Lipstick Bitches: 08 June 2008

Friday, June 13, 2008

What Are You Seeing This Weekend?

Horror movies all weekend for me. Have a good weekend!

Not Guilty

For serious. R-Kelly was just aquitted of all 14 counts of child pornography. I'm seriously shocked.

Trainspotting is one of the best movies ever, in my opinion. I know, I say that about a lot of movies, but it really is. Not only is the movie itself amazing, but the soundtrack is phenomenal. And I'm very surprised a lot of people haven't seen it. Sigh. Watch it, trust me, it's good. Just don't watch it while you're eating anything. Especially chocolate pudding.

Picture Of The Day:

Nooooo Oooooooooooooone

My old neighbor used to play that song over and over again all freaking night. It drove me insane. Thank god I moved.

Anyway, Alicia Keys attended the premiere of the documentary We Are Together. I kind of like her dress, don't really love it, but her makeup is all wrong. Actually, it's just the lipstick. It throws me off. And the eyelashes. But especially the lipstick. Someone needed to just wipe that stuff off. She's still one of the most beautiful women ever, though.

Speaking Of Playboy

Hef and his bitches attended AFI's Life Achievement Awards las night in Hollywood. I love Bridget, she seems like a sweetheart, but that dress is awful. I actually really like Holly's dress.

Song Of The Day:

The Moneymaker by Rilo Kiley. The song can be found on their album, Under The Blacklight.

Puff And Pass

Adrianne Curry attended the third annual Marijuana Policy Project party at the Playboy mansion (where else) yesterday. I still can't believe this girl won the first cycle of ANTM. She's gorgeous, don't get me wrong and her pictures were amazing, but still. And it's kind of sad to think that she's been the most successfull (sort of) winner of all.

PS - I hate that dress.

Downgrade

Adriana Lima, one of my all-time favorite girl-crushes, is engaged! Her publicist announced that Adriana got engaged to her boyfriend of 9 months, basketball star Marko Jaric. Now, you may be wondering why I've labeled this a downgrade. Well, it's because she used to date this:

and although Marko is kind of hot,

he's not Lenny Kravitz hot. Here's more of Adriana out and about in NYC yesterday.

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Gorgeous

Rumor on the street is that Katarzyna (one of the best top model contestants ever, imo), is signed to Elite. I'm glad. Hopefully she goes far so Ty-Ty can finally learn to pronounce her name correctly.

Here's some pics she did for a shoot for The GL Factory. I'm not really digging the style of the shoot but Kata's great.

VIA ONTD

Dear Mr. Timberlake,

Get the fuck away from my future baby daddy.

That is all. Douche.

Sincerely,
Cris

Besitos Por La Mañana

I would have rocked the fuck out of these: YISIAW

Bobbi Brown Review: Paix All Around

Now I'm in the mood for pancakes: MSSFD

The other Coco needs love too: Fashion Ivy

NKOTB love!: The New Jack

Are you drinking your eight glasses a day?Beauty Logic

Herpes Needs Love Too

Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee are back together for the millionth time. I'm happy for them. It's good to keep the diseases between each other that way they're not spread out to the rest of the population.

I give it 6 weeks.

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Thursday, June 12, 2008

Street Hooker Or A Kardashian?

Actually those are two of the same thing, really. Just kidding, I love Kim Kardashian. I love the outfit, I really do (street hookers represent) but isn't it a little overkill. Then again, she was probably headed to some event, but still.

Here's more of Kim walking around running errands in heels and a mini dress.

So Cute

I'm usually bored by Boring Conrad, but her outfit is too cute to not talk about. I love the flower belt and the shoes are unbelievably amazing. I've been all about flowers lately. I don't know if it's because of the SATC movie or maybe because it's summer, but I'm feeling all of the floral.

Oh, and I really like that dress. Here's more of Boring out in Beverly Hills yesterday.

Free Ice Pops!!!

Can I just start this off by saying I'm completely obsessed with ice pops. I eat them pretty much every day of the year. Which come to think of it, isn't saying much since I live in Orlando, but whatever.

Amy Winehouse was caught giving ice pops to the kids outside her house. Are there kids just loitering in front of her house all the time? What are they waiting for? And where the hell are their parents?

I would totally slurp on one of Amy's ice pops. Not only would I get high as all fuck, but I'd cool myself off from this excruciating heat. Not that I'm saying they're laced with anything...

Picture Of The Day:

Bitch, STFU

Tila Tequila thinks she's the reason gay people are allowed to get married in California. No, this isn't a joke.

"It is because of me — I definitely think [my show] has helped the movement. Before it came out, everyone was still a little apprehensive about [same sex relationships]. Then they realized, 'Wow, everyone is really into this stuff, and it is fine.' The next thing you know, [gay marriage] is legal."

Bitch needs to up her meds or some shit.

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Quote Of The Day:

"I did not feel that I was given the material this season to warrant an Emmy nomination and in an effort to maintain the integrity of the academy organization I decided against competing."

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Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Video Of The Week

**Had to upload it myself since the user deleted the video.

Picture Of The Day:

Quote Of The Day:

"My sister and Lindsay make a cute couple, don’t they?"

-Mark Ronson

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Monday, June 9, 2008

Besitos Por La Tarde

I love these BFF's: Ramblings of a Dollfaced Rebel

Shitty mascara: Clumps Of Mascara

Puppies!!!: Secretista

The cutest of nail polishes: Beauty Logic

Hits and Mrs: Coco's Tea Party

Picture Of The Day:

Gaaaaaaah! No more burrito for me!

Song Of The Day:

No Sere by Julieta Venegas. The song can be found on her album, Limon Y Sal.

Just Because: Amy Winehouse's Boobs

Dear God, Why?!?!?!??!?!

Maybe it's because I've never suffered from chest or back acne, but isn't there something you can do to stop it? Oh, that's so gross. And to think, this girl has millions. She could fix that shit ASAP. Sigh. I'll stop now. But ew, I was seriously eating a Chipotle (Moe's is better) burrito and had to put it down.

Honor Marie Warren

Jessica Alba gave birth to a baby girl this weekend, who she named Honor Marie Warren. Honestly, I'm not digging the name. Then again it's not me so congratulations! Hopefully she doesn't inherit her mother's sense of humor.

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Who Came Out On Top?

Kung Fu Panda claimed the top spot in the box office this week. It was actually pretty good. It wasn't Madagascar good, but I'd get it on DVD. Don't Mess With The Zohan came in second, followed by Indiana Jones, Sex and The City and The Strangers. Still haven't seen The Strangers. I live by myself and my dog's a pussy, I don't think I'll be seeing it anytime soon.