According to Ok! magazine, Pambo is pregnant! Oh. My. God. How could you let this happen, sweet baby jesus?!?!? I mean, Pambo? Rick Salomon? Paris Hilton? (you know she's the kind of dirty that don't wash off)

If Shiloh was the Messiah then a Soloman/Anderson baby has got to be the antichrist. And if it's a boy and they name him Damien, my ass is fleeing as far away as possible.

P.S. I put up that picture of The Oracle (aka Llora) for three reasons:

1) I really didn't want to see Pam with Rick together. Thoughs of them having sex would run through my mind and I'm too emotional frail to picture that at the moment.

2) She'd be the only one who could save us from their baby.

3) When I googled pictures of "Pamela Anderson Pregnant", I kept getting pictures of Prego Porn. Ugh.

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