Fish Shoes

As a reader of Wendy Brandes's blog, I know of her fascination with Fish Shoes. Well, when I was unpacking my books I found my little big book on Shoes. The book, which was written by Linda O'Keeffe, is mostly pictures and some backstory on different kind of shoes throughout the centuries. While I was casually flipping through it I found the above picture of a Fish Shoe, and thought Wendy might find it interesting.

As well as the Fish Shoe, I found a Giraffe Shoe:


which in my opinion isn't as fabulous as the fish, and my personal favorites, the Penis Shoe:

and the French Maid Shoe:

I really want the French Maid shoe. That bow in the back, which Wendy is also a fan of, does it for me.

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What Are You Seeing This Weekend?

Nothing, actually. I heard that Miss Pettigrew Lives for a Day is really good, but it's not playing in my city.

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ANTM: Top Model Makeovers

And we’re back with another top notch episode of hi-jinks and madness involving (somewhat) pretty, skinny bitches.



The episode starts off with the girls at home when a load of bags arrive full of apple bottom attire.


I wonder if Jade hooked this ish all up.


Ugh, I love Stacy Ann.


Allison is already complaining because the girls are immature and she has experience, blah, blah, blah. I used to like this bitch but her monotone voice and arrogant attitude make me hate her. Bitch, if you had any kind of experience, you wouldn’t be on Top Model. Everyone in the industry knows it doesn’t work in your favor.


Fatima tells Allison that she has an "apple bottom" and that she also has a bigger butt than her because she’s all around bigger than her. Which is true, Fatima is pretty much a walking stick figure.


But Allison, being the sarcastic bitch that she is took it on the offensive and made a big deal about saying something like that to an anorexic girl.


Um, sweetie, how was Fatima supposed to know that? Sure she might have mentioned it off-camera but from what I’ve heard, there are no off-camera moments on ANTM. You know Tyra would’ve shown that shit and made a huge deal about it if she had.


The girls then take a trip at five in the morning to Walmart. I don’t care what you bitches think, Walmart is the shit. We used to go to Walmart at four in the morning after a club because there was nothing else to do in Orlando.


The girls meet up with the CoverGirl people who tell them they have five minutes to get makeup from CoverGirl and apply a fresh clean face on. Ugh, I hate CoverGirl. It’s the cheapest shit ever. If you’re going to go with drug-store, Maybelline is a million times better. I got three of the worst eye infections I’ve ever had when I used CoverGirl eye makeup. And their outlast lipcolor or whatever feels like nail polish on your lips.


Anyways, Claire ends up winning the challenge because she actually knows what she’s doing.


Let’s take a second to spotlight Lauren. She drives me crazy. And I hate that the judges are up her ass now. Her awkwardness does not work. And if you’re not into makeup/fashion/whatever, why are you trying to get into the modeling industry for? Seriously?


In bed that night, Allison starts playing with dolls. She has a black one and a white one and says that the black one is Fatima. She says, “voicing” the black doll, “I like to take it in the back (ass) cause I’m black.”


First of all, from my extensive knowledge about the adult entertainment industry, I know the “sexpert” on anal sex happens to be Tristan Taormino, who happens to be white. So there, Allison, not every person who likes to take it from the back is black.


Fatima flipped out on her and the two argued back and forth. Allison stated that Fatima said something disrespectful about her body so she shouldn’t get offended when Allison said something back. I’m so tired of this bitch.


I would’ve made that quote of the week but I’m saving it for when/if she harps on about her genital mutilation.


After the argument, the girls get a Tyra Mail that tells them they’re going to be getting makeovers the next day. Woohoo, let’s mess these brokedown bitches up even more than they already are!


The next day the girls head over to the Stephen Knoll salon where Tyra tells them they’re going to be sitting them down and they won’t know what kind of hairstyles they’re going to get. According to Tyra, it’s the scariest thing ever. Really? As Molly pointed out, she’s telling this to girls who have been molested and circumcised. Scariest thing ever?


