Lipstick Bitches: 06 January 2008

Saturday, January 12, 2008

Atonement In W Magazine

I'm loving all of the James McAvoy and Keira Knightley goodness. The two posed for W Magazine and shared the cover in the subscriber's version of the mag. I'm not much into leather daddies but James looks hot and so does Keira.

Not Fired

Lauren Conrad has spoken out against rumors that she was fired from Teen Vogue. Earlier I posted a story about Teen Vogue and The Hills going their separate ways, but rumors started flying about the split was due to Lauren being fired. Not so, she says.

“No, no, it was a decision I made because I was kind of done. I’ve been doing it for about two years, so I’m kind of done.”

It's funny because I don't think she was fired either. I mean, you'd actually have to work and be employed by a company in order to be fired by them. Lauren never really worked for Teen Vogue. Sure she hung out in the closet and talked to Whitney, but worked? Yeah, no.

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Quote Of The Day:

“I would refuse. There is no amount of money and I’ll tell you why: I can’t want you to succeed more than you do. And it’s obvious that she doesn’t want to succeed. I think of her right now as being in exile from the human race and she needs major, major help… There was a time that we were all marginally amused by it and then it just became a repugnant horror show. No, I wouldn’t even be remotely interested in [making her over].”
-Tim Gunn, talking about giving Britney a makeover. God I love him.

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They've Popped!

Nicole Richie gave birth to a baby girl yesterday. Harlow Winter Kate Madden was born weighing in at 6lbs 7oz at Cedars-Sinai hospital in L.A. Nicole and Joel Madden have already taken Harlow home.

Awe, I think Harlow Winter is a pretty name. I could do without the Kate, though.

Not to be outdone, Christina Aguilera has also given birth. No more info has been given out other than Christina and her husband Jordan Bratman are ecstatic. She has said before that she was expecting a boy.

And to round off the baby news (at least for this post) Courtney Thorne Smith and David Alan Grier's wife have both given birth. Christine Y. Kim (David's wife) gave birth to a baby girl on Thursday named Luisa Danbi Grier-Kim. Danbi actually means "Sweet Rain" in Korean.

And finally, Courtney Thorne Smith gave birth to a baby boy on Friday named Jacob Emerson Fishman. Courtney and her husband Roger Fishman are also ecstatic.

Congratulations all around!

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Friday, January 11, 2008

Babies Poppin Out Everywhere

According to TMZ, both Christina Aguielra and Nicole Richie are at the hospital and waiting to give birth. The singer and the socialite are both expecting boys and are both said to be at Cedars Sinai hospital in L.A. right now.

It would be really cute of the two of them gave birth together, in the same room, kind of like Joan Cusack and Julianne Moore in Nine Months. But you know both of those girls (more X-Tina than Nicole) have a full on squad to help them go through labor. Hell, Christina needs three or four people to help her wipe the sweat off of her face while re-applying the caked on make-up she never takes off.

P.S. - My neighbor is currently (for the 100th day in a row) playing that "No One" song by Alicia Keys. Someone, please let me borrow a gun. I swear I'll give it back.

ETA: Molly brings up a good point, who do you think will have the "weirder" baby name?

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Lauren Scores Free Stuff

These chicks have the best life. They get paid to be filmed on a "reality" show, get to attend the best parties and get tons of free shit too. Ugh. Lauren attended the Kari Feinstein Winter Style Lounge where she scored a bunch of free stuff.

I do like her hair, though, it looks really cute on her. And her shoes. I want those flats.

Tacky All Around

Shauna Sand and her daughter walked for that Kitson show and I'm honestly surprised she didn't slap on a kiddie pair of clear Lucite plastic shoes on the poor kid. You know she wanted to, but her daughter had enough sense to protest.

Here's another pic of her plus Vida Guerra. I have no idea why any of these chicks are famous, actually. It's not like they're Coco.

What Are You Seeing This Weekend?

