Showing posts with label Drunken Stuper. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Drunken Stuper. Show all posts

Tuesday, June 10, 2008



**Had to upload it myself since the user deleted the video.

Wednesday, June 4, 2008

Wednesday, March 26, 2008



Richie Sambora was stopped and booked for a DUI last night. The Bon Jovi guitarist was said to be cooperative and took a blood test at the station. There apparently was no drugs involved.

Damn! Ten bucks Denise Richards releases a statement. That's what happens to you when you leave your gorgeous wife for a skeazer. Hopefully he'll get the help that he needs now. He's already done two stints in rehab last year.

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Thursday, March 20, 2008



"We were frequently on airplanes and, before Mom and Dad would find themselves in the embarrassing position of being caught by other passengers with a crying baby, I was fed alcohol."

-Steve O.

Why does this not surprise me? Well, maybe because it's Steve O. And also, because they did that shit to me. My mom used to rub rum on my gums when I was teething and dipped my pacifier in some liquor when we'd fly so I would chill the eff out. Everyone in my family has done it to their kids and so on. This explains a lot about my adult life and family.

That being said, I totally picture him doing Bangbus type porn at some point in the future. Yeah he's in rehab and all and I do hope he gets better, but the realistic bitch in me thinks not.

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Monday, December 24, 2007



Danielle Fishel, who played Topanga on Boy Meets World and dated Lance Bass (before he came out of the closet), was arrested in Newport Beach, CA early Thursday morning on a drunk driving warrant from L.A. She was arrested at around 5 a.m. and was released shortly after.

See, this is what happens when you find out your ex-boyfriend was gay the entire time you dated him. I don't blame her for drowning her sorrows in the booze but damn, bitch, don't get behind the wheel.

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Friday, December 21, 2007



Cuban rapper Pitbull was arrested in Miami early this morning for a DUI, after he was pulled over for going 93 mph in a 55mph zone.

Pitbull, whose real name is Armando Perez, at first refused to get out of the car. Once he finally stepped out the officer reported that there was a strong smell of alchohol on his breath, his speach was fast and slurred and his eyes were bloodshot. To make matters worse, he couldn't even complete the sobriety test. He failed to touch his nose with the tip of his finger. Pitbull was then arrested and book and later released on a $1000 fine.

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Thursday, December 6, 2007



Kiefer Sutherland has been sentenced to 48 days in a private jail. Kiefer was arrested earlier this year for drunk driving. He also has to complete an 18 month alcohol education program and attend weekly therapy sessions for six months. He has until March 30th to copmlete his stint in jail.

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Monday, November 19, 2007



Jonathan Rhys Meyers was arrested in Ireland for being a drunken ass. Seriously. He was arrested on charges of public drunkenness and breach of the peace. JRM was released on bond but is scheduled to appear in court on December 5th.

Jonathan has checked in and out of rehab in California earlier this year.

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Wednesday, November 7, 2007



Nick Bollea was arrested after turning himself in for Reckless Driving Involving Serious Bodily Injury. Nick was involved in a major car crash earlier this year, when he hit a tree in, causing friend and passanger John Graziano to be placed on life support and permanent brain damage.

Along with the Reckless Driving charges, Nick will also be charged with Use of a motor vehicle in commission of a felony, A person under the age of 21 operating a vehicle with a breath-alcohol level of .02 or higher and an illegal window tint.

The Hogan/Bollea (their real last name) family have issued a statement in regards to the situation:

Nick and the entire 'Hogan' Bollea family are saddened that criminal charges have been filed in regards to the tragic single car accident on August 26, 2007. Nick will meet and answer these charges in the appropriate arena - a court of law. The family’s primary focus and concern still remains for the continued recovery of Nick’s longtime friend John Graziano. The Bolleas will also continue to stand by the Graziano family and help them in any way they can.

The tragedy to both families is compounded by the fact that unfortunately John was not wearing his seatbelt. Thankfully, Nick was wearing his. Because of what happened to John, the entire Bollea family will make it a priority to increase public awareness about the importance of always wearing your seatbelt.

There has been much speculation as to the speed and wet road conditions surrounding this accident. Although all the evidence has not been evaluated, preliminary reports from the experts indicate that this was not, in fact, a high-speed accident.

Because Nick is still a juvenile and has no prior criminal record, we are disappointed that he is being charged as an adult offender. However, we are confident that the evidence will demonstrate that this was an accident. We ask all who follow these events to keep an open mind as to the facts until they have been ultimately determined. Finally, we thank all who have prayed for John’s recovery and ask for your continued support and prayers.

- Morris "Sandy" Weinberg, Jr. and Kevin Hayslett, Attorneys for Nick Bollea

Although I wasn't there and don't know the entire story, it seems to me that the reason Nick was charged as an adult was because he was 17 and drinking. But regardless of what happens to Nick during the trial, I think we should keep our thoughts and prayors on John. Here's wishing him and his family love and support.

