Saturday, December 22, 2007

Another Rock Of Love Porn Chick



Another chick from the Rock Of Love show does porn. Angelique Morgan is on the second season of the show and has previously been on Howard Stern talking about her foot fetishes and whatnot. Check out some of her "work" after the jump.

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Friday, December 21, 2007

What Are You Seeing This Weekend?





Do I really need to answer this one? It's all about Johnny Depp this weekend. We're watching Sweeney Todd and then coming home and get the chocolate fountain flowing for Charlie and the Chocolate Factory and then Chocolat.

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More Spice Girls





Here are some more pics from their concert tour, this time from their show in Germany yesterday.

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Not A Parenting How-To



Lynne Spears' new book is apparently still going to be released, but the Christian book publishing company want to clarify that the book isn't a parenting how-to (or how not-to), it's more of Lynne's memoirs of her life raising two daughters in the business.

"From the onset, the media have inaccurately reported that Lynne Spears' book is a parenting book. I'm sure this helps fuel tabloid readership, but it is simply not true," said MICHAEL S. HYATT, president and CEO of Thomas Nelson. "Lynne's memoir will provide a window into the real-life world of fame and worldly success, including the toll it extracts from some who aspire to it. It will provide a much-needed corrective to a world obsessed with the wrong priorities."

I still won't read it. Or maybe I would but just for comical purposes. Oooh, better yet, we need to get White Oprah a book deal. That shit would be entertaining. You know she's thrilled about Jaime Lynne getting knocked up just so people wouldn't think she's the worst Hollywood mom. Then again, Lynne never condoned Britney or Jaime Lynne's behavior, unlike White Oprah and her million excuses as to why LiLo fucked up.

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Rapper Pitbull Arrested



Cuban rapper Pitbull was arrested in Miami early this morning for a DUI, after he was pulled over for going 93 mph in a 55mph zone.

Pitbull, whose real name is Armando Perez, at first refused to get out of the car. Once he finally stepped out the officer reported that there was a strong smell of alchohol on his breath, his speach was fast and slurred and his eyes were bloodshot. To make matters worse, he couldn't even complete the sobriety test. He failed to touch his nose with the tip of his finger. Pitbull was then arrested and book and later released on a $1000 fine.

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Nim's Island Poster



Here's the poster and trailer for Jodie Foster's upcoming movie, Nim's Island. The movie is about an author Alex (played by Jodie), who writes great stories but never experiences what she writes about because she's afraid of the "outside world". Her biggest fan (played by Abigail Breslin) is a girl who lives on a tropical island with her father, but when he gets lost at sea, the island gets invaded and she seeks help from Alex. The movie also stars Gerard Butler as the imaginary character Alex writes about.

The movie looks cute in the typical kid-movie/blockbuster way. Check out the trailer below:

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New J-Lo Single



Jennifer Lopez is releasing the title track off of her latest album Brave. I'm not a fan of her music, so I'm not digging the song. It's not all that bad, but her voice isn't all that great and it ends up giving me a headache halfway through.

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Felicity Reunion!!!



Keri Russell and Jennifer Garner took their kids for a week in NYC earlier today. I love that hat on her. It's so cute.



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Bye Bye Borat



Sacha Baron Cohen has retired both of his famous characters, Borat and Ali G. He has decided to put it to rest because everyone knows it's fake and it stops being funny.

"When I was being Ali G and Borat I was in character sometimes 14 hours a day and I came to love them, so admitting I am never going to play them again is quite a sad thing. It is like saying goodbye to a loved one. It is hard, and the problem with success, although it's fantastic, is that every new person who sees the Borat movie is one less person I `get' with Borat again, so it's a kind of self-defeating form, really."

I figured it was going to happen eventually. It sucks because that movie was hilarious and the HBO show was even funnier. But I can't wait to see the upcoming Bruno movie he's going to be filming.

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Get Your Own Look!



