Lipstick Bitches: 02 December 2007

Saturday, December 8, 2007

Fergie's Bags

Fergie launched her Spring 2008 Handbag Collection at Macy's in Costa Mesa earlier today.

I'm sorry, but that bag looks like something you get free with a purchase of $35 or more at the Clinique counter:

This One's For The Boys

Vida's another one that I never understood why guys were so into. She looks just like every other Latina around, in my opinion. But since some hetero guys visit this site, I thought I'd give them a little treat.

Here she is at the Video Game Awards in Vegas.

I Aint Tryin' To Eff Yo Man

That damn Tila Tequila song had been stuck in my head for a while. Thank god it's gone though. It's so horrible.

Anyways, Tila attended Spike TV's Video Game Awards yesterday looking like a brokedown version of Victoria Beckham. The outfit is cute and I love the shoes but that puts an end to what's hot. I never understood why so many guys are into her, actually.

P.S. - UGH:

Rachel & Kristen Do The VGA

Rachel Bilson and Kristen Bell attended Spike TV's Video Game Awards in Vegas yesterday. I'm starting to fall in love with Kristen Bell. She used to annoy me (don't know why) but her character on Heroes is actually turning out to be pretty cool, so I'm guessing that's what's making me change my mind. Plus, her dress is cute.

Lookie who else was there with Rachel:
Hayden Christensen

Hayden and Rachel are kind of cute together here.

Jumper Premiere

Hayden Christensen, Rachel Bilson and Samuel L. Jackson attended the premiere of the Jumper trailer in Vegas yesterday.

The movie, which will be released on Valentines Day next year, is about a young man (Christensen) who finds out that he is able to teleport himself anywhere and anytime in history.

Speidi Do The Video Game Awards

Ugh, these two attended Spike TV's Video Game Awards yesterday in Vegas yesterday. Is it horribly whorish of me to say that her dress is kind of cute. It looks comfortable, actually. But I'm not a fan of her clutch. I'm one who thinks silver and gold should not mix.

Spencer looks douche-y as usual.

Hayden Loves The Weather

Hayden Panettiere attended the Weather Channel's Forecast Earth Summit in Washington DC yesterday looking less cute than usual. I'm thinking it's the outfit, which makes her look a lot heavier and older than she actually is. Those pants have got to go.

Friday, December 7, 2007

What Are You Going To See This Weekend?

I'm all about Atonement. I also want to see The Golden Compass, because that looks pretty amazing, but I've heard bad things so I'll wait on that for a bit.

Who Made This Little Cutie?

Find out after the jump!

It's Olive, Sacha Baron Cohen and Isla Fisher's daughter! She's so adorable.

Besitos Por La Tarde

Afternoon Kisses:

Rachael Ray and hubby love each other: Dlisted

More Johnny Depp hotness: ASL

Lilo nip slip: IDLYITW

Madonna makes friends with all of Brad's girlfriends: Celebitchy

I knew I wasn't the only one who thought Slater now perms his hair straight!: Lossip

Best Reaction Ever

Slow news day, guys, so I bring you the best 2girls1cup.com reaction ever.

Lady In Red

Elizabeth Hurley came out to support Action on Addiction Charity in London looking gorgeous in a red, curve hugging dress. I love it. I want it to wear for christmas. But Liz always looks amazing.

Tyra Making Tyra Proud

I never thought I'd say this after the year 2003, but Tyra Banks is looking pretty hot in that dress. The overall look is amazing, in my opinion. Tyra attended the CNN Heroes: An All-Star Tribute at the AMNH in NYC last night. I love the dress and the makeup and hair look great. Ooops, there's just one thing.

Tyra should know better than to show visible wig glue line on her forehead.

P.S. - You know she copied the boob-bow from Wendy B. When Tyra copies from you, should you take it as a compliment or an insult. Fuck it, it's a compliment. Bitch is fierce.

The Interview

Aren't they the cutest!

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Cutest. Picture. Ever

I looooove Posh and Becks. I think they're fierce and cute and just famazing. And how freaking adorable are they?!?!?

P.S. - Did you guys see Barbar Walter's special last night? I missed most of it put tuned in just in time to see P&B's interview. Victoria admitted that she doesn't eat a cookie or a piece of chocolate cake because she's never really been into junk food. Someone get her a white chocolate covered Oreo. Those will reform any health nut.

Oh No She Didn't

Deelishis, the main ho in Flavor of Love 2, posed for Smooth magazine in nothin' but her bra and panties, y'all. She was hilarious on the show but I really wanted Boots to win.

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Wait, He's Not Gay?

I know, I shouldn't stereotype, but come on. Sequined pants?!?!

