I've never been more excited to see Paris's coochie before. Well, excited is the wrong word, more like disgusted, but y'all get what I'm trying to say.

Paris had a little wardrobe malfunction earlier this week while grabbing some grub with Nicole Ricchie. I blame Paris for this mess. I mean, who would wear that disaster of an outfit out in public! And I'm not even going to start on the tights and shoes.

Check out the pics after the jump! But I'm warning you. They're sort of NSFW (not really) but they're certainly NSFL.