Lily Allen performed at a secret show sponsored by Braun hair care, which she is currently the spokesperson for.

Onstage she was her usual self, you know, forgetting her lyrics, not knowing what day it was and getting drunk off her ass.

“I sound like a cat being swung around on its tale, it's because I haven't been singing in so long.”

Uh, that's not the reason you sound horrible, Lily. Blame the champs.

After the "performance" she headed over to the Groucho Club with Kate Moss, exiting with a "suspicious white substance around her nose". I'm thinking it's just snot:



She then told the paps that "I'll give you a £1,000 if you don't take a picture of my mate Kate.” Nobody took her up on that offer.

Then, to make matters worse, she put out her lit cigarette out on one of their camera lenses:



Oh Lily. What happened to the days where you just shit talked about Paris and made brazilliant music?

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