Spice Girls "rehearsing" backstage. Me thinks that's as live as we're going to get for their concerts, but the girls look gorgeous as always. Continue reading...
Friday, November 30, 2007
Spice Girls "rehearsing" backstage. Me thinks that's as live as we're going to get for their concerts, but the girls look gorgeous as always. Continue reading...
What Are You Seeing This Weekend
Wow, there aren't any movies opening up this weekend. We went movie crazy over Thanksgiving, so I'm taking it easy and am probably not going to see anything new. Continue reading...
Jordan ♥'s Her Sister. A Lot.
Jordan tucked the girls away to help celebrate her younger sister Sophie's birthday yesterday in London. The pair partied at Embassy club and then Movida Club, where Jordan was seen kissing her sister full on the mouth.
What in the hell is wrong with people! First the chick from Grey's Anatomy and now Jordan? Incest is not best, people, no matter what you've heard in West Virginia.
P.S. -
You know I had to.
Fail
Katie Holmes joins ANTM's Saleisha in failing at trying to get the Rihanna cut. Rihanna did it like last year and nobody will top it so bitches better stop trying.
P.S. - While we're on the subject, Katie dear, why are you trying so hard? You're not Posh. You're look isn't effortless and that's what a fashion icon's style is.
P.P.S. - This picture really creaps me out. She's doing something with her eyes and I'm 100% sure it's not smiling...
Holy Boob Job, Batman!
Kelly-Ann, from the current season of The Real World, seems to have amplified certain parts of her figure. Personally I think she looked better before:
P.S. - Thank god Trisha's gone. I couldn't stand her. Why am I still watching this show, though. I'm old enough to remember the Puck/Pedro peanut butter drama. Ugh.
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Oh, Yeah! I Forgot About These!
I've never been more excited to see Paris's coochie before. Well, excited is the wrong word, more like disgusted, but y'all get what I'm trying to say.
Paris had a little wardrobe malfunction earlier this week while grabbing some grub with Nicole Ricchie. I blame Paris for this mess. I mean, who would wear that disaster of an outfit out in public! And I'm not even going to start on the tights and shoes.
Check out the pics after the jump! But I'm warning you. They're sort of NSFW (not really) but they're certainly NSFL.
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Anybody Needs A Christmas Card Picture?
I think I'm going to draw all over these two and send them out as X-Mas cards. Sure, most of the members of my family won't get the joke, but I'm thinking it's worth it. Continue reading...
Ugh, These Two Again
I'm going with the majority who think that TomKat are creepy. I mean, look at them. It's like stepford times 100.
Tom and Katie attended the Bambi Awards in Germany yesterday, where Tom received an award for courage due to his role in his upcoming movie, Valkyrie. Wait, I thought the Germans were pissed about that movie?
Sweet Home, Alabama
Drea de Matteo has given birth to a baby girl this past Wednesday night. Drea, and boyfriend Shooter Jennings named her Alabama Gypsy Rose.
Congrats to the happy couple!
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New Juno Trailer
This movie looks amazing and I can't wait to see it. I love Ellen Page and don't even get me started on J.K. Simmons. Continue reading...
Thursday, November 29, 2007
Fuck You, Angelina Jolie
Brad Pitt claims he will no longer do any nude scenes in his movies and will probably stop doing movies altogether. He blames the kids, but I know the truth. Angie didn't want her piece showing off the goods to hotter hos.
"I don't want to be embarrassed when my kids get old enough to see my films. I can't see any more nude scenes [in my career.]
"I figure I've got very few films left. Who knows how many I'll get to do now, so I want to do something I'm interested in. Otherwise, I don't want to bother. I think it's a younger person's game."
Ugh, I never thought I'd say this but I wish he were still with Jen. Even though she looks like an uptight cow, she at least let him own his testicles and didn't keep them in a jar on the high shelf like you know Angie does.
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Quote Of The Day:
“She has a whole thing with what would it be like if Giselle had an orgasm. She’s very funny with the way she discovers it.”