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Sunday, November 4, 2007



Shia LaBeouf was arrested at a Chicago Walgreens store. Seriously. Shia was apparently drunk and when asked to leave the store by security, he refused. The police were called and he was arrested at about 2:25 a.m., but posted bond at around 7 a.m. Shia's hot ass needs to go back to court on November 28.

Hot! Someone needs to release the security tape asap.

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Thursday, October 25, 2007



Another Lost actor is being accused of a DUI. Daniel Dae Kim, who plays Jin-Soo Kwan on the show, was arrested early this morning in Honolulu. The actor hasn't released a statement or spoken to the media as of yet.

What in the hell is wrong with these people on Lost? Is the plot so confusing that they have to get drunk in order to get through their lines? I mean, you don't see the cast of Heroes driving around intoxicated. Maybe they should just feel each other up all the time like the Heroes peeps do.

He's so gonna get killed off. I can smell the axe being brought out as I type.

P.S. - He's so hot.

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Wednesday, October 3, 2007





Lily Allen performed at a secret show sponsored by Braun hair care, which she is currently the spokesperson for.

Onstage she was her usual self, you know, forgetting her lyrics, not knowing what day it was and getting drunk off her ass.

“I sound like a cat being swung around on its tale, it's because I haven't been singing in so long.”

Uh, that's not the reason you sound horrible, Lily. Blame the champs.

After the "performance" she headed over to the Groucho Club with Kate Moss, exiting with a "suspicious white substance around her nose". I'm thinking it's just snot:



She then told the paps that "I'll give you a £1,000 if you don't take a picture of my mate Kate.” Nobody took her up on that offer.

Then, to make matters worse, she put out her lit cigarette out on one of their camera lenses:



Oh Lily. What happened to the days where you just shit talked about Paris and made brazilliant music?

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Saturday, September 29, 2007

Guilty!



Uncle Kracker plead guilty to misdameanor assault chargers on Friday. Kracker was sentenced to twelve months probation and a $1500 fine as well as undergo alcohol assesment.

Kracker, whose real name is Matthew Shafer, smacked a girl after she smacked him for putting his hand up her skirt.

I'm sorry but he deserved that slap and needs more than a slap on the wrist to learn it's not cool to hit a girl, especially when you were the one being the asshole.

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Thursday, September 27, 2007

Not Guilty?



Vivica Fox pleads not guilty to drunk driving charges. Bitch, please! She got pulled over for speeding and failed a breathalizer test. How are you going to plead not guilty when you fail the breathalizer. What are you going to blame it on, mouthwash?

If convicted she could face a $1,000 fine and up to six months in jail. OMG can you imagine Lilo, Keifer Sutherland and Vivica Fox all in jail at the same time? Brazilliant!

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Sunday, September 9, 2007



My little Orli Bloom was quite the naughy boy last week at the GQ Man of the Year Awards in London. He was said to be acting a damn fool, drunk and not understanding what was going on around him. He then tried to hit on all the chicks up in the joint, including Elle Macpherson who happened to be there with Paul McCartney. He was overheard telling her, "I just want to rub my face in your bosoms."

He was probably stupid drunk and didn't remember any of it the next day. He's hot enough to pull of stupid-drunk.

Wednesday, September 5, 2007



Lily Allen was acting like a brat at the GQ Awards last night. My second favorite songstress got drunk and was acting like a damn fool. She was speaking really loudly during Madonna's speech. An audience member said, “Lily was being rude and loud, she was chatting all of the way through and it was painfully obvious. At first nobody noticed but then it was evident what she was doing — even Madge gave her a look.”

Don't fuck with Madonna! After Lily was asked to leave she then crashed the Atonement premiere after party where she proceeded to get further intoxicated and ran into Madonna, who was staying at the hotel with her husband, Guy Richie. The source said: “Madonna looked slightly disgusted and left shortly afterwards.”

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Friday, August 31, 2007













Remember that weird guy from that movie with Hugh Grant, Notting Hill? The one who answered the door in his underwear? Well, he's dating Sienna Miller, who is dating a lot of other people. I love Sienna. She doesn't take herself seriously and sleeps with anybody and everybody. My kind of hoochie!

Here the beautiful couple is getting their drank on in London.

Wednesday, August 29, 2007



Lily at the Notting Hill Carnival, where she acted like a stupid drunk and later had a drink thrown on her by Bobby Kray.

Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Douche!



I used to LOVE Lily Allen but her douchey behavior is getting on my nerves. First she cancels my concert. Then she talks shit and takes it back. Damn! If you're going to talk shit in the first place back it up, nah mean? And now she pulls this stunt.

According to The Sun Online, Lily tried to get on the mic while another performer, reggae artist Bobby Kray, even going as far as to wrestle him for the mic and push him off-stage. But before he fell off Bobby managed to dump her beer bottle over her head, drenching her. Good! I'm all for getting silly drunk but when you start acting like a jackass is when it gets annoying. Imagine having to carry her ass home? Ugh.

Friday, August 24, 2007



I was not a fan of John From Cincinnati, the now canceled show from HBO, but that "John" guy was sort of amusing. Well, bitch got his ass arrested last night for driving drunk. What the hell is wrong with the rich and famous. Sheesh.