X Factor contestant Rhydian, who is uber camp, sat down with the Daily Mail and told them about his upbringing, his faith and what he thinks about sex before marriage.

"I don't want to shove it down people's throats but, yes, I do have a faith," he says.

"I am a Christian and I believe in God and I do think celibacy is part of my faith.

"That is not to say I don't fall short sometimes - I am like any other guy.

"I get attracted to ladies. But if you have faith and you say you are a Christian you can't then twist it and abuse and compromise it.

"You can't say, I'm a Christian, but I'm going to hump away. I have too much respect for ladies. I think sex is a great thing but it shouldn't be abused. So no, I haven't had it."

Oh, I get it. He's in the closet. Don't worry, bb, no matter what (or who) you do (or don't), I still love ya.

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Besitos Por La Manana

Morning Kisses:

Ricky Martin gay? Nooo: Mollygood

Kanye's getting married: Celebitchy

Bitch fight between Lil Kim and Remy Ma: Bossip

Carrie Underwood writes down everything she eats: INO

More The Hills to love/hate: ICYDK

This Better Not Suck

Here's the poster for the new M. Night Shyamalan movie, which stars Mark Wahlberg. The movie is called The Happening (duh) and is about a family on the run from a natural crisis which threatens humanity. Zooey Deschanel also stars in this.

The title of this post says it all. I had to sit through Lady In The Water. He owes me.

Click here for more info on the movie.

Just Because: Johnny Depp

Edited: I added the complete scans.

Upgrade. Sort Of.

Lily Allen attended the Chanel 2007/2008 collection show in London yesterday looking better than usual. But that lipstick has got to go. She's worn around the same shade for the past couple of events and it does not work for her.

The dress is kind of cute, but I'm not digging the sleeves. I'd rip them right off. But that's just me.

Lookie who else was there:
Emma Watson

How flipping cute does she look! Love the jacket.

Hello, Lover

I was all Sexed out because of all of the pictures and spoilers and whatnot but this trailer totally pumps me up and gets me excited for the Sex and the City movie! Oh, how I've missed this show.

LC Does The Grammy's

Lauren Conrad attended the 50th Annual Grammy Awards Kick-Off Party. The only reason I'm posting these pics is because I wanted to comment on how ridiculous the whole LC movie thing about her life that MTV is doing. It's like, uh, isn't that an episode of The Hills? I'm so tired of her. Blah. I'll probably watch it but not on purpose. Are any of you watching it? I know Julie Q isn't.

Song Of The Day:

What You Want For Christmas by Quad City All-Stars. The song can be found on the CD, Quad City: All-Star Christmas.

Picture Of The Day:

How freaking cute are they? Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt took their son Maddox to an outdoor concert in New Orleans.

It's The Final Countdown

I'm not going to tell you guys who I'm pretty sure is the winner, but I will say that the supposed winner doesn't have the best picture up there...

at least in my opinion.

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Thursday, December 6, 2007

Definition Of Fierce

Gorgeous

See, with no makeup and lots of photoshop, Jordan looks amazingly gorgeous. That, btw, is the cover for her new book.

More GQ Pics

Anna Farris

She looks cute but kind of unkempt. I don't know, maybe she just needs some lipstick. There's something missing and I have no idea what it is.

Anna Friel:

LOVE IT. It's not even Pushing Daisies favoritism, she just looks gorgeous. LOVE the earrings, the dress, well, almost everything. Not really digging the shoes, there. But it wouldn't hurt her to smile.

Carla Gugino:

She looks gorgeous as always. I'm not a beige fan, but she looks good in it.

Elisha Cuthbert:

The outfit is kind of cute, but the hair has got to go. She looks like a soccer mom. I get that it was supposed to be fierce, but whoever did that to her hair failed. She looks a lot older than she is, in my opinion.

Emmanuelle Chriqui:

I love that dress. Love, love, love that dress. She looks amazing in it.

Hayden Panettiere:

I'm alwasy on the fence about Hayden, and I know she looks cute, but I'm over her. She used to get on my nerves, then I started finding her adorable, but now she bores me. And Claire needs to just die already on Heroes. The whole West storyline was BORING and I'm tired of so much of her on there.

Sarah Shahi:

I think she's gorgeous, but the dress is a little too formal for this event. Hey, at least she looks like she's having a good time.

Before & After: Rhydian from X Factor

Before:

After:

You know you wanna hit that. That's some serious white chocolate love right there.