British reality tv personality, Chanelle Hayes has gone further into trying to copy everything that Victoria Beckham does by now coloring her hair brown. The former blonde has always tried to emulate Posh's unique look, and now that Posh is back to dark hair, so is Chanelle.

I get it, posh is hot, but being a doppleganger is not.



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C-Section For Christina



Christina Aguilera is scheduled to give birth on January 10th by caesarean section, claims a source close to her. She will also be having another baby shower, this time it'll just be her and her closest friends at the Hotel Bel-Air.

I've always been afraid of c-sections, just because I think it would be freaky to be cut open while you're awake and not feel a thing. It's like that movie Awake with Jessica Alba, except that you don't feel anything. I know millions of women go through it but I still think it's kind of freaky.



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Song Of The Day:



All I Want For Christmas Is You by Mariah Carey. The song can be found on her CD, Merry Christmas.


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Shopping For Baby



Britney Spears was spotted shopping for baby clothes in L.A. for Jaime Lynn's unborn baby. Britney, who was the last in the family to know about the pregnancy, seems to be taking it well and is excited for her sister, even though they didn't tell her about it. Word on the street, however, is that Kevin Federline, Britney's ex-husband, did know about the pregnancy. He gets along very well with Lynne and Jaime Lynn, so they warned him about the story before it was leaked.

In other Britney and KFed news, Britney now thinks that Kevin is smoking pot around their two sons. Britney claims that when she does spend time with her boys, they end up reeking of pot and she wants them drug tested. Kevin has admitted to smoking pot, but has never done it around his sons. This custody battle is going to be getting even more interesting in the new year, to say the least.

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For Realzzzz???



Paris Hilton has a new movie coming out, y'all! No it doesn't look good, at least to me, yes it will probably tank. I'm just wondering who honestly wants to put her in another movie after the mess that was House Of Wax.

The movie is about a guy who finds the girl he's had a crush on since grade school but is basically cockblocked by her best friend, who is definitely not the attractive one of the pair (after extensive hair and makeup on both ends, in real life). After he seems to find the perfect guy for the "nottie" he ends up being upstaged by him and he also starting to have feelings for the "nottie" instead. Sounds like fun, doesn't it?

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Thursday, December 20, 2007

Married? Seriously



Media Take-Out is reporting that Beyonce and Jay-Z have secretly wed last week in France. The couple, who are notorious for being ultra secretive about their relationship, are now sporting matching tats on their ring fingers.


I say those are just (stupid) promise "rings". I mean, don't you know the jinx on tattooing your significant other's name on your body. Do I need to even finish spelling out P-A-M-?

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P.S. - I Still Love You



Hilary Swank attended the premiere of P.S. I Love You in Ireland looking as fabulous as ever in white. I still haven't seen this movie but then again, I never intended to.

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Cuteness And The City



Jennifer Garner and Violet Affleck ran some errands around in New York City. I think she's so adorable. That hat is so cute on her.

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Ew



Michael C. Hall is reportedly dating ???, who plays his sister Deb on his hit show Dexter. I'm not ew-ing at the fact that she plays his sister, I'm ew-ing at the fact that Jennifer Carpenter is annoying as all hell on that show and he could do better. Just sayin'.

Michael and Jennifer have been seen out to dinner on multiple occasions "canoodling". Ugh, I hate that word.

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Pre Wedding Mani



Katherine Heigl got ready for her wedding this weekend by stopping in to get a manicure at a nail salon in Hollywood yesterday and then grabbing lunch. Usually she annoys the crap out of me and it's probably because she's happy about the wedding, but she looks cute and fun in these pics. At least when she's not puffing away on her ciggie.


But at least her manicure looks good. High five for Katherine!





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I'm Taking It Back



I know I don't usually say this about Jennifer Lopez, but I think she looks gorgeous. Jello was photographed out shopping in New York looking totally cute in a grey coat and amazing bag (that I want). She's even got that pregnancy glow. I know I hate on her and all (she drives me insane) but I give props where they're due and she looks gorge.

