Audrina Patridge pretended to get a tattoo yesterday. I mean, come on, is that supposed to even look real? Everybody is guessing that it has to do with Ashton Kutcher's new show, Pop Fiction, where they plant fake stories on the press.

When I got my tat, they bandaged that shit up right away. And it was swollen. And red. Audrina's is neither. Oh, Ashton. You're going to have to try a little harder. The show could be good if they did it the right way. Like the one with Avril and the baby bump. They should have just faked the pregnancy for a couple of weeks and make her a little bigger each time. There's an idea. Wait, is that what's going on with Nicole Kidman?