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Grammy Nominations

The 50th Annual Grammy Award nominees were announced this morning and lookie who was nominated:

Irreplaceable
Beyoncé
Beyoncé Knowles, S. Smith & Stargate, producers; Jim Caruana, Jason Goldstein &
Geoff Rice, engineers/mixers
Track from: B'Day

The Pretender
Foo Fighters
Gil Norton, producer; Adrian Bushby & Rich Costey, engineers/mixers

Umbrella
Rihanna Featuring Jay-Z
Kuk Harrell & C. "Tricky" Stewart, producers; Kuk Harrell & Manny Marroquin,
engineers/mixers
Track from: Good Girl Gone Bad

What Goes Around…Comes Around
Justin Timberlake
Nate (Danja) Hills, Timbaland & Justin Timberlake, producers; Jimmy Douglass &
Timbaland, engineers/mixers

Rehab
Amy Winehouse
Mark Ronson, producer; Tom Elmhirst, engineer/mixer
Track from: Back To Black

Please, let Amy Winehouse win it. Why? Because she had the best song. I loved the Foo Fighters and wouldn't mind if they won. As long as Beyonce and that horrible Irreplaceable song doesn't win, I don't care who takes home the award. That song was horrible. My bet is Rihanna for the win, though.

Click here for the rest of the nominees in the five million categories.

What In The World Is In Amy Winehouse's Nostrils?

Well, I mean, we can all pretty much guess what it is but we should totally make a song in the tune of the Carmen Sandiego theme song with the title of this post.

Getting back on track, Amy Winehouse played a secret gig at the Jazz After Dark club in London. She later went out to eat and at around 5 in the morning, she went into a store and came out cursing and spitting at the photographers and fans that were outside waiting for her.

Homegirl needs to just stop. Where are her parents? I know she's a grown woman and all, but if I was acting like that my mother would sit my ass down real quick.

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Besitos Por La Tarde

Afternoon Kisses:

Two Woodies wanted: Dlisted

I ♥ Judd Apatow and Seth Rogen: ASL

Jessica Simpson dry humps Tony Romo. Ew: IDLYITW

David Blaine needs to go back to being hot: Celebitchy

Posh In Concert: ICYDK

Hotness

Alessandra Ambrosio was photographed leaving the Gramercy Park Hotel after attending a Dolce & Gabbana party in NYC yesterday looking fierce and festive.

It's the drag queen in me that loves this dress, I know it is. It's so cute. But is that real fur? Ooooh, don't let Eva see you wearing that.

Megan Fox Does Men Of The Year

Megan Fox attended the GQ's Men Of The Year party at the Chateau Marmont in Hollywood last night looking as trashy and fabulous as ever. I know, I'm like the only person who likes this chick, but not only is she hot but she's entertaining, unlike most of this boring-ass Hollywood bitches. You can tell she doesn't give a fuck. And I love it.

But, these blow kisses to the cameras FAIL:

More Gorgeous Cate

Cate Blanchett attended the L'Oreal Paris 2007 AFI Awards dinner in Melbourne Australia earlier today looking as gorgeous as ever. I looooove her dress. So much. If/When I get knocked up, I'm putting that dress on my wish list.

Eva Gets Naked

And doesn't look at all pregnant. Eva posed for PETA and their anti-fur campaign. She says that "respecting all life forms is cool."

"I want people to know that there are options—that killing a poor animal and wearing it isn't cool ... respecting all life forms is cool."

I'm all for not wearing fur and whatnot, but I can't go vegan. I don't eat half the vegetables out there. Plus, bacon is too good to give up. Carnivore in the house.

Click the pic to get the full-sized nakey version.

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Burton & Depp Do The Today Show

More Of Emma In In Style

I think she's as gorgeous as ever. As long as she doesn't go hoochie on us, it's all good.

The Hotness That Is Johnny Depp

I will never get tired of looking at Johnny Depp. Sigh. Here he is at a special screening of Sweeney Todd hosted by Steven Spielberg at the Paramount Studios.

In other Johnny Depp news, he's been cast as notorious 1930's gangster John Dillinger in Public Enemies, a movie based on the book written by Bryan Burrough, of the same name.

The New Face Of Chanel

Emma Watson attended a Chanel party at Nobu in London looking cute in a black dress. I love the look but that lipstick needs to go. Did I speak too soon in hoping she wouldn't turn into a party girl? I hope not.

P.S. - Emma, love. STAY AWAY FROM THESE TWO!!!

Lookie who else was there:
Karl Lagerfeld and Kylie Minogue

Picture Of The Day:

Song Of The Day:

XMas Song by Meiko. The song can be found here.

