Friday, May 16, 2008

I've never had newborn mice, but should they be holding them like that so much? I doubt those poor animals survived the night. Not Amy and Pete, the mice.

That being said, these two need to get their own show ASAP.

Jordan's boobies!: Hollywood Tuna

A Goosebumps movie!!: Mollygood

Audrina got a real job?: ASL

It's a nice day for an emo wedding: Celebslam

Agyness Deyn's platinum bush: Egotastic

It's all about Narnia this weekend. The best part is that the main guy is older than I am so I don't feel like a perv thinking about him naked like I did with Cedric Diggory.

Thalia's got a new single out, bitches! The song is called Ten Paciencia. It's ok. Very tropical and poppy.

Check it out by clicking Play below.

My aunt sent it to me. I tried it on and my mom laughed and said I looked like a cartoon character.

Anywhoo, my favorite pair of chi-chi's, Christina Aguilera was out and about with her husband in NYC last night. Hey, at least it isn't the red lipstick again. Baby steps, people.

B For Effort

I usually can't stand Natalie Portman or her fashion choices, but this dress is...OK. Natalie attended the Cannes opening ceremony dinner on Wednesday. I think the dress would have been better if it fit her properly but it looks like something someone on Project Runway would make that wasn't finished.

Or maybe it's just me because I'm not a fan. Either way, the color looks amazing on her.

I’m thrilled that the California supreme court overturned the ban on gay marriage. I can’t wait to get married. We all deserve the same rights, and I believe that someday we’ll look back on this and not allowing gays to marry will seem as absurd as not allowing women to vote.

P.S. I’m registered at Crate & Barrel.

-Ellen DeGeneres


It'll never beat the fabulousness of The Mummy.

The complete first season of Gossip Girl will be out on DVD August 18th. I highly recommend. The DVD includes all the episodes this season (duh) please unaired scenes and a gag reel.

I have to admit she does look good in her CoverGirl add.

According to, well, CariDee herself, she is now dating Tyson Beckford. You know, the Tyson Beckford from that other modeling show. The guy who seems like a total douchebag? Yeah, him.

Apparently she's into the douchebag because her last boyfriend stole $10,000 from her and blew it in Vegas.

“He went into my bank account, took all that money and went to Las Vegas and spent it,” she said. “We’re over.”

I'm guessing it's this guy:

since that's the only guy she's really been pictured with.

I give her and Tyson fourteen weeks. That number just popped into my head.


I loooooooove her outfit. The skirt is so cute and call me crazy (again) but I love that top as well. But of course I'm totally biased.

Here's more of Posh arriving for a Radio 1 appearance in London.

America Ferrera stopped by the Late Show yesterday looking fabulous. I love her dress and the earrings are adorable. Usually I think she looks too styled but she looks great.

And I cannot wait until the new Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants movie to come out. I saw the first one twice in the theater and bawled at the part where she's talking on the phone with her dad. Ugh. So great.

Good morning to you too, Jessica!

Wedding reception or 12yo birthday party?: YISIAW

Horoscope for Aries: The New Jack

How to be glamorous: Coco's Tea Party

SJP kills it in Vogue: Mahalo Fashion

Try this look: Clumps of Mascara

1, 2, 3, Go! by Belanova. The song can be found on their album, Dulce Beat.

Thursday, May 15, 2008

I'm sorry, but that picture looks beyond photoshopped, it looks straight up painted. You know Tyra's thighs aren't thinner than Whitney's, come on now.

I have to say Whitney looks great. There, I said it. Happy?

Check out two more after the jump.

The girls of Sex and The City attended the German premiere of the movie looking as fabulous as ever. Sarah Jessica Parker, Kristin Davis, Cynthia Nixon look beyond amazing, but I don't really like Kim Cattrall's dress. She's gorgeous but the dress doesn't do anything for her, really.

Angelina Jolie and her unborn twins attended the premiere of her new movie Kung Fu Panda in Cannes earlier this afternoon looking pretty amazing. The dress looks great on her and I love the color.

According to Dustin Hoffman, her costar in the movie, she's due in June. Damn! That's still months away. Homegirl looks ready to pop now. Not according to my mother, though, she says the belly is too high up.

Here's more of Angie with Jack Black and Brad Pitt in France.

Victoria Beckham was at Harrods in London to launch the first global concession of her dVb label today looking fierce as all hell. I'm probably in the minority but I looooove that top.