Wednesday, December 26, 2007

The Cruz siblings raunched it up for their brother's video. The song pretty much sucks but the Cruz sisters (and their brother) are hot enough to not care. Well, scratch that, I would just lower the volume on your speakers for this.

Over the holidays there's been a ton of Britney news, from her hooking up with a paparazzi and that she's on suicide watch. And of course more people chiming in about why she's so crazy. The Britney crazy train is going to roll straight into the new year. Now Ok! magazine is saying that Britney might face time in jail if she doesn't show up to her next court ordered deposition next week. She's missed a couple of them, the most recent because she was "sick".

I say throw her in jail and maybe she straightens out. Who knows what'll happen after all of this madness.


"I'm very honoured to have the tag of gay icon. Maybe it's things like (the fact) I like to look after myself, I like to look smart and presentable most of the time."

-David Beckham on the way he dresses

And no I will never get tired of using that picture.


Jessica Simpson's new movie, Blonde Ambition, which was originally slated for DVD only release, opened in 8 movie theaters in Texas this past weekend and made a total of $1,190. That means that per day, eight people went to see her movie at each of the different locations. Damn. Awe, poor Jessica. Ten bucks they don't make that much in DVD revenue. That's what she gets for trying to ruin good movies.


I call bullshit on this one. Seriously? What is wrong with you, America? National freaking Treasure? Ugh, this is so depressing. Sweeney Todd was suuuuch a good movie, and I'm not talking about it because of Johnny Depp and the hype, it really was. And don't even get me started on Alvin and the Chipmunks.

Anyways, National Treasure 2: came in at #1 this week, followed by I Am Legend, Alvin and the Chipmunks, Charlie Wilson's War and Sweeney Todd. So depressing. Anyways, y'all are missing out. Sweeney Todd was flipping amazing.


Monday, December 24, 2007

"First thing I thought when I heard about Jamie Lynn was at least that boy got her pregnant so they couldn't tell him what to do like they did me,"
-Jason Alexander, Britney's first husband on Jaime Lynn's pregnancy.


Silent Night by Mariah Carey. The song can be found on her CD, Merry Christmas.

Mrs. Kelley

Katherine Heigl has married her longtime boyfriend Josh Kelley this past weekend. The couple, who met during one of Josh's music videos, have been together since 2005. They wed in a small ceremony in Park City, Utah. Katherine's Grey's Anatomy co-stars Sandra Oh, Kate Walsh and T.R. Knight were in attendance at the ceremony.

Congrats to the happy couple! Check out the video where they first met below.


Danielle Fishel, who played Topanga on Boy Meets World and dated Lance Bass (before he came out of the closet), was arrested in Newport Beach, CA early Thursday morning on a drunk driving warrant from L.A. She was arrested at around 5 a.m. and was released shortly after.

See, this is what happens when you find out your ex-boyfriend was gay the entire time you dated him. I don't blame her for drowning her sorrows in the booze but damn, bitch, don't get behind the wheel.


Michelle Rodriguez will be spending her Christmas and New Years holiday in jail, after turning herself in to serve 180 days in jail. Michelle violated the terms of her probation from a prior DUI and hit and run charges by failing to complete any community service requirements.

This bitch is hard. I mean, look how happy she appears to be to go to jail! You know she's thinking about how much tail she's gonna end up getting up in there.


Sunday, December 23, 2007

We've already met Angelique (in more ways than one), now meet the rest of the girls from the upcoming season of Rock Of Love 2 starring Brett Michaels (and that hideous wig).

My money is on Angelique to win, just so everything can be right in the world. Scratch that, if she wins then we're going to have to live through another season of this mess when he finds out she does porn and used to be a man. Where in the hell is Flava Flave? Ugh, that show was a million times better. We've already gone through two seasons of I Love New York and nothing from Foofie Foofie.