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Janet's New Album Cover



Here is the cover for Janet Jackson's upcoming album. Um, I know it's supposed to be a Robot Janet and all, but she hasn't had a body like that in like Ever. Not even when she was frolicking around on the beach with Antonio Sabato Jr. and Djimon Hounsou

It still lookcs fierce. And if they were going to design a robot me, I'd want it to look like that too.

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Eva Longoria Parker?



She should've just gone with Eva Longoria or Eva Parker. Ugh. Anyways, here's the trailer for her new movie Over Her Dead Body. It looks cute and typical chick-flicky, but Paul Rudd is in it so I'm watching it. Sigh. He'll always be Josh to me.

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Oh, To Be A Hilton At Christmas



Nicky Hilton spent some of her serious cash at Barneys in Beverly Hills yesterday. I wonder what she got Paris for Christmas?

P.S. - I don't like her boots:


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Girlfriend Needs A Stylist





Jordin Sparks can sing. I give her that. But she cannot dress. Or whoever is dressing her needs to be fired, stat. Jordin appeared on The Morning Show and walked out looking like Ugly Betty, minus Anne Boleyn's necklace. Oooh, Ugly Betty, how I'm gonna miss you.

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Ugh, A Simpson



Ashlee Simpson appeared on TRL to promote her new song/video. The song sucks and the video is horrible so why not just go into hiding in your poor little emo world? I mean, honestly, her and Pete Wentz make me want to vomit even more than Spencer and Heidi.

This video:


and this picture:


is why. I mean, you obviously cared enough to get a nose job, why not put a fresh coat on before a live television appearance? The "look" that you're trying to go for, is a popular one, but show some class or nobody's going to take you seriously. And don't even get me started on the douche-liner.

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Song Of The Day:



Santa Baby by Madonna. The song can be found on the CD, A Very Special Christmas.

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Aaaah, much better.



P.S. - To all the Pervy McPervs out there that want to take a look at Coco's marshmallows, click the pic for the uncensored. Miss McPerv (me) has already set the picture as her desktop wallpaper.

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Not A Total Betty



but a vast improvement. Jenna Jameson attended the Toy Drive and Green Carpet Christmas Party at LAX in Hollywood looking better than normal but still a cross between a vegas hooker and Skeletore. Plus that dress/slip looks god awful on her. And don't even get me started on the shoes. Clear lucite platforms and plastic do not mix.

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Wall-E



Since I'm all about posting trailers right now, I might as well post the Wall-E trailer which looks too freaking adorable and cute. Plus, it looks like Johnny 5. Who doesn't love Johnny 5?

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The Fakery Goes On



Even though Heidi called off their wedding, she and Spencer were seen camera whoring ice skating in Santa Monica yesterday. How freaking gross are they? Ugh, where's Coco-T when you need them? Now that couple is meant to last.

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Horton Hears A Who!!!!



I usually can't stand Jim Carrey but this looks pretty amazing and cute! Plus he's back with Steve Carell!!

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New Hellboy 2 Trailer



Here's the trailer for the new Hellboy 2: The Golden Army. I wasn't a big fan of the first movie, but I am a big fan of Guillermo del Toro so I'm probably going to see this when it comes out. That and I totally thought that the blonde haired guy was Orlando Bloom as Legolas.

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Speaking Of Throwing Up In My Mouth



Ew, what's going on in this picture? Between the hair, the bulge and the asses, I don't have a place to rest my eyes! The second season of this mess of a reality show premieres January 13th on VH1. Let's play a game and guess how many STDs were passed around during the filming.

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Me No Likey



Natasha Bedingfield is set to follow up her ~smash~ hit song "Love Like This" with "Pocket Full Of Sunshine". Seriously, what are we like four? The title sounds like something the Teletubbies would come up with. That being said the Teletubbies were the shit and I used to get up every morning to watch them. So what if I was 19 and the sun baby used to freak me out. Tinky Winky was the shit.

