The ever so classy and stunningly gorgeous Jordan aka Katie Price hocked her new hair product line. I'm not sure why anybody would want to buy a Jordan aka Katie Price curling iron but whatevs. Maybe use it as a butt plug? ::shrugs::

That being said if any of you fuckers give me a Jordan aka Katie Price flat iron or curling iron for Christmas, I will love you forever.

P.S. - God, how I love this woman: