An ad for call girls in the Moscow Times lists pictures for hookers going by the names Kristina, Masha and Lena. But the pictures for the girls are for supermodels Karolina Kurkova, Alessandra Ambrosio and celebutard Jessica Simpson. If I were over there I'd totally call to see what I ended up with. Or maybe they really are hookers. Times are tough for Jessica. Have you seen the Major Movie Star trailer?

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