Besitos Por La Manana

Morning Kisses:

The Hiltons snorting coke?: ICYDK

Mischa Barton's new hair: Dlisted

Vanessa Minnillo wants babies: INO

The Queen hates Joan Rivers: Mollygood

Jessica Alba doing what she does best. Bitch and moan: Popaholic

Video Of The Week:

Jack + Dale = A Couple

Bravo TV's Project Runway contestant Jack Mackenroth and Bravo TV'S Top Chef contestant Dale Levitski are dating. Wow, that was random. According to Dale, the two are taking things very slow.

"It's very baby steps. I really like him a lot. And geography is a bit of an issue, but we'll see where it goes. I like him a lot. I assume he likes me a lot. Unless he's lying...(laughter)... He's adorable. I like keeping it incestuous, keep it in the Bravo family.

"Yeah, we randomly met over Myspace. And then we bumped into each other at the OUT100 party and clicked. He's hilarious. We're just gonna roll with it and see what happens. And he's cute as %&#@. We have the same sense of humor. We giggle a lot, and you know, anytime you end up going through the Bravo-reality-show...we just looked at each other and said, 'yeah...'"

I guess they're cute for each other but I don't know, it just seems so random. At least to me. I would've never guessed that the two of them would get together.
http://blogs.outzonetv.com/breakoutnews/2007/12/jack_and_dale_dating.php
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Just Because: Helena Bonham Carter & Tim Burton

Harold And Kumar Trailer!

$57 Million? Really?

A 5,000 Mesopotamian sculpture has sold for $57.2 million at Sotheby's Auction House in NYC. The statue, which comes in at about 3 1/4 inches, has set a record at Sotheby's for the highest price for a sculpture at auction. The sculpture was previously owned by private collector Alastair Bradley Martin, and had been on display at the Brooklyn Museum of Art. The proceeds from the sale will go to a charitable trust set up by the Martin family.

Damn. I guess size really doesn't matter. At least when it comes to 5,000 year old Mesopotamian sculptures.

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Kiefer Sutherland's Going To Jail

Kiefer Sutherland has been sentenced to 48 days in a private jail. Kiefer was arrested earlier this year for drunk driving. He also has to complete an 18 month alcohol education program and attend weekly therapy sessions for six months. He has until March 30th to copmlete his stint in jail.

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FAIL

Warner Bros have released information about the upcoming HP & The Half Blood Prince movie and said that Hepzibah Smith, the muggle prime minister, and the Gaunts have been written out of the movie. I understand Hepzibah and the prime minister but the Gaunts? Are they serious? What's the point of the book if they're not going to include Voldemort's past?!?!? The book wasn't my favorite out of the bunch, but it could've been an amazing movie and now I'm not even all that excited about seeing it. Truth.

I'm not a fan of David Yates (the director) because of what he did with The Order of the Phoenix. I mean, that was an amazing book and to cut so much of it out was insane. In my opinion it was the worst of the Harry Potter movies, which sucks because it was one of the better books.

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ANTM Episode 11 Pics

Check the rest out after the jump!

Photographed by: Tyra Banks
Theme: Chinese Wall

Bianca

Chantal

Jenah

Saleisha

Who Got Eliminated From ANTM This Week...

Saved:

Eliminated:

Wednesday, December 5, 2007

Picture Of The Day:

A V. Mary Christmas

Porn star and reality tv show whore Mary Carey is selling her old implants on Ebay. Seriously. Part of the proceeds will be going towards the Susan G. Komen Breast Cancer Foundation.

Mary Carey, the former California gubernatorial candidate and star of the upcoming VH1 show “Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew,” is giving holiday shoppers an opportunity to take home what could be the seasons’ best stocking stuffer - her recently removed breast implants. This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to own these autographed implants, with a portion of the proceeds benefiting the Susan G. Komen Breast Cancer Foundation.

“Now that I’m sober, I wanted a new physical state to go along with my new mental state,” said Carey. “I thought the auction would be a great way to spread some holiday cheer and to make sure someone out there has a Mary Mary Christmas.”

I guess it's a good thing, especially since some of the proceeds will be going towards a breast cancer foundation, even though it's an obvious publicity stunt. I love how the bidding started out at $1.00. Who would actually buy them, though. I mean, it's Mary Carey.

Now if Jordan were selling her implants, I'd be all over that. Sigh. She's getting them redone so here's to hoping.

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Women in Entertainment Honors Jodie Foster

Emmy Rossum and Michelle Trachtenberg attended the Hollywood Reporter's Women in Entertainment honoring Jodie Foster breakfast in Hollywood on Tuesday. I like Michelle's dress but I feel that those tights should've been leggings. I know I'm obsessed with leggings but I think it would've looked better than the tights.

Lookie who else showed up:
Jodie Foster

Duh, they were honoring her. Of course she'd show. But you'd think she'd run a comb through the hair before leaving the house.