-Patrick Dempsey on his Enchantedco-star, Amy Adams. Continue reading...
Effing Brilliant
An ad for call girls in the Moscow Times lists pictures for hookers going by the names Kristina, Masha and Lena. But the pictures for the girls are for supermodels Karolina Kurkova, Alessandra Ambrosio and celebutard Jessica Simpson. If I were over there I'd totally call to see what I ended up with. Or maybe they really are hookers. Times are tough for Jessica. Have you seen the Major Movie Star trailer?
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Song Of The Day:
Somethin' Stupid by Robbie Williams feat. Nicole Kidman. The song can be found on his CD, Swing When You're Winning.
Really?
Is anybody actually excited about the new Rambo movie? I mean, the new Rocky sucked ass so why continue the ass sucking streak with Rambo? Continue reading...
More From The Museum Opening
Julianne Moore and Maggie Gyllenhaal were also in attendance for the Grand Reopening Celebration of the New Museum in NYC last night and although I'm not a fan of either of their outfits, Julianne's dress is a lot cuter than what Maggie has on. I know I've called her oatmeal in the past but I didn't mean for her to start dressing like that. At least it's put together well. I'm trying to be nice, y'all, I really am. Ugh, I'm done.
It's Ashley!
Ashley was also there for the Reopening Celebration of the New Museum in NYC last night. I have no idea why, but I absoloutely love that picture of her above. Most of the outfits worn at the event were oatmeal, but I looooove what Ashley's wearing. I want that coat, the skirt and the shoes.
She Better Not Die On Heroes
Just sayin'.
Ali Larter attended the Grand Reopening Celebration of the New Museum in NYC last night in NYC last night. I'm loving the look but the dress doesn't work for me. I think it's because it's so tight. I know, that's the way it's supposed to be, but still.
Sweeney Todd Lodon Press Conference
I'm not sure about motherhood, if I even want to go there at all, but I'd make the exception for carrying a boat load of Johnny's babies. We'd make the cutest little kids.
Here's more of the gorgeousness that is Johnny Depp at the London press conference for Sweeney Todd.
McIncest
The above clip is from the new chick on Grey's Anatomy making out with her brother. Seriously. Chyler Leigh, and her real-life brother, Christopher Khayman Lee, co-star in Kickboxing Academy as teenage love interests. They don't have a "love scene" but they sure do make out a couple of times. I literally couldn't watch it without feeling disgusted, especially in their second screen kiss towards the end of the clip. I've never seen an episode of Grey's Anatomy, so thankfully I won't have to think of that chick making out with her brother every time I saw her on the show.
P.S. - He is really hot though...
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Wednesday, November 28, 2007
ANTM Episode 10 Pics
Check the rest out after the jump!
Theme: Asian Sensation?
Bianca
Chantal
Heather
Jenah
Saleisha
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Photoshop Works Miracles
I kid, I kid. Teri Hatcher looks hotter than normal for The New York Times Magazine, where she portrays different types of brides, including a lesbian bride, a trophy bride and an Indian bride.
My favorite is the trophy bride. Janice and Tyra would approve. Speaking of Tyra, doesn't this look like an ANTM concept that could have been?
Speaking of ANTM I'm going to miss it this week and next week due to finals. Bullshit, I call. Don't they know that it's Ty Ty time? Ugh. I get out of my class at 9 so thankfully I won't miss Project Runway.
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Tin Man Premiere
Zooey Deschanel and Kathleen Robertson star in Tin Man, which is a new take on The WIzard of Oz. I love both of them and can't wait to see it. The mini-series airs December 2 at 9 p.m. on the Sci-Fi channel.
P.S. - Their shoes are sooo cute, especially Zooey's. But not as cute as the dog.
