How much makeup, hair and especially photoshop do you think went into making her look that good. I hate, but I also give props where props are due, and girlfriend looks good. With tons of makeup and photoshop. But good nonetheless.

Pambela Anderson attended the premiere of the new shitty movie by the people who brought you Scary Movie 3, Superhero Movie. These movies are full of fail and I've decided to blame Pamela Anderson. Granted, she's only been in a couple, but I'm still blaming her. I can if I want to.

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If Leslie Nielson dies sometime in the upcoming couple of weeks, we know who's to blame.

Here's more of Pambo at the premiere last night in Hollywood. And why is she allowed to wear white?

Pamela Anderson is reportedly pregnant, according to TMZ. Now I know there is officially no God. All of my prayers were not answered and if there was a God, he/she wouldn't have allowed J.K. Rowling to kill off Fred and he/she certainly would not allowed Pamela Anderson to get pregnant with Rick Salomon's baby. I mean, he banged Paris Hilton, among others. And let's not get started on her HEP C ass. Ugh.

Pambo has also posted "cryptic" message on her website, which just says "No" as the subject and "No" as the entry. Who the fuck knows. Well, I mean she does but whatever. Then again her website also says that her movie is going to be released in theaters later this month and it's not; it's heading straight to DVD.

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Pamela Anderson has officially filed for divorce from her husband of less than three months, Rick Salomon. Hey, it lasted a month longer than I predicted so that's saying something, right? Yeah, I didn't think so either.

I'm guessing that reality show that these two ex lovebirds were planning is no more. That sucks, that trainwreck would've been entertaining.

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Pamela Anderson filed for divorce from her third husband on Friday, only to "take it back" hours later and chaulk it up to saying that they were going to work on their marriage. Um, I don't know about y'all but this story reaks of publicity stunt. I mean, it's Pambo for christsakes. Didn't they just announce that they were getting their own reality show?

Pamela and Rick are now going to work through their problems (on national television). They have been married for a total of two and a half months.

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Pamela Anderson took her last bow on stage for her magic show with Hans Klok this past Sunday in Vegas. Thank god that shit is over. We don't need to see any more pictures of her in that unfortunate silver sequined one piece. The camel toe alone haunted my dreams for weeks.

Pamela Anderson attended the Koi Restaurant opening in Vegas. Pam is the reason why that unsexiest list was bullshit. I know Brit-tit's a mess, but her messiest isn't unsexier than Pambo, in my book.

This was Pambo Anderson's wedding dress for her wedding to Rick Salomon. I say it's a step up for Pam. She wore bikini's for her last two.

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I'd hide my face too, if I had to be pictured with Pambo

That more "celebrities" showed up to the Magic Awards show than to the American Cinematheque Awards to honor Julia Roberts. Well, not really, but almost. I mean, damn, Joan, where were you Friday night? Joan Collins, Michelle Phillips and Pamela Anderson attended the Magic Awards. Who the hell even knew they existed?!?! And why weren't Siegfried and Roy there? Those hot bitches should attend more events.







P.S. - You totally thought I was going to say getting old sucks, right? Well, it does. Like rotting fruit these three women were once flawless in their prime. At least Michelle keeps it natural doesn't overdo the botox like everyone else her age in Hollywood.

Pambo Anderson got married to Rick Salomon this past weekend. I think I'm going to be sick.

Pam and Rick said "I Do" in Vegas at the Mirage Hotel in between her magic acts with Magician Hans Klok. He was in attendance as were Tobey Maguire and Lukas Haas. Pam wore a white denim Valentino dress. White denim? Ewwww. How biker chic of her. This is Pambo's third marriage and Rick's second. He had his marriage to Shannon Doherty annulled so it doesn't count.

I give this marriage two months and that's pushing it. Expect a sex tape during the divorce.

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Publicity stunt alert!

According to Kid Rock, Pamela Anderson lied about having a miscarriage while they were married. In an interview with Rolling Stone, Rock describes what happened:

"She's in Vancouver shooting a movie and I have Lakers seats on the floor, and I'm gonna go to the Lakers (basketball) game with my friend Jesse James," the 36-year-old rapper says.

"I'm like, `Baby, I got these tickets. I'll see you on the weekend there,' and that leads into her saying, `You don't care about me, blah blah blah,'" Rock says. "She finally comes up with this: `I just had a miscarriage' ... and hangs the phone up."