Me thinks what’s under that wig Tyra wears is the scariest thing ever.


Can I just mention quickly that Tyra-Vision is the worst idea ever and whoever “invented” it, needs to be shot in the foot. Hopefully it was Tyra. That’s what she gets for trying to imitate every freaking girl.

Now let’s recap the girls’ makeovers:


Anya: What in the fuck kind of fuckery is this? Her hair is so horrible. It was so long and pretty before. She should’ve just gotten layers and maybe bangs. But platinum blonde with matching (almost nonexistent) eyebrows? Ew.


Whitney: I actually love what they did with it. The weave looks a little cheap and it looks like they didn’t blend the layers in well, but it’s an upgrade.


Aimee: It looks like she’s wearing a wig which (sort of) makes her more interesting, so I’m guessing upgrade?


Marvita: Upgrade. I actually like it. And Tyra did not fucking invent the Mohawk. Native Americans and Punks around the world have been doing that shit for centuries. Sit the fuck down, Tyra.


Lauren: It’s sort of an upgrade but I hate her so she’s still an “ugly duckling” in my eyes.


Katarzyna: Tyra’s better with the name but still doesn’t quite get it. Katarzyna’s overall look is an upgrade. I love this girl. She’s sex on sticks and needs to ditch this competition because they don’t appreciate her beauty.


Claire: What the hell did they do to my girl, Claire? Ugh, why! I loved her half shaved head look, I thought it was unique, interesting, and her. But nooooo Tyra loves to play with these bitches like they’re her own personal Barbie dolls. What am I saying, they are her own personal Barbie dolls.


Fatima: Oh my god, this girl was in need of new hair. Thankfully they went long and straight and it looks fabulous. Maybe it’s because it was so horrible before, but she’s my pick for best makeover this season.


Allison: She went from looking like a skinnier/prettier version of Sarah Silverman, to looking like a skinnier/uglier Amy Adams. Downgrade.


Dominique: Told you the weave was going to go. But I’m glad it went to a good cause:





Stacy Ann: Ugh, I love her. Hate her new look, but I love her overall.


Anus: I guess it’s an upgrade because it hides her face more. So it’s an upgrade by default, even though it looks like they used some of Dominique’s old weave for it.


After their makeovers, the girls head home where a Tyra Mail awaits them, telling them they’re going to work “The Body”. Oooh, Tyra’s ex BFF Heidi Klum is going to be pissed. Of course “The Body” was always Elle Macpherson, but Heidi’s been trying to claim that title for the past couple of years and she won’t like it that Tyra’s reminding people that she isn’t the original.




Tyra better quit or Heidi won’t give her girls any more work on Project Runway.


The girls head out for a yacht the next morning where they’re going to use the Brooklyn Bridge as a backdrop. They get inside the boat and Elle Macpherson is there waiting for them. Wow, what a surprise! Yawn.




They’re going to be modeling her new lingerie line. Free plugs!
























Overall Fatima, Claire, Whitney, Marvita and my girl Katarzyna were the best. So the eff what if she’s being sexy. Um, she’s selling lingerie.


Have I mentioned how annoying the new Tyra Mail is? Ugh, these chicks screaming in unison is enough to drive anyone batshit crazy.


I still don't get her and her whole fish out of water schtick is old. Her photo was not that amazing. WTF, is it just me that doesn’t see it? Do I need to schedule a visit with my optometrist?


Oh, by the way, there is nothing at all commercial about Dominique. Nothing. Mister J pissed Dominique off. Because she’s not commercial-like!

And now it’s the Quote of the Week time!!!

“I’m not going home”

Awe, Allison. How sweet, overconfidence! That’s something new from you!


It’s judging time!


See, Anus can be sexy! As sexy as any Anus can be, at least.


And of course they were all up Lauren’s ass. I must need new contacts.


And I hope Nigel disinfected his hand with gasoline after it’s been on Tyra’s booty. Actually, I feel bad for her ass. It has to be in pain with as much time as Tyra’s head spends up in there. Maybe it needed a little lovin’ from Nigel. Not saying that Nigel still won’t have to use hella Purell to get rid of those germs.