I Don't See It

Lindsay Lohan is reportedly hooking back up with her ex, Stavros Niarchos. Stavros has also dated Paris Hilton and Mary-Kate Olsen. A source at a party where Paris and Stavros were both attending in Hollywood the other night said that Paris tried to hook up with Stavros again, but he was so annoyed by her that he left to go hang out with Lindsay, who wasn't in attendance. I don't buy it. I mean, have you seen Paris's new boyfriend?

I know money isn't everything, but how is this guy getting all these girls? I don't get it. That being said chicks have done far worse in the milionaire heir department:

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Lily + Ronson = Over?

The Sun claims that Lily Allen has snubbed Mark Ronson so many times, he's calling an end to their "friendship". Mark, who produced some of the songs on Lily's debut album, Alright, Still, is saying he won't be working on Lily's followup because she hasn't returned any of his phone calls. Lily is working on a new album and apparently doesn't need his help. Or at least she thinks he doesn't.

“Lily has been working on her new album, but I’m probably not going to be on it as she hasn’t been returning any of my calls.

“Most of the people I work with, I’m lucky enough to be friends with too. But then you never really know what’s going to happen after.”

As I was typing this up, Lily Allen's Everything's Just Wonderful came up on my shuffle and it irritated me even more because that was a damn good CD and now I can't even separate her music from her douchebaggery. Ugh.

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Better Than Usual

Christina Aguilera went shopping with her interior designer for furniture in Brentwood, California yesterday looking cuter than normal. I'm ok with the frosted eye shadow as long as she doesn't pair it with that bright red lipstick that she always wears. And the outfit is pretty cute, too.

Besitos Por La Manana

Morning Kisses:

If you could name this picture...: Mollygood

Wanna date Brit-tit's ex?: Dlisted

Blind leading the blind - Paris gives Brit-tit career advice: Celebitchy

Teri Hatcher's being sued: ICYDK

Should I be watching Gossip Girl?: ASL

Quote Of The Day:

"Anyone who pays attention to my breast size will see there's no continuity," she tells January's Playboy. "The first half of filming I wasn't pregnant, and the second half I was, and because we didn't shoot it in order, I start off with huge breasts and then I walk upstairs and suddenly I've got tangerines again. It's melons to tangerines."

-Helena Bonham Carter about her boobs in Sweeney Todd

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Orlando In Nepal

The hotness that is Orlando Bloom visited Nepal on Monday to do some work with Unicef. Among the places he visited was the temples of Swayamhu, which is also known as the monkey temple. My ass could never go there. I have a fear of apes. I blame my aunt Elsa for it. Long story, maybe another time. For now, enjoy Orlando's fine ass.

Song Of The Day:

Please Come Home For Christmas by Jon Bon Jovi. The song can be found on the CD, A Very Special Christmas.

All Grown Up

Emma Watson, who plays Hermione Granger in the Harry Potter movies, posed for pictures for British In Style and talks about how excited she was to start working on her upcoming movie, Ballet Shoes. The movie is set in 1930's London and centers around Pauline (played by Emma) and her sisters.

I'm currently re-reading HP & The Half Blood Prince (I know, I'm a dork) and I can't wait to see it played out on the big screen. I'm not a fan of what ??? did with HP & the Order of the Phoenix, but whatevs. It's still Harry Potter.

But getting back to Emma, I love that she's cute and dresses for her age and doesn't try to be overtly sexual or let herself become sexualized. A lot of 17 year olds in Hollywood play up to that lolita sexpot in their teens and I'm glad she's not one of them, because she is a role model. I hope I'm not going to have to eat my words if at some point next year, after she turns 18, she poses for Maxim in classic tween poses.

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Prince Caspian Trailer!!!

Tuesday, December 4, 2007

Jennifer Lopez - Hold It, Don't Drop It

Here's the video for Jennifer Lopez's new single, Hold It Don't Drop It. I hate to admit it but the song is growing on me.

Adrianne Does Playboy. Again.

ANTM's first winner (even though Tyra would like to forget her) is gracing the cover of Playboy once again. The ~~model~~/~~actress~~/personality has already posed for the magazine in the past.

I want to like Adrianne Curry, I really do, but something about her annoys me. I have no idea what it is.

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That's A Wrap

The Sex and the City movie has finished principal on the movie version of the hit TV show. The movie is set to be released May 30th of next year.

How many New Yorkers are happy they're finally done with this? My aunt is pretty extatic about it.

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Amanda!

Becki Newton, who plays the funny-bitchy Amanda on Ugly Betty, is on the cover of Esquire magazine, where she talks about who Amanda is and how she developed the character.

