"She kept the tape in her camera on top of the closet where I couldn't even reach it!"

-Vern Troyer, on the sex tape that his ex leaked. Awe, someone get the poor bb a stool!

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"Miley Cyrus! She's the lucky girl. It's cool to hear through the grapevine that Miley Cyrus has my song as her ring tone. Maybe we'll have another Britney-Madonna moment on stage. How hilarious would that be? Although I don't think it would help her career. However, it would definitely help mine!"

-Katy Perry on which girl she'd love to kiss. Bitch, STFU. Doesn't she know Miley's like 15?

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"I was married a year ago to Anna and I don't know what happened. We're not married anymore but we are kind of still in contact."

-Enrique Igliesas, finally admitting to being married to Anna Kournikova. Or he could be just fucking with us again.

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"She is just going through a high school phase. You know dating the quarterback of the football team with Brad Pitt over there. She'll be waking up from that dream in no time. Who knows if I'll be there when she's ready to come to her senses though."

-Billy Bob Thornton joking about Angelina Jolie

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"I did not feel that I was given the material this season to warrant an Emmy nomination and in an effort to maintain the integrity of the academy organization I decided against competing."

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"My sister and Lindsay make a cute couple, don’t they?"

-Mark Ronson

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"I’m the worst wife in the cooking department. I always thought you can’t be good at food and sex, but you can always order the food in. I’d rather he didn’t order in the sex.”

-Kate Beckinsale

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“I really enjoy having sex, and that’s offensive to some people. Women are the quickest to call other women sluts, which I think is sad. I haven’t met a lot of men who have said, ‘You like having sex? What a dirty whore you are.’ I’m young and have a lot of hormones—I’m always in the mood! But I like sex with one person when I’m in a relationship. Sex with random people who I’ve met at clubs is not really my thing. I have the libido of a 15-year-old boy. My sex drive is so high. I’d rather have sex with Brian [Austin Green] all the time than leave the house. He doesn’t mind.”

-Megan Fox

I actually agree with her. If a guy likes sex, he's just being a guy but if a girl likes sex, she's a dirty whore. And if I were dating David Silver, I'd want to bang him all day too. Though he did peak during "The College Years".

“If McCain gets in, it’s going to be very, very dangerous. It’s a critical time, but I have faith in the American people. If they prove me wrong, I’ll be checking out a move to Italy. Maybe Canada, I don’t know. We’re at an abyss.”

-Susan Sarandon

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"Heidi read me biblical passages like 'Honor thy wife,'"
-Spencer

I’m thrilled that the California supreme court overturned the ban on gay marriage. I can’t wait to get married. We all deserve the same rights, and I believe that someday we’ll look back on this and not allowing gays to marry will seem as absurd as not allowing women to vote.

P.S. I’m registered at Crate & Barrel.

-Ellen DeGeneres

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“But, if you watch Sex and the City, like the way the friends are, the way that it’s dry and they all have distinct characters - that’s a thing we try to do on our show. It’s my favourite show! I love it!”

-Miley Cyrus, on how she wants Hannah Montana to be like Sex and the Ciry.

“Tyra? I don’t know. She doesn’t like Kat much though.“

-Lauren Utter, in response to who the judges favorites were on ANTM.

Of course Tyra doesn't like Katarzyna. She doesn't even care enough to get her name right. I think it's because Kat doesn't kiss her ass like the rest of the girls do. And Kat is incredibly gorgeous and has a chance to go on and become a great model. Tyra tends to hate the girls with obvious potential.

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"I don't think I could properly educate a child right now."

-Mariah Carey, on having kids. She also said that having one would make her feel violated. Thank god for that.

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"There's a lot of political undertones against the Bush administration. And that's part of the reason why I did the movie. I kind of fancy myself a political girl."

-Jenna Jameson, talking about her new movie Zombie Strippers on The View. For real.

"All I can say is it's not very easy for a woman to be associated with The Beatles.

"I think all the wives did suffer, and I think quietly suffer. Suffer but endured, I would actually say."

-Yoko Ono

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"I'm honored to have Heidi's support and I want to assure her that I never miss an episode of The Hills, especially since the new season started."

-John McCain

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"I'm voting for John McCain. I'm a Republican and McCain has a lot of experience. I don't think anyone cares who Heidi Montag votes for."

-Heidi Montag

Well, she's got one thing right. Nobody does care who she votes for. And no, I will never get tired of posting that picture. In fact, I posted the quote because I wanted to post the picture with it.

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"I work very hard and I've built this empire on my own. I think this is an inspiration for a lot of girls out there."

-Paris Hilton

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"I haven't quite got back to my pre-baby weight yet, but I'm
loving my body right now. My husband loves my cleavage in particular!"

-Christina Aguilera

Oh, X. He's not the only one who lve your post baby boobies.

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