Paulina says that all she sees when she looks at Dominique is “soccer-mom”. Well yeah, after that horrible cut that you gave her that happens to be “soccer-mom-esque”. Of course going to make her look like a “soccer-mom”. And commercial. Plus, those horrible pants don’t help.


In the end it was between Dominique and Allison in the bottom two.


With Allison going home.


Thank you, Tyra! You’ve given me immense pleasure over the years having laughed at you so many times. There, you got a Thank You, are you happy now?

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Tyra Must Have Written That

The most anticipated motion picture of the year? Really? Damn, SATC better pack that shit up and go straight to DVD. Tell Daniel Radcliffe and crew that they might as well stop filming the Half Blood Prince. The most anticipated movie of the year is here, y'all!

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ANTM: New York City, Here We Come

And we’re back with another ANTM episode. I know I’m a little late with the recaps but I should be finishing this week’s episode by Friday or Monday, by the latest, which should catch me up.




This episode premiere’s a new intro. Upgrade or downgrade? I’m going with downgrade because ew, more Tyra loving Tyra. But the intro of the girls is actually an upgrade.


Moving on, the girls arrive in NYC and meet up in a restaurant where Amy reveals her new name.


Amis. Not Aaah-meees, like I thought it was pronounced, but Amis, as in anus. So I’ve decided to call her Anus throughout this recap and possible future ones, if I can remember.


The girls then arrive at their new loft/apartment/house/whatever and the theme for this season is some bullshit about bringing important issues and translating it into modeling. Basically Tyra ran out of ideas. Something else that’s new this cycle is that they’ve stopped naming episodes The Girl who blah blah blah. Good, they shouldn’t have copped the idea from Friends in the first place.


This season is also a no smoking season. There was a no smoking sign on the door, so a few of the girls stepped outside to smoke. WTF is up with the no smoking. Yes, I don’t smoke but I’m not going to force my personal preferences on other people. Tyra needs to stop trying to make a point.


While the girls are chillin’ in the crib, Anus makes a further ass out of herself by speaking nonsensical bullshit. I told you, she’s like Lisa D’Amato reincarnated, except Lisa didn’t die. Well, at least outside of the fashion industry she didn’t die.


The J’s then show up at the house and take the girls on a tour around the city, where surprise, surprise, there’s a surprise waiting for them when they arrive at Times Square.


Badgley Mischka show up and tell the girls that they’re going to walk the runway for them in a show they’re doing in the middle of Times Square. I always hate when they do shit like that because it always fucks up traffic (even more than it already is) in the city.






























They walk the runway, with Katarzyna, Claire, Stacy Ann, and Whitney being my favorite. Fatima, Lauren and Anus were god awful.


The girls finish their “show” and while they were walking backstage, Fatima accidentally smacks Marvita in the face. Marvita and Fatima get into a shouting match, where they battle it out for who was going to be the black bitch of the house. I was totally expecting them to go at it and start screaming about whose childhood was worse. And you know Tyra would comment on the argument about her childhood being the worst since she ::gasp:: had to share a bedroom with her brother!! Her brother!!!


The girls get back to the house where they introduce another newbie for the season, digital Tyra mail!! Those things are so freaking cheap. My stepdad paid me to set one up in his store and it was a pain in the ass. And do they honestly have to scream their heads off every fucking time they “get” Tyra mail?


The next day, the girls head toward the Elite Model Management offices where they meet up with Neal Hamil and a surprise guest, Paulina Porizkova. The two were going to give the girls actual critiques about their appearance.


Paulina P. is the shit. I love that she called Anus out on her acne and called Dominique a tranny.


After the little powwow, the girls get into a limo cab, where yet again, Fatima and Marvita argued about whose penis was bigger. Seriously, these chicks look a little mannish and their arguing is just as relevant and amusing.


Seriously, why is Aimee in this competition?