"In my head, I saw a supermodel. I thought a tall skinny bitch should play this part. And then I thought, the only thing funnier than a bitch is someone who wants to be a bitch but fails miserably. That's hysterical."

I love Amanda. I think she's one of the funniest things on that show. Becki is amazing on the show and deserve more credit than she's gotten.

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I'm Batman, Bitch

Here's the poster for the new Batman movie. I can't wait to see it! I loved Batman Begins. And yes, it mostly had to do with Christian Bale and his hotness.

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If You...

I'm totally loving Ingrid Michaelson and her song The Way I Am. It's cute and girly and sappy and just brilliant.

Wanna Date A Thousandaire

Last week I wrote about Dave looking for a date. Well, Dave and his teammate Jasmine have won this season of Beauty and the Geek. Wanna reconsider your original decisions?

Snape!

Alan Rickman attended the NYC premiere of Sweeney Todd. I love this movie almost as much as I love Juno and I haven't seen either. Yet.

P.S. - How many of y'all have read teh HP books? The end made me cry so much. But then again I cry at everying, even those DeBeers commercials. I'm so easy.

Idiot of the day: Sherri Shepherd

Nothing predates Jesus? Is she serious? I seriously wanted to throw my ginormous can of Arizona Iced tea with raspberry at the screen when she said that. Ugh.

Edited: I just wanted to add that I'm ok with Sherri being on The View. Not because I enjoy her opinions (scratch that, I do, they're fucking hilarious) but because The View is about bringing different women with different points of view to the table (literally). And Sherri represents the stupids of the world.

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Yeah Right

If this turns out to be true I will piss myself laughing.

Page Six is reporting that X-Tina has already decided on a baby name. A source tells the rag that she wants to name him Jackson Jake and call him J.J. I kid you not. Britney did it first and if Christina does name him J.J., the comparisons will never end.

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New Rihanna Single

Rihanna's new single from her CD Good Girl Gone Bad is Breakin' Dishes. It seems like a cool song to drive and dance to, but the "ow's" and "am's" are going to get on my nerves like whoa. Eh, eh, eh.

Ugly Betty Promos!

More Juno

Oh, Bateman, how I love thee.

Now this is how you do pregnancy

Cate Blanchett attended a special screening of I'm Not There in Sydney looking hella hot in a curve hugging black dress, which emphasized her growing baby bump. I'm not knocking Jello (yes I am) but if it comes down to a battle of the bumps in a hottest prego of the week category, Cate wins hands down.

Smile, Bitch!

I was watching Regis & Kelly yesterday (don't ask) and Keira Knightley was there promoting Atonement and she said that she hates having her picture taken which is why she appears so frown-y at premieres and award shows.

Well, bitch needs to get over it. I mean, that's James McAvoy she's standing next to! Smile! It's not that hard, you know.

Anyways, Keira and James attended the NYC premiere of their new movie, Atonement. It looks really good and I can't wait to see it but it looks like it's going to depress the hell out of me.

Juno Premiere

Jennifer Garner and Ellen Page attended the premiere to their new movie, Juno, in Westwood, California. I love this movie already and I haven't even seen it yet.

I'm not a huge Jennifer Garner fan, but she looks amazing in that dress. It's so cute on her. Ellen Page, on the other hand does not look cute. I love her to death but I don't know if it's the dress or the hair, but the look isn't working for her. It's a shame, because she's such a cute girl.

Lookie who else was there:
Megan Fox

As grungy as she looks, she'll always look gorgeous to me.

Picture Of The Day:

Song Of The Day:

Baby Please Come Home by Mariah Carey. The song can be found on her CD, Merry Christmas.

Hilarious

My ex-boyfriend used to call all Mets fans fags because he was a Yankee fan and that's how things flow in the NYC. But he should've taken that sentiment to Mets pitcher, John Maine, who according to Page Six tried to pay a girl in a bar $200 to wear her dress.

“It was really weird,” she told PageSix.com. “At first I didn’t believe him when he said he’s a pitcher for the Mets.”

Page Six then said he went up to their reporter and tried to snag her dress too, claiming he was going to a drag party later that night.

You know homeboy was higher than a kite when he made those offers. I would've taken the money and some pictures too. How hilarious would that have been.

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Karen, Is That You?

What was she doing there?

Amy Lee of Evanescence attended the NYC premiere of Sweeney Todd yesterday looking like a brokedown Karen from Will & Grace. Isn't this chick only 25? Someone needs to lay off the sauce.

Just sayin'.

My Future Baby Daddy

Johnny Depp attended the NYC premiere of Sweeney Todd last night looking as gorgeous as always. I don't mind the fucked up boots, it's Johnny Depp. How is it possible that this man is getting better looking and Brad Pitt isn't?

