Friday, March 14, 2008

Britney, It's Ok

Break the Ice


You haven't kept me waiting. Here's the video for Britney Spears's new single, Break The Ice. I'm not feeling this song. She needed to release Cold As Fire cause that shit is hot. My friend's son loves the break it down part. It's too cute. The video on the other hand, is not.

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ANTM Episode 4 Pics



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Photographed by: Trevor O'Shana
Theme: Meat Packing

Aimee:


Amis:


Anya:


Claire:


Dominique:


Fatima:


Katarzyna:



Lauren:


Marvita:


Stacy Ann:


Whitney:

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Who Got Eliminated From ANTM This Week...




Saved:


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Covergirl of the Week:

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Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Love Or Hate



My friend loves this look on Paris Hilton. I think she looks like a cheap hooker. Not even the high class ones that get an ad in the Thrifty Nickel. He thinks it's just because I don't like Paris. I think it's just too much. Between the red lips, the gloves, the headband and the Benji Madden ring, it's just blah all over. The shoes are cute, that's about all I can give.

What do you think? This is also a design by Paris's sister, Nicky Hilton for her Nicholai collection.

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Fierce On A Saturday Night



Mariah Carey has been booked to perform on Saturday Night Live this upcoming weekend, replacing Janet Jackson. Janet was originally booked to be on the show but had to pull out because she has the flu.

I say upgrade! I love Janet's new album but Mimoo is a total upgrade. I can't wait to watch this bitch graze around the stage in something way too tight for her and super high heels. God I love her.

Here's more of the HBIC in Times Square yesterday.

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Song Of The Day:



Say You'll Be There by the Spice Girls The song can be found on their album, Spice.

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Why Am I So Excited Over This?



Maybe it's because this song pretty much defined my childhood:

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Lookie Who Showed At Fashion Week



Lauren Conrad is currently shooting a two part episode of The Hills where she's portraying a girl who has a fashion line. Cause you know it's not for real. She showed her 2008 fall collection at LA Fashion Week.

Lookie who else was there:









It's the Scooby Gang!

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Giant Love



No, I didn't mean that as in New York Giants love, even though they did win the Superbowl against Tom Brady and his Patriots, I meant that in both he and his amazonian supermodel girlfriend Gisele Bundchen are both tall. I swear.

The two were in the NYC for the opening of Ermenegildo Zegna Global Store last night. I swear if there's ever a sex tape I really want to see, it's by these two. Between her accent and his body, I'd be the hottest thing ever.

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Lookie Who's Out And About...



Thank goodness! I haven't done a Britney Spears post in forever and was starting to miss my little trainwreck. She's actually looking pretty good. Her hair looks good better and she looks healthier overall. Yes she's wearing the same god awful boots and is also wearing a top as a dress and her nails are chipped to all hell, but she's wearing underwear, so that's an all around upgrade.

Here's more of Brit-tit shopping on Sunset Boulevard last week.

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Paris Feet



I love how the Daily Mail zoom in on Paris's feet to show how "freaky" they are. I also love that she's banging the other Madden. I say downgrade for both, given that Paris's ex, Pizza Boy, was really hot and so is Sophie Monk, Benji's ex.



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Totally Banging



Rumors are going around that Jennifer Anniston and Owen Wilson are hooking up on the set of their new movie, Marley & Me. I thought he got back together with Kate Hudson? Sheesh, he sure does move fast. Does he have a diamond pinga or something? I don't see the appeal at all.

On another note, has anybody read Marley & Me? I did and I was hysterical for about a week afterwords. You can deduce what happens in the book just by that statement. Oops. Sorry to ruin it for those who haven't read it.

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Quote Of The Day:



Backstory: Apparently Jaslene from ANTM walked the red carpet last night expecting to get into Snoop Dogg's "Ego Trippin" album release party at Touch in NYC last night but was denied entry upon getting to the door. Jaslene's publicist Lizzie Grubman was contacted by TMZ and had this to say about the situation:

"Why wouldn't they let a beautiful supermodel in -- it's news to me!"

Hmmm, I have no idea what's stretching it more, "beautiful" or "supermodel". I'm going with "supermodel" because beauty is in the eye of the beholder so some people can find her beautiful while no one in their right mind is going to call her anything close to a supermodel.

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Like Kool-Aid In Water,



A little dose of Coco in the morning makes everything taste that much sweeter. Coco and her pimp Ice-T were at The Hawaiian Tropic Zone in NYC so she could sign copies of her playboy spread. I totally would've gone if I were in the city. And I'd ask her to sign my boobs and get her signature tattooed on me. Ok, that's a lie (not really).

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If Anybody Wants To Buy Me A Present...





Sure it's too early for my birthday (July 4th, bitches, keep that in mind) but you know about the early bird getting the bird or whatever. Well, Sotheby's is auctioning off a rare 72.22 carat flawless diamond. Flawless, bitches. It's expected to go at around $10 - $13 million when it gets auctioned off on April 10th, but it's the thought that counts, right?

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Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Picture(s) Of The Day:





Sanjaya at a Bat Mitzvah. I wonder if he hula danced?