The girls head toward their first “real” photo shoot where they were going to be partnered with actual homeless women. The homeless chicks were actually hotter than some of the skanks on the show.


By the way, is it just me or is Christian Marc hot? Just sayin’.




























At the shoot, Fatima is already getting high praises for her poses. I’m sorry, but are they (judging panel, the two J’s) going to be up her ass all season? Yeah she’s pretty, once she gets rid of that awful hair, but she’s not all that. I’m guessing this is what the people who didn’t ~get~ Heather had to go through last season. It’s driving me insane. In any case, Marvita and Fatima hashed it out and squashed their beef.


Once the bitches get back home, they get another Tyra Mail which tells them that someone is going to be eliminated. God I hate the new Tyra Mail. More screaming bitches to deal with. Ugh.


It's juding time, bitches!!!


Can I just add that the Miss J's schtick is getting old, with the removing of garments or adding one on when a girl gets cut. It got old after the second time he did it, to be honest.


During judging Tyra tells the girls that the issue of homelessness is important to her because on her television show (anyone wants to take bets on how many times she mentions her other show on ANTM?) she was homeless for a day.


First of all, Tyra, baby, you were not homeless for a day. You hung around a homeless person and pretended to be homeless, but you yourself, with your multi-million dollar apartment in the city, are/were not homeless.


Anya gets a lot of praise. If she wins, I’ll never watch another cycle of Top Model. Ok, that’s a lie, but honestly. She’s Jaslene with a different accent. On the plus, she looks/sounds more like a woman than Jaslene. She’s like Tyra’s brokedown version of Gisele Bundchen.


It’s that time again, ladies and gents! It’s the Quote of the Week!!!


During Kimberly’s evaluation, Kim tells Tyra she’s not really feeling fashion and doesn’t have a passion for it. She doesn’t understand why someone would spend thousands of dollars on shoes or clothes, to which Tyra replied:


“But you don’t need to wear designer outfits as a model.”

Seriously, Tyra? You don’t need to wear designer outfits as a model? I’m sorry, I actually that was the point of being a model. Yeah, she probably meant in your personal life, but isn’t she the one that drills the fact that you have to live and breathe and know everything about this industry in order to be a successful model in these girls’ heads? Ugh.


In the end, Kim quit the competition and decided to go home. I actually kind of applaud her. She didn’t like the shit that went on, didn’t feel the passion, and left. Sure there were other bitches who should’ve been cast instead of her:


But Tyra didn’t give her the opportunity so it’s not Kim’s fault.


Another note: It’s Ka-tar-je-na, not Ka-tar-zeen-ya, Tyra. She can pronounce Jean Paul Gaultier, but not Katarzyna’s name correctly?


In the end it was down to Anus and Atalya in the final two


with Atalya going home.

Next week it’s makeovers! Thank god, Fatima is in desperate need of one. She has potential, but that hair has to go. And Dominique’s weave is such a goner.

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Better Than LiLo

Michael Musto, a gossip columnist, tried his hand at Lindsay Lohan's take on Marilyn Monroe's The Last Sitting.

Michael did it a million times hotter than Lindsay did, and don't get me started on the fabulous chest hair.

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Cover Of The Week:

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Picture(s) Of The Day:

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ANTM Episode 3 Pics

Check the rest out after the jump!


Photographed by: George Holz
Theme: New York City

Aimee:


Allison:


Amis:


Anya:


Claire:


Dominique:


Fatima:


Katarzyna:



Lauren:


Marvita:


Stacy Ann:


Whitney:

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ANTM Makeovers!

Damn. Tyra sure does know how to fuck some bitches up.

Check out the before and afters, after the jump!



Aimee:


Allison:


Amis:


Anya:


Claire:


Dominique:


Fatima:


Katarzyna:



Lauren:


Marvita:


Stacy Ann:


Whitney:

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Who Got Eliminated From ANTM This Week...

Saved:


Eliminated:


Covergirl of the Week:

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ANTM: Welcome to Top Model Prep

Here we are again ladies, another year (ok, half year) another cycle. It’S been ten cycles (because ANTM is just like a period) of Tyra, her wannabe models, and her crazy ass antics.