Anyways, I usually love Natasha but that song is all kinds of wrong. It got irritating halfway through and I had to stop listening. But you guys can enjoy it by clicking Play below. The song is going to be featured on her upcoming album, which will be released later next year.

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This Is Why I Love Her



It is freezing cold in London and Victoria Beckham didn't even care and put on a mini dress and some sweet ass Christian Louboutins to go shopping. I wore a skirt almost every day in the 10th grade because they were in. Sure Florida December isn't London December, but I get it.

Oh, how I want these shoes for Christmas:




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What Kind Of Fuckery Is This?



What is Katie Holmes wearing? And she honestly thinks she's a style icon? Ugh. Tom and Katie were caught leaving the L'Ermitage Hotel in Beverly Hills yesterday after a night of sweet, sweet passionate lovemaking. Ew, I just threw up in my mouth. You know he makes her strap it on right. OMG let me not get into a story about my ex-boyfriend. I think I just threw up in my mouth again.

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Don't Forget!



Don't Forget to mail out your Christmas cards ladies and gents! I've just finished stuffing the envelopes (heehee) for mine, which I'm sending out tonight. I know, late, but I've been busy. And I had like a hundred to do.

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AAAAAAAAAH!!!!



OMG A Heroes Sneak Peek!!!

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Jordan Does Christmas



Jordan and family posed for a Christmas themed photo shoot for OK! magazine. When is this ho-ho-ho not selling out her family? I'm guessing she has an exclusive deal with them for lifetime or something.

Not saying that I don't love it, because that shit is going on my Christmas card.







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Wednesday, December 19, 2007

I Thought They Were Already Engaged



Jessica Alba is rumored to be engaged to her future baby daddy, Cash Warren. I swear, I thought they were already engaged. Whatever. All of these pregnancies has me left me soft in the head.

P.S. - Even though I can't stand her and would like nothing more than for her to gain about four hundred pounds with this pregnancy, she's looking really cute. Even though she's barely showing.

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They're Just Coming Out Of The Woodworks



Jaime Lynne's aunt by marriage, Chandra McGovern, claims that Jaime planned her pregnancy because she needed attention.

“I do believe Jamie Lynn may be feeling the disruption of the family with everything that’s going on,” she says. “It may be one of the reaons she went out and did what she did, and whether she got pregnant on purpose or by accident, that’s the reason she went out and rebelled. She wants a little bit of ‘me’ attention, with everything that’s going on with Britney like it is.”

“I hope it would be a reason for her not to have gotten pregnant.”

“I believe Jamie Lynn is entirely too young to be sexually active. She’s got her whole life ahead of her, she’s just a baby herself and 16 is entirely too young to be sexually active.”

Damn, I should've tried that as a teenager. But then I'd have a kid and would have to take care of it and yeah, nevermind.

P.S. - Where was this bitch when Jaime needed the attention?

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On The Rocks?



Seriously? I thought good Christian boys married the girls they knocked up. Oh well. That also throws away my theories of them only doing the anal because it wasn't considered sex before marriage.

Anyways, Life & Style magazine is reporting that Jaime Lynn Spears is not on very good terms with her baby daddy Casey Aldridge. An "insider" claims that they've broken up dozens of times in the past and that they're currently not together.

“Jamie Lynn and Casey are NOT together. They’ve broken up numerous times, but he was her first and she kept taking him back," says the insider.

“They’re not dating now. He's really got nothing to offer this baby. He's a kid himself. They have no plans to get married."

"At this point, Jamie Lynn has asked her mom — and not Casey — to be in the delivery room with her.”

Damn, so it's like that? Either way, as horrible as it is to point fingers, Casey's going to look like the douche for "leaving" his pregnant 16 year old girlfriend. But even if he has "nothing to offer" the baby, he's still the father and has the right to be in its life.