I might actually go see Sweeney Todd again with a friend. It's worth a second viewing and all this Johnny Depp stuff has got me wanting some action.

Walking Skeleton

Jenna Jameson's implant loving self walked for that Troy Kingdom show at Kitson in Hollywood yesterday. She does look healthier than she's looked in a couple of weeks, so I'm checking this off as an upgrade. I'm not even hating the gold nail polish. It looks pretty cute.

A Top Model Actually Working

Adrianne Curry walked for the Troy Kingdom show at Kitson yesterday. I have to admit, even though she's not really modeling anymore, she the more famous of the ANTM girls. Too bad Tyra seems to have forgotten she exists.

Now This Is Hot

Reese is on the cover of next month's Marie Claire looking simple and gorgeous and unlike Katherine Heigl's cover (see below), not photoshopped to death. But then again I'm biased. I've loved her since Freeway.

Say Something Nice

Katherine Heigl is on the cover of next month's Cosmopolitan magazine looking hot but obviously airbrushed. I hate the photoshopped to death look. Well, the dress is hot, nonetheless.

Little Miss Boring

What is up with Jennifer Love Hewitt? Jennifer attended teh Diamond Information Center and InStyle luncheon yesterday and wore an outfit is beyond boring. And if she tried to "spice things up" with those shoes, she failed. Hard. Don't get me wrong, the drag queen in me loves most things sparkly, shiny and bright, but those shoes don't work. Also, her hair annoys me.

Emily Blunt Is Also Hot

Emily Blunt poses for the cover and a spread in the February issue of GQ magazine. I think she's brilliant and she was hilarious in The Devil Wears Prada. At first I didn't approve because she wasn't like Emily in the book, but after watching the movie she totally changed my mind and made me love that character.

James McAvoy Is Really Hot

Is it kind of sad of me to think James McAvoy was kind of hot as a faun in The Chronicles of Narnia? Even with the hoovs you could totally tell there was hotness there. Sigh.

Keira Knightly and James McAvoy pose for the cover of Entertainment Weekly. Although I like Keira, she usually annoys me with her whining, but she looks gorgeous on the cover.

The Accidental Husband

Here's the poster and trailer (below) for Uma Thruman's new movie, The Accidental Husband. It co-stars Jeffrey Dean Morgan and Colin Firth. The movie looks really cute and I'll probably see it (when it comes on HBO), but I hate that I basically saw the entire (predictable) movie in the trailer. Less is more, trailer cutter people.

Creepy Love

I know I'm late with this but it still baffles me so I'm posting. Hayden Panettiere and Milo Ventimiglia put all of the rumors to rest by "declaring" their love for each other. The two were spotted while on vacation over the holidays visiting Hayden's family showing off their creepy love. I'm sorry, but he's 30. I get that some people that are 18 can date someone twelve years older and the relationship is perfect, but it creeps me out. It's like ew, he knew her when she was 16 and she wasn't that much different, was he digging her then too?

I know, this comes from a small place of jealousy because, hello! Milo's all kinds of gorgeous. But after this I just kind of find him creepy. It's not the age difference that bothers me so much as the fact that she's so young, know what I mean. I, being 24, have dated guys a lot older than me. But I think there's a world of difference between someone who's 18 and someone who's 24, even 21 for that matter.

Halle Berry Does In Style

Halle Berry looks gorgeous on the cover of In Style. The very pregnant actress is due to give birth any day now to pretty much the most beautiful baby ever. And I love that she didn't do the obligatory naked shots.

Song Of The Day:

Me Muero by La 5a Estacion. The song can be found on their CD, El Mundo Se Equivoca.

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Thursday, January 10, 2008

Not That Shirt Again

Tila Tequila talks about why she and Bobby and why she turns to dating shows to find "true love".

Quote Of The Day:

"I'd go to work and women would be crying in my arms on the talk show. But then I'd go home and put my key in my door and ... nothing: no friends, no husband, no children. I feel so full when I'm at work but so empty when I come home."