British Fashion Awards
The (sort of) stars came out to attend the British Fashion Awards in London yesterday. Lily Allen, Kelly Osbourne and Dita Von Teese were there and I'm giving the award to best dressed to Kelly Osbourne. Her dressed looked amazing on her and I love what she's done with her hair. But Kelly reminds me of the reason why I won't get easily visible tattoos.
Lily's dress was cute and all but it didn't look right on her. I don't mind the shredded skirt, the top is what's bother me. It's like she has to pull it up, I don't know. It doesn't fit her body type all that well.
And Dita will always be Dita, even though I think her dress is a little more modern than what she usually wears.
Song Of The Day:
Everytime by Britney Spears. The song can be found on her CD, In The Zone.
This one goes out to Brit-tit, for obvious reasons. That and it's the only Britney song that doesn't make me want to claw my ears off.
Holy Mother ....
I'm thinking I may have jumped the gun on the Cover Of The Week because this has to be the Cover Of The Year, right there.
In Touch weekly claims that Britney Spears is pregnant and that when they contacted her boyfriend/music producer JR Rotem, he confirmed that it was true by saying "It's true". SCANDAL!
How sad is that! I mean, all joking aside, Britney is not in any state to be having a baby! She lost custody of her first two and now she's having another one! Although I despise Britney and her career, I have to feel bad for her because she's clearly not well and has people around her who don't truly care about her and now she's pregnant! Ugh. Angelina needs to go and adopt that baby, stat!
Update: Sam Lufti, resident Britney hanger-on claims that the story is 100% false and that JR Rotem is lying. He texted into Ryan Seacrest's radio show this morning and said that it was fake.
"It’s fake. Completely fake. Just wrapped her video. Going home to sleep."
I'm going to believe Sam on this one. Didn't she just get a tummy-tuck? I mean, I thought you couldn't get pregnant right after having one of those.
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Speaking Of Naked Pregnant Chicks
Christina Aguilera bared all for the cover of Marie Claire, posing naked for the magazine's January issue. She also opens up about how she got pregnant:
"We were planning on starting to try after the tour. And so, I had gone off the Pill to prepare my body, because I didn't know how much time it would take. You've heard it takes some time -- except with Power Egg and Super Sperm here... I'm like, Oh, my God, can you believe it just happened?"
Super Sperm? I'm honestly going to picture Jordan Bratman's head on a sperm every time I see him, now. Ugh, thank you X-Tina, for the visual. She also talks about being "outed" by Paris, who called her the "most beautiful pregnant woman" at a VMA's pre-party in Vegas.
"Because I hadn't said anything, people thought I was trying to keep it this big, bad secret, and that's not the case at all. I just wasn't commenting. I'm not being like, 'Hey, everybody, I'm pregnant!' I'm not that girl."
Thank you. She didn't deny it like other famewhores (cough::J-Lo::cough), she just didn't talk about it.
She looks gorgeous on the cover, but you know they're photoshopped to all hell. I still love her, though.
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Morning Kisses:
Cleo Rocas is my new hero: ASL
End in sight for writer's strike?: Celebitchy
Steve-O disgusts me like no other: Dlisted
Spirit Award Nominees: ICYDK
Owen Wilson dating the Bionic Woman?: INO Continue reading...
Picture Of The Day:
Stephanie Pratt's mugshot. Pratt, as in Spencer's sister. She was arrested in Hawaii for attempting to shoplift from a Neiman Marcus back in 2006. Continue reading...
Don't Love It
Nicole Kidman attended The Golden Compass premiere looking less than fabulous. What's with the drab look? We've seen her looking gorgeous, so what's with the boring all of a sudden?
Alls I see is oatmeal. And not the fun maple syrup flavor, either.
You know what, looking at the dress by itself it looks hot. But not on her. It would've been gorgeous on her in a burgandy color.
LOVE IT!
I am not even going to count the ways in that I love Eva Green because all of them are balled up in that picture above. GORGEOUS!
Eva attended The Golden Compass premiere in London yesterday looking beyond fierce. Janice would be proud.
