Friday, June 27, 2008

Don't Forget!!!



I have about fifty pairs of ON flip-flops (of course I have multiples of the same color) and I love them. Call me a cheap whore, I've been called worse. They're so comfortable to walk around the house in or walk the dog. And they're a hell of a lot cuter than those ugly ass Crocs. Don't get me started on Crocs.

Thanks, Heidi!

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What Are You Seeing This Weekend?



Oh, hell, it's on! I really want to see Wanted, but Wall-E has had my heart for a very long time. I'll probably go see both since the weather is sucky as all hell here in Florida.

And B, I'm thinking it's going to rain at least 47 times during this whole weekend. It's insanity, I tell you.

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Ben Barnes Is Hot



He seriously is. He's also the frequent star of my most illiict fantasies. Which don't involve a faun. Ok, I'm lying, they totally do. I can't help it, though, they were both in those Narnia movies. Ugh, don't judge me.

Anyways, Ben Barnes was at the Edinburgh International Film Festival to promote his new movie, Bigga than Ben earlier today.

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Elton John Threw A Party



and everybody showed up. Orlando Bloom, Elizabeth Hurley, Naomi Campbell, Mischa Barton, Agyness Deyn, The Smiths, The Washingtons, Uma Thurman and her new fiancee and Jonathan Rhys Meyers all showed up for Elton John's 10th Annual White Tie and Tiara Ball to benefit the Elton John Aids Foundation held at Elton John's house in Windsor England yesterday. Held in his house! Damn, I want a ballroom in my house. Ugh, I love Elton John. Can he adopt me. I understand that I will soon be 25 21, but what's age got to do with it?



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Pambo Does Radar



How much makeup, hair and especially photoshop do you think went into making her look that good. I hate, but I also give props where props are due, and girlfriend looks good. With tons of makeup and photoshop. But good nonetheless.

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Besitos Por La Tarde



Southern bitches don't play: Dlisted

Angie back on the H?: INO

Tyra needs to stop the fuckery: ICYDK

SJP knows what works and sticks with it: Celebitchy

Cameron Diaz engaged?: IDLYITW

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I Miss Dexter



Ugh, I seriously can't wait until September 28th. If you haven't checked out the show, please do so. And not the censored version, go rent the DVD.

Julie Benz, who plays Rita on Dexter, was at the Beverly Hills Shizue Boutique Grand Opening and Benefit yesterday looking very cute and summery. I miss her as Darla, though. She was awesome in the first season of Dexter but her bitchery in the second season got on my nerves. And the whining. Ugh, I can't wait until September.

Here's more of July at the event.

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Song Of The Day:



The World Should Revolve Around Me by Little Jackie. The song can be found on their upcoming album, 19, available July 8th.

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Duh News Of The Day



There's an interview with Amy Winehouse in the new issue of Rolling Stone, where she talks about the two loves of her life, Blake Incarcerated and drugs.

With her husband gone, Winehouse slid into a despondent place. She canceled her tour at the end of 2007, saying, “I can’t give it my all onstage without my Blake.” And in January, after a clip of her smoking crack was released to the tabloid The Sun, she was sent to rehab by her record label again. She didn’t stay long, and she happily tells me she did drugs the whole time…

Winehouse says all of this is the product of heartbreak from being separated from her true love, whose name appears in a little heart pin she often wears in her hair. “To be honest, my husband’s away, I’m bored, I’m young,” Winehouse tells me. “I felt like there was nothing to live for. It’s just been a low ebb.”

As much fun it is to make fun of her (I'm evil and going to hell, but what's new), I do feel bad for her. Sure she's doing it to herself, but she's a crackhead! Crackheads don't know better.

Read the rest of the article at the source. Trust me, it's worth it.

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More Coco Goodness



Oh, how my heart melts every time I see a Coco picture. Her and Ice-T were at Tana's restaurant last night in L.A. and thank god for it. This was shaping up to be a shittacular day but Coco makes it all better. Ron Jeremy was there. Coco makes him even look semi fuckable. I said semi, if you also take into account he's got a big schlong and you can totally close your eyes in bed and hope to god he doesn't try missionary.

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Scottish Hotness



I love James McAvoy, even though he made me feel really dirty by wanting to fuck a faun. Fucking a faun is not a good idea, people, even if they are "half human". So what if they don't exist, I'm just sayin'.

James stopped by TRL to promote his new movie Wanted. I'm all for it. It actually looks really good and I'm an Angie fan. As long as she doesn't do accents.

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Quote Of The Day:



"I was married a year ago to Anna and I don't know what happened. We're not married anymore but we are kind of still in contact."

-Enrique Igliesas, finally admitting to being married to Anna Kournikova. Or he could be just fucking with us again.

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Don't Fuck With Mini Me



Or fuck him, to be honest. Mini Me is suing TMZ for airing some of his sextape, not only on their website but also on TMZ TV. I should fucking sue TMZ, that shit made me not want to eat and it was TGIFridays night. How dare they fuck with the consumption of fried potato skins covered with cheese and bacon!

Anywhoo, Verne is suing them for $20 million. He's actually suing them for more money than The Love Guru made it's opening weekend.

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They Should Get Heather Mills



At least to judge. She makes me not feel bad about laughing at a disabled person. Anyways, Britain's Next Missing Model is a new show which models with disabilities (some have missing loves, some are partially paralyzed and one is deaf) competing for a photo spread in Marie Claire. What, they couldn't get them a modeling contract, too?

