Friday, February 8, 2008

Told Ya

Here's Bianca, from cycle 9. She didn't even make top 3. Though I must ask, hasn't her hair grown by now? I guess she loved the look.

Actually, I have no idea who the winner is. Boo, I know, I suck. But whoever designed that oufit deserves it because it is simply GORGEOUS. I think it's Christian's design, but it is amazing. I want to wear it tonight, hat and all.

To check out more of the designs, click here. I have no time to cut and paste them on here because A) I suck (but you know this already) and B) I have no time. I don't have internet or cable at my apartment anymore since I'm moving (yes, it sucks HARD) and I'm in my mom's store using up her wi-fi.

Posh Spice!!! Ugh, I can't wait until the final epsiode. I have a feeling she's going to love Christian, though.

There are no words. Well, then again, it's Project Runway. It's not actually for Fashion Week, really.

See, Jaslene will always get the reality world.

Thursday, February 7, 2008


This picture looks so creepy to me.

Jennifer Lopez, who originally said she was going to go into hiding or stay out of the spotlight after "announcing" her pregnancy a couple months ago, is totally reneging on her promise. Bitch has been out and about a lot. I'm actually surprised, because she seems like the type that wouldn't want anybody to see her resemble a baby whale (don't hate me because I made a pregnancy/fat joke. I had to), but she came out last night to support the A Night to Benefit Raising Malawi and UNICEF, which was hosted by Madonna.

I love the fact that she got so huge. It's payback from the Gods for being such an uppity bitch.

OMG, words cannot describe how hysterical that was. Now I turn the questioning over to you guys. If you could ask Ty Ty any question while she was under a lie detector, what would it be? Who do you think she didn't think deserved to win? My guess it's Adrianne

Wednesday, February 6, 2008

A cause of death for Heath Ledger has been reported has been established by the medical examiner in NYC. Heath's death has been ruled as an accidental overdose.

"Mr. Heath Ledger died as the result of acute intoxication by the combined effects of oxycodone, hydrocodone, diazepam, temazepam, alprazolam, and doxylamine. We have concluded that the manner of death is accident, resulting from the abuse of prescription medications."

His parents have also released a statement.

We remain humble as parents and a family, among millions of people worldwide who may have suffered the tragic loss of a child. Few can understand the hollow, wrenching, and enduring agony parents silently suffer when a child predeceases them. Today's results put an end to speculation, but our son's beautiful spirit and enduring memory will forever remain in our hearts.

While no medications were taken in excess, we learned today the combination of doctor-prescribed drugs proved lethal for our boy. Heath's accidental death serves as a caution to the hidden dangers of combining prescription medication, even at low dosage.

Our family enjoyed an extremely happy two week visit with Heath just prior to the New Year. Those recent precious days will stay with us forever. We as a family feel privileged to have some of his amazing magic moments captured in film. To most of the world Heath was an actor of immeasurable talent and promise. To those who knew him personally, Heath was a consummate artist whose passions also included photography, music, chess and directing. We knew Heath as a loving father, as our devoted son, and as a loyal and generous brother and friend.

We treasure our beautiful granddaughter Matilda (to our dear Michelle) as well as an unbelievably wonderful network of close friends, forever, around the world. Families rarely experience the uplifting, warm and massive outpouring of grief and support as have we, from every corner of the planet. This has deeply and profoundly touched our hearts and lives. We are eternally grateful.

At this moment we respectfully request the worldwide media allow us time to grieve privately, without the intrusions associated with press and photography.


"She has my long legs and a sexy butt and knows how to work a camera, so I know she's mine!"

-Michelle from ANTM cycle 4 on her new baby with Survivor alum, Jonny Fairplay.

Uh, why would you say your newborn kid has a sexy butt? Ew.

I know I'm late with this but whatever, I've been busy. Paula Abdul "performed" her new single Dance Like There's No Tomorrow for the Super Bowl this past weekend. The "performance" was pretaped and she lip-synched.

Ok, as a former Paula Abdul fan (don't judge, I was like a kid and she was my goddess) I admit that I wasn't at all excited for this. I mean, it's been years and she's seriously insane now. And I'm glad that I wasn't excited because I would've been dissapointed. First of all she didn't sing. And second of all, she didn't dance. She just kind of glided across the stage posing and miming. Isn't the song called Dance Like There's No Tomorrow. She should've called it Pose Like There's No Tomorrow. But then Tyra would probably sue because she has that shit copyrighted for her next single.


I love her.

Christina Aguilera made her first big public appearance after giving birth to her son Max at the DVD signing for her Back to Basics Live and Down Under DVD. I seriously need to own this. I didn't get to see this show live and it looks pretty amazing.

And is it seriously necessary to point out that she's wearing too much makeup? Yes it grosses me out, but eh, I'm used to it. She'll never wipe that shit off. Hell, at this point I'm pretty sure it'll take months to wash her face clean. But she looks pretty damn good for just popping out a kid a couple of weeks.

I say upgrade for all except for Danny. But then again, he was never my favorite.


Britney Spears is on the cover of the new Rolling Stone, which has labeled her an "American Tragedy". Seriously? Sure she's fucked up, but an American tragedy? Uh, 9-11 was an American tragedy. Katrina as well. Britney's just a chick in the spotlight who fucked up her career and life. I'm not saying that I hope she doesn't get a grip of herself and life, but still, she's no American tragedy.


Tuesday, February 5, 2008

The Daily Mail is reporting that Posh and David Beckham want to adopt a baby girl from Sierra Leon. Seriously. According to Grazia Magazine, the two were moved by the orphans when David visited two weeks ago.

I hope to god this is true. The only thing that would make DVB hotter is an African orphan. Zahara needs a fierce playmate.


Heidi Montag has released a "music video" for her new song. First of all, my fingers strained to type "music" because it's more like a serenade of cats in heat. Second of all. EW!!!!! The last thing I needed was to put a video to that horrible excuse for a song.

This is the same video she and Spencer shot on the beach a couple of months ago.

Sea Of Love by Cat Power. The song can be found on her album, The Covers Record.