Uma At The Gotham Awards
Uma Thurman attended the Gotham Awards last night looking hella hot in all black. I looooove that dress. I'm not a fan of gold, usually, but that dress looks amazing.
Ethan Hawke was seen later that night trying to kick himself in the ass. Continue reading...
Julianne Moore at the Snowflake Ball
Julianne Moore attended the UNICEF 2007 Snowflake Ball last night in NYC. I have no idea why I love that outfit, but I do. Maybe it's because I love Julianne Moore. ::shrugs:: Continue reading...
The 17th Annual Gotham Awards
Maggie Gyllenhaal attended the Gotham Awards last night, which honors the people in independent films.
Y'all know I have a thing with Maggie Gyllenhaal so I'm keeping this short and saying that she looks lovely.
Fuck it, bitch needs to learn how to smile. I know it's a fucked up world and all but why look so drab! I mean, is it so hard to smile once in a while, Maggie?
Lookie who else was there:
See, that's how you do it. How gorgeous is she? I love her. Still need to see August Rush, though.
I Call Bullshit!
Mel Brown and her hottie partner Maksim Chmerkovskiy lost Dancing With The Stars last night, coming in second place to Brazilian race car driver, Helio Castroneves and his partner Julianne Hough. This is the second year Julianne has won, since she was partnered with Apollo Ono last season.
I call bullshit! Mel had the best scores all season long! How dare they steal the trophy away from Scary Spice! Aah, screw it, I never even watched the show. That being said, I saw pictures of Helio and he looks kind of hot. Plus he's Brazilian. Oooh and I have a Helio phone! I say it's fate. Continue reading...
Tuesday, November 27, 2007
Usher Raymond V
Usher and his wife Tameka Foster have welcomed a baby boy that they named Usher Raymond V.
The baby was born Monday night in Atlanta, Georgia, weighing in at 7lbs 9oz.
Congrats to the happy couple!
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I Knew It
Kimberley Kohn, the lawyer of John Graziano's father claims the divorce between the Hogans might be a plan to keep their money. John was critically injured in the crash involving Nick "Hogan" Bollea. The Graziano family plans to file a lawsuit because of the crash and their lawyer as calling foul play.
Nick Bollea faces a felony charge of reckless driving with serious bodily injury, and attorneys for John Graziano's estranged parents have said they intend to file a lawsuit as a result of the crash.
But if the Supra and the Viper are not registered to both parents, it could be harder to go after Mrs. Bollea individually, Kohn said. The mother's degree of control over who used the vehicles would have to be determined.
If that is the case, than the Hogan family are dirtier than even I thought.
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Hottest Pregnant Chicks
Maxim has released the 9 Hottest Pregnant Women, according to them. I agree with most but I still think Demi Moore was pretty hot and was the first, as far as I know, to do the whole naked pregnant thing. Remember how big a scandal that was back then? Now, every knocked up chick is doing it.
The list includes Halle Berry, Christina Aguilera, Heidi Klum, Brooke Burke, Gwen Stefani, Angelina Jolie, Naomi Watts, Jaime Presly and Monica Bellucci.
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The Wino Cancels Tour
Amy Winehouse has gone ahead and canceled all of the remaining dates on her "tour" because of her husband being in jail and not with her.
“I can’t give it my all onstage without my Blake. I’m so sorry but I don’t want to do the shows half-heartedly; I love singing. My husband is everything to me and without him it’s just not the same.”
I say she should have done that to begin with. It's not like she was actually performing. I mean, look:
I say this is a good thing. Maybe she'll head off to rehab, now.
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I Buy It
TMZ is reporting that Marie Osmand's fainting was planned by her and that she has a writer on-hand at all times to feed her funny lines and whatnot.
Her rep (of course) is denying it all and claims that the pre-planned fainting bit is "ridiculous."
I buy it. It's Marie Osmand. So what if she's a little bit country, bitch needs the publicity and will get it any way she can.