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Song Of The Day:



Happy Xmas (War Is Over) by John Lennon and Yoko Ono.

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The Truth Pays



Jaime Lynn has already sold exclusive pictures of the birth of her child to Ok! magazine for a cool $1 million. She should have taken a page from Giselle Bundchen and asked them to pay her in Euros instead.

Jaime's mother, Lynne Spears called Ok! magazine after they handled Britney's meltdown with them so professionally. She thanked them and when she found out that her second daughter's pregnancy was about to break, she called Ok! and sat down with them for an exclusive interview, as long as they kept Britney out of it.

Also, the rumor mill is spinning and saying that she's further along than just twelve weeks.

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Christina Ricci For Penelope



Since my heart's been broken about Juno (still, no opening around me) I can't freaking wait for Penelope. I'm going to be in NYC for the in February so I'm totally excited about seeing this. Hello, James McAvoy? Christina Ricci? Reese Witherspoon? And all in one movie!!!

Anyways, Christina Ricci was in Tokyo for the Penelope photocall and I have to say that that cut/color does nothing for her. She needs to grow out her hair. She looks better with some length.

P.S. - Here's the totally cute trailer. Sigh, McAvoy.


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Amy's Melting Down



As you have already heard, Amy Winehouse was arrested earlier this week in relation to the case against her husband for trying to pervert justice or liberty or whatever. Well, according to the Daily Mail, Amy was in such a bad psychological state that the police were told they couldn't push or question her too harshly.

Amy needs help and I'm not sure any more time in jail will do the trick. I think her husband is getting better/cleaner in jail, but she'd have a complete meltdown if she went in. I know, how can things get worse, right?

P.S. - I know this is all sad and everything, but how come we haven't seen her mugshot yet? As horrible as it sounds that thing would be pure gold in my eyes.

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Haaahaaa



Jessica Simpson is publicly dating Tony Romo, who happens to be a play for the Dallas Cowboys. Well, apparently he's been sucking hard and Cowboys fans aren't happy. They want to ban Jessica Simpson from attending any more games because they think she's bad luck. HAAAAAHAHAAAAAAAA. That's fucking hilarious. I say they have a point. I mean, have you seen any of her new movies? Exactly, nobody has. Jessica "straight to DVD" Simpson is what I'm going to start calling her.

In other Jessica news, according to OK!, she wants to remake Pretty Woman because she thinks it's an excellent idea for a hit movie for her. Please, Gods, don't let her do this. She already tried to tarnish my memories of Working Girl and Private Benjamin, don't let her do this to Pretty Woman as well.

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Ew, What?



Puakenikeni is Nicole Scherzinger's new single from her debut solo album, Her Name Is Nicole. Um, whatever Puakenikeni is, I don't want it. Actually it's a Hawaiian flower. Yeah, still don't want it.

The song is pretty horrible. I think it's the beginning that makes it worse. When is she going to give up the solo dreams? I mean, this is her third single from an album that hasn't even been released yet and they've all bombed.

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Quote Of The Day:



MY DECISION FOR A SHOT AT LOVE...

So here we all are....and here I am with MY decision on who I want a shot at love with....I must tell you all that between Dani and Bobby, it was a very hard decision. In the beginning it was all fun and games, but as my feelings started to get involved, things got harder and harder and then in my mind I wish I had never signed up to do the show. Who would have thought I would fall in love with both people?

