Andy Dick's mug shot. It screams sex offender, doesn't it? lol

God, how I've missed Chuck Bass.

Why does every starlet think they have to release an album? Seriously. Hayden Panettiere released the first single on her upcoming album on Ryan Seacrest this morning. Is it bad? Yes. Will it be played repeatedly on radio stations across the country. Yes. Should they kill off the cheerleader on Heroes? Absofuckinglutley. Kill the cheerleader, bring back Mr. Eeesaaaahk

Click Play below to listen to Wake Up Call:

"Miley Cyrus! She's the lucky girl. It's cool to hear through the grapevine that Miley Cyrus has my song as her ring tone. Maybe we'll have another Britney-Madonna moment on stage. How hilarious would that be? Although I don't think it would help her career. However, it would definitely help mine!"

-Katy Perry on which girl she'd love to kiss. Bitch, STFU. Doesn't she know Miley's like 15?

Source

Extraordinary Machine by Fiona Apple. The song can be found on her album, Extraordinary Machine.

Can. Not. Wait!

Oh, Amy, why! If you're not going to tidy it up down there, don't wear low rise jeans!

Here are more pictures of The Dark Knight premiere. I'm still recovering from the vacation so I'm not going to say anything mean. All I'll say is that Maggie Gyllenhaal has a nice dress on. Ok, I'm done being nice. WTF happened to Peter Sarsgaard?!?!?? He was a hot bitch! I blame Maggie. She sucks the hot out of anything. Jakey G. is obviously immune, though.

Here's more of Maggie with the hotness that is Gary Oldman, Morgan Freeman, Michael Cane and a couple of other bitches.

Oh yeah,

What the hell was Boring Conrad doing there?

It's really just a simple request. Christian Bale and his wife attended the premiere of the best movie ever, The Dark Knight. I can't wait to see this. The gorgeousness in this movie is ridiculous. Is it too soon to state that I'd totally ~do~ Ledger as the Joker? Probably.

I was just on vacation. It was my birthday on the fourth of July and the crew and I went on a little roadtrip/vacation. But I'm back (physically, not mentally. never mentally) and will be up and running fully next week.

I leave you with this fabulous video for the horrible song that is I Kissed A Girl by Katy Perry. Did you catch her performance on So You Think You Can Dance last night? I didn't like it at all. But thank god Comfort's gone.

PS - If your friends think it's "fun" idea to go to Tijuana to see a donkey show, just say no. Especially if you never thought a career in prostitution was an option.