Get the fuck away from my future baby daddy.

That is all. Douche.

Sincerely,
Cris

The entire Beckham family was in attendance to watch David play with England against France yesterday. Unlucky for them all, England lost. Their kids are so freaking cute, though.

PS:

I hope he didn't eat that too.

Have my beloved Yankees been cursed? Ever since we got A-Rod away from signing with the Red Sox, we've sucked. Hard. And then they go and win a world series and then we still suck and now they go and win another one? I mean, what the hell is going on here?

They're "cursed" for decades and all of a sudden this bullshit happens and they win two world series in what, four years? Ugh, I'm done. I blame A-Rod's tranny loving ass. And I meant that literally.

I know, I used to be all about A-Rod and his rod but he's totally killed it for me by SUCKING ASS in the past couple of playoffs.

Ok, I'm done.

Spanish football (soccer) star Antonio Puerta's son, named Aitor Antonio Puerta, was born on this past Monday. Antonio died earlier this year of a sudden heart attack.

The member's of Antonio's team have already visited the baby. His jersey number, 16, on the Sevilla FC team has been retired on the condition that if his son where to ever play football, he would be the only one to wear it.

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He needs to just come out and admit it already. I mean, everybody knows.

Check out more pictures of Oscar and his wild nights with the strippers after the jump!

Warning! One of the pics is NSFW!

Shaunie O'Neal is said to have had an affair on Shaq with one of his personal trainers, said to be described as a "muscular Cuban". Shaunie also is said to have hidden away some of Shaq's money as well as put a down payment on a house that she would share with the "muscular Cuban".

This isn't the first time she's cheated. Shaunie used to be with Shaq's best friend until Shaq came along.

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This story is getting weirder and weirder. The ho who took the pictures is going to be talking to The Insider Monday night. Can't wait for her to spill the beans!

More pictures have been released, and these could be more damaging than the first set. Oscar de la Hoya and his alleged mistress are pictured above, and according to her, he looooooves dressing up as a girl.

I have this theory that when men have so much sex and experience so many things, like ODLH has, they need an extra taboo to spice things up. For example, I "dated" this guy in porn once and he seemed like a normal guy (besides the porn thing) but he was way too kinky for me in bed. I can get down, that's not the problem but when the role playing involved incest and trannies, that's cue for me to exit. He swore up and down he wasn't gay and only bi, but he totally dug other dudes. Just another 'mo in the closet.

Although Oscar's reps are saying they're not real (they totally are), a woman who claims took the pictures says they're not only him but he's ultra kinky and LOVES dressing up in womens clothes. TOLD YA! According to NYDN, she's more of a mistress:

"She says she took the photos at the Ritz-Carlton in Philadelphia on May 17," Hay tells us. "I fully believe she is telling the truth. She had been reluctant to talk. But now that she's being called a liar, she's ready to sell her story. And, believe me, she has a lot of details."

A friend of the unnamed woman says that De La Hoya would regularly invite her and other party pals to join him when he left his family at home in Puerto Rico. "He'd send a private plane or fly them first-class," says the friend. "They'd meet up in hotels, where the party could go on for days. There was a lot of tequila. It involved men and women. They indulged his every whim and taste.

"He wore size 9 ladies shoes. He also liked wearing thigh-high nylons. He liked sex games. He and the girl would sit in a chair that they'd pretend was a motorcycle. He'd pretend he was the girl on the back of motorcycle. She'd be the guy. He'd grab her around the waist and squeal, 'Faster! Faster!'"

LOVE IT! I wonder if the mother of one of his children, Shanna Moakler'll blog about this on her myspace...

Souce

UPDATE:
According to Oscar's lawyers the pictures are fake. Hmmmmm, they don't look fake to me. What do you guys think?

Boxing golden boy, Oscar de la Hoya, plays dress-up. I always knew there was something gay about him. Told ya, mom!

In the future, of course. A Rod hit two homers in one inning last night for the yanks, defeating the Mariners 10-2. Sigh.

Brad Pitt's a Yankee fan? God I love that man. Sigh. Here he is at a Yankee game Tuesday night with Maddox. Mad doesn't look that happy though. He was probably pissed that the hat was doing nothing for his outfit.



Pictures via Just Jared