BRITNEY SPEARS GOT MARRIED TO HER PAPARAZZI BOYFRIEND? Sorry about the all caps, but seriously, oh my god. Let me compose myself. Ok, I'm done.

Britney Spears has reportedly married her already married paparazzi boyfriend, Adnan. The two flew down to Ensenada, Mexico yesterday and stayed at the for the Rosarito Beach Hotel for the night. They were spotted by a hotel staff member and Britney was wearing a pink.

As if things couldn't get any worse for this chick. Ugh. I thought she honestly couldn't shock me anymore, but I was oh so wrong.

UPDATE: She aint married (thank god). The source just translated the article incorrectly. All is well in the world.

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