Have my beloved Yankees been cursed? Ever since we got A-Rod away from signing with the Red Sox, we've sucked. Hard. And then they go and win a world series and then we still suck and now they go and win another one? I mean, what the hell is going on here?

They're "cursed" for decades and all of a sudden this bullshit happens and they win two world series in what, four years? Ugh, I'm done. I blame A-Rod's tranny loving ass. And I meant that literally.

I know, I used to be all about A-Rod and his rod but he's totally killed it for me by SUCKING ASS in the past couple of playoffs.

Ok, I'm done.