Rock, claiming he was unaware that Anderson was pregnant, says he chartered a plane and flew to Vancouver. "When I get there, she's partying at this restaurant, drinking champagne, jumping on the tables. I'm thinking, `That's a quick recovery from a miscarriage.'"

I wouldn't put it past her to lie about a miscarriage, but why did he even have to bring it up? I don't want to be reminded of the fact that these two had sex.

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According to Ok! magazine, Pambo is pregnant! Oh. My. God. How could you let this happen, sweet baby jesus?!?!? I mean, Pambo? Rick Salomon? Paris Hilton? (you know she's the kind of dirty that don't wash off)

If Shiloh was the Messiah then a Soloman/Anderson baby has got to be the antichrist. And if it's a boy and they name him Damien, my ass is fleeing as far away as possible.

P.S. I put up that picture of The Oracle (aka Llora) for three reasons:

1) I really didn't want to see Pam with Rick together. Thoughs of them having sex would run through my mind and I'm too emotional frail to picture that at the moment.

2) She'd be the only one who could save us from their baby.

3) When I googled pictures of "Pamela Anderson Pregnant", I kept getting pictures of Prego Porn. Ugh.

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Rick Salomon (Paris Hilton's ex sex tape partner) and Pamela Anderson (resident blonde bimbo) have gotten a marriage license in Las Vegas.

Wasn't this whore just married to Kid Rock like a second ago? Is she trying to be the low-rent Liz Taylor? NEVER. Liz has class.

According to Pam the two have known each other for fifteen years. Pam's been married to Kid Rock and Tommy Lee and Rick was married to Shannon Doherty.

Eww. The sheets. I would go on strike, if I were her maid.

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Pamela Anderson and Denise Richards have been offered $1 million dollars to pose for Playboy. I'm guessing they're going to split that because those whores are not worth $1 million each. We've seen their boobies and coochies a million times already! I smell publicity stunt. I'm good at sniffing those out. These two bimbos have a movie coming out, Blonde and Blonder and that's what this is all about.

A source (aka a producer on their movie) tells the Globe, "Neither Pam nor Denise has committed yet, but they're seriously considering it."

Of course they're seriously considering it. What else do they have to do in their "careers"?

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Pambo and her new boyfriend, Rick Salomon (Paris's fuck-toy in One Night In Paris), are engaged. Ugh, I feel so bad for whoever has to clean their sheets. Those things have got to be toxic.

In other Pambo news, friends are afraid for her, because she parties way to hard. She has Hep C and her liver is shot but she still goes out every night and parties way too hard.

It's Pamela Anderson! I mean, what else does she have to do. It's not like she has a career. Sure she has kids but they can stay home with Tommy Le.... oh shit, they're screwed.

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Tommy Lee blogged about the "fight" with Kid Rock on his page and this is what he had to say:

“Yeah!! …..here I am minding my own biz having a great time with my friend Criss Angel (magician) and watching the MTV awards in the front row saying hello to all my friends……Pamela comes and sits on my lap who I love and adore….and also say hello to my friend Travis Barker and his wife!…..and i get a text from another friend P. Diddy and he says come sit with me…..and he’s sitting with Miss HOT Megan FOX so I go over and sit with P! Not a minute later and Alicia Keys starts her amazing performance….(”I apologize sweetie…..I had nothing to do with the timing and disrespect”)……back to the stupid-ness!!….so….. I get a tap on the shoulder from Kid Pebble…I stand up and embrace him with a semi hug and say “Hey dude…What up”?? He punches me in the face…..well if ya wanna call it that!?….more like a bitch slap!…….Wuss!! Anyway….i go to knock this jealous country bumpkin the f$%k OUT….and before I can have a meeting with my fist and his ugly ass mug ….security guards… grab me and haul my ass outta the award show! So I’m fine and of course leave to my room with police and owner of the Palm’s George Maloof……the rest is paper work and bullshit!… Anyway…… I would like to apologize to Alicia and George and MTV for the disrespectful bullshit caused by a piece of shit called Kid Pebble!!

Much Love always!!…..Tommy!!”

Bitches fighting over Pambo make me realize how old I am, since I had the biggest crush on Tommy when I was younger. He's old which means I'm old. God, why?

Ugh. Kid Rock and Tommy Lee started fighting at the VMA's tonight. Pamela was with Tommy and Kid was onstage, saw him and threw a punch. How fucking 90's is that? Over Pambo? Ugh, I'm done.