-Tyra Banks on her life at home and work. You know I'd feel (somewhat) sorry for her if she wasn't so full of herself.

Speaking Of Britney And Marriage

Britney's ex, Kevin Federline appeared on One Tree Hill as some rock guy. I have no idea, I don't really watch the show. But the clip and his "acting" are pretty hilarious. I love the head banging. Oh so ~rock~.

Shut Yo Mouf

BRITNEY SPEARS GOT MARRIED TO HER PAPARAZZI BOYFRIEND? Sorry about the all caps, but seriously, oh my god. Let me compose myself. Ok, I'm done.

Britney Spears has reportedly married her already married paparazzi boyfriend, Adnan. The two flew down to Ensenada, Mexico yesterday and stayed at the for the Rosarito Beach Hotel for the night. They were spotted by a hotel staff member and Britney was wearing a pink.

As if things couldn't get any worse for this chick. Ugh. I thought she honestly couldn't shock me anymore, but I was oh so wrong.

UPDATE: She aint married (thank god). The source just translated the article incorrectly. All is well in the world.

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Now Lauren Can Quit Her Fake Job

MTV is going to have to find another magazine for The Hills girls Lauren and Whitney to work at, because Teen Vogue will no longer be associating itself with the show. The girls have apparently moved on from Teen Vogue. I'm guessing Teen Vogue didn't want anything more to do with The Hills on the basis that they don't want to be known for something that Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are famous for. But that's just me.

Now where are Whitney and Lauren going to talk about their personal lives and pretend to be shocked at? I say they put these two to work at Walmart and run that shit live. Now that's entertainment.

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Michelle's Ex Piece

While Michelle Rodriguez was getting out of jail, her ex (supposedly), Kristianna Loken attended the premiere of Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles. Kristianna starred in T3 a couple of years ago and currently (but not for long, or so I hear) stars in The L Word. I actually am kind of glad that she's leaving the show. Her character is soooo annoying.

Thank God

Avril Lavigne has denied that she's pregnant. Earlier today I posted a story about her expecting her first child with husband Deryck Whibley. The source claimed that Deryck said he was excited about finally becoming a father. Well Avril's rep says that the story is completely fake and the mother fucking princess is not expecting a, uhm, princess? I'm not sure about royal titles. Whatever. Thank god for that, we do not need another little Avril or Deryck anytime soon.

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Snape!!!

I love that Bellatrix and Snape are in another one of my favorite movies. I know, It's Helena Bonham Carter and Alan Rickman, but still. Sigh.

Alan Rickman also attended the premiere of Sweeney Todd. I love that movie. I can't wait until the DVD comes out. And I hate that it hasn't done too well in the states. Tragic.

I Love Her

Bitch is fucking fierce. I know I say that a lot, but she is. She honestly does not give an eff and she's awesome for it. That and Fight Club.

Helena Bonham Carter attended the premiere of Sweeney Todd in London, along with Johnny Depp (see below...duh).

More Johnny To Drool Over

Johnny Depp attended the premiere of Sweeney Todd in London today looking oh so fuckable. I don't care about the suit, which on anybody else wouldn't really work, but it's Johnny Depp. Ugh, I seriously need to make having his baby one of my life ambitions.

Don't Hate

You know bitch is fierce. Bai Ling posed for the paps in L.A. on Tuesday. I love Bai and her crazy self, but why are the paparazzi still following her? I mean, serious question. She needs to do something about her career. When Kim Kardashian is a bigger "star" than you, you need to call your agent. Ooooh, hopefully the make another Celebrity Rap Superstar and she can be on it! That would honestly make my year. I know, my dreams are simple.

Sophia Bush at The Fuze Event

One Tree Hill star Sophia Bush attended that Fuze event last night looking pretty damn chic. I still can't believe she's still on that show. I mean, having to work with your boyfriend is one thing but wasn't his new girlfriend on the show, too? Are they engaged and wasn't she like 17 when they started dating? Ugh. I can't stand Chad Michael Murray, he seems like such a douche.

