie and the Chocolate Factory and then Chocolat.

Here are some more pics from their concert tour, this time from their show in Germany yesterday.

Lynne Spears' new book is apparently still going to be released, but the Christian book publishing company want to clarify that the book isn't a parenting how-to (or how not-to), it's more of Lynne's memoirs of her life raising two daughters in the business.

"From the onset, the media have inaccurately reported that Lynne Spears' book is a parenting book. I'm sure this helps fuel tabloid readership, but it is simply not true," said MICHAEL S. HYATT, president and CEO of Thomas Nelson. "Lynne's memoir will provide a window into the real-life world of fame and worldly success, including the toll it extracts from some who aspire to it. It will provide a much-needed corrective to a world obsessed with the wrong priorities."

I still won't read it. Or maybe I would but just for comical purposes. Oooh, better yet, we need to get White Oprah a book deal. That shit would be entertaining. You know she's thrilled about Jaime Lynne getting knocked up just so people wouldn't think she's the worst Hollywood mom. Then again, Lynne never condoned Britney or Jaime Lynne's behavior, unlike White Oprah and her million excuses as to why LiLo fucked up.


Cuban rapper Pitbull was arrested in Miami early this morning for a DUI, after he was pulled over for going 93 mph in a 55mph zone.

Pitbull, whose real name is Armando Perez, at first refused to get out of the car. Once he finally stepped out the officer reported that there was a strong smell of alchohol on his breath, his speach was fast and slurred and his eyes were bloodshot. To make matters worse, he couldn't even complete the sobriety test. He failed to touch his nose with the tip of his finger. Pitbull was then arrested and book and later released on a $1000 fine.


Here's the poster and trailer for Jodie Foster's upcoming movie, Nim's Island. The movie is about an author Alex (played by Jodie), who writes great stories but never experiences what she writes about because she's afraid of the "outside world". Her biggest fan (played by Abigail Breslin) is a girl who lives on a tropical island with her father, but when he gets lost at sea, the island gets invaded and she seeks help from Alex. The movie also stars Gerard Butler as the imaginary character Alex writes about.

The movie looks cute in the typical kid-movie/blockbuster way. Check out the trailer below:

Jennifer Lopez is releasing the title track off of her latest album Brave. I'm not a fan of her music, so I'm not digging the song. It's not all that bad, but her voice isn't all that great and it ends up giving me a headache halfway through.

Keri Russell and Jennifer Garner took their kids for a week in NYC earlier today. I love that hat on her. It's so cute.

Bye Bye Borat

Sacha Baron Cohen has retired both of his famous characters, Borat and Ali G. He has decided to put it to rest because everyone knows it's fake and it stops being funny.

"When I was being Ali G and Borat I was in character sometimes 14 hours a day and I came to love them, so admitting I am never going to play them again is quite a sad thing. It is like saying goodbye to a loved one. It is hard, and the problem with success, although it's fantastic, is that every new person who sees the Borat movie is one less person I `get' with Borat again, so it's a kind of self-defeating form, really."

I figured it was going to happen eventually. It sucks because that movie was hilarious and the HBO show was even funnier. But I can't wait to see the upcoming Bruno movie he's going to be filming.


British reality tv personality, Chanelle Hayes has gone further into trying to copy everything that Victoria Beckham does by now coloring her hair brown. The former blonde has always tried to emulate Posh's unique look, and now that Posh is back to dark hair, so is Chanelle.

I get it, posh is hot, but being a doppleganger is not.


Christina Aguilera is scheduled to give birth on January 10th by caesarean section, claims a source close to her. She will also be having another baby shower, this time it'll just be her and her closest friends at the Hotel Bel-Air.

I've always been afraid of c-sections, just because I think it would be freaky to be cut open while you're awake and not feel a thing. It's like that movie Awake with Jessica Alba, except that you don't feel anything. I know millions of women go through it but I still think it's kind of freaky.


All I Want For Christmas Is You by Mariah Carey. The song can be found on her CD, Merry Christmas.

Britney Spears was spotted shopping for baby clothes in L.A. for Jaime Lynn's unborn baby. Britney, who was the last in the family to know about the pregnancy, seems to be taking it well and is excited for her sister, even though they didn't tell her about it. Word on the street, however, is that Kevin Federline, Britney's ex-husband, did know about the pregnancy. He gets along very well with Lynne and Jaime Lynn, so they warned him about the story before it was leaked.

In other Britney and KFed news, Britney now thinks that Kevin is smoking pot around their two sons. Britney claims that when she does spend time with her boys, they end up reeking of pot and she wants them drug tested. Kevin has admitted to smoking pot, but has never done it around his sons. This custody battle is going to be getting even more interesting in the new year, to say the least.


Paris Hilton has a new movie coming out, y'all! No it doesn't look good, at least to me, yes it will probably tank. I'm just wondering who honestly wants to put her in another movie after the mess that was House Of Wax.

The movie is about a guy who finds the girl he's had a crush on since grade school but is basically cockblocked by her best friend, who is definitely not the attractive one of the pair (after extensive hair and makeup on both ends, in real life). After he seems to find the perfect guy for the "nottie" he ends up being upstaged by him and he also starting to have feelings for the "nottie" instead. Sounds like fun, doesn't it?

Thursday, December 20, 2007

Media Take-Out is reporting that Beyonce and Jay-Z have secretly wed last week in France. The couple, who are notorious for being ultra secretive about their relationship, are now sporting matching tats on their ring fingers.

I say those are just (stupid) promise "rings". I mean, don't you know the jinx on tattooing your significant other's name on your body. Do I need to even finish spelling out P-A-M-?


Hilary Swank attended the premiere of P.S. I Love You in Ireland looking as fabulous as ever in white. I still haven't seen this movie but then again, I never intended to.