Tyra is so pissed right now. You know she was going to get a physically disabled girl in an upcoming cycle. Bitch is making calls as we speak.

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Besitos Por La Mañana



Summer hats: Fashion Ivy

The nut got the squirrel: Wendy Brandes Jewelry

Amazing purple shadow: Clumps Of Mascara

She's leaving on a jet plane: Ashcan Rantings

Simon Wild: Psycho Glitter

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Thursday, June 26, 2008

Besitos Por La Tarde



Dr. Phil loves the gays. Or at least one of them: Dlisted

I'd make out with Ben Kingsley: Celebitchy

She's not fat but she looks old for 24: Mollygood

ScarJo's a liar: Celebslam

JLS Drama: IDLYITW

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Song Of The Day:



First Love by Adele. The song can be found on her album, 19.

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Movie Of The Week:



Ewan Mcgregor and Christian Bale. That alone should be reason for you to see it. But it gets better. Velvet Goldmine is a movie about glam rock popstar Brian Slade (played by Jonathan Rhys Meyers), who happens to be loosely based on David Bowie during his Ziggy Stardust phase. Ewan Mcgregor plays Curt Wilde, who is loosely based on Iggy Pop. The movie is a total mindfuck of inspiration. It's got an amazing soundtrack and did I mention that Ewan McGregor and Christian Bale totally go at it in this. Hot. The movie also stars Toni Collette and Edie Izzard.



Here's the most amazing thing ever on the planet.

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Celeb Sex Tape



As you probably already know, Verne Troyer aka Mini Me aka the dude who peed on the floor in The Surreal Life has a sex tape out. Methinks it's all for publicity for that shitty ass Love Guru movie. Thank god it bombed at the box office.

Anywhoo, you can check out a teaser clip here. But I warn you, do not watch if you have recently eaten. When I say recently, I mean in the last 24-hours.

That being said I'm totally downloading that shit when it gets out.

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The Wackness



Olivia Thirlby, Josh Peck and Mary-Kate Olsen attended the screening of their new movie, The Wackness earlier this week in NYC. I really love Olivia, I thought she was great in Juno, and I can't wait to see this movie. Even though it makes me feel old.

MK looks pretty good. It's definately an upgrade on what she wore to the Met a couple of weeks ago.

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Amazing



I haven't watched any of the previous seasons of So You Think You Can Dance, but I'm really, really loving this show. Napoleon and Tabitha are apparently new choreographers and they're killing it. KILLING IT. Their routine for Mark and Chelsie, my favorite couple, was AMAZING last night. I think the judges liked Joshua and Katee the best, and I honestly don't know why. They were my favorite the first week:


But last night it was just ok:


They were good, don't get me wrong, but I think Mark and Chelsie were a million times better.

PS-Last year's Samba between Lacey and Danny was a million times better, imo, and actually included samba in the routine.

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Besitos Por La Mañana



Pretty pictures: Life In A Picture

Christian Francis Roth is back: Wendy Brandes Jewelry

Cute skirt: MSSFD

BET Awards: Fashion Ivy

Friz fix: Clumps of Mascara

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Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Song Of The Day:



It's Oh So Quiet by Bjork. The song can be found on her album, Post.

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Cover Of The Week:

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AAAAAAAH!



Not only do we have Coco-T, but we have Joan Rivers as well! I fucking love that crazy bitch. This is the video of the year! Oh, how I love Coco. Such a classy lady.

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New Lily Allen



Lily Allen posted a new FAMAZING song on her myspace last week. I'm really, really, really loving her new stuff. I loved her old stuff. Then she got whiny and turned into an asshole and I got over her. Now I'm back to loving her. Her new song, Guess Who Batman, is only a clip but it's so, so good. I totally have the chorus in my head and have turned it into a ringtone. You'll get the joke once you hear the song. It's actually not as bad as when I had Fuck The Pain Away by Peaches set as a ringtone for an ex and they happened to call while I was in the grocery store. Sucking on my titties like you wanted me calling me all the time is not safe for a kiddie's ears.

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Mamma Mia Music Video



Here's the video for the song Gimme Gimme Gimme for the upcoming movie, Mamma Mia. The video is kind of plain, but it still makes me excited for the movie. And I love Amanda Seyfried and can't wait for Big Love.

Is it kind of sad that my cousin thought they sampled Madonna for this song? Ugh, don't these children know their ABBA?!?!

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Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Song Of The Day:



Karma Chameleon by Culture Club. The song can be found on their album, Colour By Numbers.

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Turn Around!!!!



Orlando Bloom and supermodel girlfriend Miranda Kerr were stalked spotted on vacation in Gran Canaria this past weekend were the paps caught them sun bathing. On one hand, it would suck to be a celebrity and not having the privacy to sunbathe, but on the other, they're fucking rich, bitch! And get free shit all the time.

He's got a pretty nice ass. Click the pic above for the uncensored.

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Another Horrible Song



Heidi Montag has a new song out! The only reason I'm happy about it is that it gives me more reasons to make fun of her. And to post that amazingly disgusting photo of her.



The song is called Fashion. Um yeah, I listened to a good 47 seconds of it. Hey, that's improvement, right?

I actually call it an upgrade on the simple fact that she didn't try and cover Bowie's amazing song.

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Fuck



We'll never hear the end of it. Tyra finally got her Emmy. Kiss her fat ass!!!

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R.I.P. George Carlin

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New Thalia Video



The video is better than the song, to be honest.

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