Another Baby

Babies, Babies everywhere. If someone in Hollywood isn't knocked up, they're puhing one out. Toni Collette has given birth to her first child, daughter Sage Florence yesterday in Australia. Congrats to Toni and her husband Dave Galafassi!

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Hypocrites!

I'm all for animals, I love my pets, I don't wear fur, I donate to the ASPCA, but I will never like PETA. I think that organization is ridiculous and full of hypocrisy. Fur loving Kimora Lee Simmons is now the face of their new Be An Angel campaign, where she urges people to care for their dogs.

"You cannot just chain up an animal. The chains are heavy, it's cruel," she says. "Dogs need to run and play," she adds. That's why Kimora has teamed up with PETA urging dog guardians to "play with them, take them for long walks, don't ever chain or cage them."

It's sad to think that people don't know the basics in caring for an animal, watching fifteen minutes of Animal Cops you'll know how stupid/cruel people can be, but Kimora shouldn't be any kind of spokesperson for PETA. How about the many horses who've had their tails chopped off for use for her many wigs and weaves over the years. She didn't always have the cash to splurge for human hair, ya know.

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On Water?!!?!?!?!?

I'm all for "if you got it, spend it" but this is a little bit ridiculous. According to In Touch Weekly, Madonna spends over $10,000 a month on Kaballah water, which is specially blessed. Damn, Fiji isn't enough for her?

"Madonna drinks a lot of water - that's one of her fitness secrets. And Kabbalah water is the only stuff she will touch.

"She also makes sure she always has some to hand, and has it regularly shipped to wherever in the world she is staying at the time."

The water thing is true. I used to drink like a gallon of water a day. It fills you up and you don't gain any weight. You obviously still have to work out and shit but it does help keep you in shape. You know, the not having any calories or sugar thing. Who would've thunk it that drinking something with no calories would help keep you in shape?

Madonna was in Mumbai, India this week with her husband, Guy Ritchie.

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Taryn Manning!

I haven't heard anything about this chick in forever and a half. I used to love her. Taryn attended the Fuze Resolution Slenderize Kickoff at 86 in Hollywood last night. I like the new look, too. She was always cute but she's looking gorg now. The new color looks better than her old blonde.

Now I have that song "I'll Take You There" song stuck in my head from her Gap commercial from a couple of years ago.

Monica Gives Birth

R&B singer Monica has given birth to a baby boy. The baby was born yesterday. Monica has also apparently been working on a new album. This is her second son with her boyfriend Rock.

Congrats! Babies all around!

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Still Hot

I don't care if this crazy bitch wears a garbage bag, Megan Fox will always be hot to me. It's that whole porno vibe, I tend to be attracted to them. Besides, she's banging David Silver. You know they have hot sex.

Megan Fox attended the premiere of Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles in L.A. last night wearing a god awful outfit. Actually the dress isn't that bad. It's the whole ensemble that makes her look like a hooker. Still love her, though.

P.S.:

Her boyfriend, Brian Austin Green, needs to lay off the mascara. That shit is not cute.

The Business Of Being Born Premiere

Ricki Lake has a new movie y'all! It's called The Business Of Being Born and it's a documentary on child birth (obvs) where she shows herself going through labor. I heard her talking about it on Howard Stern a couple of weeks ago and she says that she pushed the baby out naturally. I'm sorry, I get that the baby needs to be born in a peaceful environment, but if I ever have kids I want as many drugs as possible in me. The kid will be fine, it won't even feel a thing. Contact highs can be pretty sweet and this would be the ultimate.

Anyways, here's Ricki at the premiere in New York, looking pretty fabulous, along with Keri Russel.

Who The Eff...

would honestly wear that outfit in the daytime. None other than our favorite little midget alien, Tila Tequila! I have no idea why this chick is famous. I get that she has the whole MySpace thing, but honestly. She's not that hot, especially in the face.

