Here's the poster to the new movie Vicky Cristina Barcelona, which stars Javier Bardem, Penelope Cruz and Scarlett Johansson. I really want to see this. I'm a huge Javier Bardem fan and I love Penelope Cruz. When she's not making out with Mia Maestro in her brother's awful video, that is.

The Cruz siblings raunched it up for their brother's video. The song pretty much sucks but the Cruz sisters (and their brother) are hot enough to not care. Well, scratch that, I would just lower the volume on your speakers for this.

Penelope Cruz posed for some Spanish theme shots for the Vogue Holiday Issue. I love the photos, they're beautiful, but I totally think Monica should've been in the shots with her. Everytime I see Penelope without her hotter sister, it seems weird to me.

Seriously, I can't tell. I'm guessing that's Monica. They look so alike! At least to me. Then again I'm drunk for half the day and have confused a blanket for my dog on multiple occasions. STFU, It was a black faux fur comforter.

The Cruz sisters flew to Japan to present a handbag collection for Samantha Thavasa. They're so freaking adorable, I love it! I want a twin. Or a sister that looks almost exactly like me. I know, I have issues.

Spanish lovebirds sexed it up on the beach in Maldives. They're both hot as hell and probably have amazing sex. Sigh. Does it make me a bad person to have wanted to eff Javier when he played the quadriplegic in Mar Adentro? Shutup, we all know I have issues.

Monica Cruz and her cousin were at the beach where her cousin got topless.

Scandal! (sarcasm here)

Everybody does in Spain. Check out the rest of the NSFW pictures after the jump.

I love the clothes but I can't tell them apart. Either they're all Penelope or I'm in serious need of some sleep. I think it's the latter.