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Paz Vega Does Spanish Elle
I am seriously in love with Paz Vega. Not in the lesbionic way, but in the way that makes me go and watch all of her movies, even if they're uber shiteous (hello, Spanglish). And this solidifies my love for her. How freaking hot does she look on the cover? Sure, she looks different than she has in the past. I'm guessing she lost 20lbs and got a nose job. But still, bitch looks hot.
P.S. - If you haven't already you HAVE GOT to check out Lucia y El Sexo (aka Sex and Lucia). That movie is beyond amazing, trust.
Hey Julie Q, Got Any Single Friends?
David, one of the geeks on Beauty and the Geek, needs a date and his "friends" have taken up a website asking for women in the Boston area to go out on a date with Dave. No joke.
If you or anyone you know live in the Boston Metropolitan area and would like to date that hunky slab of meat, apply here.
If you bitches make it on a date with him, you better give me full details. Fuck it, call my ass and let me listen in on a date, that shit has to be entertaining.
P.S. - He's a live-action role player. It's like role playing in bed without the sex. Pretty much. Which defeats the purpose, if you ask me...
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Hogan Doesn't Know Best
Linda "Hogan" Bollea has filed for divorce from Terry "Hulk Hogan" Bollea. She filed the papers last Wednesday and didn't even bother to tell her husband. Some speculate that the marriage has been over for a while now and that could be true, because when contacted by a Florida newspaper, Hulk didn't know anything about the divorce. He is now asking that people give his family some privacy.
"Please respect my family's privacy at this time with all that we have been through. I care for my wife and my children are my world and I just hope this all works out."
Oh, bullshit. I smell a publicity stunt here. Have you watched their show? It makes The Hills look like a real reality show. I'm guessing they want to fan the heat away from their underage drinking son who got his license suspended. Or they want more publicity so their show can get picked up while they work through it.
I'm sorry, but when you invite cameras into your home to detail pretty much every moment of your lives to help further your daughter's singing career, than you're going to be talked about in the good times and the bad. Deal with it.
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Post Script
To those reading my blog that want/have to get me a XMas present, I want that bag! Continue reading...
Besitos Por La Tarde
Afternoon Kisses:
LiLo and her leggings amuse me: Dlisted
Posh has another doppleganger: Hollywood Tuna
I want a t-shirt of "eat-me Harvey": Holy Moly
A beauty queen lies? You don't say: IDLYITW
Nat-Nat Portman does Teen Vogue: ICYDK Continue reading...
Lesbian Turkish Oil Wrestling?
The L Word is coming back, y'all! I can't wait. I got hooked on this show last season, haven't watched any of the previous seasons. I should get on that. Continue reading...
Who's Who?
Katie Price and Jordan both came out to promote her new perfume and to guest on the Late Late Show in Dublin this past Friday. I'm not sure which one she's supposed to be at whatever point, but she's Jordan so bow down, bitches.
All she needs is a Tiara in that second pic, nah mean?
Just Because: Christian Bale
P.S. - He's going to be in the new Terminator movie, but as a new character and not as John Conner as was speculated.
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The Joke's On You
Here's Heath on the cover of Empire magazine "debuting" his look as 'The Joker' in the new Batman movie. Downgrade! I thought he was going to be hot! I mean, I guessed there would be some downgrade when it came to his hotness, but that far down? Ugh.
It's ok, all I have to do is close my eyes and picture him serenading Julia Stiles in Ten Things I Hate About You and it makes it all better. Continue reading...
Valentina!
First Thalia and now Salma! Here's the first picture of Salma's daughter Valentina Paloma Hayek-Pinault. Awe, she's so adorable! Continue reading...
Spice Girls Support
The Spice Girls came out to support Mel B. at the Dancing With The Stars show last night. I've never actually watched an entire episode of that show. It gets repetitive and pointless for me after ten minutes. Plus, that guy has the most annoying voice ever.