Anyways, Tila posed for the paps while heading to a spa in L.A. yesterday. After Bobby dumped her ass, she's back for a second shot of love. MTV needs to just get rid of this show. She will NEVER be New York.

Her Dream Vacation Is Over

Michelle Rodriguez was released from jail yesterday, even though the Judge prohibited an early release for her. The L.A. County Sheriff let Michelle out after only completing 10% of her sentence saying that he felt he needed to treat Michelle like any other prisoner, disregarding the Judge's orders, and released her after only serving 18 days due to overcrowding.

The same thing happened with Paris Hilton last year, but the Judge put his foot down and she was thrown back in.

I say do the same with Michelle. I'm guessing she's not going to complain. She was living her ultimate fantasies in there.

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More Jaime Lynn Craziness

Jaime Lynn Spears and her boyfriend have supposedly split up because he doesn't know if he's the father of her baby and has requested a paternity test. Scandal! According to the Daily Mail, Casey Aldridge doesn't want to be with Jaime until he's absolutely sure he's the father of her unborn baby.

Damn! I still can't get over the fact that this chick is pregnant. It's like what the hell is wrong with that family. Sure there are a lot of teen mothers out there and a lot do fabulous jobs in raising their children, but still, she's a Spears. Odds are against her.

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More SATC Movie Pics!

Kim Cattrall and Jason Lewis filmed some beach and surfing scenes for the upcoming Sex and the City movie. I'm soo excited for this, despite the many leaked pictures. I need to rewatch the episodes now. And maybe reread the book. I know, I'm nuts but I love it.

Johnny Talks About His Daughter's Illness and Performing

Johnny Depp opens up to Rolling Stone magazine about how his performance in Sweeney Todd was greatly influenced by his real-life family crisis when his daughter, Lily-Rose, was rushed to the hospital because of blood poisoning. He tells the magazine that he can see the pain in his face when watching the performance on-screen because of what was going on with his daughter.

"You can't broom out your head," he said. "You certainly can't broom out your heart.

"And there's a hot wire between them, and everything shows in the eyes.

"So whatever you're feeling in your life, trying to avoid it is some kind of weird obstacle course that there's no way to win. So when it's there, it's there."

He also said that although he went through a rough patch, he had a blast on set with co-stars Sacha Baron Cohen and Helena Bonham Carter. I think the movie was amazing and he was amazing (as always) in it. Y'all should go and see it if you haven't.

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What The Eff...

Amy Winehouse came back from a vacation in Mauritius recently and has now died her signature black beehive hair blonde. I'm not sure if it's an upgrade or a downgrade, because at least it looks styled and not a ratty mess, but I will say she looks (sort of) healthier. At least cleaner. Not a total Betty, but it's a vast improvement.

Song Of The Day:

Morning Train by Sheena Easton. The song can be found on her CD, Sheena Easton.

She Needed It

The Daily Mail claims that Jordan aka Katie Price has spent around $80,000 in plastic surgery and other beauty treatments to transform her image over the year. They claim that she's spent thousands on her boobs (duh) as well as the acne on her face, lipo for the body, her nose, and lips. I say who the eff cares how much she spent. She went from being pretty but boring looking to the epitome of beauty and class.

What I really want to know is how much Peter Andre has spent in plastic surgery and lipgloss. It's got to be a lot more than Jordan in self tanner alone.

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Ew

What the hell happened to Tom Cruise's face? I mean, even though I'm not attracted to him and never have been, I have to admit he wasn't extremely tragic looking. Now he just looks bloated. Coke bloat does that to the face. Not that I'm saying he's on the blow, but his face sure as hell doesn't know he's not.

Anyways, I also have to admit that Katie Holmes looks pretty good here. The couple attended the L.A. premiere of her new movie (which looks like it's going to suck hard) Mad Money last night. I love her dress and the shoes are pretty awesome.

