Oh, how my heart melts every time I see a Coco picture. Her and Ice-T were at Tana's restaurant last night in L.A. and thank god for it. This was shaping up to be a shittacular day but Coco makes it all better. Ron Jeremy was there. Coco makes him even look semi fuckable. I said semi, if you also take into account he's got a big schlong and you can totally close your eyes in bed and hope to god he doesn't try missionary.

Not only do we have Coco-T, but we have Joan Rivers as well! I fucking love that crazy bitch. This is the video of the year! Oh, how I love Coco. Such a classy lady.

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I knew I was missing something in my life these past few weeks, and now I know what it is. Coco-T!!! Oh, how I've missed you guys. By "you guys" I obviously mean her breasts.

Here's Coco and her pimp Ice-T out and about in Hollywood before (or after) attending the “Two Turntables And A Microphone” event.

“We have a certain Stroke he does and he surprises every now and then with a different Stroke.”

-Coco on why her sex life with Ice-T is good.

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A little dose of Coco in the morning makes everything taste that much sweeter. Coco and her pimp Ice-T were at The Hawaiian Tropic Zone in NYC so she could sign copies of her playboy spread. I totally would've gone if I were in the city. And I'd ask her to sign my boobs and get her signature tattooed on me. Ok, that's a lie (not really).

Bitch is fierce, don't hate. In all actuality, she looks kind of pretty in these shots. If only they weren't spoiled by her coochie. As much as I love Coco, flashes of her coochie on the subway is the last thing I needed to see.

Check out the rest of her spread (heehee) for Playboy, after the jump!

P.S. - To all the Pervy McPervs out there that want to take a look at Coco's marshmallows, click the pic for the uncensored. Miss McPerv (me) has already set the picture as her desktop wallpaper.

Why did the Pimp and Ho ball get Tara Reid instead of this beautiful couple? I mean, seriously people. If I were a pimp or a ho, I'd rather be mildly entertained by these two instead of that twit.

Coco T attended the premiere of I Am Legend last night looking mighty ghetto fabulous. Wait a minute, what in the hell were they doing there, anyways? Who cares, bitch is fierce.

A French whore and her pimp, James Lipton! Don't you just love Coco ass with your sandwich?

Coco-T attended Roberto Cavalli's Halloween party last night at Cipriani's and showed the crowd her true money maker. No, not her ass, Ice-T.