So here I am with Bobby. Yes, I know a lot of you wanted me to pick Dani, and so did I.....but at the end of the day, I felt as though Dani and I became SOOOO close that I didn't want to ruin such a great friendship that we had built together. You know usually on these type of dating reality shows, things never tend to work out in the end because it gets all weird and awkward between 2 lovers....and so that is why I did not choose Dani as my lover, but as my closest friend. This way we would never have to "END" things between us. Also the fact that Dani is doing quite well for many reasons and I am happy for her:

1) She's really famous now
2) The world loves her
3) She's getting more girls throwing themselves at her then ever before in her life
4) She's really famous now

Ok so there you have it. Everyone wins......except for me I guess....I think I found love, and then the world bashes me for putting out my feelings. It was hard doing this show for me and my heart broke many times over, but I knew that this was an important journey and I knew SOMEONE had to take charge......and I guess God put it all on me. At the end of the day I just wish everyone happiness and I will never regret that I did this show. It was an experience of a lifetime and I am glad to have all of you, my friends, come along with me on the ride......cheers!

Love
Tila

PS-See us all together again for the REUNION show coming up next week! We are all very happy, with how things turned out...including Dani. She is pimpin now! So if we can all get along, then I hope you all can as well.....

STFU, bitch. Ugh, thank god she "found love" that way we wouldn't have to sit through watching her on season two of Shot At Love.

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'Delayed Indefinitely'



Lynne Spears's book about parenting has been delayed indefinitely. The book was set to be released next year and was about raising two crazy bitches. No it was about "Lynne's personal story of raising high-profile children while coming from a low-profile Louisiana community."

The book is not canceled (yet) it just won't be released anytime soon.

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Cutest Pictures Ever!





Awe the Spice kids came out onstage with their moms at their concert in London. Posh's kids are too freaking cute, they look just like their dad. But where's Bluebell Madonna (Geri's daughter)?

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Cover Of The Week:



I know Jaime Lynn is 16 and pregnant and all, but Jordan dressed up as the Virgin Mary will always win out in my heart.

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Picture Of The Day:



Lily Allen lighting up just a couple of weeks ago, before she found out she was preggers.

Yeah, what's with all of these unexpected pregnancies? I mean, first Jessica and then Jaime Lynn and now Lily. I guess they took a page from JLo on what not to do when you're expecting.

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Thank You, Robbie Williams



Robbie Williams has "given" his fan three Christmas presents in the form of songs. What's better than the gift of music? Diamons, Robbie Williams, diamonds are better than the gift of music. And a Marc Jacobs bag.

Anyways, enjoy the songs!

P.S. - I'm doing like a million things at a time right now, (which is why I'm slow in posting) and my boyfriend just told me that I have to make like a Ford and Focus. Ew, that's cause for breakup right there. But only after the holidays.

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There's Something In The Water



And I do not want a drink. Lily Allen has confirmed she is in fact pregnant with her first child. She and her boyfriend of three months, singer/producer Ed Simmons (from the Chemical Brothers) are happy about the news and plan on moving in together now.

“I am pleased to confirm that Lily and Ed are expecting their first baby. The health of Lily and her child is their paramount concern. As the pregnancy is at such an early stage the couple will be making no further comment, but they are obviously thrilled by the news."

Bitch is gonna blow up. Oh god and don't even get me started on the mood swings from this one. Congrats to all.

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Oh Jesus



In the spirit of the holidays, Adam Sandler and his wife are seem to be expecting their second child. I'm serious. I call this an upgrade. You know, because at least she's not sixteen and she's married with a kid already and seems mature enough to handle a kid and most importantly, ISN'T A SPEARS.

Congrats to the Sandler clan!

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I Guess They Forgot To Call



Yesterdaty the paps bombarded Britney, asking her what she thought about Jaime Lynn being pregnant. Britney responded with "My sister's not pregnant". It must suck seeing something on the cover of Ok! magazine about your family before they even bother telling you. Then again I'm sure Britney's done the same to her mom and sister.

P.S. - How freaky are the paps in that video. I know she brought it all on herself but still. I could never be a celeb, that shit has got to be annoying.

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New Ashlee Simpson Video



What do you guys think? I was never a fan of hers or her music, so um, yeah. No likey.

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Tuesday, December 18, 2007

OH. MY. GOD!!!!!!!