I love how the past couple of cycles (fuck it, I’m calling it a season) has to have a them. And this year’s theme is Charm School! Tyra, you are no Monique:


She did it better. A million times better. And bitch is fierce.


Anyways, the season starts off with the girls screaming, yelling and giving me a headache, riding in a school bus.


They pull up to a “school” where the meet the two J’s. Y’all know I love Miss J and J. Alexander to death. I wish Tyra would just go away and leave the show to these two. But then we wouldn’t have this to laugh at, now would we:



The J’s tell the girls to change into little school girl outfits for their first “photo shoot” where my favorite by far is Kimberly:


Love it.

Miss J then takes them into a corridor (hallway) where they strut their shit. My favorite walk is Lauren’s:


Why? Because she’s hopeless and I love her.

After their little walking session, the girls head out to the football stadium where a couple of cheerleaders are waiting for them. But this is ANTM, so those couldn’t possibly be regular cheerleaders. Oh, no, those are Top Model rejects! Ladies and gentlemen, please put your hands together for Furonda, Jael, Michelle, Amanda and Joanie!


Way to go, losers! See, even the chicks who don’t win get amazing modeling careers to come back on the show! Behind them is a stage where the J’s are waiting to present the homecoming queen:


No, it’s not you, Dominique. Sorry to tell you, but you fail at life. I still love your fierceness though.


At this moment, I say to myself: Self, this season premiere is lacking something. And then I’m pleasantly surprised and pleased to see that it’s Tyra Overexagerated Acting “Skills” time!


Ugh, How I’ve missed Tyra being Tyra:


Tyra tells the girls some bullshit that basically says that they’re all lucky to be here, blah blah blah, one will go on to have a mediocre career in the reality tv industry be the next top model.



The first one in casting is Anya. Anya is Hawaiian, so of course Tyra has to emulate her speaking voice, making her seem like an even bigger dick. Yes, females can be dicks, even though they do not have one.


Anya is pretty but she’s one of these chicks ::cough::Jaslene::cough:: who annoy the fuck out of me. The voice, the Tyra adoration, the pathetic attitude towards modeling (i.e. “this is my dream, I live/breath/will dieeeee for fashion!”).

I see her married to a huge Samoan in ten years with three kids and another one on the way.

Next up is Atalya.:


Atalya needs to quit with the plucking of the eyebrows. And the lipstick. And the eyeshadow. And the drawing on the Cindy beauty mark. What the fuck am I saying, it’s probably real but it looks fake as fuck. I have one but it’s because when I got my Madonna/Monroe piercing, it left a mark after I took it out and never fully healed. But you don’t see me trying to darken it with brown eye liner.

Next up is Allison:


Allison could be defined as a skinnier/prettier/more annoying version of Sarah Silverman. She tries to be funny but girlfriend needs to stop. I think she’s pretty and could actually make it in the industry, but her shtick puts me off.

Usually I’ll only recap the actual show contestants. But I would like you to meet Shaya:


Shaya is an Ali. Shaya is thexy. Shaya is clathy. Shaya is not Johnny Depp, which means Shaya is not my fantasy. Shaya needs to stop speaking in third person because bitch aint cute.

And now we’re back with Amy:


Amy wants people to check out her pubic hair. No thanks, Amy. Ten bucks it’s as dirty as she looks. Seriously, is it just me or does this girl look like she hasn’t taken a bath in weeks. Maybe it’s the bronzer or foundation that’s doing that to her, I don’t know. She reminds me of Lisa D’Amato in a bad way.

Next up is Whitney, the “plus-size” model:


I say that in quotes because bitch aint no plus size. This is a plus size model:


And bitch is fierce. Whitney looks like she’s a stomach flu away from being a size 4. And yes I stole that line from The Devil Wears Prada. Shoot me.

