Al Gore, ex vice-President, and the U.N.'s Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change, won the Nobel Peace Prize earlier today.

" [I'm] deeply honored ... We face a true planetary emergency. The climate crisis is not a political issue, it is a moral and spiritual challenge to all of humanity."

In response, Bill Clinton said, "Nobel Peace Prize? So what. I cheated on my wife with a downgrade and got away with it. And what. First First Man 2008!"

No he didn't say that but you know he's thinking it.

Hey, maybe if my apartment building supplied solar panels we wouldn't have to rely on the power company for electricity as much as we do and WE WOULDN'T HAVE EIGHT HOUR LONG OUTAGES. Just venting sayin'.

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