Annoying Cow Says What?

Katherine Heigl is turning into the American Lily Allen. She posed for Vanity Fair's January issue and in it she talked about her mega hit movie, Knocked Up.

"It paints the women as shrews, as humorless and uptight, and it paints the men as lovable, goofy, fun-loving guys. It exaggerated the characters, and I had a hard time with it, on some days. I’m playing such a bitch; why is she being such a killjoy? Why is this how you’re portraying women? Ninety-eight percent of the time it was an amazing experience, but it was hard for me to love the movie.”

Sit the fuck down, bitch. It's called a movie. I just saw Knocked Up a couple of weekends ago and loved it. The movie isn't a representation of all women, just like it's not a representation of all men. I'm pretty sure not all men are stoners who have no real ambition in life. Lighten up and chill the fuck out. If this was an attempt at trying to make the world see you as a "fun chick", you failed.

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New Mutya Video!

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Lindsay Lohan and Heath Ledger are reportedly seeing each other. The "couple" met soon after LiLo broke up with Riley Giles. Heath has been single since breaking it off with his baby mama, Michelle Williams.

The two are said to have hooked up, but that the relationship was purely physical, as the two met up for casual sex during Lindsay's stay in New York for Thanksgiving.

Upgrades all around! Sure, Michelle Williams is cute and looks like a nice person, but she's no Lindsay Lohan. And even though Heath is headed downhill in the hots department, he's still a hell of an upgrade from Riley Giles.

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Amy And Petey

The Daily Mail is reporting that Amy Winehouse has moved to a different home in London and was seen packing all of her stuff into the trunk of her car. Amongst her possessions was a "mysterious white substance".

To make matters worse, Amy was then visited at four a.m. by none other than Pete Doherty, who has a serious drug problem of his own.

I know Amy and Pete getting together was always a dream of mine because they'd be like the U.K. Whitney and Bobby, but now that Petey is back on the snuff it aint so funny anymore.

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Lily Does GQ

Lily Allen graces the January cover of GQ magazine, looking gorgeous, I must admit. But she does her regular complaining to the magazine about how she used to feel like a pig and why she used to talk shit about everyone. Ugh, here we go again.

"A lot of that stuff I said was because I didn't feel confident.

"I felt like, 'Oh God, I'm short, fat, ugly...and I hate all these people who flaunt their beauty'.

"Ever since a kid I've felt like I'm possibly the uncoolest, naffest person ever to walk the earth.

"But I feel great at the moment. I actually don't have one bad thing to say about anything."

I used to love her, way back before everyone knew who she was. But when she started to blow up and slim down and whine and bitch and moan every effing second of the day, she got annoying and I wish she would just shut the fuck up already.

That being said Littlest Things is still one of my favorite songs.

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Monday, December 3, 2007

Disgusting

Ray J, Brandy's little brother and Kim Kardashian's costar in their sex tape, is disgustingly low. This bitch is so low, he's reinvented the word "douche". He's going to be releasing a mixed tape called Unkut, which features a cartoon version of Ray J and Kim having sex in the way of the dogs.

If you want to see the picture, check it out after the jump. It's kind of NSFW and definitely NSFL.

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Ladies Not In Black

Beyonce and Emmy Rossum decided to go against the grain and wear some color. I like Emmy's dress, but Beyonce needs to just quit. She always looks like she's poured into her clothes and that look up there looks painful. It's not even that hot of a dress.

And then there's Jennifer again. I still can't believe she's gotten so big. It's only been three weeks since the announcement!

Ladies In Black

Fergie, Diane Kruger, Nicole Scherzinger, Alicia Silverstone and Kate Hudson attended the Movies Rock ceremony in L.A. all wearing black. Hmmm does this mean black is the new black? I knew I was ahead (or behind) the trend!

Dexter Sneak Peeks!

Oh, Jesus

Britney celebrated her 26th birthday with friends at the Scandinavian Mansion of Style. Brit-tit looks ridiculous as always, but that cake looks scrumptious. Raspberries and chocolate are my fave ever. White chocolate would've been better, though.

Ten bucks that cake is mocha frap flavored.

Lookie who else was there:

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Whoa, Mama!

Jennifer Lopez attended the Movies Rock: A Celebration of Music in Film in L.A. this past weekend looking hella pregnant. Isn't she only supposed to be five months?

Hello, twinsies! In-vitro, anyone?

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Quote Of The Day:

About my Vacation...
Current mood: annoyed

...and all the pictures of it online.
This is the last time I will address this subject.

I've sat by in silence for a long time now about the way women's bodies are constantly scrutinized. To set the record straight, I'm not upset for me, but for all of the girls out there that are struggling with their body image.