Next up is tranny Dominique:


Who’s ready to bring it. And of course she’s the bitch. Who’s been through a lot. And cries during casting. I already love her. All of this:


Pretty. Ten bucks they’re cutting off her hair weave.

Next up is Katarzyna:


I actually really like her. She has good potential to be a high-class hooker a decent model, if she hadn’t gone on ANTM. I mean seriously, it pretty much destroys all of your chances to make it in the industry.

Next up is Lauren:


Lauren wants to represent the “weird” and “freaky looking” girls. Tyra mentions that the top models now aren’t “like her”. They’re “weird”


and “freaky looking”



Next up is Stacy Ann:


I thought I was going to hate her because she’s basically a brokedown Danielle (wtf ever with the “Dani”), but I actually like her. Most of it has to do with the fact that she’s basically a dumb blonde. And you know how I love me the dumb blondes:


But I love Miss J even more for asking her if the reason she got married so young was because she got pregnant. Cause you know that was my question, too.

Next up is Aimee:


Aimee is an ex morman. That’s pretty much the most interesting thing about her. Boring bitches are annoying. I can’t believe she actually made it onto the show.

Next up is Kim:


Remember what I said about dumb blondes? Yeah, I love her, too.

Next up is Fatima:


As soon as you see Fatima, you know she’s got a problem. Cause a girl with that hair color/style should not be allowed in the competition. Sure she has model potential, because she is pretty, but girlfriend needs to work on her style. And she’s annoying as fuck. Yes something horrible happened to her but that doesn’t mean she’s not annoying. There, I said it.

And it’s time for Quote of the Week!!!:


Fatima was telling the girls about never being able to have sex because she went through a female circumcision when she was a child in Somalia. Everyone tried to make her feel better because she was crying and then here comes Marvita, being the bitch that she is.


“So do you feel less of a woman?”

I love that she got into an argument with Allison. And I love that Allison called her an abrasive bitch. Ugh, now I remember why I love this show.

And of course, Marvita is next up:


Marvita, who was a contestant last season, said that when her pastor saw her on the show she told her that she needed Jesus. Uh, no, Marvita needs penis. Because bitch is uptight and annoying. A good fucking will mellow her out.

And now let’s take a break to introduce you to my favorite ANTM contestant of all time, Jenna.


Bitch wasn’t going to be on the show because she got a new job and was going to get an impala and put in some 22’s


Homegirl broke it down and everything. Ugh, I fell in love. Damn you, Tyra, for not casting her! And she better come back next cycle because you know Tyra loves her a comeback. FLY!!!

Jenna: Spontaniouse approved



Next up is Claire:


Claire is a savior for the environment. Claire is a mother. Claire drinks her own breast milk. Claire’s kid is probably three years old. Don’t you hate it when mothers breast feed their children until it becomes somewhat inappropriate. As Miranda said, if they’re old enough to ask for it….

I’m not saying that the kid is that old, I’m just saying that Claire seems the type. But bitch is fierce and is a front runner in the competition for me.


After the casting the girls are whittled down and some bitches are cut. Cry me a fucking river. Jena made it, but alas, wasn’t chosen in the end. ::tear::


The girls are then forced told to do their own make-up for their yearbook pictures. WTF. Allison’s is fierce:































And one last shout-out to my girl Jenna:



Finally, Tyra narrowed the bitches down, and we know all who made it



And who didn’t



:(

That’s it for this episode. The competition starts now! Ugh, I’ve been listening to Tyra too much.

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More Reasons To Love Posh Spice

Victoria Beckham was spotted at a Target (pronounced Tar-Jay, for you all you hip bitches) with her son Romeo. Who doesn't love Target?

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Speaking Of Horrible Music

Madonna's song, Four Minutes To Change The World, featuring Justin Timberlake, leaked this past weekend. Unlike Heidi and Britney's song, though, this seems like it has potential. I just hate all of the computer effects.

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Worst. Song. Ever

Who would want to produce a song that not even Britney Spears wanted for her album? Why it's Heidi Montag, of course! Labeled as a "duet" with Britney Spears, the song was actually recorded for Britney but she didn't want it. So Heidi snatched it up and instead of using all of her vocals, she turned it into a "duet" with Brit-tit.