According to the folks over at ONTD, this is the cover for next week's Ok! magazine, where Jaime Lynn Spears appears and talks about becoming pregnant! For reals! OMG. Y'all, she's only 16. I know it's "common" nowadays, but still.

Can you imagine if this is true. How sad. I know a baby isn't necessarily sad news, but she's only 16. Hell, most teenagers shouldn't even be driving at that age let alone having and caring for babies, even though a lot of people do and end up making wonderful parents.

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Song Of The Day:



Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree by Brenda Lee. The song can be found on her CD, Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree.

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Seriously?



Here is the poster for Mariah Carey's new movie, Tennessee. The movie is scheduled to be released next winter. I seriously need a trailer for this asap. I mean, come on. I can't keep watching Glitter on VH1 for my Mimoo fix! I'm thinking it's going to be more Wise Girls than Glitter, though. Oh that movie was fucking brilliant. They should totally remake Glitter and call it Silver, starring Jordan aka Katie Price.

P.S. - Do you think this will actually make a theatrical debut? And if it does, wouldn't it be hilarious to see Jessica Simpson's face on opening day?

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Uma Does Bazaar



Uma Thurman looks as beautiful as always on the cover of January 2008 issue of Harper's Bazaar. Wow, I still can't believe it's already (almost) 2008. This year went by so fast. Make it stop, I don't want to get older than I already am.

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A Dorough Wedding







Here's pics from Howie Dorough's (the Backstreet Boys) wedding.

Yeah, I say they're going to last. Only because most closet cases stay that way. What, was that harsh? Damn, I'm a bitch today.





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Prom Night?



They're remade Prom Night? Ugh, this is going to suck. Apparently it's going to star Brittany Snow and Jonathan Schaech. Oooh, now I'm going to see it. Jonathan is hot.

That doesn't mean it's not going to suck.

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The Dark Knight Trailer



Why does this trailer get me more excited than it should? Scratch that, It's Christian Bale. Everybody should get excited over either Christian Bale or Batman. And the combination of the two drives (some of us) over the edge.

Anyways, above is the hq trailer of The Dark Knight. The new bat bike looks kind of ugly, but whatevs. Christian's hotness makes up for all.

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Posh In Elle



Remember those pictures of Victoria Beckham walking around Paris looking like a cross between the Kool-Aid man and Big Bird? Well, all that crap paid off because her spread in Elle looks freaking amazing.

I love the way they did it, making it look more like a collage instead of just picture after picture.

P.S. - Did anyone see David on Snoop Dogg's new show on E!? That was so random. That show is horrible, btw.



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More Batman!!!



I totally just want to hang this on my window and see how many people freak out. Then Again I live in the third floor so nobody would probably see it. Except for the raccoons, and I'm thinking they'd find it hilarious.

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Seriously? Photoshop is supposed to make you look hotter...

Although her body, which I'm pretty sure isn't photoshopped, looks amazing.

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Monday, December 17, 2007

Ali Engaged



Ali Larter and her boyfriend Hayes MacArthur have gotten engaged over the weekend. Congrats to the both of them!

P.S. - They better not kill her off of Heroes. Just sayin'.

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Lucky Bitch



According to Victoria Beckham, her husband David is a pretty big deal, in more places than one. Posh goes as far as comparing him with a tail pipe on a car.

"I'm proud I still have a really good sex life with David. He is very much in proportion. He does have a huge one, though. He does. You can see it in the advert. It is all his. It is like a tractor exhaust pipe!"
This is the first time I've ever really felt hatred towards Victoria Beckham. Ugh, I now change my "Couple I'd Bang" to Vicky and David Beckham from Angie and Brad.

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Jello Chunks



I know I shouldn't make fun because if I have kids I'm totally gonna balloon, but the title made me laugh.

Apparently Jennifer Lopez is scared that she'll gain too much weight during her pregnancy. She's only four months along but looks around six or seven, possibly due to the fact that she's having twins.

