Pamela Anderson is reportedly pregnant, according to TMZ. Now I know there is officially no God. All of my prayers were not answered and if there was a God, he/she wouldn't have allowed J.K. Rowling to kill off Fred and he/she certainly would not allowed Pamela Anderson to get pregnant with Rick Salomon's baby. I mean, he banged Paris Hilton, among others. And let's not get started on her HEP C ass. Ugh.

Pambo has also posted "cryptic" message on her website, which just says "No" as the subject and "No" as the entry. Who the fuck knows. Well, I mean she does but whatever. Then again her website also says that her movie is going to be released in theaters later this month and it's not; it's heading straight to DVD.

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