Picture Of The Day:

Just Because: David Beckham

Oh my.

Britney In Ok Magazine

Here are the entire scans for Britney's OK Magazine spread, where she poses for pictures with her two kids. Her kids are freaking adorable and Sean Preston looks exactly like her. Hopefully she gets better so that can have a life which includes a healthy mother.

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Another Baby? Ugh

Avril Lavigne is reportedly knocked up. Isthishappening.com is saying that Avril Lavigne is pregnant with husband Deryck Wibley's baby. Apparently he's been telling all of his friends that he's excited and can't wait to be a dad. Go figure. I always think of this couple like a couple of kids still, don't know why. Maybe it's because they're so short. ::shrugs::

Congrats to them. Can you guys guess what their baby's first hand gesture is going to be?

P.S. - How come when I do an image search for "Avril Lavigne" and "Pamela Anderson pregnant" pretty much only porn shows up? I mean, ew. Safe Search is now back on.

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This Will Be The Year To End All Years

Pamela Anderson is reportedly pregnant, according to TMZ. Now I know there is officially no God. All of my prayers were not answered and if there was a God, he/she wouldn't have allowed J.K. Rowling to kill off Fred and he/she certainly would not allowed Pamela Anderson to get pregnant with Rick Salomon's baby. I mean, he banged Paris Hilton, among others. And let's not get started on her HEP C ass. Ugh.

Pambo has also posted "cryptic" message on her website, which just says "No" as the subject and "No" as the entry. Who the fuck knows. Well, I mean she does but whatever. Then again her website also says that her movie is going to be released in theaters later this month and it's not; it's heading straight to DVD.

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Wednesday, January 9, 2008

Just Because: Johnny Depp

Just Because: Britney's "Huh?" Video

I needed a laugh this afternoon so my friend sent me over that video and it never loses its charm. I know, it's sad to make fun of her (but still slightly hilarious) but that shit is priceless.

P.S. - My fucking neighbor is playing that "No One" song by Alicia Keys for the thirtieth time in a row and I'm about to call the cops. Anonymously of course.

Still Do. Not. Want!

Oh, god nooooooooooo!!!!!

When is Heidi Montag going to realise she's not hot. Ok, I take that back, her body's alright (minus the outrageous implants) but she in no way should be doing that. I get she was just trying to lay down but still. And don't even get me started on these:

Haha, I love the last one where Spencer is ~flexing~.

These two were "caught" frolicking around on the beach in Mexico. I know there American citizens and all, but can we deport them somewhere else? I don't know, Cuba perhaps. Or Venezuela. I would love to see what Hugo Chavez has to say about them.

Upgrade?

Audrina Patridge from The Hills (as if you didn't know) has a new boyfriend. I'm not sure if it's an upgrade. I mean, he looks so metrosexual. Not that Justin Bobby didn't give off that douchey L.A. metrosexual guy vibe but still, he was hot enough to pull it off (in my opinion). This guy just looks wrong.

Shakira Does Jay

Shakira performed the theme song from Love In The Time Of Cholera (amazing movie) La Despedida on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno on Monday and was pretty much amazing. I love her and her dress is gorgeous. And I need her shoes:

It's not like I want them, I need to have them.

Check out her entire performance below, along with some more pics.

Your Outfit's Hot, Lucy

Lucy Liu taped an episode of the Late Show yesterday looking fabulous in a Alexander McQueen dress. I'm not sure I love the gloves. Scratch that, I hate them. But everything else is fabulous.

New Janet Jackson Video

Though the video for her new single Feedback is fierce, it reminds me of a big old bowl of cereal. I'm serious, she looks like she filmed it in a bowl of cereal, where she climbs over the cocoa puffs and plays with the milk. I'm not hatin', I'm just hungry. Damn you, Janet, for making me crave Coco Puffs.

Song Of The Day:

One And One by Robert Miles. The song can be found on his CD, Dreamland.

