I was just on vacation. It was my birthday on the fourth of July and the crew and I went on a little roadtrip/vacation. But I'm back (physically, not mentally. never mentally) and will be up and running fully next week.

I leave you with this fabulous video for the horrible song that is I Kissed A Girl by Katy Perry. Did you catch her performance on So You Think You Can Dance last night? I didn't like it at all. But thank god Comfort's gone.

PS - If your friends think it's "fun" idea to go to Tijuana to see a donkey show, just say no. Especially if you never thought a career in prostitution was an option.

I have about fifty pairs of ON flip-flops (of course I have multiples of the same color) and I love them. Call me a cheap whore, I've been called worse. They're so comfortable to walk around the house in or walk the dog. And they're a hell of a lot cuter than those ugly ass Crocs. Don't get me started on Crocs.

Thanks, Heidi!

Oh, hell, it's on! I really want to see Wanted, but Wall-E has had my heart for a very long time. I'll probably go see both since the weather is sucky as all hell here in Florida.

And B, I'm thinking it's going to rain at least 47 times during this whole weekend. It's insanity, I tell you.

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He seriously is. He's also the frequent star of my most illiict fantasies. Which don't involve a faun. Ok, I'm lying, they totally do. I can't help it, though, they were both in those Narnia movies. Ugh, don't judge me.

Anyways, Ben Barnes was at the Edinburgh International Film Festival to promote his new movie, Bigga than Ben earlier today.

and everybody showed up. Orlando Bloom, Elizabeth Hurley, Naomi Campbell, Mischa Barton, Agyness Deyn, The Smiths, The Washingtons, Uma Thurman and her new fiancee and Jonathan Rhys Meyers all showed up for Elton John's 10th Annual White Tie and Tiara Ball to benefit the Elton John Aids Foundation held at Elton John's house in Windsor England yesterday. Held in his house! Damn, I want a ballroom in my house. Ugh, I love Elton John. Can he adopt me. I understand that I will soon be 25 21, but what's age got to do with it?

How much makeup, hair and especially photoshop do you think went into making her look that good. I hate, but I also give props where props are due, and girlfriend looks good. With tons of makeup and photoshop. But good nonetheless.

Southern bitches don't play: Dlisted

Angie back on the H?: INO

Tyra needs to stop the fuckery: ICYDK

SJP knows what works and sticks with it: Celebitchy

Cameron Diaz engaged?: IDLYITW

Ugh, I seriously can't wait until September 28th. If you haven't checked out the show, please do so. And not the censored version, go rent the DVD.

Julie Benz, who plays Rita on Dexter, was at the Beverly Hills Shizue Boutique Grand Opening and Benefit yesterday looking very cute and summery. I miss her as Darla, though. She was awesome in the first season of Dexter but her bitchery in the second season got on my nerves. And the whining. Ugh, I can't wait until September.

Here's more of July at the event.

The World Should Revolve Around Me by Little Jackie. The song can be found on their upcoming album, 19, available July 8th.