Friday, November 30, 2007

Spice Girls "rehearsing" backstage. Me thinks that's as live as we're going to get for their concerts, but the girls look gorgeous as always.

Morning Kisses:

A pig eating cheetos. Heehee: Dlisted

Ali and that dress again: ICYDK

I thought t.A.T.u was gay?: Idolator

Cyndi Lauper proves getting old sucks: Mollygood

What costs more, a couple of boob jobs or marriage?: Lossip

On My Own by Peach Union. The song can be found on their CD, Audiopeach.

Wow, there aren't any movies opening up this weekend. We went movie crazy over Thanksgiving, so I'm taking it easy and am probably not going to see anything new.

Jordan tucked the girls away to help celebrate her younger sister Sophie's birthday yesterday in London. The pair partied at Embassy club and then Movida Club, where Jordan was seen kissing her sister full on the mouth.

What in the hell is wrong with people! First the chick from Grey's Anatomy and now Jordan? Incest is not best, people, no matter what you've heard in West Virginia.

P.S. -

You know I had to.


Katie Holmes joins ANTM's Saleisha in failing at trying to get the Rihanna cut. Rihanna did it like last year and nobody will top it so bitches better stop trying.

P.S. - While we're on the subject, Katie dear, why are you trying so hard? You're not Posh. You're look isn't effortless and that's what a fashion icon's style is.

P.P.S. - This picture really creaps me out. She's doing something with her eyes and I'm 100% sure it's not smiling...

Kelly-Ann, from the current season of The Real World, seems to have amplified certain parts of her figure. Personally I think she looked better before:

P.S. - Thank god Trisha's gone. I couldn't stand her. Why am I still watching this show, though. I'm old enough to remember the Puck/Pedro peanut butter drama. Ugh.

Source VIA ONTD Thanks ogparadise!!

I've never been more excited to see Paris's coochie before. Well, excited is the wrong word, more like disgusted, but y'all get what I'm trying to say.

Paris had a little wardrobe malfunction earlier this week while grabbing some grub with Nicole Ricchie. I blame Paris for this mess. I mean, who would wear that disaster of an outfit out in public! And I'm not even going to start on the tights and shoes.

Check out the pics after the jump! But I'm warning you. They're sort of NSFW (not really) but they're certainly NSFL.

Bitch is fierce, don't hate.

I think I'm going to draw all over these two and send them out as X-Mas cards. Sure, most of the members of my family won't get the joke, but I'm thinking it's worth it.

I'm going with the majority who think that TomKat are creepy. I mean, look at them. It's like stepford times 100.

Tom and Katie attended the Bambi Awards in Germany yesterday, where Tom received an award for courage due to his role in his upcoming movie, Valkyrie. Wait, I thought the Germans were pissed about that movie?

Drea de Matteo has given birth to a baby girl this past Wednesday night. Drea, and boyfriend Shooter Jennings named her Alabama Gypsy Rose.

Congrats to the happy couple!


This movie looks amazing and I can't wait to see it. I love Ellen Page and don't even get me started on J.K. Simmons.

This ish is all kinds of fabulous. Loves it!

Thursday, November 29, 2007

Brad Pitt claims he will no longer do any nude scenes in his movies and will probably stop doing movies altogether. He blames the kids, but I know the truth. Angie didn't want her piece showing off the goods to hotter hos.

"I don't want to be embarrassed when my kids get old enough to see my films. I can't see any more nude scenes [in my career.]

"I figure I've got very few films left. Who knows how many I'll get to do now, so I want to do something I'm interested in. Otherwise, I don't want to bother. I think it's a younger person's game."

Ugh, I never thought I'd say this but I wish he were still with Jen. Even though she looks like an uptight cow, she at least let him own his testicles and didn't keep them in a jar on the high shelf like you know Angie does.


“She has a whole thing with what would it be like if Giselle had an orgasm. She’s very funny with the way she discovers it.”

-Patrick Dempsey on his Enchantedco-star, Amy Adams.

An ad for call girls in the Moscow Times lists pictures for hookers going by the names Kristina, Masha and Lena. But the pictures for the girls are for supermodels Karolina Kurkova, Alessandra Ambrosio and celebutard Jessica Simpson. If I were over there I'd totally call to see what I ended up with. Or maybe they really are hookers. Times are tough for Jessica. Have you seen the Major Movie Star trailer?


Somethin' Stupid by Robbie Williams feat. Nicole Kidman. The song can be found on his CD, Swing When You're Winning.


Is anybody actually excited about the new Rambo movie? I mean, the new Rocky sucked ass so why continue the ass sucking streak with Rambo?

Morning Kisses:

Miss Puerto Rico is a lying ho: Lossip

Gwyneth Paltrow and the guy from Coldplay aren't breaking up: INO

Kim Kardashian is another lying ho: Dlisted

JLove's ass got engaged: ICYDK

Benicio del Toro in Miami: Mollygood

Julianne Moore and Maggie Gyllenhaal were also in attendance for the Grand Reopening Celebration of the New Museum in NYC last night and although I'm not a fan of either of their outfits, Julianne's dress is a lot cuter than what Maggie has on. I know I've called her oatmeal in the past but I didn't mean for her to start dressing like that. At least it's put together well. I'm trying to be nice, y'all, I really am. Ugh, I'm done.

Milo and his wonky smile melt my heart

It's Ashley!

Ashley was also there for the Reopening Celebration of the New Museum in NYC last night. I have no idea why, but I absoloutely love that picture of her above. Most of the outfits worn at the event were oatmeal, but I looooove what Ashley's wearing. I want that coat, the skirt and the shoes.

Just sayin'.

Ali Larter attended the Grand Reopening Celebration of the New Museum in NYC last night in NYC last night. I'm loving the look but the dress doesn't work for me. I think it's because it's so tight. I know, that's the way it's supposed to be, but still.