Be Still My Heart

The gorgeous Johnny Depp attended the premiere of Sweeney Todd in Tokyo yesterday. Ugh, my love for this man will never end. I mean, look at him. The eyes, the face, the hair, the everything. And to think it all started when he was on 21 Jump Street and my friend and I glued a picture of his face to my pillow so I can "marry" him. Sigh.

Burst My Bubble, Mimi

Mariah Carey wants everyone to konw that she did not say that quote from yesterday, about her rather singing with a pig than with Jennifer Lopez (which is pretty much the same thing, really). She told People that it was 100% false.

"This is just some Internet gossip and it's pathetic that people actually entertain the thought that this could be real. This is another sad example of two strong women being pit against each other."

Who ever said Jennifer Lopez was great? I mean, sure she knows how to dress sometimes and she can be gorgeous when she doesn't overdo it, but bitch is far from great. I mean, do I need to mention Gigli? And I don't care what you Mimi haters say, Glitter was gold.

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Aaaaaaah!

I didn't think that they were going to show any new episodes because of the strike! Woohooo!!

Quote Of The Day:

“Zac looks like a child with a lot of makeup. I was like ‘My God, you’re just a little kid.”

-Jessica Alba told Elle magazine about meeting Zac Efron. I konw I usually can't stand her bitching and whining but bitch had me rolling with that quote.

Picture Of The Day:

I Have No Words

I honestly don't. I mean...

Oh god. And no I don't want any of that, I mean, come on.

Ok, admittedly he's a hot bitch, but seriously. As muscular as he is I think I'm slightly more manly. And I'm a hetero, anything pink glittery and sparkly lovin' female.

Rhydian Roberts spent some vacation time in Mexico with his family. Unfortch, he didn't win Britain's X Factor. Oh, how I'll miss his camped out performances. He can go for miles, if you know what I mean.

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Tuesday, January 8, 2008

You Are Not Scarlett O'Hara

Since when did wearing drapery become high fashion? This chick kills me. Her style is anything but effortless and it shows. And I don't get it. I mean, it's not hideous (my mom disagrees), but it's not great. It just looks like a drape/sheet. And no I'm not going to blame the designer, she's the one who picked it out. Oh wait, that's right, Tom Cruise picks out all her close. Bitch needs to realign himself with his gay side, because that outfit does not fly.

Here's more of Katie Holmes presenting at the Critics Choice Awards on Monday.

Eva!!!

Eva Green was in London at the Orange Rising Star Award nominations after announcing the nominations for 2008 at BAFTA. I love, love, love her. And her outfit is pretty awesome, I love that jacket.

Video Of The Week:

Just Because: Brad And Angie

As haggered as he's been looking, this picture as all kinds of adorable. They still haven't reclaimed the top spot in my favorite couples, though.

Bitch Is Fierce

Christy Turlington attended the premiere of 27 Dresses along with the other hags looking everything like a top model. God I love her. She reminds me of running around my room with a sheet trying to pretend I was in a George Michael video back when I was a kid.

What? Don't pretend like you didn't do it, ya know you did. Everybody wanted to be in the Freedom video.

Picture Of The Day:

Did. Not. Want.

If there was something that I did not need to see in life, it was something called Heidi Montag showing off her ass cheeks in Maxim. Her "sexy" face reminds me of Mr. Ed when they would put sugar or whatever on his gums.

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Does That Dress Come In A 2 8?

Jennifer Love Hewitt attended the premiere of 27 Dresses in L.A. yesterday looking fabulous, but still not like a size 2. I'm never going to let that go, bitch had me rolling with that whole size 2 argument. Anyways, her and the fiance were there, blah blah blah, whatever. She's boring when she's not bitching about her weight.

27 Dresses Premiere

Katherine Heigl attended the premiere of her new movie 27 Dresses Monday night. She irritates the hell out of me for many reasons but I actually really want to see this. I mean, hello! James Marsden! It's good that he's actually the "leading guy" in this, as opposed to the "right guy, but not for her" guy.