The song, Dramatic, needs to be labeled the worst song in the history of bad songs; that shit is awful. I'm not even hating on Britney, because homegirl's starting to get me to like her, Hot As Ice is my jam. Heidi on the other hand needs to just get the hell out.

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Oh. My. God!

My favorite Disney movie, The Little Mermaid is getting a prequel! The Little Mermaid: Ariel's Beginning looks a hell of a lot better than that craptastic sequel with Ariel's daughter, Melody.

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Really Dermitage?

Don't you just love a good spam advert? The ones from Dermitage are my favorite, other than the pop the zit ones or snap the celebutante. I mean how stupid do they think we are to think that those before and afters are real?

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Angelina Jolie In New St. Johns Ads

Angelina Jolie posed for new adverts for St. Johns. Wasn't she fired from them? I thought she was. Well, it's good that she didn't. She's got a zillion kids to feed, even though I'm sure she's already gotten paid for the exclusives for the new kids' birth.

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I Still Love Her

Saaphyri, the HBIC from FOL2 and Charm School, has released a new commercial for her line of chapsticks called Lip Chap. LOVE IT! The Lip Chap, not the commercial. That shit made me uncomfortable.

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Speaking Of The Jolie-Pitts

The Daily Mail claims that Brad Pitt has confirmed that Angelina is expecting twins. That makes six kids so far. I say so far because you know Angie's going to adopt again at some point. They totally need a Latino baby. I'd donate my vagina/eggs/uterus/whatever. My one request is that we go for the natural conception. And you know my ass will get on the pill just so we would have to try again and again.

Unless he's bad in bed. Which he shouldn't be, I mean, Jennifer wouldn't still be moping around about the divorce if he was.

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Song Of The Day:

Be Be Your Love by Rachel Yamagata The song can be found on her album, Happenstance.

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Oh Mariah!

Mariah Carey is on the cover of Allure looking photoshop-tastic! I mean seriously, she didn't even look like that during Emotions. Damn, that was a good song.

I know she's always been about the photoshop but that doesn't even look like a picture. It's more of a painting with a box of 96 Crayola crayons.

P.S. - Is it a coincidence that the song that just started playing on my shuffle is Make It Happen?

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Dragon Tales?

TMZ claims that Jellotore may have named their kids Max and Emme after cartoon characters on a PBS show called Dragon Tales. First of all, I actually think the names are kind of cute. Second of all, if the twins do end up watching Dragon Tales, you know that and Dora The Explorer is the only way those kids are going to learn any Spanish. Jello can't speak it to save her life and you know Marc isn't going to be involved with raising them.

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Guess The Tat: Revealed

Molly was right! It is Rihanna. She attended the Chanel fall-winter 2008 ready to wear collection show in Paris last week.

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What The Eff Ever

If I had a nickle for every single time a tabloid posted Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt engagement/marriage rumors, I wouldn't be sitting here at the moment. I'd be on a beach somewhere getting pregnant with Johnny Depp's baby. Oh wait, that's the other fantasy. Y'all know what I'm saying.

I pretty much doubt these two will ever get married. You know Brad wants to but we all know that Angie wears the pants in that situation.

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Picture Of The Day:

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Quote Of The Day:

"Britney has brought this on herself. I think she's manipulated the whole thing, like waving a pregnancy test at the cameras. I've heard she won't leave the house until there are enough photographers there. Even some of the biggest celebrities in the world manage to have a quiet life. Look at Tom Hanks, no one bothers him. So it is possible."

-Simon Cowell

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Who Came Out On Top?

Semi-Pro came in at number one at the box office this weekend followed by Vantage Point, The Spiderwick Chronicles, The Other Boleyn Girl and Jumper. I don't get Will Farrell and the same schtick he does in every movie, so I went to see The Other Boleyn Girl. It was O.K., not as good as I thought it was going to be, though.

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