“Jennifer is delighted to finally be pregnant. However, she has already put on more than three stones and is only around four months gone.

She is huge and freaking out.” Lopez, who is famous for her curves, even wakes up at 4 am to work out. The source added: “Her face has become really puffy from retaining a lot of water.

She plans to do a Victoria Beckham now and hibernate for the last few months. You won’t be seeing much of her in public from now on.”

I say stfu and let your body do what it needs to do to carry a healthy baby (or babies). I understand exercising is important and maintaining a healthy diet is essential, but don't freak out over your looks. I mean, you were the one that was dying to get knocked up.

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Baby!



Helena Bonham Carter has popped out a baby girl, reports People. Helena and boyfriend Tim Burton welcomed their second child into the world on Saturday.

"They are absolutely delighted they have a daughter," the actress's rep, Karon Maskill, tells PEOPLE. "It's a lovely Christmas present for the family."

Awe, congrats to them!

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JLove Pregnant?



Sources close to Jennifer Love Hewitt claim that she's pregnant with her first child. Seriously? Are they sure this isn't something else she concocted to prove to the world that she's not fat?

"Jennifer was shocked, but at the same time she was ecstatic with the news. It wasn't planned, but now that it's happened Jennifer and Ross are both very happy."

Jennifer recently got engaged to her longtime boyfriend, Ross McCall last month. JLove had recently denied reports that she was pregnant early in October.

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More Spice Pics!!



Here are more of the Spice Girls onstage during their performance in London. I will never get tired of seeing their concert pics. I know they all pretty much look the same, but it doesn't matter to me. Viva Forever! Actually, that's one of my least favorite Spice Girls song.

P.S. - Why is everyone freaking out over this picture:



If anything it proves that she is human and does have body fat. Or at least slightly human.



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Song Of The Day:



Jingle Bell Rock by Bobby Helms.

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Nelly & Juanes Together Again





Nelly Furtado performed at the 40 Principales Awards Gala in Madrid this past weekend with Juanes. Even though I don't like Juanes anymore, I love their song Fotografia together. It's so freaking cute.

Click Play below to check it out. I just had to listen to it and wanted to share. So Merry Christmas, did you like your present? You can't ever say I never got you anything.

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Paulina Rubio



Paulina Rubio attended the 40 Principales Awards Gala in Madrid, Spain this weekend looking glam in gold. I think she looks cute. I can't believe ho is past 35.

Note to Carmen Electra: This is how you do it.

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Who Come Out On Top?



I Am Legend came out on top this weekend, raking in $77.2 million dollars. $77.2 million dollars! That buys a lot of Manolo's, ladies. Damn. Big Willy has sure got to thank the Scientology gods for that. Oh, that's right, he's not a scientologist. Speaking of Scientologists, Jason Lee and his horrible movie, Alvin and the Chipmunks came in at number two, followed by The Golden Compass, Enchanted and No Country For Old Men. I've seen No Country and Legend, and have to tell you that they're both damn good. OMG I forgot about Enchanted. It's cute, but No Country was better.

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Adrianne In Playboy



Adrianne Curry, the first winner of America's Next Top Model (as much as Tyra tries to make us forget it, we never will), posed for Playboy for the second time. She looks hot and all, but I still think she could have done a lot more in the modeling industry than pose for Playboy. At least she didn't go full out and go spread eagle. No matter how hot she is, that would have scarred me for life.

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Publicity Stunt



Pamela Anderson filed for divorce from her third husband on Friday, only to "take it back" hours later and chaulk it up to saying that they were going to work on their marriage. Um, I don't know about y'all but this story reaks of publicity stunt. I mean, it's Pambo for christsakes. Didn't they just announce that they were getting their own reality show?

Pamela and Rick are now going to work through their problems (on national television). They have been married for a total of two and a half months.

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Picture Of The Day



Girlfriend usually looks beautiful, but the Kate Moss haircut does not work for her.

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Video Of The Week

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