Penelope Cruz Does Vogue
Penelope Cruz posed for some Spanish theme shots for the Vogue Holiday Issue. I love the photos, they're beautiful, but I totally think Monica should've been in the shots with her. Everytime I see Penelope without her
Oddest. Couple. Ever.
The Daily Mail is reporting that Serena Williams and Common are a couple. I don't know why, but I'm thinking that it's utter bullshit. She wishes. I mean, really? Sure, Serena's the prettier of the Williams sisters, but that's like saying Nicky Hilton is the smart one.
The two were seen heading into Serena's hotel in London with holes in her tights at the knees. Was she on them? With Common? Ugh, what a disappointment. He's so hot. Remember that video of him grinding with some chick at a concert and he was totally chubbed up. Sigh. Not Serena, why!
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Song Of The Day:
Bizarre Love Triangle by Frente. The song can be found on their CD, Marvin The Album.
Besitos Por La Manana
Morning Kisses:
Brit-Tit gets a new weave and her kids for XMas: Dlisted
Kid Rock is going to cut off his hair: ASL
Nelly Furtado's hips don't lie: Mollygood
SATC sequal alread planned: Celebitchy
Joel Madden cracks: INO Continue reading...
Bam!
Emeril Lagasse will no longer be taping his "hit" show Emeril Live with the Food Network.
Contract negotiations between Emeril and parent corporation Scripps have broken down. Lagasse is leaving the Food Network as a result and the last day of production for Emeril Live will be on December 11.
They're still going to be giving reruns of the show, so all the old ladies who screamed and hollered every time he said BAM or added garlic will have that to hold on to. I never liked him or his show and his restaurant sucks hard. The service was great but the food was soo not worth it.
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Lookie You, Mollie Sue
Remember Mollie Sue from ANTM's cycle 6. You know the cycle where Jade should have won? Well, Mollie's been getting big jobs and has an awesome career now which actually happens to be better than the cycle winner. I'm just sayin'.
Mollie Gondi (aka Mollie Sue) walked at Paris Fashion Week in Lie Sang Bong's SS08 collection.
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Twiggy's Out Of There
Twiggy will not be on the judging panel for the next season of America's Next Top Model. Due to "scheduling conflicts" (aka Tyra ate her) Twiggy has been replaced by Paulina Porizkova.
I'm calling this a downgrade. Sure, I love Paulina, probably more than the average bear, but she's normal and she's probably going to be nice to these bitches and I want action. Tyra needs to get Janice back up in there. Don't get me wrong, y'all know I love me some ANTM, but the constant Tyra ass licking makes me want to vomit.
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Lookie Who Went Toy Shopping
Johnny Depp and Tim Burton went shopping for toys yesterday in London store 'Forbidden Planet'. What I wouldn't give to be the lucky recipient of his gifts (heehee), which included 'Dr Who' Daleks and Star Wars toys.
I had a dream about Johnny Depp and I and we were apartment shopping. It was supposed to be downtown Orlando but looked more like the Village. Anyways, we were attacked by vampire bad guys who were trying to steal something from me. True story.
I'm guessing it had something to do with me watching The Ninth Gate right before going to sleep the other night. Or it could be fate telling me that we're destined to be together. I'm going with the latter.
Quote Of The Day:
“Oh boy, my New Year’s resolution? There are some that are hard to say in public, but I do have to stop picking my nose, especially in the car. I’ll be driving and I will catch someone trying to take my picture.”
-Dustin Hoffman
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New Jello Single/Video
Hold It, Don’t Drop It It has been named as Jennifer Lopez's new single from her
Anyways, the song is your typical Jello over the top anthem. It's good for shaking your ass at a club, especially when you're high on E. Continue reading...
Monday, November 26, 2007
I'm Back, Bitches!
Hey guys, sorry I haven't posted since Thursday, but I've been busy with family and the holidays. But I'm back, thankfully, and not dead. Yet.
Hope you guys had an awesome holiday! Continue reading...
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