A size 2 is not fat! Nor will it ever be. And being a size 0 doesn't make you beautiful.

What I should be doing is celebrating some of the best days of my life and my engagement to the man of my dreams, instead of having to deal with photographers taking invasive pictures from bad angles. I know what I look like, and so do my friends and family. And like all women out there should, I love my body.

To all girls with butts, boobs, hips and a waist, put on a bikini – put it on and stay strong.

Xoxo
JLH

-Jennifer Love Hewitt, addressing the negative press she got because of the picture above.

Um, yeah, I was with her until the size 2 comment. Maybe in her ankle, but I don't see a size 2 when I see her. I mean, not only does she have thighs for weeks but she's got big rack so what the hell is she on about?

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Song Of The Day:

Last Christmas by Wham.

Amy Needs Help

Amy Winehouse was seen walking around London at 6:00 a.m. in nothing but her jeans and a bra. Amy was supposed to be resting at her friends house since cancelling her tour due to her husband's legal problems. Onlookers told the Daily Mail that Amy looked lost and incoherent while walking up and down the street.

"She came out of the house, walked down the drive and wandered around on the pavement for a bit.

"She looked upset and agitated but there was no obvious reason for her to have come outside. It was weird."

Oh, Amy! When is she going to put her life back together?

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Who Needs Nicole

Eva Green attended the NYC premiere of The Golden Compass looking fierce as always. I will never get tired of seeing her on the red carpet, bitch is fierce.

Nicole Kidman, Eva's costar in the movie, didn't show up to the NYC premiere. Who knows why, but I'm not complaining.

Who Did This?

Eva Longoria walked out of a NYC salon looking like this? Seriously? Ugh, this is horrible! It's like a bad version of "the Rachel".

Gwen Stefani: 2008

I love Gwen Stefani, but her pics for her new 2008 calendar are full of fail. I mean, the contrast level is way too high on most of these and let's not even get into September's picture.

Spice Girls Concert!!

Spice Girls performed in Vancouver for their comeback/reunion/farewell tour. These bitches are fierce and I love it! Ginger's outfit is the cutest, in my opinion.

Baby Or Pumpkin Pie?

Eva Mendes looked a little "plumper" in the belly area. That's fucked up to say but I mean, she looks pregnant. She denied reports before that she was pregnant, but I'm going with her pulling a Jello.

Christina Does Marie Claire

Here are the entire scans of Christina Aguilera's spread in Marie Claire. She talks about how she got pregnant and how excited she is to settle into motherhood and her new home.

I think she looks beautiful in the pictures but I think it's a little overdone when pregnant chicks pose naked. It's like, every time someone gets pregnant, here comes the nude "I love my body" pictures. I guess it's validation you're still hot. I don't know.

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Gary Oldman Does A Christmas Carol

Gary Oldman has been cast in the new A Christmas Carol remake that also stars Jim Carrey. It has been reported that Jim will play Ebeneezer Scrooge and all of the three ghosts that visit him during the night.

I loved Jim Carrey in How The Grinch Stole Christmas, but I think him playing all the three ghosts as well as Scrooge is overkill.

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Eva Green In Vogue

Eva Green graced the cover of Vogue in an amazing dress (that I want). Y'all know how much I love this bitch. She's got style oozing out of her pores and I loves it. Can you believe she's only done 5 movies?

I'm still completely disturbed by The Dreamers, though.

Worst. Casting. Ever

The word on the street is that Naomi Watts is set to star with Tom Hanks in The DaVinci Code prequel, Angels and Demons. I read Angels and Demons before I read The DaVinci Code and agree with the masses that it was a better book so I'm hoping it will be a better movie.

That being said, Naomi Watts is a good actress, but she is NOT suited for the role of Vittoria Vetri. I know, I shouldn't count my chickens before the hatch and shit but she's going to make this movie suck. When I read the book I didn't picture a blonde haired, blue-eyed actress playing the role of the voluptuous and very Italian Vittoria. Monica Bellucci was perfect for the role. But Naomi Watts? Seriously? This movie is going to suck hardcore.

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New Ashlee Simpson

Ashlee Simpson has a new song for her upcoming album and I have to admit that it's not that bad. It's an upgrade, definitely. But that's because her other songs have been really horrible.

I'm just sayin'

Picture Of The Day:

Who Came Out On Top This Weekend?

Enchanted held on to the top spot this weekend, followed by This Christmas, Beowulf, Awake and Hitman. Awake, starring Jessica Alba and Hayden Christensen, was the only debut to make it to the top five.

I agree with Julie Q, I'm not a fan of any of Jessica Alba's movies, except for Sin City and that wasn't because of Jessica Alba.

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