Friday, June 27, 2008

I have about fifty pairs of ON flip-flops (of course I have multiples of the same color) and I love them. Call me a cheap whore, I've been called worse. They're so comfortable to walk around the house in or walk the dog. And they're a hell of a lot cuter than those ugly ass Crocs. Don't get me started on Crocs.

Thanks, Heidi!

Oh, hell, it's on! I really want to see Wanted, but Wall-E has had my heart for a very long time. I'll probably go see both since the weather is sucky as all hell here in Florida.

And B, I'm thinking it's going to rain at least 47 times during this whole weekend. It's insanity, I tell you.

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He seriously is. He's also the frequent star of my most illiict fantasies. Which don't involve a faun. Ok, I'm lying, they totally do. I can't help it, though, they were both in those Narnia movies. Ugh, don't judge me.

Anyways, Ben Barnes was at the Edinburgh International Film Festival to promote his new movie, Bigga than Ben earlier today.

and everybody showed up. Orlando Bloom, Elizabeth Hurley, Naomi Campbell, Mischa Barton, Agyness Deyn, The Smiths, The Washingtons, Uma Thurman and her new fiancee and Jonathan Rhys Meyers all showed up for Elton John's 10th Annual White Tie and Tiara Ball to benefit the Elton John Aids Foundation held at Elton John's house in Windsor England yesterday. Held in his house! Damn, I want a ballroom in my house. Ugh, I love Elton John. Can he adopt me. I understand that I will soon be 25 21, but what's age got to do with it?

How much makeup, hair and especially photoshop do you think went into making her look that good. I hate, but I also give props where props are due, and girlfriend looks good. With tons of makeup and photoshop. But good nonetheless.

Southern bitches don't play: Dlisted

Angie back on the H?: INO

Tyra needs to stop the fuckery: ICYDK

SJP knows what works and sticks with it: Celebitchy

Cameron Diaz engaged?: IDLYITW

I Miss Dexter

Ugh, I seriously can't wait until September 28th. If you haven't checked out the show, please do so. And not the censored version, go rent the DVD.

Julie Benz, who plays Rita on Dexter, was at the Beverly Hills Shizue Boutique Grand Opening and Benefit yesterday looking very cute and summery. I miss her as Darla, though. She was awesome in the first season of Dexter but her bitchery in the second season got on my nerves. And the whining. Ugh, I can't wait until September.

Here's more of July at the event.

The World Should Revolve Around Me by Little Jackie. The song can be found on their upcoming album, 19, available July 8th.

There's an interview with Amy Winehouse in the new issue of Rolling Stone, where she talks about the two loves of her life, Blake Incarcerated and drugs.

With her husband gone, Winehouse slid into a despondent place. She canceled her tour at the end of 2007, saying, “I can’t give it my all onstage without my Blake.” And in January, after a clip of her smoking crack was released to the tabloid The Sun, she was sent to rehab by her record label again. She didn’t stay long, and she happily tells me she did drugs the whole time…

Winehouse says all of this is the product of heartbreak from being separated from her true love, whose name appears in a little heart pin she often wears in her hair. “To be honest, my husband’s away, I’m bored, I’m young,” Winehouse tells me. “I felt like there was nothing to live for. It’s just been a low ebb.”

As much fun it is to make fun of her (I'm evil and going to hell, but what's new), I do feel bad for her. Sure she's doing it to herself, but she's a crackhead! Crackheads don't know better.

Read the rest of the article at the source. Trust me, it's worth it.


Oh, how my heart melts every time I see a Coco picture. Her and Ice-T were at Tana's restaurant last night in L.A. and thank god for it. This was shaping up to be a shittacular day but Coco makes it all better. Ron Jeremy was there. Coco makes him even look semi fuckable. I said semi, if you also take into account he's got a big schlong and you can totally close your eyes in bed and hope to god he doesn't try missionary.

I love James McAvoy, even though he made me feel really dirty by wanting to fuck a faun. Fucking a faun is not a good idea, people, even if they are "half human". So what if they don't exist, I'm just sayin'.

James stopped by TRL to promote his new movie Wanted. I'm all for it. It actually looks really good and I'm an Angie fan. As long as she doesn't do accents.

"I was married a year ago to Anna and I don't know what happened. We're not married anymore but we are kind of still in contact."

-Enrique Igliesas, finally admitting to being married to Anna Kournikova. Or he could be just fucking with us again.


Or fuck him, to be honest. Mini Me is suing TMZ for airing some of his sextape, not only on their website but also on TMZ TV. I should fucking sue TMZ, that shit made me not want to eat and it was TGIFridays night. How dare they fuck with the consumption of fried potato skins covered with cheese and bacon!

Anywhoo, Verne is suing them for $20 million. He's actually suing them for more money than The Love Guru made it's opening weekend.


At least to judge. She makes me not feel bad about laughing at a disabled person. Anyways, Britain's Next Missing Model is a new show which models with disabilities (some have missing loves, some are partially paralyzed and one is deaf) competing for a photo spread in Marie Claire. What, they couldn't get them a modeling contract, too?

Tyra is so pissed right now. You know she was going to get a physically disabled girl in an upcoming cycle. Bitch is making calls as we speak.


Summer hats: Fashion Ivy

The nut got the squirrel: Wendy Brandes Jewelry

Amazing purple shadow: Clumps Of Mascara

She's leaving on a jet plane: Ashcan Rantings

Simon Wild: Psycho Glitter