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Still Failed



Jenna Jameson was out promoting her failed attempt at recreating Bettie Page for a Peta campaign against leather. It's funny because her skin looks like leather:


so is she campaigning against herself? If she is, then I'm all for it! Sign me up or whatever the fuck Peta is doing.

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Song Of The Day:



Before We Say Goodbye by 2ge+her The song can be found on their album, 2ge+her.

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Redo, Please



Here's the cover for Madonna's single with Justin Timberlake, 4 Minutes To Save The World.

Um, yeah.

Well, at least Madonna looks good, even though she looks half drawn. And the single cover looks exactly like the song sounds.

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Love



I used to have the biggest girl crush on Christy Turlington. Still do. She's always been one of my favorite of the supermodels. And she still looks as amazing as she did in Freedom

Here's more of Christy and her husband Ed Burns at the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame Awards last night.

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More Madonna



Here's more of Madonna at the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame Awards. I love Madonna, always have and always will, but I'm getting tired of her hair like that. It's been like that for about two albums already.

But then again I love her for having the balls to pull off a see through dress.

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Sounds Like My Kind Of Girl



My love for crazy people almost surpasses my love for dumb blondes. Fergie tends to mix the two perfectly. She's recently revealed that while she was addicted to methamphetamines, she thought "they" were after her.

"I had about 20 different conspiracy theories. I painted the windows in my apartment black so 'they' couldn't see in. One day, when I was about 90 pounds, a guy comes up to me... I'm searching in the bushes for clues about whatever they're after me for. I'm in a cowboy hat and red lips. He hands me a muffin. I'm thinking, he's in on it.”

Sigh. She sounds like she was more fun on meth than now! And she reminds me of my favorite EVER Intervention druggie, Cristy. I can literally watch that episode over and over again and laugh my ass off every time. Does that make me a bad person? Yes, among other things.



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Quote Of The Day:



"The world has always been full of Madonna wannabes and I might have even dated a couple."

-Justin Timberlake, while inducting Madonna into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame.

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Weeeee....



Who's doggie is being very bad?




Nicole Richie!


Nicole was shopping in a boutique in L.A. when her dog decided it needed to go all over a high end dress. This is why dogs shouldn't be allowed everywhere. Sure they're cute and the store makes exceptions for the rich and fabulous, but still. I used to work at an upscale bridal store in Orlando when I was in high school and you have no idea how disgusting it is trying to get vomit (because of the kids and babies) off of the dresses.

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I'd Totally Wear That



Yes I have an incredibly horrible sense of fashion, but I'd totally rock that dress.

Isla Fisher is wearing this oh so fabulous bridesmaid dress on the set of her new movie, Confessions of a Shopaholic. They're shooting in New York.

I've read all of the Shopaholic books and I have to say that it saddens me a bit that they're straying so far from them.

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Hotter Prego Celeb

Who's hotter pregnant, Angelina Jolie:


Or Halle Berry?


I say Halle, I think she's absoloutley gorgeous. The most beautiful baby on the planet is due to be born any day now.

Angie was spotted in a Texas Barnes & Noble while Halle was out shopping with the most gorgeous DILF to be ever, Gabriel Aubry.

P.S. - How freaking hot is Gabriel? Seriously. My mom even loves him. She makes me google pictures of him all the time for her.

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Monday, March 10, 2008

Lookie Who's Got A New Album Cover...



I know, I know, Simpson sisters overload, but who in the heck told her that would make a fabulous art cover? It looks like one of those "signatures" fangirls get with matching avatars for message boards. Ew.

Ashlee Simpson's new CD, Bittersweet World, is set to be released April 15. Start saving up your lunch money, ladies!

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Dear Jessica Simpson,



How does it feel to know that your dog is cuter than you?:


Don't worry, given that my dearly departed dog Lucky:




looks a lot like your dog Daisy, I know how you feel.

Here's more of Jessica at a Dillard's signing for her new handbag line.




P.S. - This post is Yoda (Llora) approved

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Speaking Of Photoshop:



Harrison Ford is on the cover of the Entertainment Weekly for the new Indiana Jones movie. It's actually a picture taken from the Temple of Doom, which came out over twenty years ago. That was my favorite movie, just because of the snake. And the fact that I can't remember any of the other movies.

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Epic Fail



Jenna Jameson is in a new ad which asks you to Pleather Yourself. Instead of wearing leather, wear pleather. I hate Peta and this picture is beyond fail. If you're going to do Bettie Page, do her right. That photoshop/ms paint horrorshow above is beyond tragic.

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Bitch, Please



Jillian is pissed she didn't win Project Runway. I get it, she worked her ass off and I do think she should've gotten second place, but she needs to stfu and get over it. Yeah, it's a lot of money especially when you're starting a line, but still, it's not the end of the world. And ho needs to stop with the talking down at Victoria Beckham. Posh don't play that way and Sporty'll slap a bitch for talking about her girl that way.

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Song Of The Day:



That's When I Love You by Aslyn The song can be found on the soundtrack to How To Deal.

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Who Came Out On Top?



10,000 B.C. came in at the top spot this weekend, not surprisingly. I haven't seen it yet but probably will sometime this week. Has anybody already seen it? Is it good. Coming in at #2 was College Road Trip, followed by Vantage Point, Semi-Pro and The Bank Job.

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Video Of The Week:

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