P.S. - Those dresses with the writing all over them are a little too much. I mean, I get promoting, but did the really have to add the bit about The Devil Wears Prada?

Song Of The Day:

Tender Love by Jill Sobule. The song can be found on her CD, Underdog Victorious.

What Kind Of Fuckery Is This?

I was going to post more picture of the Pitt-Jolies at the Critic Choice Awards but I was so disgusted by Brad's "new look" that I decided against it. I'm sorry, but I'm not feeling whatever the hell he's doing. I still blame Angelina, who seems to be continuing to suck the life out of him.

I recently saw The Good Shepherd with Matt Damon and although he was damn good in the movie, it killed me to see that his character hadn't aged in 25 or so years. And I'm sorry, but Angie was horrible in that movie. It killed me to watch her overact every other scene.

Quote Of The Day:

"I'd rather be on stage with a pig — a duet with Jennifer Lopez and me just ain't going to happen."

-Mariah Carey on never ever singing with Jello. Thank you for saving our ears from ever hearing you singing over Jello trying to sing live! I will always love you for that, MC. And remember, them chickens is ash and yous lotion.

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Monday, January 7, 2008

Did Y'All See The Reunion?

It was so anticlimactic. I mean, the "fight" was lame, the kisses was lame/disgusting, Wolf's penis was lame. The only highlight was The Entertainer's dad telling New York her face looked like her ass/vagina. Aaaaaah, mental picture! Get it out!

Anyways, for those (lucky souls) who missed it, New York and Tailer Made are now engaged, now that Tailer Made is officially divorced. He proposed after showing her his divorce papers. The two have been living together since coming back from Jamaica.

The End.

Dr. Phil Is The Devil

I'm sorry, but I had to say it. I know there are people who are all up on him and shit but I think he's disgusting and creepy and just gross.

Britney Spears has obviously been going through a lot. Most of the people around her, including her parents, don't seem to care about her wellbeing and only see her as a cash cow or a way to further their own "fame". Dr. Phil went to visit Britney in the hospital during the time she was at Cedar's Sinai in the special needs unit for allegedly being a danger to herself. After his "visit" he released the following statement to Entertainment Tonight:

"My meeting with Britney and some of her family members this morning in her room at Cedars leaves me convinced more than ever that she is in dire need of both medical and psychological intervention.

She was released moments before my arrival and was packing when I entered the room. We visited for about an hour before I walked with her to her car. I am very concerned for her."

What the fuck kind of doctor makes a statement about your wellbeing after a visit with you to an entertainment news t.v. show? Seriously. If he really cared about her well being, he wouldn't have sprung up on her at the hospital and try and talk her in to doing an intervention on his television show.

According to TMZ, Britney's parents contacted Dr. Phil to try and help Britney. They're going to be appearing on his show, which will be taped later today and aired tomorrow, where they plead for her to get help. Dr. Phil wanted to get Britney on the show to host an "intervention". Admirable as it may sound (not) do you think she's going to listen to you when you're pimping her out on national television? I mean, come on.

And to put the cherry on the pile of ish he created, sources close to Britney say that she didn't know he was coming to visit her at the hospital and didn't want him there. It's usually against policy at a hospital to allow a person to visit someone in the Special Needs unit without their consent, which Britney did not give. She didn't talk to him he didn't walk her to her car, he followed her. She didn't even know he was there. He spoke at her for around fifteen minutes, not the hour he says, and she left.

Yes, Britney needs help. But she also needs to be left alone by people who are using her illness and meltdown for personal gain.

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What Came Out On Top?

What is wrong with America? I should stop, it's not horrible. It's just not Sweeney Todd. Then again kudos to Juno for being so high up there. That movie is gold.

National Treasure: Book of Secrets came in first place this weekend, followed by I Am Legend, Juno, Alvin and the Chipmunks, and One Missed Call.

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