Jennifer Lopez, who originally said she was going to go into hiding or stay out of the spotlight after "announcing" her pregnancy a couple months ago, is totally reneging on her promise. Bitch has been out and about a lot. I'm actually surprised, because she seems like the type that wouldn't want anybody to see her resemble a baby whale (don't hate me because I made a pregnancy/fat joke. I had to), but she came out last night to support the A Night to Benefit Raising Malawi and UNICEF, which was hosted by Madonna.

I love the fact that she got so huge. It's payback from the Gods for being such an uppity bitch.